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Author Topic: Valentines Rhymes Courtesy of SAAFE  (Read 3616 times)

DoberManic

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For those fluffy fuckers seeing WG's today  :rose:

Here's a stark reminder of what they really think of us, courtesy of the vipers at SAFFE

Jessica201:

roses are red
violets are blue
give me your money
and i'll pretend to like you


Iluvcats:

Roses are red
The leaves are green
All you fuckwits to us
Are an ATM machine

Poppy_xx:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I see a walking cashpoint
When I look at you
I'm sorry, but this really cant be a surprise
Can't you see the pound signs flash up in my eyes?


The original thread is here:  External Link/Members Only

What a bunch of money grabbing, mean, nasty, vicious, dusty phone, viper cunter, munters  :sarcastic:

justfornow

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some of them are quite funny... don't get upset, you're not paying them to love you :)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a cash point to you,
Press my buttons right and I'll cum on you.




LL

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Roses are red
Radox is blue
When you head to their bathroom
Don't you dare risk a poo.

DoberManic

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some of them are quite funny... don't get upset, you're not paying them to love you :)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a cash point to you,
Press my buttons right and I'll cum on you.

No worries... I just found it quite funny  :sarcastic:

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
This whore looks much better,
With a gob full of my goo.

 :sarcastic:

justfornow

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your profile is a lie,
So I walk on you.

Buster Bhakdoorsin

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This one by poppy is brilliant:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
It's the lube, darling, really,
Its deffo not you.


these are mine:

Roses are red.
Lilys are white.
Did you use mouthwash?
'Cause your breath smells of shite!


Roses are red
But that doesn't matter
You won't be getting any
'Cause you got much fatter.


Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
Fuck I'm blind.

(that last one wasn't mine! :) )
Cause you got

Offline Marmalade

Roses are nice
From someone you love
Not that prostitutes would know.

Roses are red
And so is your cunt
You've got your period
When I wanted a punt

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
Quite unlike you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Prossies are cunts
And the nice ones are few


Offline myothernameis

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've just won the lottery
fuck you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your curtains are green
Your minge stink of poo


DoberManic

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Roses are nice
From someone you love
Not that prostitutes would know.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Prossies are cunts
And the nice ones are few

+ 1000000000

 :sarcastic:

Online threechilliman

A timely reminder for those taking gifts and leaving tips what they really think.

tcm

Buster Bhakdoorsin

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I don't care what they think, as long as they suck me, fuck me and then fuck off.   :cool:


Offline Marmalade

I don't care what they think, as long as they suck me, fuck me and then fuck off.   :cool:

I'm not there as their shrink and what they think is no more my business than the daft foreigner who talks all the way through a movie I'm paying to see at the cinema.

I always greet someone with a few moments of genuine warmth: it might be a human being (about 1 in 500 punts perhaps). But most prossies sadly are not only in a rut but feel they should be applauded for sharing the 'ultimate gift' of a woman's intimate body parts.

That, of course, is prossies fooling themselves. They're not sharing fuck all, any more than they do with the gynacologist or GUM clinic swabber. Most have almost forgotten how to.

They are street walkers at heart but utterly deluded, like a beggar on the street corner who's doing so well and won't accept coins, just fivers and above please  :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: February 14, 2016, 12:34:27 pm by Marmalade »

yumyum3

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Quote
For those fluffy fuckers seeing WG's today  :rose:

Here's a stark reminder of what they really think of us, courtesy of the vipers at SAFFE

Jessica201:

roses are red
violets are blue
give me your money
and i'll pretend to like you


Iluvcats:

Roses are red
The leaves are green
All you fuckwits to us
Are an ATM machine

Poppy_xx:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I see a walking cashpoint
When I look at you
I'm sorry, but this really cant be a surprise
Can't you see the pound signs flash up in my eyes?
:lol: And the same goes for some of the others posted. Nice work, ladies, here's a couple for you:
Roses are red
And some are pink
I'll give you fifty quid
If I can put it where you stink

Roses are red
Your directions I'll follow
If for a number of quids
My mess you will swallow

etc etc

Quite a few the recently banned arseholes who were on here need to be reading the ladies' limericks: Yes Uncle Twatfart and your soppy fan club I'm talking to you  :crazy:


mikexxlong

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It makes you wonder why these fucking whores, stay being a prostitute if they detest their work & clients/customers so much
Why don’t they fuck off and get a productive “normal” job and give something back to society
Or would that be too much like hard work :sarcastic:

