"Shhhhh. Keep the noise down". Paranoid Escorts and their Neighbours?

[RedAlertTourist]

Hello people

During my last punt I had a really good time as always, with the Escort in question. Some services were excellent, some were missing, others were not on the menu but I got them otherwise.

One thing that baffled me though was this one Escort was paranoid about me making moaning and groaning noises. Despite living in a well built block of residential flats with solid walls, solid flooring and double glazing- even a telly with the music channel to block noise this one Escort kept pointing towards the ceiling and making shush gestures with her finger.

It felt stifled me not being able to make noises- I mean I wasn't shouting- it was just general "aahhhsss" "fffuuucckkk. THAT'S GOOD!".

How common is this with W/G? I hope to have a perfect punt one of these days 

[Lurtz]

I was in an "escort's" house once and she asked me to be quiet. I asked why, and she said her husband was in the next room watching football and he thought she was just an aromatherapist.

[ladyofthemansion]

I like my guys to keep a low voice when they enter my hotel rather than letting guests hear "How much is it again" or "Shall I pay you now?" But ooh ooh aahs are fine.

[Wife4rent]

I like my guys to keep a low voice when they enter my hotel.

I fancied going on tour, where is it and are your rates reasonable?

[ladyofthemansion]

I fancied going on tour, where is it and are your rates reasonable?

I tour in different places and rates reasonable but I dont see ladies. x

[Wife4rent]

my hotel.

[Nemo]

Only happened to me in massage joints where the owners don't approve.

[Lady Poppy]

Usually I'm telling myself off for being too noisy and telling the client off for making me so noisy lol.  I did recently have one who was as noisy as me and did ask him to try and be a bit quieter.  What I have found quite funny is how totally thoughtless some clients have been with regards to paying.  I have had a few want to pay me as soon as they walk through the door and the door has glass panelling in it, so you can make things out and some who have tried to pay me while in the kitchen with the curtains wide open.   I had a knock on the door last week after a client had just arrived and I tried to usher him into the lounge so I could answer it and he just stood there looking at the front door saying, 'There's someone at your door!'  'Yes, I know, now get in the lounge NOW so I can answer it!!!!'  It was just a delivery, but talk about dense!

It is lovely having an apartment to work from, but gosh having more than one room to use can be compromising.  I'll be glad when all the curtains are up and the glass frosting is finished.

[Strawberry]

When I first started I had a flat, and a very nice one, but it was a small intimate block. I had guys regularly pressing the wrong door bell, standing outside on their mobile phone shouting "Ruth which number was it?" running up the communal stairs exclaiming "Hello Ruth!" sometimes openly clutching £20 notes in their hands, shouting back "Bye Ruth" on descending the stairs. Because of the general appearance of the building they thought I was being paranoid when I asked them to be a little more discrete, however I had already been tipped off that neighbours had started to notice(and I knew you could actually hear passers by from inside the flats). I had to move eventually.

I chose my places very carefully now - soundproof and idiot proof(I say that in the nicest way).

[Wife4rent]

I had guys regularly pressing the wrong door bell

Had the same problem with a flat with an intercom, if you were running late punters would press all the buttons trying to get into the building so they could then pound on the door

I chose my places very carefully now - soundproof and idiot proof.

Sound proof you can work on, idiots will always amaze you however much you do to stop them

[smiths]

For me its about discretion, i expect it at a punt and ensure i am discrete myself.

[Wife4rent]

I recall doing a gang bang party in a Heathrow hotel, the maids did look a bit funny at me when I led a group of 12+ guys into the room.... Unfortunately the hotel had gone to using security to get to the rooms so I had to meet them all in the bar and bring them up together.

Hate to think what the noise was like and it was a tiny room

[Strawberry]

Exactly Carmen, I look at the type of people and properties nearby.  Weigh-up if they are likely to be 'sensitive', or not.

[ladyofthemansion]

When I had my Bermondsey venue the neighbours knew and were fine for 8 months. Then when the local youths threw eggs at Halloween and they landed on the wrong doors thats when they complained.

[James999]

My first one could be here to fix washing machine.
My second could be to deliver food.
My third to fit a shower.
My fourth to fix my electrics
My fifth to read the meters.

There are p;enty reasons to have lots male visitors.

Pretty porr excuses, as the reality is the Washing machine engineer is likely to turn up in a van (probably signwritten) and enetr with a bag of tools, nto how most clients turn up.
Food Delivery, they tend to dress in a particular way and drive large refrigerated vans, again not how most clients arrive.
Shower & Electrics, again usually vans and tool bags.
Reading meters, they don't stay there for 30 mins or so, and they tend to go house to house not just one house in the area.

[Strawberry]

True, but it depends on the type of place as to how discreet you can be.  Most escorts offer incalls from blocks of apartments with a common entrance so there is no way to know which flat the guys are going to.

