Writing a review is all well and good but all it tells someone is that I liked the girl. Anyway my days are nearly over.
This is not quite true, Isjustlookingforfun2. A review can include things like the cost, the services offered vs the services provided, whether she was old/young/fat/thin as described in the photo, whether her comms was efficient, whether you got the full time paid, whether her place was a shit hole with no electricity and a mattress on the floor or a swanky apartment with a glass of wine on offer. The subjective things are if you thought she was vfm, whether you enjoyed it and would return. (A lot of people put in extraneous stuff like 'most amazing ever' when they haven't had many punts to compare or call them all bloody amazing, but that is shite reviewing if it's all they say.)
So muckle up and write a couple. It won't burst a blood vessel.