Terribly sorry I don't spend as much time as you writing drivel. No need for that.
Any constructive comments please
You want constructive comments? OK, here goes:
Whoever wrote the profile is either deficient in English language skills, or thick in the head. Definitely does not read as if written by a Brit.
The profile clearly looks like it only exists to sell videos and photos: I think its a PG scam. The comment "Is Ellen available? Not for half hours and preferably not for an hour" bears this out: she doesn't want to meet anyone
My last constructive comment is - FFS stop acting like her tout