Dazed and Confused

[foreverchanges]

I've got a day off on Friday and in possibly  a moment of sheer lunacy brought about by two punt-free months I have booked Keeva for an hour in the morning and then Lily Delphine in the afternoon for the same duration

Should I have extra Shredded Wheat in the morning or a dozen bananas for  energy?
Should I check  if my life insurance covers 'death by nymphomaniacs'?
If I take too many blue pills will I risk outraging fellow Metro passengers on the way to Chilly Road Station?
Is anyone willing to administer first aid on a knackered old sod round about tea time in the Heaton area of Newcastle?

Full report to follow....possibly in June when I've recovered.

[Strachen1982]

You lucky fella. I need to get round to seeing keeva again. Still waiting for my chance to see lily though. Emails sent and read but no reply

[FLYING BLUE]

I've got a day off on Friday and in possibly  a moment of sheer lunacy brought about by two punt-free months I have booked Keeva for an hour in the morning and then Lily Delphine in the afternoon for the same duration

Should I have extra Shredded Wheat in the morning or a dozen bananas for  energy?
Should I check  if my life insurance covers 'death by nymphomaniacs'?
If I take too many blue pills will I risk outraging fellow Metro passengers on the way to Chilly Road Station?
Is anyone willing to administer first aid on a knackered old sod round about tea time in the Heaton area of Newcastle?

Full report to follow....possibly in June when I've recovered.

Hahahaha - hope you have a fantastic time

[johnny34]

I've got a day off on Friday and in possibly  a moment of sheer lunacy brought about by two punt-free months I have booked Keeva for an hour in the morning and then Lily Delphine in the afternoon for the same duration

Should I have extra Shredded Wheat in the morning or a dozen bananas for  energy?
Should I check  if my life insurance covers 'death by nymphomaniacs'?
If I take too many blue pills will I risk outraging fellow Metro passengers on the way to Chilly Road Station?
Is anyone willing to administer first aid on a knackered old sod round about tea time in the Heaton area of Newcastle?

Full report to follow....possibly in June when I've recovered.

PMSL 

You will need Shredded Wheat & the bananas.
Yes you need to check your insurance policies & add 'death by nymphomaniacs' if necessary.
I'm going to be in Heaton myself on friday afternoon so i'll keep an eye out for the 'knackered old sod'
Looking forward to the reviews........if you survive....

[Third Man]

Good god man, insanity has set in! We have to set up a UKP emergency contact facility to deal with the potential fall out from members falling by the wayside in cases like this   Seriously though, you lucky so and so!

[toon972]

 :thumbsup:Freeman Hospital is not far off anyway.

[SW1975]

:thumbsup:Freeman Hospital is not far off anyway.

 

[PlasticGeordie]

foreverchanges is definitely my punting hero and role model now ! I would need shredded wheat sprinkled with half a dozen viagra tablets to contemplate such a momentous day.

[MrR]

You lucky fella. I need to get round to seeing keeva again. Still waiting for my chance to see lily though. Emails sent and read but no reply

I sent an email to lily as well. Not seen but profile shown she logged in. Wonder could be the problem 

[Mansell]

Well if you live to tell the tale, it's going to be a hell of a tale to tell.

So come on, who you going to book for the evening. Brooke ? 

[foreverchanges]

Well if you live to tell the tale, it's going to be a hell of a tale to tell.

So come on, who you going to book for the evening. Brooke ? 

I was considering Savannah but I think a long lie down in a darkened  room might be the order of the day.

[maxxblue]

PMSL 

You will need Shredded Wheat & the bananas.
Yes you need to check your insurance policies & add 'death by nymphomaniacs' if necessary.
I'm going to be in Heaton myself on friday afternoon so i'll keep an eye out for the 'knackered old sod'
Looking forward to the reviews........if you survive....

THREE Shredded Wheat! 

[sentinel]

It would take an old codger like me all the energy I could muster to handle one of those two minxes for an hour, but both of them on the same day ?   the mind just boggles 

[eeeasy]

I've got a day off on Friday and in possibly  a moment of sheer lunacy brought about by two punt-free months I have booked Keeva for an hour in the morning and then Lily Delphine in the afternoon for the same duration

Should I have extra Shredded Wheat in the morning or a dozen bananas for  energy?
Should I check  if my life insurance covers 'death by nymphomaniacs'?
If I take too many blue pills will I risk outraging fellow Metro passengers on the way to Chilly Road Station?
Is anyone willing to administer first aid on a knackered old sod round about tea time in the Heaton area of Newcastle?

Full report to follow....possibly in June when I've recovered.

first time I went to Diamonds I booked 2   1/2 hour apts 1st 12.00 2nd 13.00 found out after 1st booking same building same room. 1st Emma brilliant left got a sandwich outside then back for Courtney crap apt left tried to rebook Emma       no availability   

[PlasticGeordie]

foreverchanges is an early but possibly unbeatable candidate for "Punter Of The Year" and if there is no such award then it will have to be created !

[foreverchanges]

Pleased to say.."Mission Accomplished"..but it feels like I haven't long for this world!!!!

Full report(s) to follow some time soon.

[johnny34]

Pleased to say.."Mission Accomplished"..but it feels like I haven't long for this world!!!!

Full report(s) to follow some time soon.

Good work that man...