External Link/Members OnlyFurther to my review here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=59442.0 , I decided to spend my second punt of the weekend at a massage parlour, as I had been discussing it here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=50904.0 .
I did indeed, opt for the one under discussion in that thread, just to follow through with the conversation (it'll be rude not to). It has to be said, I always intended to visit this place due to the conversation, but I was side tracked by the Party - which might have been a mistake on my part (not that the Party itself was a mistake).
I booked an appointment on the phone and agreed to pay £50 for an hour massage. Due to delays on the Underground, I was ten minutes late, but the very pretty girl at reception didn't mind (as the shop was empty, I'm not surprised). Despite agreeing £50 on the phone, I was surprised when she only asked for £40 for the hour. The 'public' area of the shop is very professional looking and clean, clearly they do the legit services they offer here too -
External Link/Members Only . I was, however, led downstairs to a rather more dimly lit room. A young Thai girl in short black dress (and much cleavage on display) greeted me. I was told to undress (thankfully, I was able to hang my coat, etc. onto a peg in full view of me - so, at least I know they couldn't rummage though my belongings out of my sight) and make myself comfortable on the massage table. Of course, the downside of these tables is that I have to take my specs off to lay on them properly - so although I can feel the girl, I couldn't see her at her best. It has to be said, the massage was very good - not just a basic shoulder/back rub and if no extras were offered, I still would've been happy with just the massage. However, around 20 minutes in, extras were offered. She whispered in my ear "Body to Body" and raised 4 fingers at me - I took the hint £40 for B2B, to which I agreed (probably explained why they 'took' £10 off the bill upstairs, to save me haggling downstairs).
She undressed, surprisingly gave me a kiss (I wasn't expecting kisses at a massage parlour), and oiled up her body. Well, it goes without saying that the feeling of a young Thai lady sliding over your body is a wonderful feeling. She turned me over and then proceeded to slide my cock between her breasts - maybe I should have put my specs on at this point, but they were just out of reach. A pity, as I'd have enjoyed the sight a lot more. She then laid her whole body across me, and my cock was resting against the front of her unshaven pussy (a novelty, most girls tend to shave now) - what a tease! With both damn well knew sex wasn't an option, and this was the closest my cock would get to her pussy. She gave me a smile, another kiss and then slid back down my body to give me oral and a handjob.
After a while, she got off the bed, stood besides me and continued to play with my cock - I was allowed to touch her, and even allowed to run my fingers around the lips of her pussy (but not to insert fingers). And this is where I slightly regret the Party the night before. I'd obviously has too much of a good time, as despite a hard-on, I just couldn't cum - not the girl's fault, she was trying very hard to make me cum.
The reason for the Neutral (which does seem harsh, given that it's my fault I probably couldn't cum), was that others had now entered the shop and a rather obtrusive banging on the door that our time was nearly up - which we both knew anyway, as her clock was clearly on display in the corner, so such an interruption was not necessary. I had a shower to remove the oils (and thankfully, the shower had a glass door and faced the peg my coat was hanging up on - so I could still keep an eye on it), thanked the girl for her time and handed over the agreed £40.
Will I be back? It's difficult to say. Maybe try again when I have a few days load stored up inside me, instead of the day after a sex party.