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1 review(s) for Zelenia (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=4417357

Comms: Text a few hours prior and was told to call once outside. Pretty sure she doesnt deal with comms and its someone else. (more on this later)

Looks: Full on make up very pretty and cracking body.

The Punt: £50 blow and go, happened last weekend when she was touring in Brum.

Got there 10mins early and called no answer so text bang on time and was given apartment number. Once I pressed the buzzer the lady asked me who I was here to see, I think she offers duo's with a lady called Savannah (sorry can't find the profile atm) and I said Zelenia, buzzed in and another guy was behind me, to which I thought nothing off as I thought he maybe going to his own apartment or visiting someone else. Anyway once I got to the floor and was heading to the door there he was knocking on the same door, I u turned and walked away from the door, he clocked me and I clocked him. The door opened and I overheard the lady asking him who he has come to see to which he said Savannah. Waited a few mins then Ii knocked on the door and Zelenia opened the door and led me to the room.
Wanted to use the bathroom to wash and go in the sink  :D Zelenia told me to come and open the door to call her into the bedroom once I was done, 2mins later I called her and she was sitting in the other room outside the bedroom.
I took off my jeans and boxers and she asked my whether I liked to ly on bed or stand, I opted to stand up. OWO and she sucked a little bit I had to grab he head and push her down slightly wasnt rough at all but she gagged and little, so let her carry on at her own pace. She wasnt doing it for me so I took over and wanked into her mouth which she spat into a tissue, done within 10mins

Services: OWO, Handjob.

Overall: Now the reason why its negative, A) conveyor belt service with no respect to discretion due to bumping into a fellow punter. b) her OWO was piss poor and I thought it would be proper sloppy and DT but got none of that, definetley wont be going there again


1 review(s) found for Zelenia linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline alabama1

Blow and go is stated as £100 on her AW profile  :unknown:

Offline inbruges

Anticipated reading something  "absolutely shocking" as the title suggests. A tiny bit disappointed

Offline shed

Blow and go is stated as £100 on her AW profile  :unknown:

Under 'incall rates' it says Saturday and Sunday £50 blow and go
« Last Edit: April 12, 2021, 07:37:56 pm by shed »

here you go.....

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inbruges - the reason for me its shocking is......for those prices especially the hourly rate you would think it would be a lot more better the just a GFE experience, maybe I had high hopes due to her feedback on here. Saying that it wasn't even a GFE experience, maybe she does up her game if book for an hour but thats well out of my punting fund limits, she does state "FOR THE ULTIMATE PORNSTAR EXPERIENCE " for me it was no way pornstar and not even lower than a GFE.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2021, 07:56:58 pm by Pdiddy2017 »


for me the shocking part were the pictures on her profile..!!  i don't get guys who go for that look tbh...??

That's all pretty crap. Ropey £50 bj and meeting possibly one of our esteemed number on here. Hope your next on's better.

Offline Straightsix

Anticipated reading something  "absolutely shocking" as the title suggests. A tiny bit disappointed
Yeah, i had made a cup of tea and biscuits. Sat down and yeah, total anticlimax. I thought maybe she curled 💩 one off🍦on his chest or something. 🤔 Threw my phone at the wall in disappointment.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2021, 08:44:24 pm by Straightsix »

Offline Straightsix

for me the shocking part were the pictures on her profile..!!  i don't get guys who go for that look tbh...??
Normally entitled 'daddy' or 'princess' issues. That tattoo with 'fuk the cops' is way out of order.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2021, 08:51:26 pm by Straightsix »

Online mace-window

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=4417357

Comms: Text a few hours prior and was told to call once outside. Pretty sure she doesnt deal with comms and its someone else. (more on this later)

Looks: Full on make up very pretty and cracking body.

The Punt: £50 blow and go, happened last weekend when she was touring in Brum.

