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http://www.lushescorts.com/Taylor

Saw Taylor for a 30 minute incall booking  @  £60,location was  George street  Birmingham  B3


Was pondering on giving this one a Neutral   [ just  ],but Fuck her,I think she deserves a Negative.
Comms with Lush are normally excellent,with Polska at the helm,this time was no exception. Parking was very easy,it was a Sunday evening,it may be busier during a week day.

First impressions were decent,not a stunner,but by no means ugly. Age was correct I'd say,as well as the height. Size 10 sounds about right. There wasn't any fat on her apart from her belly,which was sagging down,probably weight loss from children,nothing too off putting,but definitely noticeable. Her face had the  ' Been put into a vice look   '  and her tits were small and saggy....and pierced.
Services were agreed,including CIM. I did ask for swollow,but she said no....Gotta ask.

Started with some nice French kissing,nothing too deep or over the top,just nice. After a while OWO started,this was also nice.just ever so slightly toothy. She was enthusiastic and tried to DT,which was good. I wanted to taste her next. This was the best part of the meet,RO on Taylor,both on her back and in 69. She was spotlessly clean and tasted fantastic,one of the cleanest SPs I've gone down on. 69 was next,this was also excellent ftom my perspective,I was grabbing her arse and feasting on her snatch,unfortunately the OWO from her wasn't the best,it was way too toothy. I was really enjoying myself up until this point,I just love a bird who's clean and enthusiastic.

Unfortunately,It did go tits up after this. I asked for CG,she said
' You want sex '...what the Fuck do you think I'm here for  ???  To admire your saggy tits   !!! 
It got worse....she got off me to get the condom and said  '  You're beginning to annoy me now babe  ' WTF....proper passive aggressive cunt. I kept my cool,I didn't want to kick off half way through a punt.
The mood was gone by then. She got on top and to be fair was very good in CG. I was looking forward to the CIM and so told her to start 69 again to completion. She said she'd do OWO between my legs,I did insist that we do 69 and so she got on top again....reluctantly I suspect.  The oral was toothy and slightly too aggressive for my liking,I told her to use her hands,this was done very well,plenty of spit,and this got me over the line. She went to the bathroom to spit it out and came back,I asked her if she'd clean me,love it when a SP cleans you up,no objections from her.

After I got dressed I asked her,didn't she know that I wanted sex   ??? Her reply was that she thought I only wanted oral   '  lots of men only want oral   ' .  She started to apply anti persperant and then perfume on herself. This made me think whether this idiot is going to shower for the next punter or not. Said our goodbyes,peck on the lips and off I went.

Just a couple of points. As we were getting undressed she did say that business was slow and she was pissed off with that. She also wasn't happy with Lush,apparently if you miss your shift with Lush,they Fine you  £150.She said that she was
 ' Compelled ' to do a 12 hour shift today,after finishing at midnight yesterday.

Maybe if she wasn't soo pissed off I'd have got a better service today,which would have pushed this review into a Positive,but then again,I suppose you can say that about a lot of SPs.,could have,would have,should have. But as it stands,I'll stick with a negative.


Offline BustaNut

Thanks for the review bud.

Just an observation - not only do lush take nearly half the money per client, they apparently also fine the girls £150 (pimp slap) for missing a shift!!? No wonder they get burned out so quickly.

Offline Hothandle

Indeed, would imagine they have to get through a lot a punters with Lush in a day to make even half decent money..
But to be fair they would be aware of what they are signing up for, and maybe most look at it as a short term thing to gather some fast cash before the burn out comes.

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Wtf... £150 fine for missing a shift... but then again these SPs are still earning 20x more than what the average dude earns.

Offline Straightsix

It got worse....she got off me to get the condom and said  '  You're beginning to annoy me now babe  '
Did she really say that? You did well to carry on! That's where I would stop for sure.
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Thanks for the review, Another Lush lady down  :D

As for the fine yes its totally true, Ive had other SP's say exactly the same. If they miss a shift the WG gets fines in essence for the lost bookings the agency made but could not fulfill. In reality its just a tax as most of the bookings that would of been cancelled would of been switched instead to other WG's with no loss to the agency. The agency dont run by how many wgs they have but more how many flats they have available. so even if you wanted to book a wg if there are no flats empty at the time you want then you cant see the girl you want.

