Hi all,
First time posting on UKP. Apologies if this breaks rules of the site, let me know and I'll change it. December marks my 10th anniversary punting, so I decided to review all the girls I've seen. 21 of them!
Also, I'm thinking of who I should see to celebrate 10 years. Let me know any favourites? Any nationality is fine, just as long as they have decent size boobs (preferably real, but a good boob job is ok).
Hope you enjoy this, some of the girls are still active so I included links where I could. All girls were seen in Central London apart from Scarlett who was Guildford.
Sylvia @ Asian Escorts London
Sylvia was known as The Supreme at the long defunct Asian Escorts London. My first escort, she was exactly as she looked in her pictures and boasted an awesome pair of natural 34DDs, unusual for a Thai escort. She was attentive and sensuous, even if she did get embarrassed when she let out a massive pussy fart while we were doing doggy. Heard she retired and married a punter. Lucky man.
Emily @ Hot Collection
Emily got chunky in later years, and now seems to have retired, but in her heyday this Eastern European was so light I could hold her in my arms. She had fantastic DD tits and was a little pocket rocket. Highlight was her wanking me to completion and swallowing a mouthful. Smiling, she referred to my cock as “a naughty boy”.
Emmanuella @ Hot Collection
Emmanuella was a Lithuanian blonde with, you’ve guessed it, 34DD tits. When you find something you like, why change? She ran her fingertips up the backs of my legs while sucking me off, and had the filthiest look on her face. When leaving a friend of hers stood in the hallway and said hello. Looking back I should have propositioned them both. Long retired.
Stella @ Hot Collection
Stella was 5ft 3inches of busty Eastern European cuteness. Also the first time I had to phone the agency because I couldn’t find the hotel! Had to pop twice, once while we were doing doggy and then over her (34DD) breasts. She looked like Isla Fisher with dark hair and had a great expression on her face when riding me. Long retired.
Paulina @ Blue Velvet Girls
Paulina was a Polish escort with, surprise surprise, 34DD tits. These were heavenly, gravity defying tits. Full of energy, I had to stop her undressing herself as that was my job! When blowing me she made me cum so hard it shot over my head and hit the headboard! She caught the next load and asked me how I’d done that. Then laughed when I said it’s because she was so gorgeous. Saw her a couple of years later – she seemed annoyed I’d not visited sooner and was more of a clock water, but still worth the money. Retired to become a beautician I think.
Scarlett @ Cloud 9 Surrey
My first British escort, first mature escort and first with enhanced breasts (they were DDs). A redhead, Scarlett was a real laugh. Made me pop twice in 90 minutes, second time by putting her finger up my arse, only time that’s happened!
Only downside was that someone kept slamming doors in the apartment. She also escorted on SugarBabes as Red, but has since retired.
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I tend not to write names down, so there is one Eastern European cutie whose name I forget. She was lovely, and with only a C-cup! You must try new things sometimes.
Grace @ Admiral Escorts
Grace was a Romanian escort with full, blow-job lips and a 34DD chest. A little cold at first, she warmed up when I went down on her. She was the only escort I’ve ever been with who made me cum during covered oral. Not sure what she did, but it felt good! Also had to pop again over those DDs. She was talking about getting an enhancement, hope she didn’t, they hung well. Now retired.
Bethany @ Maxes Angels
Bethany was a statuesque blonde with enhanced DD tits and the best arse of any escort I’ve seen. Better still was that she let me spank it while telling me about all the bisexual threesomes she’d done with other Angels. Great memory of exploding in her mouth while she rubbed those massive tits.
Soozie @ Maxes Angels
Soozie of Maxes Angels... Of all my punts, she’s number 1. My review on %%% was taken down because they thought I was a plant or something. That’s the only written record of our encounter, the shits. Soozie was English rose beautiful, on my death bed I’ll remember her riding me! A nice set of enhanced breasts and a cute bottom, she was also incredibly bright. And seemed charmed when I asked if I could cum in her mouth. Shortly after seeing Soozie I got into a relationship, so this all stopped for a while. When I returned to punting she had retired. What I wouldn’t give for just a coffee with the lovely Soozie…
Diana @ Diva Escorts
External Link/Members OnlyMy first toe back in the water when becoming single was with the Romanian Diana. As you can see from her profile she has massive tits. When she unleashed them, I said, “Wow…”. She replied, “Yes darling, there will be more wow.” And there was. When I climaxed over her tits she squealed, “My God, you’re a fountain!”. If you like big tits, that’s the effect Diana can have on you.