Got there 10mins early and called no answer so text bang on time and was given apartment number. Once I pressed the buzzer the lady asked me who I was here to see, I think she offers duo's with a lady called Savannah (sorry can't find the profile atm) and I said Zelenia, buzzed in and another guy was behind me, to which I thought nothing off as I thought he maybe going to his own apartment or visiting someone else. Anyway once I got to the floor and was heading to the door there he was knocking on the same door, I u turned and walked away from the door, he clocked me and I clocked him. The door opened and I overheard the lady asking him who he has come to see to which he said Savannah. Waited a few mins then Ii knocked on the door and Zelenia opened the door and led me to the room.
Wanted to use the bathroom to wash and go in the sink  :D Zelenia told me to come and open the door to call her into the bedroom once I was done, 2mins later I called her and she was sitting in the other room outside the bedroom.
I took off my jeans and boxers and she asked my whether I liked to ly on bed or stand, I opted to stand up. OWO and she sucked a little bit I had to grab he head and push her down slightly wasnt rough at all but she gagged and little, so let her carry on at her own pace. She wasnt doing it for me so I took over and wanked into her mouth which she spat into a tissue, done within 10mins

Services: OWO, Handjob.

Overall: Now the reason why its negative, A) conveyor belt service with no respect to discretion due to bumping into a fellow punter. b) her OWO was piss poor and I thought it would be proper sloppy and DT but got none of that, definetley wont be going there again

Thanks for the review pal. Quite shocked about the poor OWO. She advertise herself being this OWO/DT/CIM queen and most of her onlyfans videos on the net is mostly OWO/CIM/Swallowing videos. Hope this is not the start of her downfall in regards of service due to being jaded.


1 review(s) found for Zelenia linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Online mace-window

That tattoo with 'fuk the cops' is way out of order.

What is funny is that if things go bad or god forbid she has an aggressive client attacking her, who is this WG going to call. A) therapist B) A guy on the side of the road or C) the police?

It always amazes me how these WG's will be like fuck the police, #BLM, kill the bill and etc.... but these will be the same people who will be calling the police if things go south (which does happen in this hubby). 

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Normally entitled 'daddy' or 'princess' issues.

Trust me a certain amount of WG's have these issues sadly.

P.S. Where about on the body does she have that tattoo on?

Offline Raj_1978

inbruges - the reason for me its shocking is......for those prices especially the hourly rate you would think it would be a lot more better the just a GFE experience, maybe I had high hopes due to her feedback on here. Saying that it wasn't even a GFE experience, maybe she does up her game if book for an hour but thats well out of my punting fund limits, she does state "FOR THE ULTIMATE PORNSTAR EXPERIENCE " for me it was no way pornstar and not even lower than a GFE.


I can tell you she doesn’t up her game in an hour booking at all. Let her quite a while ago... sucked me off after 15 mins and thought that was it.. I said I wanna go again and she was all surprised and “most guys don’t”.. anyway.. she’s a very vanilla punt despite her videos which are very misleading as to what you actually get.

Offline Straightsix

P.S. Where about on the body does she have that tattoo on?
Sorry to confuse, its a metaphor depicting her tattoos as a rebellious disposition.

Offline seandana

for me the shocking part were the pictures on her profile..!!  i don't get guys who go for that look tbh...??

+1 those lips just dont look right

Offline Straightsix

+1 those lips just dont look right
Those aren't lips, that's refugee transport. She ain't drowning thats for sure.
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« Last Edit: April 13, 2021, 01:32:35 am by Straightsix »

Offline teddyking

£150 for 30 mins ... what the fuck...

Conveyor belt service at those prices? :vomit:

Online mace-window

Sorry to confuse, its a metaphor depicting her tattoos as a rebellious disposition.

Well my whole comment don't matter then how well  :rolleyes:.

Offline Straightsix

Well my whole comment don't matter then how well  :rolleyes:.
Ah don't worry,  I enjoyed reading it. 👍

Offline Kool Keef

She was doing 20 quid blow n go's during lockdown 1 last year

Offline Hothandle

Sorry to confuse, its a metaphor depicting her tattoos as a rebellious disposition.
Looks like most of her commentary on her profile is also a metaphor..

Offline Straightsix

Looks like most of her commentary on her profile is also a metaphor..
Damn right and aren't they all?
I think we need to start a thread listing the most accurate and genuine SP profiles.
Jen Coxx would be my entry.

