Workplace sex experience anyone?

[Sinz]

I have been lucky to have a few, one of them was in Aussie. The company I worked for got booze every Friday and everyone would start drinking after work in the office and then end up going to the club after.

Most of the staff were backpackers, mainly from UK. One of those drinking sessions turned into 2 of the burds dancing on the table and stripping. The bosses had left early and most of the staff were enjoying the scene. While I managed to sneak one of them out into an office room on the other side of the floor, could hear the other staff talking and laughing. The risk factor made it more fun.

Kissing turned into fingering her up her skirt, which proceeded with her sucking me and then some good old fashioned fucking, with her bending on the table and me fucking her from the back standing.

I was her manager at work and the next day we were like nothing ever happened.

Anyone else had the joy of any workplace sex acts ?

[Lema]

Yes!  twice before, one was a cleaner as fit as fuck, for some reason she took a shine to me, to cut a long story short she came onto me and we had sex in the lady bosses office on her chair and ending up with a blojob and cumming in her mouth. not something I'm going to forget in a hurry.
The other was a black woman also with a great body, we used to wait until everybody had gone home and then we used to go in the toilets and fuck. I also shagged her doggy over her own desk, thank god nobody came in to the office !!!

[DrConners]

Ha! Nice & good for you, Sinz by name, Sinz by nature 

I work in a large organisation & had been friendly/flirty with a female colleague for about a year, we got on really well & I liked her personally & professionally but we were both in relationships. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous but she had a nice figure & was always well presented.

One day she calls me on my work phone as she was having a problem with a work issue, her shift was ending soon & wanted me to help - told me where she was, which happened to be a remote location on site involving luxury vehicles & their delivery to customers (edited this bit too much information lol)

Anyway got things sorted for her & she kind of looked at me with a glint in her eye, to which I instinctively said something like "Your looking really hot today" Sounds like I could have been in alot of trouble for sexual harassment thinking about it now but she said "What are you going to do about it?" I was getting an instant boner & said "Jump in the back & I'll show you!" Fuck me if she only didn't jump straight in the back of this brand new luxury car with me right behind. Barely any foreplay, furious kissing, top up, tits out, broke her bra lol, skirt up, knickers down -  by now I'm raging to fuck her, slide a couple of fingers in her & she's gushing wet.

Banged her really hard in mish, her legs wrapped around me and her knickers hanging off one ankle, as the windows were steaming up I came (no!) to my senses as I obviously didn't have any protection & would never normally indulge in unprotected sex, pulled my cock out of her & we both looked at each other & laughed. I said we don't want to get sacked for gross misconduct do we ?

I have to admit, thinking about it now it was a really fucking stupid thing to do as we could have both been sacked if we got caught, not to mention me going home smelling of pussy & my kecks full of pre-cum as well as the unprotected bit FFS! 

[webpunter]

Was travelling a light year ago.  Had a job in hotel - general handyman & occasional room cleaning [when they were busy coz i was shite & hoovering was about my limit  ].  An aussie burd was there for a few months cleaning rooms.  One thing led to another & banged her for a few weeks before we went our separate ways.  Enormous hotel & i used to track her down & then have a quickie in one of the rooms which she was cleaning at the time.  The cleaning staff were on strict time slots per room, whereas i could float around & no-one really knew where i was or what i was doing.  So i'd give her one for 10mins or so & then the two of us would clean the room so she wasn't behind schedule.  Happy days 

[hungrypunt]

Yeeah but I worked in hotels for years when I was young, and mostly were live in staff, so maybe it doesnt count...rife with it every weekend

[webpunter]

I was well impressed with myself at the time
Getting paid [a pittance] for getting laid on my travels 
Apologies
This doesn't count & i stand corrected 
Although i recall it wasn't restricted to weekends 

Yeeah but I worked in hotels for years when I was young, and mostly were live in staff, so maybe it doesnt count...rife with it every weekend

[Sedition]

Likewise, worked on yachts when I was a youngster. Workplace shagging was more or less mandatory.

[Sinz]

Ha! Nice & good for you, Sinz by name, Sinz by nature 

I work in a large organisation & had been friendly/flirty with a female colleague for about a year, we got on really well & I liked her personally & professionally but we were both in relationships. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous but she had a nice figure & was always well presented.

One day she calls me on my work phone as she was having a problem with a work issue, her shift was ending soon & wanted me to help - told me where she was, which happened to be a remote location on site involving luxury vehicles & their delivery to customers (edited this bit too much information lol)

Anyway got things sorted for her & she kind of looked at me with a glint in her eye, to which I instinctively said something like "Your looking really hot today" Sounds like I could have been in alot of trouble for sexual harassment thinking about it now but she said "What are you going to do about it?" I was getting an instant boner & said "Jump in the back & I'll show you!" Fuck me if she only didn't jump straight in the back of this brand new luxury car with me right behind. Barely any foreplay, furious kissing, top up, tits out, broke her bra lol, skirt up, knickers down -  by now I'm raging to fuck her, slide a couple of fingers in her & she's gushing wet.

