TS Review: Lady boy massage - Sunderland

[wearsidemark]

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Saw this ladyboy last week. Arranged an hour massage with HE for £80. Arrived shown into bedroom. Tall asian in full lingerie. Stocking heels black lace panties and bra. Long black hair dark skin. Asked if i want full service. Said i woyld see how it goes.

Face down on bed. Given a very hard thai massage focussing on legs and back. Painful at times but worth it felt looser since. Bit of play with my bum hole and balls. She got on me to do my upper back. Could feel her cock through panties rubbing up my crack as she moved.  This was unexpected but quite a turn on. Started with some dirty talk in my ear and then concentrated on playing with my cock balls and bum hole. After a bit of this she removed her panties and then gave me a bit of B2B massage. Could feel her hard cock rubbing me all over and up and down my crack.

At this point it came to rest against my bum hole . Wispered if i wanted it putting in.....well iwas totally not thinking of this when i booked......i consider my self straight and masculine and usually dominant in the bedroom. I mean my mrs has fingered me loads of times and shengs almost lost her watch a few times so i do like and get turned on by ass play....so thought what the hell.

Said yes but ti take it easy......she put a condom on and lubed me up.....she said i needed to relax as she was quite big......JESUS CRIST I thought....anyway she pushed into me slow and steady and built up speed......i was shouting i dont mind telling u but eventually took it all.......it does hurt lads but then does feel good as well...she started with dirty talk in my ear again.....i was rock hard at this point and still face down. Pleasure and pain together. I told her i wanted my happy ending. She turned me over oiled up my cock and lifted my legs right up. Started fucking me again while wanking my cock.....i lasted about a minute befire cumming harder than i ever have before.  What an experience!

She then cleaned me up with warm water and towels. It was then i saw the size of her cock and thought well done me for taking that. Bit sore the next day but fine after that.

So am i still straight? I would say yes. Im not attracted to blokes only women. Will i go back? Not sure yet? Do i want more ass play? Hell yes

So £100 for the hour with a tall attractive ladyboy. Massage, b2b and being broken in

[The Outsider]

Well, that's a bit different! Thanks for the review - a very literal taking one for the team.    

[japseyeuk]

Yep thanks for the review. Did she have tits?

[johnr1]

good review thanks ..... but not for me 

[Sar-Major]

Well, that's a bit different! Thanks for the review - a very literal taking one for the team.   

That's a friggin "Understatement" by no means, OS. 

Cheers for your review WSM.    I'm glad you enjoyed it.   

A fekin huge sorry from me, as it's NOT my thing.   

Me Owld Khaki Buttonhole is a "One Way Street", Friggin EXIT only......... 

It was bad enough when the MO stuck his finger up it during a fekin Medical years ago...................  

 

[datwabbit]

That's a friggin "Understatement" by no means, OS. 

Cheers for your review WSM.    I'm glad you enjoyed it.   

A fekin huge sorry from me, as it's NOT my thing.   

Me Owld Khaki Buttonhole is a "One Way Street", Friggin EXIT only......... 

It was bad enough when the MO stuck his finger up it during a fekin Medical years ago...................  

 

Just lie there and enjoy the massage.

Imagine it's a savaloy rubbing against your waist.

And if at all worried about your no entry sign being ignored, remember to clench your cheeks!

[Knight Templar]

Thanks for the review, have seen the advert a few times but always ignored it as no photos, and I imagined some big hairy arsed bloke in a dress,   One to ponder about , would be interested to know how feminine it looks , and as also as one person asked do they have tits ??
Not sure on the old ring sting
 
Thanks for TOFT   

[waynekerr600]

Thanks for the review but not for me.

[winkywanky]

I've 'reassigned' this to the TS section.

Hope you don't mind OP  .

[winkywanky]

At this point it came to rest against my bum hole . Wispered if i wanted it putting in.....well iwas totally not thinking of this when i booked......i consider my self straight and masculine and usually dominant in the bedroom. I mean my mrs has fingered me loads of times and shengs almost lost her watch a few times so i do like and get turned on by ass play....so thought what the hell.

Brilliant! 

[Fragilehand]

Having a cock and balls doesn't make it a she

[winkywanky]

It does if the SP and punter think so  .

[sparkus]

It's reviews like this why I like to stray out of my native London section of this forum from time to time!

[krazyboy]

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So am i still straight? I would say yes. Im not attracted to blokes only women. Will i go back? Not sure yet? Do i want more ass play? Hell yes

each to there own whatever takes your fancy.
but sorry if you can take a cock up your arse you aint straight m8.

[daviemac]

each to there own whatever takes your fancy.
but sorry if you can take a cock up your arse you aint straight m8.

Would it be different if it was a lass pegging him. 

You don't have to respond to these types of threads, if it's not your thing then just pass it by, no need for you insinuating the someone you don't know and have no idea about, is not 'straight'.

BTW who's this m 8 you keep going on about.   

[winkywanky]

One always wonders about guys that purposely look on TS threads and choose to cast 'various aspersions'.

If it's not your bag, don't look. Or if it's not your bag but you're curious, by all means have a look. But perhaps don't feel the need to in some way prove your own 'manliness' by pissing over someone else's parade.

And yes, the 'm8' thing does sound a bit gay. Cover blown!

[krazyboy]

he asked if he was still straight?
i just said what i thought.
nothing against sexuality each to there own.