Offline Kenny989

Out of curiosity where is the tattoo saying “fuk the police”?  :unknown:

Shes taken to twitter to throw a strop about some of the comments here. Mentioned about body shaming or something along those lines. She continuously goes on about how sex work is real work. If it is then you should expect customers to negatively review the product or service like how they would if they were displeased with any other service or product.

Offline Straightsix

Out of curiosity where is the tattoo saying “fuk the police”?  :unknown:
Sorry to confuse, its a metaphor depicting her tattoos as a rebellious disposition.

Offline Straightsix

Talking shit too:

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Offline Straightsix

Shes taken to twitter to throw a strop about some of the comments here. Mentioned about body shaming or something along those lines. She continuously goes on about how sex work is real work. If it is then you should expect customers to negatively review the product or service like how they would if they were displeased with any other service or product.
I've just had a read. 😆
This review wasn't damning to be honest. Silly woman is nuts. These girls just can't take any criticism at all. This OP would have received a retaliating negative on AdultWork and some bullshit like 'he tried to force anal' or some other made up shit.

Offline Straightsix

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Sorry to confuse, its a metaphor depicting her tattoos as a rebellious disposition.

I was relieved that she accepted my criticism about her lips resembling a rubber dinghy. Well, she cared not to mention it anyway  😆. Probably because it was neither a lie or assumption. Body shaming my ass, be proud of the mess you have done to your body.

« Last Edit: April 17, 2021, 02:55:52 am by Straightsix »

Online mace-window

I've just had a read. 😆
This review wasn't damning to be honest. Silly woman is nuts. These girls just can't take any criticism at all. This OP would have received a retaliating negative on AdultWork and some bullshit like 'he tried to force anal' or some other made up shit.

That the thing with most of these WG's. I said the same thing about Hayley_Hazard over one negative comment. Her and Zelenia have mostly positive reviews here but they will only focus on negatives.

Like I said before on previous threads is that certain amount of WG's who calms to have a trick skin will have a twitter rant about single negative comment on UKP from an anonymous guy whom she will never meet and unlikely won't meet in the future. And on top of that most of these WG's will lump a group of members of UKP being horrible people or haters on a review site due to one UKP member saying not so nice things about you.

If there is any projection, it is coming mostly from these escorts/pornstars and fliffies who think review sites like UKP are toxic but more importantly toxicity is coming from these WG's themselves which tells me WG's aren't comfortable in their looks or work and shows me that these type of WG's are very insecure. And that's why I say some these WG's/pornstars have a princess complex.

And imagine if gender was swapped, you would have people telling you to man up and stop being childless and etc........ Most men have to deal with shit talk about them every day from everyone but most men move on with their day but most WG's and sadly most semi attractive to attractive women will have a melt down when they receive any good criticism or in recent Kevin Samuals video asking them key important questions.  Like someone said on this thread before if sex work is real work then you should expect customers positive and negative reviews of the service like how they would if they were displeased with any other service or product. 

That said I agree to Zelenia calling you out about her having a "fuck the police" tattoo which from what we know she don't.

I know it's a typo but I still want to see a WG with a trick skin.

Offline Straightsix

That said I agree to Zelenia calling you out about her having a "fuck the police" tattoo which from what we know she don't.

Unfortunately my humour is too complex for some even when I explain myself, akin to the promises these girls make on their profiles of how wonderful the service you receive. Why am I being called out on my metaphor bullshit when no woman has a genuinely honest profile? What of those lies and deceit? Why did she lie about the mind blowing oral sex on her profile when she failed miserably to provide that service? Why isn't she upset by that truth? These girls forget that no matter how pretty or what builders they use to make themselves more appealing (or think is appealing), it is the man who needs to be pleased and only a man can do that. Men don't have a choice, they have to fuck, period. Demonising us is unacceptable. If there was a pill to disable the libido I believe it would be of more value than a fat burning pill. Imagine how productive the male race would be if we weren't distracted by or forced to fuck women? Even pious hierarchy fail to keep their libidos in check despite allegiance to superhuman entities.

