Unknown Fellow UK Punters

[doc14]

Had a few beers with an old mate in another region, I'm from NW and he's from Leeds area. Got introduced to some of his mates and the beer flowed.  Later on in the evening one of them started talking about escorts and the letters AW slipped out, conversation progressed to this site and I said I was a member, so was he.

What a waste of time we both thought beating around the bush initially not knowing either of us were members. Its not masonic but pity there no way of recognising fellow members, sure it would open up many a conversation.

[Silver Birch]

I have spotted a few shifty looking characters checking their phones when I have been arriving/leaving punts, or even just hanging out near doorways, and assumed they were punters. Often wondered if they were members of UKP. Never spoken to a real person about BEING a punter though (apart from wgs).

Can't help doing a double take whenever I take a red cab - and wondering if I should mention ukp.

[threechilliman]

Some kind of signal you could use if you wanted to communicate covertly. And if you didnt, don't use it.

I'm pretty sure I know at least 3 people who punt, one of them I'm certain about.

tcm

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Perhaps best left as anonymous as it can be;).

U never know quite who you might bump into could be rather embarrassing.

I know sometimes you want to tell all your mates just how that young hottie was the other night but i think over time the less said the better:-)

[Barry Shipton]

Some kind of signal you could use if you wanted to communicate covertly. And if you didnt, don't use it.

tcm

Like a UKP Masonic handshake?

[cueball]

Like a UKP Masonic handshake?

Like it, maybe we should roll one trouser leg up

[JamesKW]

When I speak to punters at parties or similar events its surprising how few have heard of AW let alone UKP.

[threechilliman]

An Autumn Punting Conference is what we need. We could all wear our UKP name badges. I wonder if id bump into anyone I knew?

Could follow up with a dinner, guest punter speakers and perhaps be encouraged to bring along a WG of choice. It'd certainly break the ice. Sadly I think were a long way from that....

tcm

[smiths]

When I speak to punters at parties or similar events its surprising how few have heard of AW let alone UKP.

Indeed, though at least some have so when I mention it some that haven't might join up. I still find it amazing how many haven't got the net, another punter told them about the party in some cases.

[solway]

Indeed, though at least some have so when I mention it some that haven't might join up. I still find it amazing how many haven't got the net, another punter told them about the party in some cases.

Ha - the suggestions are getting closer and closer to a porn awards ceremony - what best sloppy blowjob etc etc ,regional awards, best newcomer   

[threechilliman]

Punting awards!

Punters punter of the year, wgs punter of the year, punters wg of the year, wgs wg of the year and so on. The list is endless when you think about. Pimps pimp of the year....

tcm

[nigel4498]

Like it, maybe we should roll one trouser leg up

And flap and cluck like a hen, or should that be cock? 

[cueball]

Punting awards!

Punters punter of the year, wgs punter of the year, punters wg of the year, wgs wg of the year and so on. The list is endless when you think about. Pimps pimp of the year....

tcm

The Oscars

[Boundless]

I have spotted a few shifty looking characters checking their phones when I have been arriving/leaving punts, or even just hanging out near doorways, and assumed they were punters. Often wondered if they were members of UKP. Never spoken to a real person about BEING a punter though (apart from wgs).

Can't help doing a double take whenever I take a red cab - and wondering if I should mention ukp.

I posted this on another thread recently.

I was visiting the lovely Heidi at Zara's parlour in Shrewsbury a couple of months back. As there's only 1 girl on duty and I didn't want to be waiting I rang when I was over the road to confirm she was free, she was. So I'm on final approach and this guy who'd been standing 10 yards away from the door fucking walks in ahead of me! If you were that guy, I hope you enjoyed Heidi as much as I have in the past! If you're up for a pint to discuss punts, let me know. 

[shaunogg]

where i used to work i had to do a Certificate In Management course,
i used to often talk about my CIM studies at work, not a single one of my ex colleagues used to smile,wink or giggle to suggest that they got what i was hinting at......

[superchamp]

Why don't you all just get a tee shirt like mine?

