First timer… any advice?

[readingjim]

So after reading countless reviews on here for some time, I’m taking the plunge… my first punt is booked up. It’s with Apple in Milton Keynes.

Nervous as hell though. I’m not very sexually skilled, and reading some of the reviews here (I went down on her, made her cum, spun her over, did her doggie then reverse cowgirl. I made her cum again then on to mish and when I’d done her legs were shaking!).

These girls are sexual Olympians, right? How do you calm your nerves and how do you deal with not being very good at sex?! Hurts to admit it but there it is! I’d love to go down on her but honestly, my partner hates it so I’ve not had much practice!

I can’t be the only one here who’s not an accomplished swordsman!

[lewisjones23]

do you really believe that punters are making these girls cum multiple times?

[RandomGuy99]

Best thing to do is tell them it's your first time. They'll take the lead and get you started. Most good SPs will be happy to help you successfully enter the world of seeing escorts. The SP may ask what you like and don't like or what you'd like to do that maybe you haven't done before.  Go with it.

Don't believe everything you read in reviews on here. Be you. Enjoy the things you like doing. Don't feel you need to compete with previous reviewers.

It's your first time so things may not go exactly as you're expecting. Don't worry about that. It's a learning curve.

The main thing I got told by first SP was just relax and be in the moment.

Enjoy yourself and don't feel pressured to write a review of your first booking. Get some under yiur belt and see how you go.

p.s. I wouldn't got advertising future bookings on here as the SP may be on here reading your comments and be able to identify you

[hendrix]

I've been punting happily for well over 30 years and have never made a WG cum. It's completely irrelevant to this hobby imo. If it matters to you, then any good WG will provide an Oscar level performance to leave you happy.

[ProjectFun]

I always get nervous,it's the fear of the unknow I think but also part of the thrill of punting and most times the Sp will be lovely and put you at your ease straight away.Just go with the flow and enjoy it,any good Sp will be happy to guide you.

[lewisjones23]

I've been punting happily for well over 30 years and have never made a WG cum. It's completely irrelevant to this hobby imo. If it matters to you, then any good WG will provide an Oscar level performance to leave you happy.

I punt for my pleasure, not a WG's

Literally on interest in making a WG and if/when they start with the fake noises etc I've asked them to stop, doesn't turn me on in the slightest, its annoying and distracting it anything

[readingjim]

Thanks guys; appreciate the feedback. I guess I’ll come clean at the start and hope she’s empathetic!

[hendrix]

I punt for my pleasure, not a WG's

Literally on interest in making a WG and if/when they start with the fake noises etc I've asked them to stop, doesn't turn me on in the slightest, its annoying and distracting it anything

Exactly 

[pbrown355]

Good luck. Write a review if you feel happy to do so. It doesn't really matter if it goes well or badly, we still want to know about it. If it doesn't go perfectly you may also get some advice to help the next time.

[pythondan]

You are visiting a working girl for your pleasure not hers so focus on what you would like to get out of the meeting.

I must admit that when a girl seems to be enjoying a meeting it is a real turn on for me but I don't worry about whether it is genuine or acted.

I would go into the meeting with an idea of what you would like to do and then go with the flow. Also don't expect the girl to be a mind reader so tell her when you want to move from oral to sex, change position etc.

Don't take it too seriously or beat yourself up if it does not go exactly as you hoped. Also don't be concerned about being judged by the girl. Most would rather have a gentle, relaxed time than be pounded until their ears drop off. I have had several punts where for various reasons my performance has been pretty woeful and, with one exception in a long closed parlour, the girls have been kind and understanding.

Finally make sure you really want to do this and let the genie out of the bottle - it's addictive!

[mrfishyfoo]

So after reading countless reviews on here for some time, I’m taking the plunge… my first punt is booked up. It’s with Apple in Milton Keynes.

Nervous as hell though. I’m not very sexually skilled, and reading some of the reviews here (I went down on her, made her cum, spun her over, did her doggie then reverse cowgirl. I made her cum again then on to mish and when I’d done her legs were shaking!).

These girls are sexual Olympians, right? How do you calm your nerves and how do you deal with not being very good at sex?! Hurts to admit it but there it is! I’d love to go down on her but honestly, my partner hates it so I’ve not had much practice!

I can’t be the only one here who’s not an accomplished swordsman!

Everyone here was a newbie and like you had their doubts and fears.

As others have said this is about you not the lass. If you want to lick pussy then do so. FWIW if you want to play scrabble do so. To the lass you should be just another cock albeit, with repeat business, a cock that could be paying for her, rent, nails, hairdo etc etc.

