English Gia - Elite Image Models - Outcall to C London hotel (£2500/hour )

[Smartcookie]

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Price:

£2500/hour. She is not listed on the website! With these types of agencies, you need to book an onsite girl first before they show you their offsite higher end girls. This is my second most expensive punt ever, booked her because I made a year worth of earnings that quarter! Very rarely I pay 2500/hour! Please don't judge me!

Comms:

Whatsapp, quick and easy! told the agency, I want high end British models, they send me options and I chose Gia!

Location:

Outcall to my 5 star hotel in central London. Booked "London Suite" at Shangri-La, they upgraded me to "Shangri-La" suite as I'm a Golden Circle member (it's free to join!) 

Girl:

11/10 British girl, 22, brunette, blue eyes, amazing skin, posh accent, amazing looking pussy

Meet:

OWO, Sex with condom, dfk, cof, basically whatever I wanted, very friend eager girl. When I opened the door she looked very nervous, She was fully relaxed after a few minutes. She told me she was expecting an old gentlemen and didn't expect a young guy. I think she was pleasantly surprised!

Arrived on time, left on time, nothing to complain!

Overall:

If business does well in 2021, I will book her again! 

[JackSaint]

That's a breathtaking cost for an hour, what a location though, I hope you used all the facilities and had her up against a window or two. Recognise this girl External Link/Members Only as Amalfi on Diva.

[Joelawerence]

Did you do a typo by adding a '0', OP?

[Moby Dick]

Thanks for sharing   

I often wondered if any mugs paid these ridiculous prices. 
Your reviews tell me more about you than the prostitutes.

[Stickitin]

Fk me that’s a lot of money to empty your sack, don’t think I could bring myself to pay it even if I could afford it......

[loveahe]

Glad you enjoyed it, when you're paying that kind of money out it must be a worry that some disinterested airhead is going to turn up and do the bare minimum.

Sounds like Gia gave you your money's worth* 

*Money's worth is subjective and varies by inidvidual.  Don't give the fella grief, for having different personal circumstances to you.

[puntingpumping1920]

This is top level punting
 
No1 on this site punts at this level except you
 
I've seen this escort a few times in a few nightclubs in London (External Link/Members Only) 
 
I saw her hanging out with Drake when he came to London
 
She has a fat ass IRL

 

[hendrix]

Glad you enjoyed it OP. Punting is a big and very varied world, and it's good to see more of the levels on UKP. Each to their own.

[jeanphillipe]

I'm not sure I would pay that kind of money for just 1 hour.

(Even if I had it)

If I had money to burn I would pay it to turn a civvy out of my reach or someone (semi) famous.

Not gonna hate tho, if you got the money and this what you want to spend it on. 

Thanks for sharing the review!

[Dead_Pool]

Fair play to you man, and I mean each to their own and if you've got the funds free to do as please. But £2500 an hour. Thats way higher than all top end pornstars. If you're a very rich fella then I can see why price no longer becomes a thing. But man, she would have to be and absolute supermodel goddess type of girl. The Girls on that site all look flawless which means they are all phtoshopped or using facetune fileters etc. I  hope at least she looked like you expected and if you had a good time then ok. But still....... If I had 1 punt left in me before I chroke then I'd throw the £££ at the whoever I wanted the most at any price.... Probably Aletta Ocean and could have 3 hours with her at that price lol.

[expeller]

Why would anyone buy a Bentley when they can get a very similar Audi for half the price?

Why and how people spend their money is not based on rationality. See External Link/Members Only

[Fully Sated]

...what a location though, I hope you used all the facilities and had her up against a window or two...

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[tantraman]

OMG, OP

Price:

£2500/hour.

That's worth 50 of my P&D sessions! Amazing!

[Alexmck]

Glad you enjoyed it, when you're paying that kind of money out it must be a worry that some disinterested airhead is going to turn up and do the bare minimum.

Sounds like Gia gave you your money's worth* 

*Money's worth is subjective and varies by inidvidual.  Don't give the fella grief, for having different personal circumstances to you.

I would be seriously fucked off if I had a bad experience at these prices. Maybe for this guy these are the equivalent of £200 punts for others

[Alexmck]

Having just looked through this agency's gallery some of the ladies look familiar (are elsewhere).

Look forward to more reports from Smartcookie in case there is an urge to jump in the deep end of the pool!

[Strikar]

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You'd have some fun moving your SP around that place 🤣

[smiths]

I would be seriously fucked off if I had a bad experience at these prices. Maybe for this guy these are the equivalent of £200 punts for others

Comes down to VFM to me, I could afford to pay a WG what the OP did if I wanted to, I wouldn't as I am not a mug and I wouldn't pay any WG over £200 an hour as none are worth more in my book.

