Got my first punt tomorrow, after many months of debating about it...

[NottsGuy0811]

So, I've got my first punt tomorrow afternoon. After months off putting it off I've finally grown some balls and booked a lady. I'm still nervous as heck though, but really excited at the same time. I'm sure I'll be even more nervous tomorrow, but is there any advice to conquer nerves? Pretty certain once I've said "hello" I'll be okay, but just wanted some advice if not. Gone for a 30 minute booking so hopefully all goes well. And any advice would be appreciated :-)

[scutty brown]

A dose of imodium helps

[Stongwee53]

Who you going with? A tried and tested or you going for something new. Cant find anyone myself that sticks out to me after a few months off after a shit punt last time

[Ali Katt]

So, I've got my first punt tomorrow afternoon. After months off putting it off I've finally grown some balls and booked a lady. I'm still nervous as heck though, but really excited at the same time. I'm sure I'll be even more nervous tomorrow, but is there any advice to conquer nerves? Pretty certain once I've said "hello" I'll be okay, but just wanted some advice if not. Gone for a 30 minute booking so hopefully all goes well. And any advice would be appreciated :-)

You posted the first thing in October last year. Either be a man and get your willy wet or shut up.

[NervousJ]

Turn up on time, money in pocket, clean and fresh breath. Nice and polite, you can’t go wrong..

Good luck.

***who you off to see,we might give the thumbs up or down...

[Cryton123]

Turn up on time, money in pocket, clean and fresh breath. Nice and polite, you can’t go wrong..

Good luck.

***who you off to see,we might give the thumbs up or down...

Looking at his other posts I doubt we’ll hear from him again. He seems to be an attention seeker in my opinion)

[Wooderz]

Don't do it.. 

[RogerBoner]

Looking at his other posts I doubt we’ll hear from him again. He seems to be an attention seeker in my opinion)

Wanting to try an escort for the first time... Help? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=227224.msg2311829#msg2311829
Perhaps a real virgin 

[Kev40ish]

My advise is simple.

Just post a review and stop the attention seeking bullshit..

[NottsGuy0811]

Thanks for the advice lads, appreciate it... Ya bunch of cunts.

[HailWood]

Thanks for the advice lads, appreciate it... Ya bunch of cunts.

You won’t last long on here with that attitude...

[Logamimo]

Just bury the red one and enjoy 

[Wooderz]

Thanks for the advice lads, appreciate it... Ya bunch of cunts.

Let us know how it goes pal.. I would advise you to cancel though.. Because you might end up like us, addicted to enriching women .. 

[scutty brown]

You won’t last long on here with that attitude...

I think he understands us perfectly 

[jayuk99]

mmm my first punt at a young age lasted best part of 10mins, at Hollywood in Leicester, her teeth around my shaft made me explode in no time

2nd punt just as quick
i think i was more relaxed 3rd punt onwards

Hope u get a good punt as there are rubbish punts than a good one and youve booked yours a few days in advance

[Ali Katt]

Thanks for the advice lads, appreciate it... Ya bunch of cunts.

6 months and you still haven't made a booking. If you want genuine advice puntingwiki has a beginner's guide, genuinely the best of it's type as it's not written to butter up the escort or score a booking.

Ok so you wanted to get Christmas out of the way, but don't overthink it. Most people would have had a few cheeky fucks in that time.

[HailWood]

I think he understands us perfectly 

 

[CoolTiger]

A dose of imodium helps

Thanks for the advice lads, appreciate it... Ya bunch of cunts.

Looks like you've had cunts in your mind for far too long!! 

Remember... the imodium affects the opposite side of cunts 

I'll grab me coat.

[Dodgelad]

Argh...ya poor little sausage, your brothers are right behind you!

Ffs man up, get in and review the lady so we can consider a visit. It's your first one (if you go) you should of booked 15mins as you'll be done after 10...unless your control is anything like the time it's taken you to book a punt!

[NervousJ]

He’s let us down hasn’t he....

[Kingy28]

He’s let us down hasn’t he....

Yep, the silence is deafening

[Ali Katt]

Yep, the silence is deafening

The only thing going up and down were the mattress springs on his wanking chariot.

[MajorPayne]

He’s let us down hasn’t he....

Such a shame he did not contribute a review.

[RedKettle]

Such a shame he did not contribute a review.

He needs to have sex first.....

[Dick Cheese]

I'm sure he has lots of sex.....just not with another person.

[peguslegus]

For those wanting a review I happen to have been friends with this fella. Unfortunately, he was fatally wounded on his first punt. Managed to cling on for a few days, and with his dying breath he asked me to leave a neutral. His review being: "Pictures accurate, but also knifed me." RIP

[MajorPayne]

For those wanting a review I happen to have been friends with this fella. Unfortunately, he was fatally wounded on his first punt. Managed to cling on for a few days, and with his dying breath he asked me to leave a neutral. His review being: "Pictures accurate, but also knifed me." RIP

WTF

[gbyld87]

Gave me good laugh

[Ali Katt]

I think he's still debating it. Must be a mass debater.

[j4ckw1ll5]

I think he's still debating it. Must be a mass debater.

LMAO 😂

[NottsGuy0811]

Funnily enough, I did go ahead with the meet and it went without any issues. I would review it but I’m not going to entertain a bunch of judgemental dickheads.

[alftupper]

Funnily enough, I didn't go ahead with the meet. I'm a dickhead.

I've corrected that for you.

[NervousJ]

Funnily enough, I did go ahead with the meet and it went without any issues. I would review it but I’m not going to entertain a bunch of judgemental dickheads.

Yeah course you did mate. I dont think a hand job off your mum actually counts. Unless she took some pocket money.