[Steely Dan]

If you mention Adam the admin and Nik in another context and get a strange look, then ask if they ever take redcabs. Sorted.  Of course if in the kitchen at Phoenix just ask them.  I still don't tell them I used to play sax for Steely Dan.  My ID is my business.

[LL]

where i used to work i had to do a Certificate In Management course,
i used to often talk about my CIM studies at work, not a single one of my ex colleagues used to smile,wink or giggle to suggest that they got what i was hinting at......

Did you mention your A-levels too? 

[SUMO61]

Some kind of signal you could use if you wanted to communicate covertly. And if you didnt, don't use it.

I'm pretty sure I know at least 3 people who punt, one of them I'm certain about.

tcm

Nearest I got to you was Horny Kate...she guessed that i'd written the review in the first place, then said what a nice bloke you were.

I kind of felt you in the room at that point 

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

An Autumn Punting Conference is what we need. We could all wear our UKP name badges. I wonder if id bump into anyone I knew?

Could follow up with a dinner, guest punter speakers and perhaps be encouraged to bring along a WG of choice. It'd certainly break the ice. Sadly I think were a long way from that....

tcm

Great idea - but where would we all go after the business of the day ? 

Think we would need to book out a hotel with all our favourite girls, so we can all conveniently retire for the evening   

[webpunter]

I'm pretty sure I know at least 3 people who punt, one of them I'm certain about.

Me & a couple of very close mates do it.  The convo shifts to this subject when it's only us together when out for a few beers.  If anyone else there who doesn't punt then the convo ceases.  Not worth the risk.  Still mainly a solitary sport although foreign trips make it more of a team event in brothels.  Well i mean in the bar area together before separately heading upstairs / downstairs etc [mostly up].  Funny coz i've only been to a couple of places where all on the same level & it was quite disconcerting.  I reckon as the age increases so does the % of blokes who punt

[CoolTiger]

An Autumn Punting Conference is what we need. We could all wear our UKP name badges. I wonder if id bump into anyone I knew?

Could follow up with a dinner, guest punter speakers and perhaps be encouraged to bring along a WG of choice. It'd certainly break the ice. Sadly I think were a long way from that....

tcm

Aah, but when the conference turns to debating and discussing "off-topic subjects", the heat may get too much, even for you chilliman 

[Type_O_Negative]

Aah, but when the conference turns to debating and discussing "off-topic subjects", the heat may get too much, even for you chilliman 

And some of us may end up with a black eye 

[myothernameis]

Perhaps best left as anonymous as it can be;).

U never know quite who you might bump into could be rather embarrassing.

I know sometimes you want to tell all your mates just how that young hottie was the other night but i think over time the less said the better:-)

I know a guy in my work, who punts, and have always wondered if he posts on here,.....are you there bobby, by the way bobby is not his name

[myothernameis]

Aah, but when the conference turns to debating and discussing "off-topic subjects", the heat may get too much, even for you chilliman 

Could very well imagine what would happen if someone brought up the topic of bareback sex, and seeing what happens here,you risk getting brought down a peg or two

[Marmalade]

I don't have any great desire to "share" in that way. Chatting on a forum is one thing. Most of the people I've seen going in and out of saunas or occasionally spoken to in the lounge would not be the sort of people I'd hang out with -- no disrespect, I just mean different styles rather than suggesting anything else.

The only time I've had a wingman was when the two of us gravitated together naturally as friends and then gravitated towards picking up women and/or whores with the same naturalness. Doesn't happen often. Occasionally, yes. Just not often.

[myothernameis]

I don't have any great desire to "share" in that way. Chatting on a forum is one thing. Most of the people I've seen going in and out of saunas or occasionally spoken to in the lounge would not be the sort of people I'd hang out with -- no disrespect, I just mean different styles rather than suggesting anything else.

The only time I've had a wingman was when the two of us gravitated together naturally as friends and then gravitated towards picking up women and/or whores with the same naturalness. Doesn't happen often. Occasionally, yes. Just not often.

At all the time going to saunas, there were some guys who stayed locally to me, I see them on the odd occasion, they certainly don't want to talk about there past hobbies like punting, one of these guys is in his 80's, and comes in with his wife, and he has told me bluntly...keep stum