There is one born every minute but its the OPs business of course what he pays WGs.

[Massageme32]

Fair play! Also sounds like a great experience with the suite booking.

[Smartcookie]

Few things to add:

1. That day was the best day I've had since I started punting 2 years ago. I had arranged a booking with a famous British reality show celebrity for £5k/hour. Had to sign a NDA, so I have to be really careful if i decide to write a review. Gia was the second most expensive as mentioned in my review. Most expensive punting day of my life that I don't intent to repeat too often! 

2. My next review will be a negative review. £1000/hour bait and switch. I booked a famous British Instagram model, instead I got a fucking Romanian!

3. When you book these girls, you have to be firm with the agency. I will always tell them that if the girl doesn't treat me like a king, they will never hear from me again! Fortunately I've had only handful of bad experiences!

[Geko12]

Holy shit, she just about got my monthly salary in an hour. 

[magnetico]

Side question, but how much was the suite for the night?

[The Night King]

I appreciate you're a noob to this site but you're the only OP mentioning the punt price in the review title 

And you just happen to be the one who's paying 10x what everyone else is. Any psychiatrists on the forum care to connect these two things?

[Smartcookie]

Side question, but how much was the suite for the night?

£2500 but I got a free upgrade to their best suite which goes for £8500/night.

[puntingpumping1920]

I appreciate you're a noob to this site but you're the only OP mentioning the punt price in the review title 

 
TBF, some punters have done the same
 
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=99146.msg1181483#msg1181483
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=100025.msg1189320#msg1189320
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=162517.msg1749790#msg1749790
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=196267.msg2031596#msg2031596
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=229787.msg2340090#msg2340090
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=274290.msg2806043#msg2806043
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=55352.msg717270#msg717270
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=58688.msg754889#msg754889
 
There are so many others

[jakesurrey7]

Hmm.. The agency mentioned in this review External Link/Members Only

has the same number as this ad on uescort External Link/Members Only

The add on uescort doesn't appear to show their number anymore, nor their pics, but I saved the number previously.

I know this because when I copied the number shown on External Link/Members Only and tried saving it on my phone, phone alerted me that I've already saved that number before. I saved the number on my phone as leanne uesc 23781 hence why I know I got it from uescort.

Make of that what you will.

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[Blu007]

£2500 but I got a free upgrade to their best suite which goes for £8500/night.

So you mean 2500/hr for girl and rooms + plus other hotel services in total?

[ulstersubbie]

I appreciate you're a noob to this site but you're the only OP mentioning the punt price in the review title 

And you just happen to be the one who's paying 10x what everyone else is. Any psychiatrists on the forum care to connect these two things?

 

[Kriss_De_Valnor_]

I appreciate you're a noob to this site but you're the only OP mentioning the punt price in the review title 

And you just happen to be the one who's paying 10x what everyone else is. Any psychiatrists on the forum care to connect these two things?

Clearly it's working - 27 comments here so far.

[thesatellite90]

Fair play OP. Your reviews have been getting a bit of criticsm for the amount of money you spend on punts, but its your money to do what you want with. Its interesting to read about what services really high cost WGs provide even if its way out of my price range! Appreciate your reviews.

[Smartcookie]

So you mean 2500/hr for girl and rooms + plus other hotel services in total?

No, room 2.5k, Gia 2.5k, second girl 5k. Total 10k

[Meursault]

I suppose the key appeal to these high end girls is that punters know they fuck less men.

The physical reality is that none of these girls look any better or give any better service than say Lucy Mayer or whoever one's favourite girl is.

As a person, there is absolutely no way, even if I won the Euromillions, I would pay £600 let alone £2500 for a fuck. Fucking is not an elite sport.

However, some people get as much pleasure out of feeling artificially special/elitist as they do the sex. Good for them I guess. Getting pleasure is the name of the game.

[di.kay]

Thank you for your insight on this man!
I think your reviews are an interesting information source!
I also agree that most do not punt at this price range!
However, if you are considering  a duo/mmff booking at some point ,
pm me to discuss!

[puntingpumping1920]

Hmm.. The agency mentioned in this review External Link/Members Only

has the same number as this ad on uescort External Link/Members Only

 
Escort Agencies use uescort to promote their girls
 
This uescort ad has the same number as allstarsescorts
 
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[jakesurrey7]

 
Escort Agencies use uescort to promote their girls
 
This uescort ad has the same number as allstarsescorts
 
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One would think that a high end agency such as mentioned by the OP wouldn't need to advertise on uescort though. Just my 2 cents.

