Nuru Brie Wandsworth - amazing funbags , service so-so

[d.diggler]

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Have been meaning to hook up with this bird for a while - fancied giving this nuru massage a crack, and always been a sucker for juicy hooters. And as she does nuru as well as a FS I thought why not and shelled out £140 for both.

Location: Wandsworth, just over the road from HMP, 10 story council/ex-council tower block. She's on an upper floor. Parking available but she needs to give you a visitors permit - came down to meet me on the ground floor to give it to me.

Physical: Well I got a bit of a preview when she gave me the parking permit - fairly plain looking face, had obviously covered up in public. Once we got up to her flat she partially disrobed and the epic much-mentioned tits could be seen for the first time. Brie definitely has a great body, amazing breasts - not skinny at all but curvy in the right way. Tit-lovers will be happy.

Meet: Asked me to take a shower which is fine, for nuru she said don't dry off completely as helps with the application of the nuru gel. Once back in the room she took all her kit off (those tits in all their glory had me agog) then asked me to lie face down on the bed. Dropped a load of the gel on my back and started rubbing my back, legs and arse first with those fantastic tits, then with her arse and muff. This went on for a good 30 minutes, very enjoyable and had me salivating at how it would feel on my front…..

At which point things I'm afraid went a little south for me. When she said "turn over" I was all set for some frontal action, instead literally there was no frontal massage whatsoever - instead grabbed a rubber and began slowly wanking my cock to full hardness. OW then followed, she then sat  astride me and we fucked with her on top - now I was somewhat put out by the lack of frontal massage action but then the sight of those juicy melons swinging right in front of my face were just about enough to make me forget for a few minutes so I focussed on them. Then - and another negative for me - when I looked up at her face it was screwed up with eyes tightly shut while we were shagging - absolutely no noise from her whatsoever nor any remote indication that she was doing anything other than going through the motions.

At this point again I just concentrated on those tits which in fairness she was happy to have squeezed and sucked. Within a few minutes I came in the rubber and that was that. Had a quick shower, went downstairs with her to give her back the permit and was on my way.

Now this review may sound like it should be a negative - maybe for some it is - but I have it as neutral mainly because these breasts are just fantastic, I did enjoy the nuru on my back and she isn't totally unfriendly pre and post-event. Unfortunately she's hardly what you'd call fully engaged, almost passive - she could be so much better if she massaged your front as well as your back, and showed just an inch-wincy bit of enthusiasm regarding the shag. But because of the negatives I won't be returning…….

[The_Don]

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Here a link for some, of her older profiles (there been a few).

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Also has a duplicate AW profile,

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She use to work out of Golders Green, back in the day when this location provided good VFM, IMO.

[MP778]

yeah i had the same problem with her.  only went for the nuru, no FS, but was looking forward to front slides only to find out she does not do that.  i think that's pretty much 90% of the reason to go for Nuru in the first place.   that's why i won't be coming back

[pumps]

She was a so-so service provider during her stay at Southfields then Wimbledon, when her main angle was sex only. Nothing much has changed here then.

[bestbefore]

She was a so-so service provider during her stay at Southfields then Wimbledon, when her main angle was sex only. Nothing much has changed here then.

Yes, I saw her at Southfields a couple of years ago but although she probably had (or still has for all I  know) the best tits I have seen on an escort, she was rather uninvolved during sex, so uninvolved that she didn't even realise I had come while she was riding me cowgirl! And I am sure I had given enough physical and vocal clues!
I never returned.

[MP778]

Yes, I saw her at Southfields a couple of years ago but although she probably had (or still has for all I  know) the best tits I have seen on an escort, she was rather uninvolved during sex, so uninvolved that she didn't even realise I had come while she was riding me cowgirl! And I am sure I had given enough physical and vocal clues!
I never returned.

lol!!  that's an awkward scene.  umm... excuse me lady... i've come can you get off now please? 
agree though amazing tits

[Sinz]

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[pumps]

Yes, I saw her at Southfields a couple of years ago but although she probably had (or still has for all I  know) the best tits I have seen on an escort, she was rather uninvolved during sex, so uninvolved that she didn't even realise I had come while she was riding me cowgirl! And I am sure I had given enough physical and vocal clues!
I never returned.

yup its undeniable that she has an excellent rack.

[Candyman]

£140 for 1 hour of limited service is too much imo. It's odd she doesnt do frontal massage. Would have thought she would prefer it to sex given her lack of enthusiasm during penetration

[Link7]

Her prices are a bit complicated. £140 gets you 70 mins of nuru + sex. But £120 gets you 60 mins 'escort service' (sensual massage + sex), I think.

