~ Miss Tanya ~ Southampton

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Had many great punts recently thanks to my discovery of UKP, so instead of starting off all fluffy, i'll post my only neutral to date

1hr Booking - £100

Firstly, I tried to book Tanya a good year ago, sorted time and address, got to the area, tried to contact her (text & phone) and......nothing - this remains the only time this has happened to me, so have been fairly lucky. Got a text back 30mins later saying sorry, blah blah, landlord fixing boiler, blah blah.

Anyway, the actual punt...

Comms: Good, last minute booking, called, assumed she was the one i talked to, i was pulling up at the street 1.5hrs later. Actually got the house number back quickly this time!

Location: Big (ish) House just off the Avenue, plenty of on street parking outside and a few minutes walk away (although may get harder to find spots in an evening)
The room it happened in was quite small and stuffy though. Almost certain it's shared with others, sure i heard doors closing and voices

The Girl: Tanya is a very pretty young woman, mid 20's (wouldn't argue against her AW age of 24) personal rating i'd say at a high 7/10. She is carrying slightly more weight then her scarce profile pics may suggest, but you certainly wouldn't class her as anywhere close to overweight. Her accent is as sexy as fuck though. Nice tits

The Punt: Spent 5 mins sorting her music out whilst i lat there face down, butt naked on the bed, she was apolgetic, but it was slightly annoying
Now i've never had a professional message in my life, let alone from an Escort, but as far as i can tell, it was very good! Relaxing and all parts of the body massaged. There was small talk during, no discussing Tolstoy or the great works of Tchaikovsky, but i'm sure we covered the weather a couple of times, i.e. i suck at small talk.
She seems to have a routine, so after 15mins i was asked to flip over and she started on the front. After about 10mins the HJ started, then on with the mac and covered BJ - i've never had one covered before and i'm not particularly a fan (but this is in her profile, so can't complain) then she hoped on top and gave a half hearted ride. I can almost forgive her as it was bloody hot, so was hard work. She kept stopping. I was getting close though, so off she jumped and finished me with a HJ, still covered.

Now, my time keeping is shit at the best of times, i always lose track of it, but i'd left my phone in the car and there was no clock on view. She cleaned me up, we chatted for a few more mins, whilst she was getting her things together to signify the end of the punt (in my head anyway) and i left. When i got back to the car, turns out it was 40mins and this (and my previous failed punt) is the main reason for the Neutral review - I'm a placid bloke, would consider myself a 'nice guy' and i felt she had taken slight advantage of the fact i was so compliant and i was gently coerced out before time by quite some margain. I accept this is alot my fault, I've paid for the time and I should be keeping track of it better, but as i said, my phone was in the car

It's Neutral and not Negative because she is very pretty, friendly, it was a very hot day, so we were both lacking energy and I need to take some responsibility for the punt ending early, plus her massage is the nuts...