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Author Topic: X Chardonnay X - Birmingham (May 2020)  (Read 4883 times)


63 review(s) for X Chardonnay X (58 positive, 4 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Dalmore62

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I knew Chardonnay for over 5 years as a client.
The first 3 years were great, but they were only 1-2hr bookings in her apartment.
Over the last 2 years our booking periods increased to 5 hr in calls or 3 days away either in uk or abroad destinations.

If you decide to take Chardonnay to a restaurant, then don’t bother. Whenever I booked a restaurant I would agree it with her after she reviewed the menus. Every time we ate out she would order her food and decide she didn’t want it when it arrived. This happened on 3 occasions until I decided not to waist money & food, 3 strikes and out!
I really do believe she has a security issue, in that when she’s out in a restaurant she gets anxious and paranoid, if that’s not true then she just likes waisting other people’s money.

1st time we went away for 3 days, I paid her cash upfront which she left in her apartment before we left to travel 3 hours to the destination. On arriving and booking in, we went to the room to unpack.
She then told me she was on her period, fucking gutted was an understatement.
As I am a gentleman, I went with it. Made me feel sorry for her after she broke into tears.
There was no intimacy through out this booking. As I was worried about her high risk of contracting HIV and then passing it on due to her bleeding.
Wasted 3k!!!

2nd time we went away for 3 days, we went to Amsterdam, there I learned she had a dependency on cannabis, she just could not stop smoking the stuff in that on the evenings she was too waisted to have any play time.
Another waisted 3k!!!

Conversation with her is an effort, she is not educated, therefore can’t talk about anything interesting other than herself, her other clients or her Twitter. On that note, be careful if you are on her Twitter as she uses it to wind you up with her other clients and promotors.
She may also ask you to do a favour by asking you to take a couple of pictures of her for her Twitter page, if you agree she will ask you on more occasions in that one booking I waisted 2 hrs doing a photo shoot, it was fun at the time until one of her other clients contacted me on Twitter and told me this is her game to use clients booking time to do content for her so she can earn more money on her onlyfans. What a user!!

She is also a closet racist, don’t like Black men & Muslims. But she don’t mind them as paying punters.
Makes insensitive comments about foreign people especially insensitive to me being a British Indian who’s family emigrated to the UK

Be awear not to tell her anything about yourself as she will use it...We fell out in the end, in that she threatened me by mentioning my children and insinuated something bad was going to happen to them, all because I gave her a Negative on AW.
I deleted the comments due to her threats after having her investigated, they are empty threats as she has no backup, only knows a couple of petty street drug dealers who are nothing to worry about, nobodies like herself.

She is now being in investigated by HMRC for tax fraud and the police for working over the COVID lockdown periods, as I booked her 4 times during the first UK lockdown where I saw her bin half full of condoms and wipes so she was seeing others too.
So beware when visiting her that she is now under surveillance.

She certainly is not as she advertised
Not a High Class Escort !
Mutton dressed up as Lamb!!

Keep it Short & Sweet.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2021, 07:00:19 pm by Dalmore62 »
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Offline DevilD

This is a very disturbing review......especially as all your posts are about Chardonnay.....I wonder
« Last Edit: April 15, 2021, 07:03:53 pm by DevilD »

Offline alabama1

If you are looking for a shoulder to cry on, you could do better than look for it on here. :hi:

Offline CoolTiger

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Dalmore, WHEN did THE ABOVE meet take place?

Also, when was the last time you saw Chardonnay?

Offline alabama1

This is a very disturbing review......
Its not a review , and not helpful, unless you were planning on taking her away for 3 days.

Offline Cryton123

This’ll be a juicy thread  :lol:

I have to ask, why did you keep booking her if she was clearly taking the piss out of you?


Offline Wood2017

Its not a review , and not helpful, unless you were planning on taking her away for 3 days.

In the OP's defence Alabama you literally commented earlier to him today '15k and not one review. Thanks for fuck all' in another post.

He's been a member for less than a week. If you're going to bait him into leaving a review about Chardonnay (which you did just 2 hours earlier) why then instantly dismiss it when he attempts to post/contribute one? 

Whether what he says is accurate or tinted by EAS is anyone's guess, but he's done as you asked and getting pelters for it either way now  :unknown: 
« Last Edit: April 15, 2021, 07:17:37 pm by Wood2017 »

Offline richjones

All I can say is more fool you. Expensive lesson. Learn from it.

Offline Steve1961

Very disturbing review. Your last AW review was negative and FB was removed in May 2020.
All of your other reviews are positive including your 3 day trips away. Chardonnay leaves positive FB for you each time.
I was also told by C that she uses an implant contraceptive. A common side effect is that she doesn't have periods so...
Your review isn't a review. It reads like a moan and groan.

