Author Topic: Insults given by WGs (Read 3669 times)

Ali Katt · « **on:** March 27, 2018, 06:16:39 pm »

We've had a thread on what are largely compliments. What are the most memorable insults given to you by a WG, either in person, phone or text?

Mine was "Is that it?" after I came quick.

Littlefoot · « **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2018, 06:23:39 pm »

I remove my clothes and lie down for massage, she says "oh, you've got a hump on your back"

Same lady I was trying to find out her true age, as there was a lot of debate on here about it. So I not very subtly say "how old are you?" Quick as a flash she says "not as old as you!"

Corus Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2018, 06:40:54 pm »

£300 an hour.

brandonpete · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2018, 06:55:51 pm »

"are you in yet"...and I was right up to my balls.

Littlefoot · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2018, 06:58:56 pm »

There was a dodgy rom with the usual hot body and the typical rip off service. As soon as I popped into the condom, she jumps up, throws a box of tissues at me, hitting me in the head. She pointed to the bin and shouted at me "BIN!!" Then she held the front open with one hand and with her other hand she was spraying air freshener everywhere, like someone possessed! I was still getting dressed. Think she wanted me out asap! I don't stink by the way. That's the most insulted I've been.

winkywanky · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2018, 06:59:53 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on March 27, 2018, 06:16:39 pm

We've had a thread on what are largely compliments. What are the most memorable insults given to you by a WG, either in person, phone or text?

Mine was "Is that it?" after I came quick.

That sounds like a true GFE

bhudda · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:00:38 pm »

my forum name is the nickname given to me by a wg ... and it was due to my shape rather than the fact I've achieved enlightenment

winkywanky · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:02:35 pm »

Quote from: Littlefoot on March 27, 2018, 06:58:56 pm

There was a dodgy rom with the usual hot body and the typical rip off service. As soon as I popped into the condom, she jumps up, throws a box of tissues at me, hitting me in the head. She pointed to the bin and shouted at me "BIN!!" Then she held the front open with one hand and with her other hand she was spraying air freshener everywhere, like someone possessed! I was still getting dressed. Think she wanted me out asap! I don't stink by the way. That's the most insulted I've been.

With the benefit of hindsight, you might have said: 'well your country is such a fucking shithole, you have to come over here and let me fuck you for money, you ungrateful bitch'.

But I feel sure the gentleman in you won the day

winkywanky · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:03:24 pm »

Quote from: bhudda on March 27, 2018, 07:00:38 pm

my forum name is the nickname given to me by a wg ... and it was due to my shape rather than the fact I've achieved enlightenment

They normally charge extra for enlightenment.

bhudda · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:04:56 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 27, 2018, 07:03:24 pm

They normally charge extra for enlightenment.

I hope she doesn't take that as a suggestion

winkywanky · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:07:17 pm »

Quote from: bhudda on March 27, 2018, 07:04:56 pm

I hope she doesn't take that as a suggestion

There'll be a few people asking for their money back

peter purves · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2018, 08:33:32 pm »

" If you want a GFE then you have to do that with your girlfriend"...Oh really!!

Ali Katt · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2018, 08:38:35 pm »

Quote from: peter purves on March 27, 2018, 08:33:32 pm

" If you want a GFE then you have to do that with your girlfriend"...Oh really!!

Fucking 'ell. That could well be the most stinging so far.

timsussex · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2018, 08:39:13 pm »

she said "you came very quickly !"

Beanhead · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2018, 09:12:22 pm »

Quote from: peter purves on March 27, 2018, 08:33:32 pm

" If you want a GFE then you have to do that with your girlfriend"...Oh really!!

Flippin' heck

ViperKai · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2018, 09:17:29 pm »

Quote from: peter purves on March 27, 2018, 08:33:32 pm

" If you want a GFE then you have to do that with your girlfriend"...Oh really!!

Harsh man

Ce95 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2018, 10:47:01 pm »

Came already?! After cumming 5 secs within penetration

fairfield · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2018, 10:50:48 pm »

Being called "Baybeee" by a tiny chinese teen.