Banged her really hard in mish, her legs wrapped around me and her knickers hanging off one ankle, as the windows were steaming up I came (no!) to my senses as I obviously didn't have any protection & would never normally indulge in unprotected sex, pulled my cock out of her & we both looked at each other & laughed. I said we don't want to get sacked for gross misconduct do we ?

I have to admit, thinking about it now it was a really fucking stupid thing to do as we could have both been sacked if we got caught, not to mention me going home smelling of pussy & my kecks full of pre-cum as well as the unprotected bit FFS!

Nice one mate ! 2 things that's popped in my mind are:

- wonder what luxury car it was and where it would have ended up, probably with cim stains
- are sure you dint watch Titanic before writing that comment (just kidding) 

[Sinz]

Was travelling a light year ago.  Had a job in hotel - general handyman & occasional room cleaning [when they were busy coz i was shite & hoovering was about my limit  ].  An aussie burd was there for a few months cleaning rooms.  One thing led to another & banged her for a few weeks before we went our separate ways.  Enormous hotel & i used to track her down & then have a quickie in one of the rooms which she was cleaning at the time.  The cleaning staff were on strict time slots per room, whereas i could float around & no-one really knew where i was or what i was doing.  So i'd give her one for 10mins or so & then the two of us would clean the room so she wasn't behind schedule.  Happy days 

Thats it I am changing profession, sounds like super fun. Nice one

[DrConners]

Nice one mate ! 2 things that's popped in my mind are:"

wonder what luxury car it was and where it would have ended up, probably with cim stains"

A very expensive model destined for the Middle East mate, that thought entered my mind too - my load all over the leather upholstery lol 

Oh okay, I see your point regarding Titanic, I'm no pseudo unbelievable "Orish" wag like DiCaprio here - man that movie sucked - can you believe Cameron gave us "Aliens" - Leonardo was so much better in "The Wolf of Wallstreet" - and for the record Kate Winslet's tits are pretty awesome 

[Sinz]

Agree with you, and how could I ever forget this scene from Wolf of Wall Street

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[Gilbert2003]

North Sea oil rig. 

Lovely young female company drilling engineer who I became very friendly with.

Night shifts used to fly by in a flurry of blow jobs and shagging in the most unusual places around the rig 😀

[Butchers Dog]

Mine too was our office cleaner! She cleans after office hours and I always seem to end up working late! I always engaged her in a bit of chat/banter whilst she was cleaning my office and after a few weeks she starts telling me about her other half, what an arse he is, the kids etc. Then it a few weeks more and she starts on about how she is getting past it (she is 41 and a tidy size 8). I tell her not to be so stupid etc. Anyway she goes to empty my waste bin under my desk which I roll back on my chair to let her reach it, however this time she 'trips' and stumbles which sees her grabbing my groin to steady herself! 
Well there we are, her bent over gripping my hardening cock through my trousers and looking at me with that look in her eyes.
Basically very little is said, but a very frenetic session follows over/on/under my desk. She is not shy and really shows no inhibitions as I end up fucking her for all I am worth! Collapsing in a heap after she dissapears to the loo's leaving me thinking that she has run off in regret.
Oh no it turns out she needed a pee, then returns for some more albeit more leisurely fucking on the floor of my office.
This arrangement continued on and off for the next 3 months until the cleaning company moved her and I never heard from her again!

[stampjones]

Sinz mate you are on fire just now with these threads!

Best story I know of was told to me by a friend. He was working at a computer company in america in a cube of 4 desks where there was him, a welsh guy, his russian wife and another guy. The wife was apparantly super hot and super flirty and within a few weeks she was fucking him right under the husband's nose. He said he didnt know if she also fucked the third guy but he wouldnt be surprised. He was actually great mates with the husband and one time fucked his wife at his house while he was passed out after an evening of drinking. Fucking incredible. Though damn sure I wouldnt let the bastard anywhere near my missus

[Spacecowb0y]

Got friendly with a receptionist for a GP surgery. I had to go there on a regular basis for work. We would flirt,and never thought any more of it . One day I go there late,and the last patient is taking a bit longer to leave.get talking to her and she has really peeked my curiosity with her pencil skirt. The last patient leaves,followed by the doctor 30 seconds later. Went into the docs room to do what I was there for a she follows me in, ended up taking her on the doctors examination table

[Frenchie]

Christ , where do I start ! When I was 19 I worked in an office .. Kissed a married older woman at the Xmas party when we found ourselves alone .
Apologised the next day , but she ended up coming to my parents house one Saturday when they were away and I spent the whole day shagging her . From then on I used to travel miles out to Kent to shag her at her house when her husband worked shifts on a Thursday evening .