Offline Brumish

Right that's it. No more food for her from me :)

Offline Dalmore62

Agreed  :thumbsup:

Money is no object to me, it was all pocket change.
But at least your all warned now and you know  ;)
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Offline Dalmore62

Very disturbing review. Your last AW review was negative and FB was removed in May 2020.
All of your other reviews are positive including your 3 day trips away. Chardonnay leaves positive FB for you each time.
I was also told by C that she uses an implant contraceptive. A common side effect is that she doesn't have periods so...
Your review isn't a review. It reads like a moan and groan.

2 years ago she forgot to renew it, so she came back on.
She had to wait for the new one to kick in.
Well that’s what she told me, so you saying she lied? :unknown:

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Offline wolves lad

Fuck me I’ve never read such bull.

Shocking thread...!

Offline Wood2017

Agreed  :thumbsup:

Money is no object to me, it was all pocket change.
But at least your all warned now and you know  ;)

OP i've defended you (to a degree anyway lol) a few posts up but comments like those in bold aren't going to endear you to many.

If you're fortunate to have endless finances good for you, it's none of our business, but try not to flaunt it at others expense. 

Offline Dalmore62

This’ll be a juicy thread  :lol:

I have to ask, why did you keep booking her if she was clearly taking the piss out of you?

Like I said first few years were good....This all happens in the last 2 years, when I realised she was taking the piss.
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Offline Dalmore62

OP i've defended you (to a degree anyway lol) a few posts up but comments like those in bold aren't going to endear you to many.

If you're fortunate to have endless finances good for you, it's none of our business, but try not to flaunt it at others expense.

Fair enough  :thumbsup:
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Offline Steve1961

2 years ago she forgot to renew it, so she came back on.
She had to wait for the new one to kick in.
Well that’s what she told me, so you saying she lied? :unknown:
Who is lying? You? Her? She told me in the Spring of 2019. You have left positive reviews throughout until your last one almost a year ago. What I am calling you out on is that in your review you are now saying that your trips away which on AW were positive are now negative so who is lying?
I suggest that you are undermining your credibility and I will take your review with a pinch of salt.

Offline Dalmore62

Yo! Y’all

I thought I was doing a review. As I believe I should share my experiences so someone else don’t get sucked in and have the piss taken out of them.

Take it or leave it!!

This ain’t a review on me
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Offline Brumish

Dude if you're able to throw away so much money, then why on earth are you going after old hags?
Consider getting yourself some younger totries off SA.

Offline Dalmore62

Dude if you're able to throw away so much money, then why on earth are you going after old hags?
Consider getting yourself some younger totries off SA.

All ready on it  ;)
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Offline pbrown355

Occasionally on here you get posters writing complete rubbish for a variety of reasons, eg being not very bright, EAS etc. I suspect EAS for this one but it's one of the worst heaps of rubbish I've read in my time as a member. The OP needs to take a good look at himself. It reads as though he is in a very bad place.

Offline Brumish

All ready on it  ;)

Good. Hope you can get someone who will be good for your needs. As you probably already know, If you go spending those amounts on escorts, they have a time/money spectrum going on so will not appreciate it.

Offline Dalmore62

Who is lying? You? Her? She told me in the Spring of 2019. You have left positive reviews throughout until your last one almost a year ago. What I am calling you out on is that in your review you are now saying that your trips away which on AW were positive are now negative so who is lying?
I suggest that you are undermining your credibility and I will take your review with a pinch of salt.

Of course she’s gonna give me a good review, she just got paid!
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Offline Dalmore62

Occasionally on here you get posters writing complete rubbish for a variety of reasons, eg being not very bright, EAS etc. I suspect EAS for this one but it's one of the worst heaps of rubbish I've read in my time as a member. The OP needs to take a good look at himself. It reads as though he is in a very bad place.

I’m fine dude, absolutely fabulous
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Offline Steve1961

Of course she’s gonna give me a good review, she just got paid!
Why did you give her good reviews if they were negative pal?

Online Punterperson1971

Could this be a disgruntled punter,expartner or a local rival trying to damage her reputation,she’s a well reviewed lady on her so I’m sitting on the fence at minute.

Offline Dalmore62

Why did you give her good reviews if they were negative pal?

Cause I had a bit of a plan...Wasn’t going to have the piss taken out me.
played her at her own game.
Let’s call it a realistic role play.

I did get back more than I lost  ;) ;
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Offline alabama1

Cause I had a bit of a plan...Wasn’t going to have the piss taken out me.
played her at her own game.
Let’s call it a realistic role play.

I did get back more than I lost ;) ;

She paid you back then, with interest  :unknown:

Offline lamboman

Could this be a disgruntled punter,expartner or a local rival trying to damage her reputation,she’s a well reviewed lady on her so I’m sitting on the fence at minute.

This  :thumbsup: bullshit review with more holes than a Swiss cheese.
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Offline Dalmore62

Dalmore, WHEN did THE ABOVE meet take place?

Also, when was the last time you saw Chardonnay?