[krazyboy]

One always wonders about guys that purposely look on TS threads and choose to cast 'various aspersions'.

If it's not your bag, don't look. Or if it's not your bag but you're curious, by all means have a look. But perhaps don't feel the need to in some way prove your own 'manliness' by pissing over someone else's parade.

And yes, the 'm8' thing does sound a bit gay. Cover blown!

what do you want me to say? babe

[winkywanky]

It was a rhetorical question, he answered it himself as part of the review. He doesn't fancy blokes.

And yes of course, each to their own.

[winkywanky]

what do you want me to say? babe

Oh, here we go... 

Perhaps if TSs don't interest you, then don't hang about on TS threads?

Otherwise people might get the wrong impression about you.

[winkywanky]

As for calling me 'babe', well perhaps don't go around propositioning strange men, I mean I might be really ugly for all you know  .

[daviemac]

he asked if he was still straight?
i just said what i thought.
nothing against sexuality each to there own.

It was a rhetorical question.     

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[FLYING BLUE]

Well, that was certainly a 'different' review

As I got deeper in (no pun intended folks), I was genuinely waiting for the punchline.......................... which never came (unlike our intrepid explorer WM)

All in all, an interesting read, thanks
FB

[FLYING BLUE]

PS - The Sar Major seems very keen to try this judging by his (he protests too much sir) post above.

Perhaps we could club together to buy our resident square basher a 30 mins session with Ms LadyCock? 

I would love to be a fly on the wall in that 'meeting' 
FB

[winkywanky]

Whispering grass...the trees don't need to know 

Back to OP, I dunno about straight, is he still walking straight? 

[krazyboy]

As for calling me 'babe', well perhaps don't go around propositioning strange men, I mean I might be really ugly for all you know  .

i never called you babe you commented on me saying m8. i said what should of i said instead.

[toon972]

Thanks for review, it was certainly a different read but enjoyed reading it. Pleased you enjoyed yourself but I won't be trying it out.

[FLYING BLUE]

Thanks for review, it was certainly a different read but enjoyed reading it. Pleased you enjoyed yourself but I won't be trying it out.

Wimp

[sparkus]

Whispering grass...the trees don't need to know 

Back to OP, I dunno about straight, is he still walking straight? 

 

It sounded like enough to make your eyes water 
But if he could take it then fair play to the bloke 

[daviemac]

i never called you babe you commented on me saying m8. i said what should of i said instead.

It was me who first mentioned your habitual use of 'm8' whatever it's supposed to mean. Though if you mean 'mate' why not just type 'mate' it's 2 extra letters and makes you look slightly more grown up.   

[toon972]

Wimp

Definitely a wimp FB   

[winkywanky]

Wimp

 

[winkywanky]

It sounded like enough to make your eyes water 
But if he could take it then fair play to the bloke 

Absolutely.

My fave T-girl tried it on me but I failed miserably. My eyes were watering so much the bedclothes got wet  .

[A Decent Fist]

Well this is timely. I'm going to be in this area for a few days before Christmas and had just started to think about finding a good trans escort. The OP's experience is exactlly what I'm looking for, so thanks for alerting me.

[bbois77]

Great review, live and let live I say.

Wonderful that Thai lady boys venture so far from civilisation 

For once not ripped off and decent service.

[sparkus]

Just me or does a certain elaborate discussion between Alan Partridge and Michael spring to mind here?

[Funtime 1984]

Great review, definitely not my bag as I’ve tried and failed to take a little finger up there!

But it’s a worthwhile review which as clearly shows above has peaked the interest of a few, fair play for putting it out there for those that wish to indulge, as it was obvious you’d get the odd one that would take a pop at you for such a review

[winkywanky]

Just me or does a certain elaborate discussion between Alan Partridge and Michael spring to mind here?

Why aye!   

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[sparkus]

Why aye!   

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Michael did have a few problems with oriental birds not being into the culcha of Newcassul and preferring Sunderland as well...

[MME]

It's reviews like this why I like to stray out of my native London section of this forum from time to time!

Stick with us old sparky boy, we'll show you what the score is oop north.... You'll be getting pegged within an inch of your life in no time.... 

[Chris1990mcr]

Does this one advertise with pics anywhere?

[sparkus]

Stick with us old sparky boy, we'll show you what the score is oop north.... You'll be getting pegged within an inch of your life in no time.... 

Already looking at train fares so I can try out some of the veteran Chinese places dotted across the region.

[dgh7622]

Yep thanks for the review. Did she have tits?

Well i wonder if she does have tits ?

[Sar-Major]

Stick with us old sparky boy, we'll show you what the score is oop north.... You'll be getting pegged within an inch of your life in no time.... 

                                          

 

[Knight Templar]

Well i wonder if she does have tits ?

Same here , no answer as of yet !!
 

[wearsidemark]

Cant really say to be honest . She had a bra on and it was full of something. Implants or those chicken fillet things......difficult to say as i was biting the pillow........

[winkywanky]

 

[winkywanky]

Her bra was full of something, and your bum was full of something else    .

[bbanks]

Great review WSM, what was she like facially? Wouldn’t mind a cheeky massage and HE as long as it/she looks totally feminine. Don’t think I could fit anything up the Harris, I nearly bit my knuckles off the last time the doctor had a rummage

[wearsidemark]

Facially ok. Make up as per most ladyboys. Bit of a jaw but no deperate Dan