Estrella @ Rosebud Escorts
Estrella was a first in that we didn’t click. She was a hotty and looked like a Romanian Penelope Cruz. She was also Diana’s one time flatmate, but didn’t have the same likeability. Still, what she lacked in attitude, she made up for in a killer body and arse that looked great as I fucked her doggy (didn’t test my luck by spanking it). Now retired.
Kassey @ Hot Collection
Continuing the actress lookalike, Kassey reminded me of a redhead Scarlett Johansson. A lively South London girl, she was training to become a fitness instructor and sported a great set of enhanced DDs. She brought a dog collar along, so I walked her around the hotel room on all fours before getting down to business. Blew my load in doggy slapping her lovely arse, then in mish, her legs in the air. Sadly, now retired.
Jayda @ Rosebud
External Link/Members OnlyJayda had been worked hard that weekend so wasn’t quite up to a passionate encounter. Her flatmates Izara and Lizzy tried to coax me into a three or foursome, but alas, funds only permitted one girl. Should have gone with Izara, although Lizzy did give me a superb handjob as she tried to tempt me. Still, the only time an escort has whipped me in my years of punting. It was rather hot. Think she may have filled out a bit now.
Tiffany @ Maxes Angels
External Link/Members OnlyFor my money Tiffany is the best girl at Maxes now. Gorgeous, with a good DD boob job and likes a hot load in her mouth. Saw her twice, the first time in a hotel, the second in her nice apartment. She has a hard to place posh voice and seems to enjoy gagging herself while blowing you. The only downside to Tiffany is she doesn’t allow fingering. For £200 an hour, I think that should be on the table if you’re well turned out. Apart from that, she’s the business.
Lolita @ Hot Collection
External Link/Members OnlyShe prefers the name Amelia, which suits her better. Amelia is a lovely, petite young lady whose moans are the sexiest I’ve heard from any escort I’ve been with. She is lovely in doggy, but when riding me, slowly sliding up and down on my pole, things got so quiet and intense she stopped as I think it was getting too “real lovemaking” for her. A lovely girl you just want to take care of.
Rose @ Maxes Angels
Another girl you want to take care of is Rose, a lovely late twenties lady. So lovely, I extended my visit by an hour, despite her having only a B-cup! But, she was fantastic to chat with. Not that she was one of those who distracts you with endless talk, she put her mouth and sweet pussy to good use. What Rose lacked in bust size, she made up for in having a fantastic arse. Which I naughtily slipped a little finger into. She giggled. Great girl, now at Bijoux for £300, so out my price range.
External Link/Members OnlyLacreta @ Diva Escorts
External Link/Members OnlyLacreta is listed as Eastern European but is actually Italian. I have some Italian so we conversed a little in that. Her English wasn’t great, but she is hot stuff. She did everything with real energy. I finished by splashing over her lovely (midsize) boobs.
Annabelle @ 00-44.com
After a few modestly chested beauties, it was time for another DD knockout! Annabelle was a blonde bombshell from Wales who sums up the word voluptuous. Gorgeous, soft-spoken, but with a really naughty streak it was fantastic having her shove her breasts in my mouth. Annabelle also took a full load in her mouth before dribbling them onto her fantastic tits. That’s a personal favourite memory! While we lay there afterwards, she demanded I spank her bottom! Very sadly retired before I could return.
Angie @ Independent
External Link/Members OnlyI realised I’d only seen one mature escort in all my punting years, so decided to check out Angie. She’s a 5ft 10inches Aussie, who is easy to get along with and a real livewire. Should have done more with her, but was knackered after work so only managed some oral and cumming on her large tits. But, she did lick my balls like they were sugar-coated so maybe a return visit should happen!
Lydia @ 00-44.com
External Link/Members OnlyWith Annabelle sadly gone, I booked time with the lovely Lydia. Lydia is a real chatterbox, which could annoy some but I found charming. She’s also very girl-next-door pretty and petite enough that I could pick her up and walk her across the room to get her phone (while doing some rude things). Not as naughty as Annabelle (who she duo’d with for some lucky punters), but a relaxing girl to spend time with.
But, who should be 22nd? Suggestions welcome!