Am naked flat on the bed and she is naked sitting on my knees. She leans forward and with a coy smile runs an index finger down from my chest to my crotch crooning softly "baybeeee...."
I tell her "no, i am an old man. You are the baby." (I'm not very good at pillow talk.) But she just repeats herself and her finger action all over again.So i repeat myself. She gets angry and shouts "No, No, No. You, Baybee!"
Wg then leans forward and gets an industrial sized bog roll from the bedside drawer. She slips her left arm thru its center and rocks it back and forward - manically saying over and over again "baybee....baybee.....baybee." She stops abruptly and thrusts the palm of her right hand hard down on my belly button furiously shouting at my face "BAYBEE!"

The penny finally drops and i say "Oh, ok. Yes you're right - i'm pregnant with twins." The bloody wg laughs at her own joke so much she falls off me and hits the floor, only her legs are still on the bed.
I walked in the end, but to this day if a wg even says much as "Babe" to me - i shudder inside.

piercedtim · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2018, 10:56:12 pm »

Not sure it counts but for me it was not what was said but her expression that was the biggest insult. I was fucking her doggy and happened to look at her face in the mirror and the poor lass was chewing her gum looking totally bored out of her mind 'til she noticed me seeing her, at which point it quickly changed to one of unbridled passion. I didn't mind her looking bored but thinking I'd be stupid enough to believe she was enjoying it after seeing her being bored just shows how stupid she thought I was.

piercedtim · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2018, 10:58:54 pm »

Most insulting text I got from a WG was confirming a meet for the following week. She signed off with "C U Next Tuesday xx"

Dipper · « **Reply #20 on:** March 27, 2018, 11:05:34 pm »

Quote from: brandonpete on March 27, 2018, 06:55:51 pm

"are you in yet"...and I was right up to my balls.

JonasG · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2018, 11:09:20 pm »

Quote from: fairfield on March 27, 2018, 10:50:48 pm

Being called "Baybeee" by a tiny chinese teen.

Am naked flat on the bed and she is naked sitting on my knees. She leans forward and with a coy smile runs an index finger down from my chest to my crotch crooning softly "baybeeee...."
I tell her "no, i am an old man. You are the baby." (I'm not very good at pillow talk.) But she just repeats herself and her finger action all over again.So i repeat myself. She gets angry and shouts "No, No, No. You, Baybee!"
Wg then leans forward and gets an industrial sized bog roll from the bedside drawer. She slips her left arm thru its center and rocks it back and forward - manically saying over and over again "baybee....baybee.....baybee." She stops abruptly and thrusts the palm of her right hand hard down on my belly button furiously shouting at my face "BAYBEE!"

The penny finally drops and i say "Oh, ok. Yes you're right - i'm pregnant with twins." The bloody wg laughs at her own joke so much she falls off me and hits the floor, only her legs are still on the bed.
I walked in the end, but to this day if a wg even says much as "Babe" to me - i shudder inside.

Haha lol.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #22 on:** March 27, 2018, 11:42:43 pm »

Quote from: piercedtim on March 27, 2018, 10:56:12 pm

Not sure it counts but for me it was not what was said but her expression that was the biggest insult. I was fucking her doggy and happened to look at her face in the mirror and the poor lass was chewing her gum looking totally bored out of her mind 'til she noticed me seeing her, at which point it quickly changed to one of unbridled passion. I didn't mind her looking bored but thinking I'd be stupid enough to believe she was enjoying it after seeing her being bored just shows how stupid she thought I was.

I had a classic like that. She had a face like a smacked arse the second I handed over the money.

I had another with a different girl where she was doing fake moans and I looked at her as if to say "oh really?"

BTW the reason the girl you saw was chewing gum to take the taste of the previous guys cum out of her mouth.

Plan R · « **Reply #23 on:** March 28, 2018, 12:52:45 am »

When I flagged during a fuck - a polish brass said the immortal line..
"I think you are too much hand"

hullad · « **Reply #24 on:** March 28, 2018, 01:08:01 am »

From one the other week

You sure your not James99 on that punting site ?

bundmar · « **Reply #25 on:** March 28, 2018, 02:21:22 am »

Saw a typical Rom skank in west bromwich fooled by pics and services on offer only to find she physically stank and had this look about her as if I was a piece of shit for looking for service, then proceeded to tug my cock so hard with her hand while looking at the opposite wall that i thought she was guna pull the old fellow out out its socket as if this was supposed to turn me on and then had the cheek to ask "what's wrong with you " when I went totally soft and made exit for door as if it was my fault.

Should have walked and was more angry with myself as left feeling shit and £40 quid down

Titti Tatti · « **Reply #26 on:** March 28, 2018, 02:41:43 am »

Not really an insult but I think it's awkwardness fits here.

