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Offline tightfoot69

Katie Price

Love her latest boob job

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Was thinking the same. I have never been a big fan of hers but would love a 1 hour incall with her.

Offline mh

Was thinking the same. I have never been a big fan of hers but would love a 1 hour incall with her.

A bouncy castle would be cheaper to hire. And would be sexier. And have a personality.  :sarcastic:

Offline Punterperson1971

A bouncy castle would be cheaper to hire. And would be sexier. And have a personality.  :sarcastic:
And have less plastic 😂😂


Offline Ghost89

Was thinking the same. I have never been a big fan of hers but would love a 1 hour incall with her.

Fucking horrible plastic faced publicity seeking cunt.
But each to their own.

Offline badsin

With Ukpunting membership at approximately 100k, it's odds on a couple of members from here have poked her?? :hi:

Offline mr.bluesky

Fucking horrible plastic faced publicity seeking cunt.
But each to their own.

That sums her up in a nutshell  :thumbsup:

Offline Thecunninglinguist

I know I probably shouldn't but when I see her I put her in the same bracket as the (in)famous Kiri.


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Avril Mathie, Australian boxer ... yet again Eddie Hearn doesn't know where to look :hi:

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Avril Mathie, Australian boxer ... yet again Eddie Hearn doesn't know where to look :hi:

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Only because the press etc are there!😃

I wouldn't say No to this:-
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Offline ulstersubbie

Davina McCall. I reckon she’d be a really good fuck.

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I would like to think so, by all accounts a real bitch off screen. Wonder what she'd be like brandishing a whip.    :wacko:

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Vorders is looking very milfy
She must be one of the fittest 61 YO burds around
& she likes a bit of leather

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Offline Ghost89

I wouldn’t say no but she has had a lot of work done.


Offline MrMatrix

Vorders is looking very milfy
She must be one of the fittest 61 YO burds around
& she likes a bit of leather

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Not only that she likes sex with variios suitors and NSA. Top girl :hi:

Offline mr.bluesky

A qualified pilot too, does a lot of work for RAF charities. What's not to like about her.  :thumbsup: she's on twitter a lot too bashing the tories,  she keeps going up in my estimation
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Offline mr.bluesky

 I bet she doesn't play the wong note very often  :D ( sorry couldn't resist)

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Top girl indeed
I'd wager she's a fully fledged member of the mile club
Wing Commander

A qualified pilot too, does a lot of work for RAF charities. What's not to like about her.  :thumbsup: she's on twitter a lot too bashing the tories,  she keeps going up in my estimation

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Dont give up the day job  :D

I bet she doesn't play the wong note very often  :D ( sorry couldn't resist)

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She is 61
Hard to tell from photos but i would have put her early 50s
She'll sleep well tonight knowing that you are available  ;)

I wouldn’t say no but she has had a lot of work done.

Offline A Decent Fist

Lara Pulver, who plays a surgeon in new ITV hospital series Maternal.

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Offline JontyR

Lara Pulver, who plays a surgeon in new ITV hospital series Maternal.

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And she played Irene Adler in Sherlock. Adler was a dominatrix in that adaptation.

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Suppose i could give her a pulverising
Where's me coat  :D

Lara Pulver, who plays a surgeon in new ITV hospital series Maternal.

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Offline Ghost89

She is 61
Hard to tell from photos but i would have put her early 50s
She'll sleep well tonight knowing that you are available  ;)

She knows I am! She won’t leave me alone! She’s a constanent nuisance!

Offline mr.bluesky

Suppose i could give her a pulverising
Where's me coat  :D

Don't give up your day job  :D


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Didnt Miss Cleese have some model or actress mum?, looks lovely and shes in a revamp of fawlty towers with her dad!...

Offline RandomGuy99

Didnt Miss Cleese have some model or actress mum?, looks lovely and shes in a revamp of fawlty towers with her dad!...
Why did they have to do a revamp of fawlty towers?

This could be bad. 

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It might work quite well we'll just have to see!

Pity him from Barcelona isnt around on it!

Offline mr.bluesky

Why did they have to do a revamp of fawlty towers?

This could be bad.

Surprised that they only made 12 episodes of the original series. I think some things are better left as it is. It will probably be too tame if re made , mustn't upset the snowflakes . You certainly wouldn't be able to have an episode like the one with the German guests ( starting the war)
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Offline ulstersubbie

Surprised that they only made 12 episodes of the original series. I think some things are better left as it is. It will probably be too tame if re made , mustn't upset the snowflakes . You certainly wouldn't be able to have an episode like the one with the German guests ( starting the war)

Totally agree, some programmes should never be remade or revived. Think New Avengers (an absolute travesty apart from Joanne Lumley of course).   :hi:

Offline mr.bluesky

Totally agree, some programmes should never be remade or revived. Think New Avengers (an absolute travesty apart from Joanne Lumley of course).   :hi:

Not as bad as the remake of The Equalizer TV series now with a woman playing the part. She looks more like a school teacher ffs  :dash: The film versions with Denzil Washington are good but whatever possessed them to make a TV series with a woman playing the title role   :dash:
The return of the Saint with Ian Ogilvy playing the part made famous by Roger Moore is also a travesty. Re makes are never as good as the originals.
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Offline Punterperson1971

Sherrilyn Speid
This was the woman who almost ran over a protester last year as she was late taking her son to school and they wouldn’t move out of her way,I found her very attractive and maybe she would or wouldn’t make a good wg

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Offline mr.bluesky

Not a fan of her music but Shannia Twain, yeeeeehaaaa   :D

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Offline MrMatrix

Not a fan of her music but Shannia Twain, yeeeeehaaaa   :D

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If only that was a real picture. Imay be tempted to have it as my screen saver :D :D :D

Offline mr.bluesky

If only that was a real picture. Imay be tempted to have it as my screen saver :D :D :D

I googled Shania twain nipple slip and that's what came up, I do believe it is genuine  :unknown:
( or a genuine fake  :D)
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Offline sparkus

I googled Shania twain nipple slip and that's what came up, I do believe it is genuine  :unknown:

That don't impress me much :D