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Author Topic: Helena's adventure, Hackney - a GFE beyond excellence!  (Read 3210 times)

columbo

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Description:
- Helena isn't just pretty, she is absolutely stunning. Perfect from head to toe with that model type figure and facial features.
- Helena has the most beautiful shortish blonde hair that compliments her very sexy blue eyes. Add to this, her damn pretty face, that lovely smile and those perfectly formed sweet soft lips, and you have one gorgeous girl.
- In my younger teenaged days, I found Blondie's Debbie Harry to be the most gorgeous girl ever. I must have masturbated a zillion times fantasizing about her!
- Well, in Helena, I found a Debbie Harry lookalike from Blondie's Heart of Glass days. Yes, Helena seemed like a slimmer version of Debbie Harry.
- Age wise, I would put Helena as in her late 20s or early 30s (best age in my opinion).
- Lovely slim (but not skinny) figure, and about 5 feet 6 inches tall.
- Fully shaven down below, and extremely clean and delicious!
- No noticeable large tattoos or piercings.
- Helena is originally from Poland but speaks English as well as any local here.

Boobs:
- Smallish, as you would expect on a slim girl, but these are very nicely formed.

Attitude:
- Helena's outer beauty is matched with her inner self. She has a lovely friendly manner that makes you feel as if you have known her since long.

Accommodation quality:
- The location is closer to Clapton than actual Hackney; and this part of London is neither St. John's Wood nor Belgravia but when I was in close proximity of Helena's location, the place seemed nice and peaceful.
- The apartment was small but was clean and well presented. The bathroom was top quality as was the shower.

The build-up:
- I read some excellent reviews of Helena and decided to see her without delay.
- We exchanged some very friendly messages over Twitter and it was then just waiting a week or so before the actual date.

The encounter:
- I knew Helena was a GFE and a purely GFE girl, so my expectations were pretty much based on the GFE.
- As is now usual, I arrived at the location on time, and was welcomed at the door by Helena. My first impressions were wow, she's gorgeous!
- My typical hygiene routine i.e showering, mouthwashing, etc. was followed by some friendly chat before things progressed slowly but surely.
- I simply adore passionate kissing, and so my encounter was filled with lovely sensual and very passionate french kissing.
- The whole encounter was slow, sensual and highly erotic. It was like I had Helena for the whole day.
- We had oral both ways. Being a hygiene freak, I was hoping to receive oral without, and without hesitation, Helena provided me with a lovely wet and nicely paced uncovered blow job.
- Helena was extremely responsive to my oral efforts on her, and I could notice this.
- I spent about two thirds of my time having top quality sensual foreplay followed by intercourse in three of my favourite positions. Helena was just fabulous in cowgirl, but the ending, as almost always for me, was in missionary whilst passionately deep kissing Helena.

Special remarks / highlights / stand-out moments:
- Stunning looks, especially if you have a preference for beautiful blue eyed blondes.
- No clock watching.
- Excellent chemistry making us click instantly.
- Very clean and fresh smelling.
- Best mannerisms and communication.

Other points:
- Helena loves to make love in a slow, sensual and passionate way so please don't expect a rough bed shattering and a very noisy screaming session with her.

Worth repeating?
- The question is how many times again!

Overall score:
9.5/10 (based on very strict overall criteria)

Just one more thing.....Helena can produce amazing genuine orgasms. Just be as skilled as I am with my tongue and you'll find out!
« Last Edit: September 16, 2015, 12:57:37 am by columbo »

password02

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Good review - Brings back memories with her and elle -

I did promise to do a solo before end of the year so will try and arrange a session soon.


columbo

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Good review - Brings back memories with her and elle -

I did promise to do a solo before end of the year so will try and arrange a session soon.

Password, thanks. I would say Helena is the type of girl who you wouldn't want to share with anyone else. You must do a solo with her.

Offline claretandblue

Detailed review,how was her banter and did you prefer her to khloe?  :D

columbo

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Detailed review,how was her banter and did you prefer her to khloe?  :D

There was no banter. Khloe? You probably mean Monique. Both girls are good in their own way.

Sylvester

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There was no banter. Khloe? You probably mean Monique. Both girls are good in their own way.

He is saying that he thinks you are previously banned member Pdubz.  I think it's doubtful personally.

I like how your review has its own sub-heading for 'boobs'.  You don't see that often.  :)
« Last Edit: September 16, 2015, 08:51:33 am by Sylvester »

Eastend69er

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Just one more thing...
Excellent use of the catchphrase!


Sylvester

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Just one more thing...
Excellent use of the catchphrase!

I missed that...  Nice touch.

Offline lewishamguy

There was no banter. Khloe? You probably mean Monique. Both girls are good in their own way.

Come on Pdubz.  Don't pretend that you didn't meet Khloe.

 :sarcastic:

columbo

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Come on Pdubz.  Don't pretend that you didn't meet Khloe.

 :sarcastic:

I find this mistaken identity business quite amusing!

columbo

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How do I find this pbuds posts? He is no longer in the members list? I want to know what's all the fuss about this banned member.