During a most pleasing punt with a girl who is smiling at me while I enjoy her in mish. Start with my arms extended and as I tire and come down to my elbows, I give her a light peck at the top of her forehead.

" No!" She cries out "That's how my dad kisses me!"

Needless to say there was quite a gap in our ages. Happily it didn't put her off for long and I like to think I fulfilled one of her fantasies.

Dark_Gable · « **Reply #27 on:** March 28, 2018, 03:03:47 am »

At one point I feel a WG may have insulted me, she said something in a foreign language to which I responded I didn’t understand to which she said “It’s good you don’t understand”.

misterali · « **Reply #28 on:** March 28, 2018, 05:17:00 am »

Quote from: fairfield on March 27, 2018, 10:50:48 pm

Being called "Baybeee" by a tiny chinese teen.

Am naked flat on the bed and she is naked sitting on my knees. She leans forward and with a coy smile runs an index finger down from my chest to my crotch crooning softly "baybeeee...."
I tell her "no, i am an old man. You are the baby." (I'm not very good at pillow talk.) But she just repeats herself and her finger action all over again.So i repeat myself. She gets angry and shouts "No, No, No. You, Baybee!"
Wg then leans forward and gets an industrial sized bog roll from the bedside drawer. She slips her left arm thru its center and rocks it back and forward - manically saying over and over again "baybee....baybee.....baybee." She stops abruptly and thrusts the palm of her right hand hard down on my belly button furiously shouting at my face "BAYBEE!"

The penny finally drops and i say "Oh, ok. Yes you're right - i'm pregnant with twins." The bloody wg laughs at her own joke so much she falls off me and hits the floor, only her legs are still on the bed.
I walked in the end, but to this day if a wg even says much as "Babe" to me - i shudder inside.

What the actual fuck! Sounds like a nutcase this one!

Littlefoot · « **Reply #29 on:** March 28, 2018, 06:44:44 am »

I suppose that was a bit of an insult.... I was giving my best doggy to this little polish brass, I was taking longer than usual. She turned around to look at me and calmly said "how we doing?" I think I may have been boring her

I gave her arse a hard slap and said "alright, how you doing?"

The same burd I was shagging mish, radio was playing. When all of a sudden she says "is this Bob Marley?" I just said "I have no idea!" I didn't know who it was, but it definitely wasn't Bob Marley, I knew that! Then the song finished and the artist was announced. She said "oh Barry White"

bearcat69 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 28, 2018, 06:49:28 am »

"Move with your dick, not with your ass"

as I was struggling to get my semi flaccid penis inside a rude Roma bitch, who kept deliberately positioning herself awkwardly, during a B&S, during one of my first punts, on what was probably my worst punt ever.

What the fuck does that even mean?! How the fuck can I move my penis without moving my ass?! Stupid bitch.

Littlefoot · « **Reply #31 on:** March 28, 2018, 06:54:26 am »

Quote from: bearcat69 on March 28, 2018, 06:49:28 am

How the fuck can I move my penis without moving my ass?! Stupid bitch.

itk · « **Reply #32 on:** March 28, 2018, 09:56:30 am »

Got told once I was taking too long to cum. Her words were, ‘Can you hurry up, I want to get Peppermint Park. (used to be a nightclub)

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #33 on:** March 28, 2018, 02:55:01 pm »

Quote from: itk on March 28, 2018, 09:56:30 am

Got told once I was taking too long to cum. Her words were, ‘Can you hurry up, I want to get Peppermint Park. (used to be a nightclub)

Yep, happened to me too. Thai lady said hurry up I'm tired.....

Dipper · « **Reply #34 on:** March 28, 2018, 03:23:55 pm »

“Why you no give me £50?”

Cos you’re not that nice looking, 40 is plenty , I want to empty and go. I thought to myself.

berksboy · « **Reply #35 on:** March 28, 2018, 04:16:46 pm »

After i walked "well you look fucking gay"

Me well i would rather fuck a bloke then you !

Dark_Gable · « **Reply #36 on:** March 28, 2018, 04:33:32 pm »

Quote from: berksboy on March 28, 2018, 04:16:46 pm

After i walked "well you look fucking gay"

Me well i would rather fuck a bloke then you !

