Thread inspired by the worst punts one, but I've had more "weird" punts than bad ones. I'll start, in no particular order:
1) Used to see a real big BBW escort in Pinxton and then one time just as I get naked she says "My kid is playing in the garden if you hear anything don't worry", so we continue to fuck and then when we're finished the boy shouts from downstairs something to mummy and she shouts back "be down in a minute go back outside" and then I have to sneak out without the kid seeing me
2) Met a girl in Alfreton who was doing cocaine and offered me some. I've actually never done drugs before but a part of me regrets not trying it as I heard it does make sex even better, although glad not to have that addiction. It definitely made the sex different for her, she turned into an animal.
3) Banged a WG from Church Warsop who I later saw on Jeremy Kyle
could never track down the video years later.
4) Was at an airport hotel and booked an outcall to my room, she finally arrived eating a big slice of cake, finished up and we did the deed, which was actually pretty good, had some chat after where she seemed sad about having to do this for a job, then she asked me to go for a drink in the bar downstairs but I politely declined.
5) Hotel incall and the girl (Polish or Rom) after the booking said she was hungry and could I help her get some food, so I walked her to Dominos Pizza up the road! Very strange going down the hotel lift with the girl.
6) Saw Marie in Mansfield and then booked a different girl on AW but it was the same address, turns out they were sisters !! Could be wrong but I'm sure I also saw Marie working at a pub last year when I was eating with my family, that could be awkward.
7) Used to see a girl in Nottingham who was very close to my workplace and her disabled husband lived in the house, one day she asks if he can watch and film the sex (no faces) so I say yeah sure. She helps him upstairs and he has a proper camcorder filming me smashing his girl, he loved it. Eventually came all over her face and he shook my hand and left. She also used to supply me with blue pills!
I'm sure there are more but thats all I can remember for now.