There was a girl from Grangetown (called Lexy I think, it was a few years ago), who had a habit of opening new AW profiles with different names to drum up more business. At one time she had at least three on the go. She listed absolutely everything on her enjoys list but did pretty much nothing other than provide a basic service, without much skill or obvious enthusiasm. Worse, she refused to turn her bloody phone off. So I decided that this was one punt which I would not be repeating.
A few months later I fell for one of her new profiles and booked her again, thinking this was some new girl in town. When Lexi rolled up, I thought oh what the hell, she's here now, and decided to go ahead anyway and give her another chance. I thought she had improved a bit until the moment when, as she was riding me cowgirl, her phone rang, she said 'That's my boyfriend' and actually answered it. I kid you not.
A few months after that, I saw another new profile that looked interesting. Lexi again. When she appeared, I think she knew from my face that it wasn't going to happen. But I gave her £20 to pay her taxi fare, as much for her cheek as anything.