She was quite plain .. but had a fantastic character ... The biggest turn on was that she used to get VERY wet !.

 My next job I worked shifts and started shagging a girl in the back of my Volvo twice a week after an evening shift . We used to drive down a dead end country lane    ..... she lived near me ,... so I even drove round to her house and shagged her on the sofa the night before her wedding .... as her fiancé was staying at his mates house.

At one time her fiancé was on a weeks course and we were both on nights ... so I set my alarm for 10am .. and every day got up , drove round to her house and spent an hour in bed ... before going home to sleep it off . Was questioned by the other half when she got home from work as to why the alarm clock was set for 10am ... but got out of that one .Women are funny though .. the girl eventually left her husband , got herself a little flat and I never got near her again ....


Not workplace related .. but a mates wife once gave me a great blow job .. I went round to his house with some beers and a bottle of wine as a thank you for fixing my car ... he popped out to see a mate ... unbelievably she just said 'get it out ' .. blow job and swallowed the lot .. used to have many a wank thinking of that ......unfortunately it was a one off ..

I haven't had a great deal of experiences ... but the ones I have had have been memorable ...

[scottwallace99]

Used to manage a supermarket.  The manager's office had a huge one way window that looked out over the shop and which had one of the checkout tills directly on the other side of it.  Anyway, fucked my girlfriend at the time doggy style over the desk which was just under the window on many an occasion.  We both got off massively knowing that there were customers and staff just feet from us who were totally oblivious to us going at it like rabbits!

[webpunter]

Ideal !

Lovely young female company drilling engineer who I became very friendly with.

[charming_red]

Some of the stories in here smell like bullshit, the sort you got in 80's porno mags 

I'd gladly shag probably half the girls at work but workplace sex is dangerous territory.

[claretandblue]

The problem is once you get a reputation at work its hard to shift,I had an affair with a girl at work a few years back and it caused me no end of aggravation in the long run,some twats I worked with would still talk about it years after..

I have now moved companies and am considered a model citizen at my current place   

[threechilliman]

The problem is once you get a reputation at work its hard to shift,I had an affair with a girl at work a few years back and it caused me no end of aggravation in the long run,some twats I worked with would still talk about it years after..

I have now moved companies and am considered a model citizen at my current place   

Good advice that. I know exactly who's shagged who where I work and one person has been through a few. I haven't shagged anyone and intend to keep it that way. I'm also considered a model citizen, little do they know......

tcm

[sparkus]

I went through a few in my last job and I guess it was well known as someone from another company told my colleague about it! Thankfully work for myself now so unless doing the missus counts...

[sparkus]

In my experience, you get more action when 'attached' (and known as such) at work than when not. Most single women are holding out for 'proper' relationships so not in the market for knee-tremblers in cupboards. Attached women in loveless marriages, that's another story. Provide a sympathetic ear over drinks on a company away day and you'll be loosening that bra in no time.

My most notable was a junior colleague who was single and I didn't really fancy. I paid for a meal for us and afterwards we continued talking in a central London park. She started unzipping me saying "You paid, so I know what that means!" and gave me an exquisite BJ (sadly interrupted before conclusion).

[Gollygiant]

Shagged a few from work but never in work.  Only one woman at my current place. She's very much off limits.

[willie loman]

Where there is social opportunity, there is sexual opportunity, any job ive ever had involving the opp sex, and ive scored. Teacher , tour guide cleaner, even got offers doing a gov survey. But then I'm an attractive bloke.

[Gollygiant]

I'd do you too Willie.

[Bob26]

Shagged a fit bird at work in the Boardroom with the blinds open - on three occasions when "working late". Would have been more but the cleaner interrupted us on the third time and we both got invited to leave the company! Definitely worth it though. Not only was she hot, but it was incredibly intense!

[sparkus]

I had a good thing going with a colleague: fun on away days, round hers when hubby was away and if ever bored at work then there was always the toilets.  Not much to look at but a pair of basketballs up top.

Then I caught her at it with someone else (though so was I, just more discreetly).

[stampjones]

The problem is once you get a reputation at work its hard to shift,I had an affair with a girl at work a few years back and it caused me no end of aggravation in the long run,some twats I worked with would still talk about it years after..

I have now moved companies and am considered a model citizen at my current place   

Yeah agree - I've always shied away when the opportunity arose. I figured if you shagged someone from work you had to take it seriously otherwise you were just asking for a whole world of shit. Given I wasnt exactly known for fidelity back in my "single" days, I opted to steer clear.