Best advice is be honest with her tell her what you want to do and then see what happens.

Happy punting MrR. 

[scouting]

rj, Apple has been a pro for more than 15 years at more than one agency, I was a regular in her first 4 or 5 years. She will know how to make you feel like a king.

[Jonestown]

rj, Apple has been a pro for more than 15 years at more than one agency, I was a regular in her first 4 or 5 years. She will know how to make you feel like a king.

+1 Apple is the business, tell her its your first time with an SP and she will take care of you, you won't be disappointed, just make sure to ask her to go slow..

[Charliehutton]

Don't take it too seriously

Splendid advice, Python! It's only a bit of fun, after all.

[GoodLookinGuy]

Be clean and well groomed, take a shower there if offered one. Be polite, be respectful. Be clear about what you are looking for in advance in the way of services. Give her the payment at the first opportunity, don't make her ask for it. Don't tell her you love her or ask to date her. Don't ask her any personal questions, "what's your real name ?" "Why do you do this ?" etc. After that just try to relax and enjoy it, she will only be interested in your pleasure. After all that's what she is getting paid for.

[maybe]

Seeing apple from Hod on your first punt will be a good choice, can't go wrong seeing her. Plenty of advise in the thread, be clean, pay early and have a quick shower anyways.

[Charliehutton]

Be clean and well groomed, take a shower there if offered one. Be polite, be respectful. Be clear about what you are looking for in advance in the way of services. Give her the payment at the first opportunity, don't make her ask for it. Don't tell her you love her or ask to date her. Don't ask her any personal questions, "what's your real name ?" "Why do you do this ?" etc. After that just try to relax and enjoy it, she will only be interested in your pleasure. After all that's what she is getting paid for.

Excellent advice, GLG. And by the way, as something of a matinee idol myself may I say you're a great looking guy

[Stevelondon]

When you first see her whatever you do, don’t say “COR”

She’s heard it a million times 😂

[Hardman123]

Be clean and well groomed, take a shower there if offered one. Be polite, be respectful. Be clear about what you are looking for in advance in the way of services. Give her the payment at the first opportunity, don't make her ask for it. Don't tell her you love her or ask to date her. Don't ask her any personal questions, "what's your real name ?" "Why do you do this ?" etc. After that just try to relax and enjoy it, she will only be interested in your pleasure. After all that's what she is getting paid for.

I second this. This is the key. Do whatever it takes to make YOU feel comfortable. If that means asking the girl to come and see you for the first time in a hotel. Do it.

I’ve just had my first experience. I was nervous and didn’t really know what I was doing. But choosing the right girl makes all the difference.

We can all get pussy but pay not to have to work for it

[speedygonzal]

Hopefully you booked 1 hour, won't be embarrassed if you cum in a few minutes.

My first time was with an escort was with a beautiful young masseuse who offered full service. let's put it this way  I couldn't confirm the FS, Basically I came almost instantly after she put her hands on my penis: dash: thank god over the years I had gotten better 

[readingjim]

Yes I booked an hour because I figured I didn’t want to feel rushed… and worse case perhaps I get a 59 minute massage too 😂

[speedygonzal]

Yes I booked an hour because I figured I didn’t want to feel rushed… and worse case perhaps I get a 59 minute massage too 😂

Don't worry If you are going to annabellasescorts they should have the same policy as HouseOfDivine of no cum limit so you should be able to cum as much as you like in 1 Hour 

[readingjim]

Still a 59 minute massage then! 😂

[Munter84]

When you first see her whatever you do, don’t say “COR”

I thought I was the first to make that joke, apparently somebody pipped me to it...

[Sinnerman10]

Hi I’m new on here I’ve been punting for about 20 years now I wanted to do a review on a wg that I see regularly can anyone help me please

[RandomGuy99]

Hi I’m new on here I’ve been punting for about 20 years now I wanted to do a review on a wg that I see regularly can anyone help me please

Go to the relevant geographic area's review section on here and hit the "New Review" and type away.

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks guys; appreciate the feedback. I guess I’ll come clean at the start and hope she’s empathetic!

You'll be absolutely fine, mate. You know roughly what she looks like and the set up there, and you'll have read the reviews of how punts can go with her. Many of us here went in blind on our first punts and it worked out OK. It's called punting for a reason.

Suggest don't say it's your first time (with an escort) unless you want to make it a thing; perhaps just that you don't have much experience. Remember it's your money and you're buying the experience you want. Enjoy.