[Blu007]

No, room 2.5k, Gia 2.5k, second girl 5k. Total 10k

Ok thanks for confirming. Fair play if you enjoy spending once in a while on a high level experience and it's interesting to get your take on the scene and hopefully more detailed reviews to come.

[tintin100]

Not buying it. Just say you are a very successful  portfolio manager for a hedge fund and make 5 million a year, would you spend that kind of money and be on here ?

[The Night King]

" Had to sign a NDA, so I have to be really careful if i decide to write a review."

I'm not sure signing an NDA with Sergei is very smart. Even if you got to shag Amber Gill from Love Island! 

Even assuming the contract has mutual indemnity did you give Sergei your personal deets? There's a reason OPs have burner phones

I suppose it gives new meaning to the legal term "Equitable relief" 

[yesbby]

I'm imagining the amazing looking pussy on this offsite girl

[Jerk Chicken]

Thanks for the review @Smartcookie

Sounds like you had a great evening including your NDA p4p.

Whilst I get this review will boggle some providing they are genuine then we should all welcome new intel. Makes the forum stronger and more interesting for the punter.

I never quite get why a forum such as this would want to criticise how much punters pay. Was reading a piece yesterday from Tiger Woods former mistress. New documentary out shortly. She openly talks about the sums Tiger blew on WGs c£100k. With his bank balance that was peanuts.

Not saying OP is at Tiger Woods level but £2,500/ph could still be a blip.

[Bucket99]

Good for you mate spending your £££ as you see fit and and also providing us with a window into a world most of us will never know.

I spent £3k on 13 punts in the second half of 2020 after lockdown 1 ended ranging from £70 to £500 for a threesome. Not a duff one in there and some amazing.

I earn a decent wedge and can afford this. I often plan what I might do I cash in (which might happen) and it would likely be a weekend in a luxury hotel with a cavalcade of threesomes, hot TS girls and some top pse talent. The rest I will just waste, to paraphrase George Best.

[Jonestown]

OWO, Sex with condom, dfk, cof, basically whatever I wanted, very friend eager girl.

So, it was a cum once service ?

[unknownpunter]

Must admit 2500/hour is insane amount of money but it’s all relative. Personally the most I go for per hour is £600 per hour. More reviews to come of these girls but yeah good on you she looks stunning.

[Helloyou75001]

OMG! I'd never be able to afford that 

I gotta do the same job as OP! What do you do?

[xyfek]

If I were making millions a year, I wouldn't bat an eyelid dropping a couple of thousands on 10/10 girls. We don't take it with us to the other side, so might as well spend it on the good things of life.

Having said that, if you're worried about girls seeing too many clients, I'm sure 10k would be enough to tempt your favourite £150/hour SP to be exclusive for 1 or 2 months. It's also probably enough to get an arrangement girlfriend on Seeking for half a year or so.

Good for you if it's pocket change, but you could get so much more value from that!

[Igor]

Interesting review, thanks. Good luck to you if you can afford it. I have a couple of Diva girls on my hotlist which will be special treats when I can get up to London. I am comfortable but far from rich and use this hobby as my only real vice. Had a look on this agency and there is a girl called Kristin @ £1000 for an hour, never thought I’d say it but I’m tempted. Would be shit to have a crap experience though. Keep sending the reviews!

[Laney08]

Fair play OP.

Glad you enjoyed it OP. Punting is a big and very varied world, and it's good to see more of the levels on UKP. Each to their own.

Too right. Bit of a view of punting from all levels and all stripes gives a nice perspective on the life. It's fucking monotonous otherwise

I appreciate you're a noob to this site but you're the only OP mentioning the punt price in the review title 

And you just happen to be the one who's paying 10x what everyone else is. Any psychiatrists on the forum care to connect these two things?

It was smart as some would just queue up to go - OMFG HOW CAN U PAY FOR THAT YOU DAFT PRICK BLAH BLAH IM POOR AND YOU'RE PUTTING ME IN THE SHADE FUCK YOU BLAH BLAH. Least this way there's some forewarning. Though no doubt the queue's still forming anyway...

[jokaa]

thanks OP, so interesting to see this level of spend and punting.

Ignore the haters who are criticising you - if you have the money then enjoy. it's all relative.

This is super interesting even from a curiosity perspective.

[magnetico]

Question about the NDA : did you have to disclose your name, and prove your identity?

[Defectul31]

Yo wtf 2500....

[bukowski]

Question about the NDA : did you have to disclose your name, and prove your identity?

you believe that story?

there's no way in heaven that story is true