Your own dress attire when going to escorts.

[Moresomes]

Is anyone taking this thread seriously?

The prossies certainly wont be. They wouldn't care if we turned up painted green with an ostrich feather up our arses, as long as we've got the readies.

[Chorley]

Spot on!!
I love my Adidas tracksuit top and bottoms!!

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[king tarzan]

Buy Chanel Antareus next time, similar sort of talcum powder spicy scent, but lasts twice as long and is much better balanced.

 

[Winker121]

Its not a beer gut, its a six-gallon pack

Like it.

[Private Parts]

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[magnetico]

tracksuit top

It is casual smart...

Today I learned that a tracksuit is smart casual in Hounslow 

[king tarzan]

Today I learned that a tracksuit is smart casual in Hounslow 

You learn something new everyday...

[unclepokey]

I always try and look reasonably smart but not 'stand out' which means I adjust the outer layer to suit the area and time of day I'm visiting.

My experience is that being clean looking (and actually being clean) engenders greater engagement by the SP.

Finally the undies. These are crucial. One needs to look as though you mean business so at least a bit of a stiffy crammed into a pair of skimpy tangas (EG Sloggi for Men or Hom) goes down nicely I have found. The effect can also be enhanced by dropping the garment mentioned to the floor, stepping out of same and using a big toe to hike them into the air and catching them only to cast them aside before striding towards the woman and giving her a big hug and a gentle kiss to start the proceedings.

Health and Safety Warning:
The manoeuvre mentioned above is something to be practised at home (not in front of the wife) and in any event the surrounding furniture should be assessed beforehand lest the fake Ming vase or other cherished piece may be damaged.
No responsibility is taken for others attempting this.

Uncle Pokey

[django0700]

The prossies certainly wont be. They wouldn't care if we turned up painted green with an ostrich feather up our arses, as long as we've got the readies.

 

[bearcat69]

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[JonasG]

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lol.

Just make sure you are wearing clean clothes that don't smell or are old and tatty and you're fine. (Which is a normal thing to do anyway not just a punting thing) It doesn't matter if it's a hoody, a shirt etc whatever.

Some of you overthink the whole punting thing way too much.

I mean like you would for any activity in life lol. Have fresh breath, be showered, wear clean clothes etc.

[salty28]

I'm there for my time so wear what I am comfortable in. Clean jeans and t-shirt, same as i'd wear to go Tesco only difference is underwear with no holes!

[tantric talents]

only difference is underwear with no holes!

That’s clever. How do you get your legs in? 

[thor555]

If im punting straight from work then looking like an office worker cuts it for me. Just wanna be inconspicuous and generic. I dont wanna be remembered by any one at any point, on the way to the punt and on the way back.
If its not after work then a clean generic jeans and tshirt does it.
Dont care what the WG thinks to be honest, but being so generic it not gonna phase them.
If they are a good WG then im quite sure as long as you are clean ,you could look a cross between Usain bolt and Donald trump and they will still take your hard earned cash..
 

[44ster]

When I went to GFE once there was a guy wearing a British Gas uniform.

Maybe he was there to service her boiler.

[Chorley]

Maybe he was there to service her boiler.

Sounds like a porno plot. 

[scutty brown]

Maybe he was there to service her broiler.

Get it right!
by repute they're all broilers.........

[mikexxlong]

Spot on!!
I love my Adidas tracksuit top and bottoms!!

fucking hell what are you a wannabe jimmy savile



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or maybe taking a few style tips from elton?



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[Kev40ish]

fucking hell what are you a wannabe jimmy savile



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or maybe taking a few style tips from elton?



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I am sure the 80s tracksuit look really attracts the girls.

[king tarzan]

I am sure the 80s tracksuit look really attracts the girls.

Its unique and hip!!

[Kev40ish]

Its unique and hip!!

I am obviously not up with what’s hip on the street.

[king tarzan]

I am obviously not up with what’s hip on the street.

I was told that by a quite a few fashion conscious  escorts...

[Ali Katt]

or maybe taking a few style tips from elton?



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Not sure which one KT has? The Elton one is a reissue which was released in America, but possibly not widely in Europe. Different design as it omits the lettering.

[whiskyfan]

Its unique and hip!!

I was told that by a quite a few fashion conscious  escorts...

....and you believed them.

[scutty brown]

Its unique and hip!!

Hip?
Tarzan shows his age.............must have been reading Kerouac or Ginsberg again

[Ali Katt]

Hip?
Tarzan shows his age.............must have been reading Kerouac or Ginsberg again

Which ironically much like Adidas Tracksuits were hip in the 90s.

[magnetico]

King Tarzan also got a formal tracksuits for weddings

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[claretandblue]

mango man,the fact that you waddle around in a full adidas trackie at your age might explain why you have never pulled a bird 

[Hotdogboy88]

Jeans or shorts with a t shirt and trainers. Always commando. Generally gets a cheeky smile.