It is expensive for what it is. The temptation is to just top the budget up slightly and go and have the lot, in terms of services, elsewhere. At £150 plenty of options open up. Even staying at £120, OWO/CIM is readily available. Although I guess for vanilla folk none of this matters, and she's obviously geared towards vanilla folk.

Interesting to note that she's had 17 reviews across the different profiles and never received a negative. That's kind of a good sign. Then again, she's had 6 neutrals, or 35%. That kind of seems like a lot.

[Candyman]

yes I think she makes it clear that she only offers vanilla service on her profile so most wont go with high expectations therefore wont feel let down after.

Also when I saw her a few years ago she was offering a lot more; owo, kissing (although with puckered lips!), facial, even filming was on the list I remember. A lot of her reviews would have been from this time

[scarebear]

yes I think she makes it clear that she only offers vanilla service on her profile so most wont go with high expectations therefore wont feel let down after.

Also when I saw her a few years ago she was offering a lot more; owo, kissing (although with puckered lips!), facial, even filming was on the list I remember. A lot of her reviews would have been from this time

Yep, i was one of her regulars when i was punting (on a extended time off at the mo, due to recovering from hernia op). But i can remember seeing her in southfields when she did offer a lot more and i did film her. Those Funbags were great then, but when she moved to Wandsworth and did just the massage, they were even better. Its just a shame that shes not as outgoing as she was then (when she was Busty Audrey) but id still go back for a massage as she will let me get my mits on those funbags - eventually!

[MrBlackDude]

I've wanted to see her since she was Busty Audrey, as a boob connoisseur. As mentioned in my most recent review, she was my first choice when I finally had the chance - but she never responded.

As much as I like the thought of her riding me, the previous neutrals and this review have me thinking I dodged an expensive bullet.

[Dblondon]

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Have been meaning to hook up with this bird for a while - fancied giving this nuru massage a crack, and always been a sucker for juicy hooters. And as she does nuru as well as a FS I thought why not and shelled out £140 for both.

Location: Wandsworth, just over the road from HMP, 10 story council/ex-council tower block. She's on an upper floor. Parking available but she needs to give you a visitors permit - came down to meet me on the ground floor to give it to me.

Physical: Well I got a bit of a preview when she gave me the parking permit - fairly plain looking face, had obviously covered up in public. Once we got up to her flat she partially disrobed and the epic much-mentioned tits could be seen for the first time. Brie definitely has a great body, amazing breasts - not skinny at all but curvy in the right way. Tit-lovers will be happy.

Meet: Asked me to take a shower which is fine, for nuru she said don't dry off completely as helps with the application of the nuru gel. Once back in the room she took all her kit off (those tits in all their glory had me agog) then asked me to lie face down on the bed. Dropped a load of the gel on my back and started rubbing my back, legs and arse first with those fantastic tits, then with her arse and muff. This went on for a good 30 minutes, very enjoyable and had me salivating at how it would feel on my front…..

At which point things I'm afraid went a little south for me. When she said "turn over" I was all set for some frontal action, instead literally there was no frontal massage whatsoever - instead grabbed a rubber and began slowly wanking my cock to full hardness. OW then followed, she then sat  astride me and we fucked with her on top - now I was somewhat put out by the lack of frontal massage action but then the sight of those juicy melons swinging right in front of my face were just about enough to make me forget for a few minutes so I focussed on them. Then - and another negative for me - when I looked up at her face it was screwed up with eyes tightly shut while we were shagging - absolutely no noise from her whatsoever nor any remote indication that she was doing anything other than going through the motions.

At this point again I just concentrated on those tits which in fairness she was happy to have squeezed and sucked. Within a few minutes I came in the rubber and that was that. Had a quick shower, went downstairs with her to give her back the permit and was on my way.

Now this review may sound like it should be a negative - maybe for some it is - but I have it as neutral mainly because these breasts are just fantastic, I did enjoy the nuru on my back and she isn't totally unfriendly pre and post-event. Unfortunately she's hardly what you'd call fully engaged, almost passive - she could be so much better if she massaged your front as well as your back, and showed just an inch-wincy bit of enthusiasm regarding the shag. But because of the negatives I won't be returning…….

I saw her about 12 months ago in Wandsworth. I opted for vanilla massage and facial for £90. She does a decent 55 min massage and then wanks you off on her face, her sat on bed, me standing up. Was a cracking end to a decent massage with those great norks. Feels a bit pricey but there isn't much of a comparison for massage and just facial. I liked her a lot and would happily return. YMMV!