It’s their choice to whore themselves & be in the seedy, underbelly of society and rub shoulders with the despicable scum of the earth, the squalid ruthless whore masters & vicious criminals
And yes by being a pro$$i£ they have invited all the perverts, weirdo’s, social inadequate, & all those not exactly blessed with good looks
Briefly into their lives but they get paid very well for their “discomfort & distress”, unless their parasitic pimps etc. take most of it  :sarcastic:

If they want to be treated with respect and like a person, not with contempt. Well fucking act like a human being not like a rabid cash hungry predator, who prey on the impulses of men :diablo:

Maybe if prostitute’s, saw their work as an art form, a seductive skill to be mastered & had a professional approach to it, took pride in their skills/service, which gave them a good standard of living
Instead of treating it like a criminal enterprise and acting like desperate fraudsters, fucking over punters at every opportunity  :mad:

I could try and make sense and   analyse the deep down reasons why whores act the way they do but I can’t be arsed not to say I’m even professionally qualified to do so.

Maybe some are just inadequate greedy, hatful bitches who take out their spite on others & live out a corrupt existence, simple as that :unknown:

Offline Roth

For those fluffy fuckers seeing WG's today  :rose:

Here's a stark reminder of what they really think of us, courtesy of the vipers at SAFFE

Jessica201:

roses are red
violets are blue
give me your money
and i'll pretend to like you


Iluvcats:

Roses are red
The leaves are green
All you fuckwits to us
Are an ATM machine

Poppy_xx:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I see a walking cashpoint
When I look at you
I'm sorry, but this really cant be a surprise
Can't you see the pound signs flash up in my eyes?


The original thread is here:  External Link/Members Only

What a bunch of money grabbing, mean, nasty, vicious, dusty phone, viper cunter, munters  :sarcastic:

Nice one! :lol: :lol:

Something the luvved-up, cunt-struck prossie fan-boys should pay attention to. :dash:

But just in case in dedication to the sad twats -

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got EAS
Saving my luv for you.
:kissgirl:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I cry myself to sleep
Wanking over you.
:kissgirl:

and the prossies reply-

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You've got EAS
I'm gonna milk you
:manhater:
« Last Edit: February 14, 2016, 01:23:51 pm by Roth »

mikexxlong

  • Guest
Nice one! :lol: :lol:

Something the luvved-up, cunt-struck prossie fan-boys should pay attention to. :dash:

But just in case in dedication to the sad twats -

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got EAS
Saving my luv for you.
:kissgirl:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I cry myself to sleep
Wanking over you.
:kissgirl:

and the prossies reply-

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You've got EAS
I'm gonna milk you
:manhater:

Great stuff  :thumbsup: :lol: :lol: :D

raylondoner

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OK, my turn, based on a true story some time in the future ..........

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm looking forward
To seeing Boo Boo

 :drinks:

gotta haveit

  • Guest
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I paid how much
yet I still cant cum over you

thought i'll give it a shot

gotta haveit

  • Guest
Roses are red
Violets are blue
pornhub is down
so i guess you'll do
for an hour or two

moosehead69

  • Guest
rose are red,
violets are blue
bend over backwards
and I'll facefuck you..

roses may be red,
but violets aren't stable
bend over baby
I'll bang your ass if I'm able

LL

  • Guest
OK, my turn, based on a true story some time in the future ..........

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm looking forward
To seeing Boo Boo

Fluffy flirting doesn't go down well here!
« Last Edit: February 14, 2016, 02:07:09 pm by LL »

raylondoner

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Fluffy flirting doesn't go down well here!

Tough, or should I say GF?

Been around long enough to make my own decisions on appropriate posts!  :dance:
« Last Edit: February 14, 2016, 02:11:12 pm by raylondoner »

Offline Marmalade


Been around long enough to make my own decisions on appropriate posts!  :dance:


This is true LL. He registered years ago: and has posted a total of TWO vomit-inducing fluffy reviews.

Most of us couldn't make it up. Unfortunately one or two do.  :rolleyes:

LL

  • Guest
Tough, or should I say GF?

Been around long enough to make my own decisions on appropriate posts!  :dance:
Yep and appropriate poems for WGs, if that floats your fluffy boat.  :vomit:

raylondoner

  • Guest
Yep and appropriate poems for WGs, if that floats your fluffy boat.  :vomit:

I repeat GF!  :yahoo:

Offline cueball

I repeat GF!  :yahoo:

Gone Fishing?

Girl Friend?

Getting Frosty?

Good Fryup?

I'm struggling  :D, it's not Get Fucked surely  :D

LL

  • Guest
Gone Fishing?

Girl Friend?

Getting Frosty?

Good Fryup?