Quality comeback mate

Bangers and Gash · « **Reply #37 on:** March 28, 2018, 04:37:08 pm »

I'm far too nice to get insulted.

myothernameis · « **Reply #38 on:** March 28, 2018, 04:58:47 pm »

For me it wasn't what was said, but rather the look she gave me, followed by some words

The escort in question doesn't do cim, or even allow you to come on her face, guess what I did

, I came all over her face, and some of it on her mouth. I ejaculated a big load, even one I wasn't expecting, but had aimed for her stomach, and such was the load, some how it reached her face

Could see it in her face, what the fuck, are you doing, and all I could do was say sorry, now she look like a porn star, and she asks me, what did you think you were doing, this isn't on my likes

After she showered and had calmed down, we had a laugh about it, told her, I guess I was so excited and don't even wank of any more, I got dressed, and left

Returned couple months later, and she remember what happened, and was told, don't let this thing happen again

megaman · « **Reply #39 on:** March 28, 2018, 05:37:05 pm »

Was told once you can't stay because another client was waiting, I said can I give you a massage too make up for the time and she said no I'm OK. The bit she siad about another client waiting was the worst insult I think.

TTGR · « **Reply #40 on:** March 28, 2018, 05:38:23 pm »

No verbal put downs but I felt insulted with ‘I don’t do that’ (FK or CIM mainly)......when I already know others have had that service from recent reviews.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #41 on:** March 28, 2018, 05:43:32 pm »

Quote from: megaman on March 28, 2018, 05:37:05 pm

Was told once you can't stay because another client was waiting, I said can I give you a massage too make up for the time and she said no I'm OK. The bit she siad about another client waiting was the worst insult I think.

This actually happened to me, but it was after sex took place and there was still about 20 minutes left. She said "a man she was going to see had just pulled up in his car" I looked out the window, nobody was there.

hendrix · « **Reply #42 on:** March 28, 2018, 05:51:15 pm »

"Seriously, you won't lick my pussy? What's wrong with you?"

alchemy 21 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 28, 2018, 07:00:19 pm »

Romanian girl sucking my cock with condom on stopped and just sat there, I said "i wasn't done yet" so she grabbed my cock and vigorously wanking it shouting "FINISH !"

Thinking about it if you fancy a humiliation service don't pay over the odds for it just go see a rom. girl.!

hungrypunt · « **Reply #44 on:** March 28, 2018, 07:03:02 pm »

Quote from: alchemy 21 on March 28, 2018, 07:00:19 pm

Romanian girl sucking my cock with condom on stopped and just sat there, I said "i wasn't done yet" so she grabbed my cock and vigorously wanking it shouting "FINISH !"

Thinking about it if you fancy a humiliation service don't pay over the odds for it just go see a rom. girl.!

review so we can avoid perhaps ?

PUNTY43 · « **Reply #45 on:** March 28, 2018, 07:24:51 pm »

Said during the initial chit-chat bit by a WG who seemed rather pleased that she'd done so well:

"You're my 8th today".

FFS, I know it's your job but I didn't really need to hear that.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #46 on:** March 28, 2018, 07:40:05 pm »

Quote from: PUNTY43 on March 28, 2018, 07:24:51 pm

Said during the initial chit-chat bit by a WG who seemed rather pleased that she'd done so well:

"You're my 8th today".

FFS, I know it's your job but I didn't really need to hear that.

I had another gem like this. "Right, now I'm ready for the next one".

alchemy 21 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 31, 2018, 03:45:59 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on March 28, 2018, 07:40:05 pm

I had another gem like this. "Right, now I'm ready for the next one".

Yeah I've had one like that. Just shot my load in her mouth she spat it into a tissue and said "right I just need to do one more and then I'm finished for today!"

Ali Katt · « **Reply #48 on:** March 31, 2018, 03:57:39 pm »

Quote from: alchemy 21 on March 31, 2018, 03:45:59 pm

Yeah I've had one like that. Just shot my load in her mouth she spat it into a tissue and said "right I just need to do one more and then I'm finished for today!"

My reaction was utter bemusement, Could you imagine if the punter said "right, I'm going to see another escort in an hour just to make sure I'm fully emptied".

Apu · « **Reply #49 on:** March 31, 2018, 04:03:00 pm »

"Fuck me, stop making love".

"I thought you was a arsehole and too direct. But after fucking you I've changed my mind, your actually a very nice guy." I then throat fucked her and she said she knows why I was so rough and she shouldn't have said anything.

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Author Topic: Insults given by WGs (Read 3669 times)

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