[lewisjones23]

got given a wank once by a girl i worked with, week after the christmas party - we had a little kiss there etc

i thought it was great, getting paid to be wanked off

to be 16 again 

[S.X. MacHine]

Where there is social opportunity, there is sexual opportunity, any job ive ever had involving the opp sex, and ive scored. Teacher , tour guide cleaner, even got offers doing a gov survey. But then I'm an attractive bloke.

...and modest with it, Willie.....

[Marmalade]

A few ... however just a reminder to people ... do not give away too much when some crazy prossie might one day want to look at your cyberhistory and join up the dots.

[fredpunter]

got given a wank once by a girl i worked with, week after the christmas party - we had a little kiss there etc

i thought it was great, getting paid to be wanked off

to be 16 again 

I expect there's still places you could go and be paid to be wanked off .... Some of the blokes willing to pay you may even be quite nice

[lewisjones23]

I expect there's still places you could go and be paid to be wanked off .... Some of the blokes willing to pay you may even be quite nice

*tumbleweed*

[itk]

Shagged a couple of woman from where I work, one being memorable for the wrong reason. Her ring on her finger catching my foreskin mid-foreplay tearing it wasn't the way to spend an lunch hour at hers. Cutting your cock when you've got a stonking hard-on isn't advisable 
The other woman got all EAS on me which ruined a good thing, also been lucky with a customer from a previous job.

[Harty66]

Hired a South African sales manager who was simply stunning. On her first day she informed me at lunch that she was going to fuck me - she was right! Had a great six months fucking in the office at every opportunity until I took a job elsewhere and distance was too great 

[NoStringsFun]

One of my fantasises that I would love to come true. There are some real stunners here! 

[Citybased]

Loads of fun over the years whilst working in retail management I have had the pleasure in stockrooms, dressing rooms when store closed, boiler rooms, staff room table, cash office and shop floor with at least six women, some one offs but some affairs lasting over two years. Plus plenty of meets out of work in cars, at there's, in hotels, outside, at mine....been a right bastard if I was honest, gulp!

[mediumjoe]

 Yeah, only ever met two South African women (both white) both were in your face out with it and up for it. One was a milf when I was 20, taught me a lot.  It's frightening to think how old she must be now.  Joe
 Workplace fun, had a couple of offers,  but not getting worth getting the sack for, looking back maybe it  would have been worth it.

[Rick2468]

When I was at sixth form I had a job in a supermarket and I pulled so many of the checkout girls there. I hadn't really had much experience with girls until that point but i think I matured around that time. I kissed loads of them (seriously about 25 girls over two years) and always tried to take it further. I would kiss then touch a tit then went for the knickers until they stopped me. Some of the girls were really tidy and I even dated one for about six months. At uni I had a job in a call centre and dated a girl there. I've been in my current career for 10 years now and have found moderate success from a career perspective and don't want to jepardise that so I don't go for girls I work with despite some getting rather fullon at socials after a few drinks.

I did date one girl and although she was nice she was constantly messaging me over IM and it was a distraction. It ended badly and she never spoke to me again until she left the company. She was actually a camgirlin her spare time and she told me about it. She told me she didn't escort but I was not convinced so I searched for her page and found it and thankfully the escorting box wasn't ticked. I subscribed to her private gallery and she closed her page soon after. Then I realised I had totally fucked up as my username at the time was my initials!! She must have known it was mean and seen that I had escorting feedback.....shit! She never said anything though. Definitely learnt a lesson to keep work separate!

[bukowski]

worked in a job for around 15 years in one single open plan office (up to to about 2003)
10 people in the office, only 4 of them women
same 4 women for about 10 of those years
3 very good looking, 1 attractive in a mumsy way
over the 10 years, i shagged 3 of them (each one a c. years - ish office affair - none at same time mind)
shagged them on business trips, on business nights out, odd weekends, on my desk, in boardroom, in hotels in town when i pretended i was away on business, on the roof sometimes in summer, once or twice in green park and hyde park (inc being observed by the voyers)
great fun, but sometimes quite a strain in an undercover agent type way
no-one ever found out (i think)
all ended amicably when they each got partners

never got any workplace action anywhere else, must have been my sweet spot/time

funny thing was i met a some folks we used to work with recently and they revealed everyone thought i'd had a thing with the one that i didn't fuck
and said nothing about the ones i had humped

i guess i'd been scrupulous to reveal nothing in my behaviors with the ones i was involved with and was probably quite flirty with the one i wasn't


happy days but long gone
oh well

oh the ones i banged were two of the good looking ones and the mumsy one

oh and also i fucked a client a few times too (lady client) and that was fun, till she got married too