Just going through the Ye Olde Axe thread. Thought I can’t possibly be the only one missing the strip club/pub scene.
I missed it so much so, I’ve hired a private stripper to give me a show and some lap dances whilst I had a drink in my had. I’ll share those experiences here. Let me tell you, this crap is just like hiring an escort, you have do you your due diligence, lots of b&s.
So back in start of August I used these guys -
External Link/Members OnlyI booked a day use hotel. Paid £140, initial deposit of £50 required upfront then £90 cash to the girl. They give you an option of choosing the girls, you can choose up to three in order of your preference and one of them will show up. They give you ‘strip show’ which culminates in a lap dance. You can keep them for extra dances after she’s done.
Right off the bat, none of my preferences was met. A completely different girl showed up. You have to pick them up from outside the hotel as well. Once we got to the room, the girl was actually pretty hot. Big fake boobs, stripper body. Apparently worked for platinum lace. The experience ended being pretty good. The extra lap dances were £20 each. She was very hands on, grinding on my lap. Got about 6-7 dances out of it.
Mid August I decide to go for it again and book with the same company again. This time I chose a completely different set of girls. I go outside to collect and it’s the same girl as last time
I was gonna complain, but since I had such a good time I decided to go with it anyway. Same session as before. I got her number and booked her directly for a third time, still had to pay £90 at the door, but no £50 deposit. By this point I really was missing variety, so the session felt a little bland.
Had my fill for awhile, thinking of doing it again, but the second lockdown happened in November. So waited until recently to try it again. Went for a different company.
I decided to go with these arsholes-
External Link/Members OnlySame price as the other company and just like them sent me a completely different girl. Except this time they send me someone who is EE and clearly not a stripper by profession. Average natural boobs and body. Gave me a ‘show’ and two crappy private dances. I ended the session early. I rang the company up to complain and they did offer £50 credit for the next booking and promised to send the girl I choose this time. Told them they can shove the £50 credit and that I won’t be using them again.
Now I’ll be looking for a third company. Honestly I thought hiring stripper would much simpler than an escort, but apparently not. Maybe I’ve just had bad luck.
Hopefully the above is useful info to some. Maybe some of you could share your experiences here?