Edit: I found one of this guy's reviews. Yes, I see the banning reason and all those identities. I wouldn't keep coming back if I wasn't welcome. What's the point of getting insulted like this?
« Last Edit: September 16, 2015, 09:09:36 am by columbo »

Offline PLeisure

What's the point of getting insulted like this?
Some people - not directing this at you - just love the attention. Even when they've been banned several times. Pdubz (kingsman, and several more pseudonyms), Abdul X.... they're all returning members. Until the forum uncovers their sorry ragged asses. Which usually doesn't take long.
Myself, I'd suggest your writing style is a bit more closer to the recently departed Marty McFly.... without the histrionics  ;)

columbo

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Some people - not directing this at you - just love the attention. Even when they've been banned several times. Pdubz (kingsman, and several more pseudonyms), Abdul X.... they're all returning members. Until the forum uncovers their sorry ragged asses. Which usually doesn't take long.
Myself, I'd suggest your writing style is a bit more closer to the recently departed Marty McFly.... without the histrionics  ;)

When I mentioned "what's the point of getting insulted like this?", I was referring to Pdubz coming back again and again and getting insulted by being banned. I am treated well here and not at all feel insulted. 

A lot of people have similar writing styles, but this does not mean we are all previously banned punters. After all, we are all writing in English. All I can do is to pray for all the departed souls such as Pdubz, Kingman, McFly, Uber X, Abdul, etc. May they rest in peace and not come back in any form of reincarnation!

columbo

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Come on Pdubz.  Don't pretend that you didn't meet Khloe.

 :sarcastic:

May I recommend a colleague of mine at the LAPD who is almost equally as capable as me. He is able to sniff out people with false identities.

Offline lewishamguy

May I recommend a colleague of mine at the LAPD who is almost equally as capable as me. He is able to sniff out people with false identities.

There's a least possibility (0.01%) that it's your first time in this forum.  :rolleyes:

columbo

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There's a least possibility (0.01%) that it's your first time in this forum.  :rolleyes:

Sir, have my posts upset you in any way? I am not some old banned poster. Even if I was, have I been unkind towards you? What's the matter? Instead of appreciating the review and commenting on it, you have diverted attention unnecessarily.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2015, 12:13:33 pm by columbo »

columbo

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Sorry, duplicated post. Therefore deleted / edited.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2015, 12:21:20 pm by columbo »

Offline claretandblue

How do I find this pbuds posts? He is no longer in the members list? I want to know what's all the fuss about this banned member.

Edit: I found one of this guy's reviews. Yes, I see the banning reason and all those identities. I wouldn't keep coming back if I wasn't welcome. What's the point of getting insulted like this?
You haven't been insulted....

columbo

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You haven't been insulted....

Of course not. I was referring to this pdubz guy, as to why he keeps coming back, gets banned again and again and gets insulted in this way.

Offline lewishamguy

Sir, have my posts upset you in any way? I am not some old banned poster. Even if I was, have I been unkind towards you? What's the matter? Instead of appreciating the review and commenting on it, you have diverted attention unnecessarily.

We've had many newcomers, joining here they tried to get more attention with well-written, enlightened reviews. But didn't last that long once they're exposed.

 :rolleyes:

columbo

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We've had many newcomers, joining here they tried to get more attention with well-written, enlightened reviews. But didn't last that long once they're exposed.

 :rolleyes:

Thanks for the clarification.

treetops

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It's not up to me to judge reviews here (being new and I have not written any reviews yet..) but the first thing I thought while reading the review - This reads like it's been written by a (working) girl?
« Last Edit: September 25, 2015, 11:13:55 pm by treetops »

columbo

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It's not up to me to judge reviews here (being new and I have not written any reviews yet..) but the first thing I thought while reading the review - This reads like it's been written by a (working) girl?
I wish I was a working girl. They make a lot of money these days.

Offline PLeisure

That's exactly what Marty would say.

Maybe you're his twin brother..  :D

Distraction

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Thanks for the review. Hot listed.

columbo

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That's exactly what Marty would say.

Maybe you're his twin brother..  :D

No, we are quadruplets. My mother gave birth at the same time to marty, pdubs, west8 and Uber. Oh, and we are all identical quadruplets, only our mother can tell us apart!!!!!


Offline claretandblue

No, we are quadruplets. My mother gave birth at the same time to marty, pdubs, west8 and Uber. Oh, and we are all identical quadruplets, only our mother can tell us apart!!!!!
You are nothing like old westie bless him but seem very similar to marty

vw

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No, we are quadruplets. My mother gave birth at the same time to marty, pdubs, west8 and Uber. Oh, and we are all identical quadruplets, only our mother can tell us apart!!!!!
My favourite Marty post, quite why you would say this to an escort you never met ?

All I can say is farewell and look after yourself. One day you will be a married woman, so please don't forget to invite me to the wedding. I promise not to behave like an unstable person!

I wish you all the hapiness you deserve.

Best regards,

Marty

treetops

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I wish I was a working girl. They make a lot of money these days.

 ;)