One thing is for sure. Despite her rubber dinghy rapids blow job lips marketing ploy; in this instance she failed to deliver. There are no refunds in this game. She upset me stating that there is a correlation with cost and quality of service. What a tool she is. A review can only help others prepare for the financial loss. In Britain we need to lose the attitude that 'if there isn't a complaint then there isn't a problem'.
There is a problem, most working girls provide a poor to mediocre service. Only the bright girls will adapt, others will bitch like our madam here.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2021, 03:57:59 pm by Straightsix »

Offline Straightsix

Why would any man think they're about to recieve a quality service when this is on her profile?:

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Can anyone here who may have partook of similar activities please come forward, I just want to talk.
Or better still, please do a review 😂. 

« Last Edit: April 17, 2021, 04:58:18 pm by Straightsix »

I've just realised this is the girl my mate was mugged on his way to see when the muggers were about around this time last year. I've just mentioned this to him and hes told me she does offer a conveyor belt service as he also bumped into her next client once on his way out. Also the apartment she works from is shite and a mess.

Online lamboman

I've just had a read. 😆
This review wasn't damning to be honest. Silly woman is nuts. These girls just can't take any criticism at all. This OP would have received a retaliating negative on AdultWork and some bullshit like 'he tried to force anal' or some other made up shit.

Bit of a blanket statement but WGs have the most fragile egos of any group I've ever met,I guess that's not surprising though.

Offline Straightsix

Bit of a blanket statement but WGs have the most fragile egos of any group I've ever met,I guess that's not surprising though.
Which bit and why?

Offline Straightsix

I've just realised this is the girl my mate was mugged on his way to see when the muggers were about around this time last year.
Probably a tailored operation which to be honest would be quite easy to execute. The accommodation in the city centre is more or less apartment blocks. Punters probably have the same traits of mobile in hand with an erection and totally oblivious to their surroundings. Myself included. Easily spotted and a good chance nothing to do with her, not that you're insinuating that.
And anyway, are you sure it wasn't a cashpoint meet? Haha!
« Last Edit: April 17, 2021, 06:46:52 pm by Straightsix »

Online lamboman

Which bit and why?

Well not every WG I've met has a fragile ego but most do seem to be very sensitive to criticism.

Offline Straightsix

Well not every WG I've met has a fragile ego but most do seem to be very sensitive to criticism.
Yes of course, but I was referring/in context with the girls on that thread who were moaning about ukp.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2021, 07:20:59 pm by Straightsix »

Online mace-window

Bit of a blanket statement but WGs have the most fragile egos of any group I've ever met,I guess that's not surprising though.

And one of the many reasons why you don't date/marry them  :D.

Offline NigelF

Why would any man think they're about to recieve a quality service when this is on her profile?:

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Can anyone here who may have partook of similar activities please come forward, I just want to talk.
Or better still, please do a review 😂.

To be fair, that’s the ideal kind of meet for almost every WG.

Bit of a blanket statement but WGs have the most fragile egos of any group I've ever met,I guess that's not surprising though.
Well not every WG I've met has a fragile ego but most do seem to be very sensitive to criticism.

Totally agree. A good example is the sheer number of WGs who lose their shit over fair and minor criticisms in positive reviews.

Offline NigelF

Yes of course, but I was referring/in context with the girls on that thread who were moaning about ukp.

I have met quite a few good WGs who moan about UKP (either on here, elsewhere online or even in person). This is why I agree about so many having fragile egos because it even applies to some of the decent WGs. Nonetheless it’s definitely a bad sign and they’re more likely to be crap than not. Good WGs have nothing to fear from UKP and actually they should like it (as some WGs do, albeit a minority) because of the additional business it brings to them, not to mention the overwhelming praise.

Online mace-window

Why would any man think they're about to recieve a quality service when this is on her profile?:

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Can anyone here who may have partook of similar activities please come forward, I just want to talk.
Or better still, please do a review 😂.