Last time in May 2021

I was only able to register as a member this week, due to the site not allowing new ones
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Online Punterperson1971


Last time in May 2021

I was only able to register as a member this week, due to the site not allowing new ones
They allowed people to register over Christmas & new year why not register then and she’s had 36 positive reviews since 2013 so are you sure your not trying to damage her reputation.
Also please note I’ve never seen Chardonnay but she was on my HL before Covid struck
« Last Edit: April 15, 2021, 09:03:26 pm by Punterperson1971 »

Offline Dalmore62

Well I didn’t know or try over Xmas.

It’s up to you, I’ve gave you the review...It’s up to you know if you book her   :unknown:
« Last Edit: April 15, 2021, 09:13:42 pm by Dalmore62 »
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Offline Dalmore62

They allowed people to register over Christmas & new year why not register then and she’s had 36 positive reviews since 2013 so are you sure your not trying to damage her reputation.
Also please note I’ve never seen Chardonnay but she was on my HL before Covid struck

Well I didn’t know or try over Xmas.

I gave her the first Negative after 1,670 reviews on AW

I’ve gave you the review...It’s up to you now if you book her   :unknown:

Like I said ‘Keep it short & sweet’
« Last Edit: April 15, 2021, 09:25:42 pm by Dalmore62 »
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Online Punterperson1971

The review sounds more like a punter that got to close and wanted more with each visit definitely a case of EAS,then got rejected and decided for revenge.

Offline Steve1961

This smells fishier than Minna Hayley's Jack and Danny...🐠🐠

Online Punterperson1971

This smells fishier than Minna Hayley's Jack and Danny...🐠🐠
It does mate

Online Punterperson1971

Well I didn’t know or try over Xmas.

It’s up to you, I’ve gave you the review...It’s up to you know if you book her   :unknown:
Oh and it’s not exactly a review it’s a mish mash concoction of various trips with each other,and this doesn’t change my mind if I want to see her in the future as this review is definitely smelling more like bullshit with every comment made about it.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2021, 09:27:03 pm by Punterperson1971 »


Offline mr.bluesky


Last time in May 2021

I was only able to register as a member this week, due to the site not allowing new ones


Last time in May 2021. What are you a time traveller.  :unknown:  It's only April 2021 now

Offline MisterB


Last time in May 2021

I was only able to register as a member this week, due to the site not allowing new ones

 Probably the only believable part of all your posts.
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Online Punterperson1971


Last time in May 2021. What are you a time traveller.  :unknown:  It's only April 2021 now
Date Never clicked with me  :dash:

Offline alabama1

My guess is, you are living in a make belief world, spending more money than you can afford on your "girl friend"., who has since told you that it is business, not a relationship she has with you.Hence you are now broken hearted and have set out to ruin her reputation. Is that about right ?

Online Punterperson1971

My guess is, you are living in a make belief world, spending more money than you can afford on your "girl friend"., who has since told you that it is business, not a relationship she has with you.Hence you are now broken hearted and have set out to ruin her reputation. Is that about right ?
Sounds spot on

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Offline WDFORTE

I have seen Chardonnay X a few times, never reviewed as the last time was 18 months ago before joining up.  I do however; believe the review left by the OP to be sterile conjecture.  Fantasy, and as already mentioned EAS rejection.  Common sense dictates that if you've had a shit time on a punt you'd be a mug to repeat it, yet you did 3 times for 3K a go   :crazy:
Also; how would you know she is under investigation by the HMRC and the plod? did you blow her in? or is it more bollocks? (no reply necessary).  Was it necessary to mention she left the money in the flat? if that did indeed happen? were you hoping she'll get robbed now?

I apologise if it appears I'm white knighting; I assure anyone that is not the case, I've a low tolerance for malicious nonsense and I'm not far off the mark on this review.



Online Punterperson1971

I have seen Chardonnay X a few times, never reviewed as the last time was 18 months ago before joining up.  I do however; believe the review left by the OP to be sterile conjecture.  Fantasy, and as already mentioned EAS rejection.  Common sense dictates that if you've had a shit time on a punt you'd be a mug to repeat it, yet you did 3 times for 3K a go   :crazy:
Also; how would you know she is under investigation by the HMRC and the plod? did you blow her in? or is it more bollocks? (no reply necessary).  Was it necessary to mention she left the money in the flat? if that did indeed happen? were you hoping she'll get robbed now?

I apologise if it appears I'm white knighting; I assure anyone that is not the case, I've a low tolerance for malicious nonsense and I'm not far off the mark on this review.
36 positives and 3 neutrals then this review I know what I’d rather believe

Offline WDFORTE

36 positives and 3 neutrals then this review I know what I’d rather believe

Yes Punterperson1971, agree with you totally.  :thumbsup:


Offline Dalmore62

My guess is, you are living in a make belief world, spending more money than you can afford on your "girl friend"., who has since told you that it is business, not a relationship she has with you.Hence you are now broken hearted and have set out to ruin her reputation. Is that about right ?

You have a wild imagination... :D
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