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Indeed, would imagine they have to get through a lot a punters with Lush in a day to make even half decent money..
But to be fair they would be aware of what they are signing up for, and maybe most look at it as a short term thing to gather some fast cash before the burn out comes.

And that's the thing HH. I think most SPs use Lush as a stop gap. They don't have any OP,Accommodation or comms issues,everything is relatively straight forward for them. The money's shite,but it's a lot less hassle and suits their purpose.
We'll...that's my take on it.

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Did she really say that? You did well to carry on! That's where I would stop for sure.

Yes mate,that's what she said. Plus I didn't hear exactly what she said,but I think she also mumbled something about  ' Too many positions  '. All bullshit really.
Why would she assume that I only wanted oral !!! 
If this attitude was right at the beginning of the Punt,I'd have asked for my money back,but we were too far gone. I did enjoy myself to a certain degree,but that comment....straight red. Fuck off,I don't want to hear shit from you,I'm paying you too much money for that.

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Thanks for the review, Another Lush lady down  :D

As for the fine yes its totally true, Ive had other SP's say exactly the same. If they miss a shift the WG gets fines in essence for the lost bookings the agency made but could not fulfill. In reality its just a tax as most of the bookings that would of been cancelled would of been switched instead to other WG's with no loss to the agency. The agency dont run by how many wgs they have but more how many flats they have available. so even if you wanted to book a wg if there are no flats empty at the time you want then you cant see the girl you want.

Hi Ali.
That's happened to me before,the girl was available....but no flat was free.
I did take what Taylor said about the £150 fine with a pinch of salt,but you've just confirmed that it's true.

Hi Ali.
That's happened to me before,the girl was available....but no flat was free.
I did take what Taylor said about the £150 fine with a pinch of salt,but you've just confirmed that it's true.

Yep, sadly true. Can you imagine your work place charging you for missing a shift! Bonkers really but part of the girls conditions but some girls at lush don’t seem to follow that rule. Take Sensai for example, she turns up whenever she wants and misses entire shifts if she doesn’t feel up to it and that’s why they never take advance bookings for her. Few others like that.

It’s amazing what a wg will tell you under the right conditions.

"Yep, sadly true. Can you imagine your work place charging you for missing a shift! Bonkers really but part of the girls conditions but some girls at lush don’t seem to follow that rule. Take Sensai for example, she turns up whenever she wants and misses entire shifts if she doesn’t feel up to it and that’s why they never take advance bookings for her. Few others like that."

"It’s amazing what a wg will tell you under the right conditions.
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Mate, please can you expand on what you mean by this?

"Yep, sadly true. Can you imagine your work place charging you for missing a shift! Bonkers really but part of the girls conditions but some girls at lush don’t seem to follow that rule. Take Sensai for example, she turns up whenever she wants and misses entire shifts if she doesn’t feel up to it and that’s why they never take advance bookings for her. Few others like that."

"It’s amazing what a wg will tell you under the right conditions.
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Mate, please can you expand on what you mean by this?

Not much to add. If you actually punt (guessing you haven’t based on the amount of reviews you have done) wgs can open up and tell you secrets or the trade, share their experiences, share personal tidbits etc. Most experienced punters know this and that’s how I know what I know and share.

"Not much to add. If you actually punt (guessing you haven’t based on the amount of reviews you have done) wgs can open up and tell you secrets or the trade, share their experiences, share personal tidbits etc. Most experienced punters know this and that’s how I know what I know and share."

I actually do punt but don't really write reviews. (That might change soon). I am relatively new to punting so am not not aware of the same amount of things that you are. I am wondering mate if you could please share with me the things that you have learnt from wgs from all your years of punting?

(Since you have been doing this longer than I have).

Offline Straightsix

I am wondering mate if you could please share with me the things that you have learnt from wgs from all your years of punting?
(Since you have been doing this longer than I have).

This will save you a few years:

Every new/inexperienced punter should read this regularly.
Wish it was pinned to the main page:
https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Nik%27s_21_Rules_of_Punting

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Nik's rules on punting are fairly concise and comprehensive. A lot of decent information on there., most of which I've experienced myself.

Offline Hothandle

That advice is gold, it reflects my experience almost to the letter..
For the newbies, take it seriously, it’ll save you time and money.  :thumbsup:

Offline Shplurgh

I actually do punt but don't really write reviews.

I am wondering mate if you could please share with me the things that you have learnt from wgs from all your years of punting?

That's not really how things work around here chap