[hungrypunt]

whatever im wearing at the time i feel like a booking KT as im usually a last second punter

[Waterhouse]

mango man,the fact that you waddle around in a full adidas trackie at your age might explain why you have never pulled a bird 

I thought the Kouros dowsing had the chicks queuing up for him   

[Kev40ish]

I thought the Kouros dowsing had the chicks queuing up for him   

Don’t forget his tongue sticking out, dribble running out of his mouth anticipating the mango to come; for his £20 kiss test

How can anyone resist 

[OmegaRed]

Smart casual - brand chino's and a polo shirt. I think it helps with first impressions

[almalm]

Sometimes I wear a biker jacket and get the girls to wear it while I fuck them.

[bbwandy72]

Generally just casual wear - jeans and a T-shirt. I have a few music related T-shirts from niche genres which I tend to avoid when punting, just for the sake of paranoia. It's unlikely, but there are bands with sufficiently few fans that there's a slim chance they could be used to narrow down my identity.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Just dress smart casual - good shirt, chinos/trousers/good jeans, Boots/shoes.

I think it's good to make a good first impression, shows them you're clean and well kept and not some chav c*nt straight off the council estate - you know, the type that think tracksuits and trainers are smart dress. 

+1 but I do not even own a tracksuit or jeans, and never did, not had a use for them. I like corduroy. Smart casual is my everyday wear often with a silk cravat as ties are hardly ever worn now.

[scutty brown]

+1 but I do not even own a tracksuit or jeans, and never did, not had a use for them. I like corduroy. Smart casual is my everyday wear often with a silk cravat as ties are hardly ever worn now.

Corduroy? Cravat?
You're definitely reinforcing your image as a coffin dodger

[Dipper]

 

Generally just casual wear - jeans and a T-shirt. I have a few music related T-shirts from niche genres which I tend to avoid when punting, just for the sake of paranoia. It's unlikely, but there are bands with sufficiently few fans that there's a slim chance they could be used to narrow down my identity.

 

[Redbull4]

Smart casual.

Jeans, trainers and a t-shirt. What I wear everyday as normal.

Can’t pull off the causal urban/hipster look so I don’t bother.

[Ali Katt]

Generally just casual wear - jeans and a T-shirt. I have a few music related T-shirts from niche genres which I tend to avoid when punting, just for the sake of paranoia. It's unlikely, but there are bands with sufficiently few fans that there's a slim chance they could be used to narrow down my identity.

The Glitter Band?  Only joking I'm guessing something like Cannibal Corpse.

[scutty brown]

The Glitter Band?  Only joking I'm guessing something like Cannibal Corpse.

You don't see many male members of the Spice Girls Fan Club

[MaxDeane]

Exactly what I do.
Through many years of experience 100% makes a difference..
Certainly has an impact whether will receive owo and dfk..

Very much depends on the meet type, D/s I'm always smart, close to formal. GFE smart casual. First impressions are always important. Always freshly showed, shaved, well groomed, nails cut, smelling good.

[minge]

And the point of the question is?

Well, the point of the question has not been lost on the many who have contributed thus far. I have found it very interesting to read what guys turn up in.

For my part I always put on a fresh pair of undies and although I would prefer to dress smart with a good splash all over of a nice aftershave to do that is not worth the risk. So for me it’s just normal walk about stuff and clean shoes.

[minge]

Sometimes I wear a biker jacket and get the girls to wear it while I fuck them.

Thinking about it you don’t get many girls who have a biker jacket in their sex wardrobe !

[Ali Katt]

Well, the point of the question has not been lost on the many who have contributed thus far. I have found it very interesting to read what guys turn up in.

For my part I always put on a fresh pair of undies and although I would prefer to dress smart with a good splash all over of a nice aftershave to do that is not worth the risk. So for me it’s just normal walk about stuff and clean shoes.

I like a wearing a good splash on my face, preferentially during the punt.

[minge]

I like a wearing a good splash on my face, preferentially during the punt.

Chanel Spunk 

[mrdiamond77]

I usually wear t-shirt, trousers and sweater. Casual but smart.

[berksboy]

Anything i can chuck in the washing machine when i get home works for me .And then me in the shower .

[David1970]

YSL kourous works for me, even though some ladies find it extremely strong.

Do they still make that, one level below Blue Stratus and one above Brut for Men.
Are you some kind of throw back from my childhood?

[jeanphillipe]

Depends on who it is. If its ee/romanian i couldnt give a toss. Im showered but wear whatever and maybe not even groomed.

Otherwise showered, groomed and dresssed well. As i feel if you look the part, you get treated as such.