The other day I was getting my cock expertly stroked by a Chinese HR master - she was a new woman. Not bad looking, pretty fit body. As the HR was hotting up she started pulling these porn star expressions and making heavy breathing noises which were nothing short of ludicrous. She then starting doing these selfie pouts at me which made her face look like a really old Jim Carey. I started laughing out loud which seemed to encourage her to pull even more facial contortions - to the point of climax where she turned on her best Theresa May grimace as the load sprayed over her hands whilst simultaneously thrusting herself into the massage couch.
Comical HR - Not sure I'd go back but it was a good entertainment.
So what's the most ridiculous facial expressions you've been on the receiving end of?!