[Sinnerman10]

Go to the relevant geographic area's review section on here and hit the "New Review" and type away.

thanks mate much appreciated

[daviemac]

Hi I’m new on here I’ve been punting for about 20 years now I wanted to do a review on a wg that I see regularly can anyone help me please

There also a good guide that will help with what needs to be included. - External Link/Members Only

It's worth noting for the first 6 months of membership reviews can be posted for bookings going back 12 months. After that it revert to the standard 6 month rule.

[Sinnerman10]

There also a good guide that will help with what needs to be included. - External Link/Members Only

It's worth noting for the first 6 months of membership reviews can be posted for bookings going back 12 months. After that it revert to the standard 6 month rule.

thanks for the advice and help

[daviemac]

thanks for the advice and help

You're welcome, that's what we are here for.

[RandomGuy99]

thanks for the advice and help

There was a recent thread on this too

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=389808.0

[daviemac]

There was a recent thread on this too

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=389808.0

There's also some inaccurate information there which only serves to confuse matters. If Sinnerman10 reads the rules and the guide to review writing then follows the instructions on the post new review page he won't go far wrong.

If he has any doubts on any point one of the mods will be happy to give official clarification.

[Sinnerman10]

There was a recent thread on this too

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=389808.0

hi also I wanted to ask how comes I can’t send anyone private messages

[RandomGuy99]

hi also I wanted to ask how comes I can’t send anyone private messages

Because private messaging is disabled for new users. Once you have made a certain level of contribution to the site and other criteria (exact criteria aren't made public - but it's probably something doesn't appear to be barking mad, follows the rules, doesn't appear to be a dick, engages with the site on a regular basis and is a regular contributor) are met then it gets enables. It's a right to be earned.

See https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=351038.0 for more info.

[daviemac]

hi also I wanted to ask how comes I can’t send anyone private messages

It's also in the rules mate, as well as the thread pinned to the top of the main board. -
Hidden Image/Members Only

There's a link to the rules at the bottom of every page. - Rules - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.

33 Access to sending Private Messages and the visibility of Members Post history have different criteria to be gained. The criteria will not be made public. Anyone attempting to circumvent the PM criteria by requesting PM’s may receive a ban.

If there's anything at all you are unsure of then ask for a mods opinion on the thread or report the post and put the querie in the text box

[Sinnerman10]

Thanks once again much appreciated

[PumpDump]

So after reading countless reviews on here for some time, I’m taking the plunge… my first punt is booked up. It’s with Apple in Milton Keynes.

Nervous as hell though. I’m not very sexually skilled, and reading some of the reviews here (I went down on her, made her cum, spun her over, did her doggie then reverse cowgirl. I made her cum again then on to mish and when I’d done her legs were shaking!).

These girls are sexual Olympians, right? How do you calm your nerves and how do you deal with not being very good at sex?! Hurts to admit it but there it is! I’d love to go down on her but honestly, my partner hates it so I’ve not had much practice!

I can’t be the only one here who’s not an accomplished swordsman!

Welcome to the exciting world of punting!

Something to be cautious about, some girls don't like reviews and don't like guys from this site. I don't know Apple so I cannot speak for her. But you might want to keep your cards close to your chest in regard to being a UKPunting member. You have already given details away which will allow the girl, if she is a member here, to link you to your UKPunting account.

[akauya]

Edited - no need as just noticed what I was about to say had been said by others before.

[macman26]

Best advice mate is find a good well reviewed British or good english Polish, tell her your 1st and a nervous as fuck.  And not worry i know easy to say that, take all tips etc, no strangers give a f*ck about your going to see a WG when your walking too.

Next make sure your 110% clean and fresh, shower gel is your pal mate.  Lastly enjoy!   

[Munter84]

I’m not very sexually skilled, and reading some of the reviews here (I went down on her, made her cum, spun her over, did her doggie then reverse cowgirl. I made her cum again then on to mish and when I’d done her legs were shaking!).

These girls are sexual Olympians, right? How do you calm your nerves and how do you deal with not being very good at sex?!

In brief, remember that comparison is the thief of joy. Enjoy yourself, ask the girl for feedback maybe, but don't try to replicate some of the Mills and Boon boddice-ripping that gets posted here - some of it is embellished or selective, I'm certain.

[Malvolio]

Make sure you cover your tracks with your partner.

[simon07]

Be in the moment and enjoy.
With time and experience you will learn how to optimise your experience and choice of WG etc.
Good luck, Apple is a wonderful guide.

[Thephoenix]

Make sure you cover your tracks with your partner.

Snail tracks????

[JAYZ]

I personally have never seen Apple in MK, but all her reviews have been positive. As others have said do not worry about stating it's your first time. My first time was with a 20 yr old British lady and she was very understanding and accommodating in spite of the 25 yr age gap and the encounter was amazing.