I've only been to one incall at a WG's own house and even then I was able to use her rear entrance (oooerrr) down an alleyway from the parking area.   Mmmm great memories of the beautiful Lara of Bedford.

The best cover is to pretend to have a legitimate other profession that would have visitors coming to the girl's home such as a hypnotherapist, or a physio.

This is a bit of a myth since quite a few blokes think it's ok to let on that a prostitute works from xyz block of flats. In some places blocks of flats are anonymous, but because of this some people think that extends to other locations. It doesn't. Small blocks are the worst places to be, clients will often press doorbells asking to see lady xxxx, or to be let into flat xx. Even worse shouting into mobiles outside "XXXX what number is it again?". Privately owned flats are generally watched over. In my area they mostly do not work, but a few clients do still hold the idea that I should return to a block.

Fine and dandy, but I've not yet seen one that would work.

[Deepstroker]

Yes..i think one of the last times i punted was when i had a totally random meet with Ruth in what would have been the block of apartments she describes. Of course i am very discreet and i was not one of the fools she describes. She was a lovely lady and i note she hasnt posted for quite a while so i hope all is well with her.

[yorkshire123]

Yes..i think one of the last times i punted was when i had a totally random meet with Ruth in what would have been the block of apartments she describes. Of course i am very discreet and i was not one of the fools she describes. She was a lovely lady and i note she hasnt posted for quite a while so i hope all is well with her.

That will be because she is banned 

[Deepstroker]

That will be because she is banned 

Yes,,i noticed that having read on a little further. Still, i can vouch that when i met her, she was a lovely person and no edge to her at all. Couldnt fault her.

[greychap]

I recall doing a gang bang party in a Heathrow hotel, the maids did look a bit funny at me when I led a group of 12+ guys into the room.... Unfortunately the hotel had gone to using security to get to the rooms so I had to meet them all in the bar and bring them up together.

Hate to think what the noise was like and it was a tiny room

God what an attention seeker. The maid probably thought what a slut you were bringing up all those guys to the room. You would have been thrown out if that had happened, can not see a hotel putting up with that and knowing about it.

[The Beano]

Reminds me of the first time I saw one of my regs, she was going for the cim finish when I started being a bit noisy. She tried putting her hand over my mouth, but I thought she wanted me to suck her fingers! She told me off after for being too noisy. Next time I saw her I tried stifling it we both burst out laughing.
She's in a different flat now so I can be as noisy as I like now.
TB

[cueball]

There was a regular of mine who lived in a upstairs flat and she were bloody murder about noise, no moaning, arranging positions on the bed so it didn't squeak, I've known her put the dryer on to mask any noise, didn't stop me fucking her arse off though.
She were even worse about knocking on the door, if it were daytime it were like something out of James bond, it didn't piss me off, it made me chuckle me than anything.

[Dani]

Some flats are bloody awful and you can hear people turn over in their beds.  My last apartment was in a great area had loads of parking and was stunning inside but the whole building could hear everything you did.  I tried the TV on loud in another room with music in the bedroom but it made no difference plus you then get those who tell you they need total silence so you have to turn it all off (they tend to be the loud ones too).  I got sick of asking clients to try to be a bit quieter as some just talk very loudly or just make a lot of noise so I ended up moving as it was just too indiscreet and  I was terrified of being reported to the Landlord

The one I have now is nice but nowhere near as good as the last place but it only has 3 flats counting mine and the other two are only rented to people in full time employment so I can make as much noise as I want without anyone complaining which is a good job really considering the amount of men who stand outside on their phones shouting I am here for my appointment which number is it again (even though I have sent it via text so they could just read it) or who when open the door state rather loudly how much is it again or who press the wrong numbers on the entrance and then start shouting through the mic hello I am here to see Dani can you let me in

I can understand some girls wanting clients to be quiet as you would be surprised how many happily show no discretion on entering so can make your neighbours suspicious so they want no noise when you are inside.  I know it is impossible if you are a noisy cummer to keep quiet though so it is pointless asking. 
However some men are overly loud be they shouting down the phone so loudly you can hear them without the phone or talking as if in a very crowded pub and having to talk louder to be heard and if every client spoke with an 'indoor voice' then the girls wouldn't be so worried about it and wouldn't be asking everyone to be quiet just in case he was one of the overly loud ones.  Its not the fault of the majority of clients though yet they are the ones who will suffer due to the few who have no idea how to be discreet. 
Most girls rent the property and the majority of tenancies have a morality clause. 

[SirFrank]

Is there another 1 page thread with so many banned members?

[cueball]

Is there another 1 page thread with so many banned members?

Ha ha

Yeah Frank, there's quite a collection here, at least the arguments will be kept to a minimum