I'm struggling  :D, it's not Get Fucked surely  :D
I think he wants me to "Go Fluffy" like him! :D


raylondoner

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OK, for the less intelligent and/or mentally challenged amongst us, "GF" means go "Go Fuck"  :hi:

Offline cueball

less intelligent and/or mentally challenged

That'll be me then raymondo  :D

Offline blackburnian

OK, for the less intelligent and/or mentally challenged amongst us, "GF" means go "Go Fuck" :hi:

Cueballs mission statement  :lol:

Bb


charlie sheen

  • Guest
It makes you wonder why these fucking whores, stay being a prostitute if they detest their work & clients/customers so much
Why don’t they fuck off and get a productive “normal” job and give something back to society
Or would that be too much like hard work :sarcastic:

It’s their choice to whore themselves & be in the seedy, underbelly of society and rub shoulders with the despicable scum of the earth, the squalid ruthless whore masters & vicious criminals
And yes by being a pro$$i£ they have invited all the perverts, weirdo’s, social inadequate, & all those not exactly blessed with good looks
Briefly into their lives but they get paid very well for their “discomfort & distress”, unless their parasitic pimps etc. take most of it  :sarcastic:

If they want to be treated with respect and like a person, not with contempt. Well fucking act like a human being not like a rabid cash hungry predator, who prey on the impulses of men :diablo:

Maybe if prostitute’s, saw their work as an art form, a seductive skill to be mastered & had a professional approach to it, took pride in their skills/service, which gave them a good standard of living
Instead of treating it like a criminal enterprise and acting like desperate fraudsters, fucking over punters at every opportunity  :mad:

I could try and make sense and   analyse the deep down reasons why whores act the way they do but I can’t be arsed not to say I’m even professionally qualified to do so.

Maybe some are just inadequate greedy, hatful bitches who take out their spite on others & live out a corrupt existence, simple as that :unknown:

From my experience most of them are functioning sociopaths. This isn't really a problem if you are a punter because you can leave after an hour or so, but at some point they will dupe some poor guy (usually fairly rich)  into believing she is a "normal" person who has his best interests at heart.


willmo1

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I had something better
I wouldnt fuck you.

Offline blackburnian

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If plan A had answered her phone
I wouldn't be fucking you.

Bb

Offline Roth

OK, for the less intelligent and/or mentally challenged amongst us, "GF" means go "Go Fuck"  :hi:

Here me thinking it means Give Facial:yahoo: :yahoo: :dance: :dance:

DoberManic

  • Guest
..... If they want to be treated with respect and like a person, not with contempt. Well fucking act like a human being not like a rabid cash hungry predator, who prey on the impulses of men :diablo:
 

+100000  Well said!  :hi:

Online Poopster

Women are wicked,
Some men are hen-pecked,
You wouldn't be a hoor
If you had some self respect.

Online Poopster

Roses are nice
From someone you love
Not that prostitutes would know.


Ouch!  Proper lol at that one. :lol:

Ben4454

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Roses are red violets are blue
It seems like most WGs haven't a clue
a bait n switch a lie or two
stop suckin it in this pic aint you

This one goes out to Romanian Romona from Croydon!  :sarcastic:
« Last Edit: February 14, 2016, 08:42:40 pm by Ben4454 »

lkiu6433

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Anywhere I can find the adultwork names of these SAAFE posters so I can never inadvertently book them?

Offline webpunter

Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over darlin'
And prepare to get fisted

DoberManic

  • Guest
Anywhere I can find the adultwork names of these SAAFE posters so I can never inadvertently book them?

It's unlikely; but the point of my thread is, it's not just these girls that think of us this way,
the vast majority of WG's think of us this way!

A sobering thought for all you fluffy fuckers (myself at times included!) :sarcastic:

Sureshot

  • Guest
Anywhere I can find the adultwork names of these SAAFE posters so I can never inadvertently book them?

I reckon it would come as a nasty surprise to some, particularly those that indulge in UKE

Offline Nagilum

I love saafe, I wish I could book and review them all  :diablo:

Offline mrbluerunner

I can't say that I'm unduly bothered with the poems - as long as she does what I want when I'm paying.

Who hasn't slagged a customer/boss off after work?


vw

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I can't say that I'm unduly bothered with the poems - as long as she does what I want when I'm paying.

Who hasn't slagged a customer/boss off after work?

Not on a website the boss and all his mates frequent !

This is the pubic section not a private slagging off, no wonder the powers that be want to criminalise out hobby !

Offline blackburnian

I can't say that I'm unduly bothered with the poems - as long as she does what I want when I'm paying.

Who hasn't slagged a customer/boss off after work?

The point is with attitudes like the ones on saafe the likelihood of a good punt is fairly slim  :dash:

The guys at the BMW dealership can call me what the fuck they want when I leave - but I'm not shagging them.

Bb