End of the day she had one bad review and one person saying something she don't like. But yeah we are all low lives according to her from ONE FUCKING REVIEW. And Zelenia if your reading this let us tell you why some punters write weird little reviews on them pathetic forums. First off sites like UKP let other punters know which escort provides the best service. Two UKP warn punters of any WG that threatens a punter's life or rob punters to stay away and keep us safe. Three UKP reviews help us stay away from WG's that waste our time. And finally sites like UKP helps punters stay away from WG's that out punters. So no UKP aren't a place for fully grown men sat at home bashing woman's appearance.

Anyways funny I mention outing punters as Lilith Noir was seen in Zelenia tweet (https://twitter.com/ZeleniaDoll/status/1382969233991159813) telling her that UKP is filled with stalkers, jealous men making up assumptions/accusations and men having the time to obsess about some hooker you never even met let alone know as a person. Even though Lilith Noir had time to obsess about this site and make 2 - 3 fake punter accounts so that she can troll punters and worst try to out some of us punters. The projection from this bitch is off the roof and she has not learnt from her mistake. Lilith Noir please fuck off were you come from and focus on being a good service provider has continuing mock UKP aren't going to help you.

But back to you Zelenia. First off not everyone is going to find your look attractive. Especially most of the public as it is out there sorry. And come on you got a bloody face tattoo which screams daddy issues and stereotypical hooker look sorry. That and your in a line of work that looks, service and pricing is judged by most good punters to spend their money on the best WG providing the best service for fuck sake. Imagine if Sony said game reviewers are fully grown low lives who sat at home bashing our console and assuming we have mental illness as we ignore the customer's concerns about that said console. Do you honestly think they would get business? Hell no but that don't matter thanks to the amount of thirsty simps who will ignore all that so that they can fuck you.   

We men get bloody judged by our looks, how much money we make and how much status we have from you ladies everyday yet if we did what you did Zelenia we be called spolit brat and rightly so which is what you are doing.  So if one punter said he find you ugly out of the sea of positives on here and lot more positives on twitter from your simps like detro smith and manbearpig, maybe being a hooker aren't the right job for you.

Finally someone said WGs have the most fragile egos of any group I've ever met. This twitter rant is not helping breaking that stereotype any time soon and punters like me who had you on our hotlist on AW for a while don't want to bother seeing you if you got such a terrible attitude like that over one bad review. So to the WG's that can't take criticizing if they see one bad review of yourself over sea of positives on UKP and just have a weird twitter rant on your pathetic twitter profile, please re-evaluate your life and get help from your fragile egos instead of lumping all UKP members as low lives and have no respect for woman for giving mostly fair criticizing over your performance. That's all thanks.   
« Last Edit: April 17, 2021, 08:36:52 pm by mace-window »

Online mace-window

I have met quite a few good WGs who moan about UKP (either on here, elsewhere online or even in person). This is why I agree about so many having fragile egos because it even applies to some of the decent WGs. Nonetheless it’s definitely a bad sign and they’re more likely to be crap than not. Good WGs have nothing to fear from UKP and actually they should like it (as some WGs do, albeit a minority) because of the additional business it brings to them, not to mention the overwhelming praise.

100% agree NigelF. I am starting to think that WG's that shit about sites like UKP are entitled people who would never hack it in normal job market. Being an sex worker is their only option as sex work is not a regulated market, most men are so thirsty that they will pay for anything regardless if they are getting a good service or not and these WG's having such a fragile egos that if a boss or work colleague gave them fair criticism over their work performance (those monthly job reviews) then they would leave that job over it.

Offline Straightsix

Any blue chip company would love to have access to data that brings financial gain from consumer habits.
Some are clueless, the Bible is right here ladies. UKP tells you everything you need to know and how to keep your customers happy.
Imagine if these girls had a punting research department funded by a union that analyses the punting data here? ....lol 😂

'67% of punters in the West Midlands Region last year 2020 expressed dissatisfaction from toothy oral sex'.
'Right guys, how do we resolve this issue? Next slide please'
🤣
« Last Edit: April 17, 2021, 09:26:45 pm by Straightsix »