Having been sucked into this game by EE hookers and spending hundreds of hours of hours and thousands of pounds on them, I reckon there is a secret lair, deep underground in the foothills of the Urals, the Gulag Whoreipeligo, where the government produce and refine exportable working girls.
The fanny factory is constantly evolving, the nineties and early noughties delivered a constant stream of top quality but over the last few years the results have been more variable.
All entrants must be of an acceptable standard in face and body and the process starts with recruitment from all over the country and involves three phases, if all of them are completed effectively the working girl is virtually without equal in the whoring world, if one fails, it all goes tits up.
Body: The strict selection criteria provides the raw materials and regime of diet and exercise along with the depressed economy shred and tone. Boob enhancement is common, lip plumping virtually compulsory these days.
Mind: The attitude & engagement chamber is hit and miss, resulting in either great girls who are committed to make punters feel special, or haughty ice maidens with eyes only on the cash.
Soul: This is the most tricky, delivery on advertised services with gusto is crucial to success, the top echelon of girls see beyond the money offered by a client base featuring overweight middle aged foreigners and actually deliver what they promise.
There have been slim pickings recently, particularly in the last 12 months as girls and pimps got greedier and the general offering was less for more. As punters we don’t want to paying extra for cim or a facial when the base price is £200 so when these two graduates cropped up at the end of last week they stirred my memory and loins as a reminder of the good old days.
Luciana
External Link/Members Only Russian, 25, 5’4”, 34D-24-34, good quality bolt ons and a few small nice quality tattoos and Nicolette
External Link/Members Only Russian, 22, 5’5”, 34C-24-34, all natural.
I’m at expert level in reverse photoshop and can spot a porker or a dodgy looking bird, both have selfies/natural shots on their profiles so what you see should be what you get, Luciana’s photo portfolio looks like a skinny bird who has had bolt ons and some of the professional shots are model-esque, Nicolette looks better in the more candid pics and to be honest is the one that really got my juices flowing, she looks cracking. Both offer a good range of services including dfk, owo, cim, cif and rimmimg, all inclusive and at £200 each, not daft pricing compared to some of the other new girls at £300- £500. Best of all, they are brand new, still unsullied by a constant stream of dodgy London punters like me, they appeared on site on Friday and I was their first booking in a selfless level of commitment to the cause in the name of research.
The place: Good quality bedroom in a big house in one of those roads off the main drag with a big, non squeaky bed, large floor to ceiling mirrored wardrobe and an air conditioner.
The girls: They opened the door in lingerie and heels, Luciana all cheekbones and Norther Russian/Eurasian, Nicolette, beyond pretty Moscovite, each wrapped seductively in a black see through lacy number, as described, they looked sensational. The attached photos are representative of the girls I met.
The action: They took me into the bedroom, we chatted, I put the money on the table, opened a bottle and poured drinks, we kissed, tenderly at first then more urgently, groped, stroked and undressed, they were fully engaged from the first minute, smiling from their eyes, it felt like I’d pulled a couple of crackers and lured them back to mine for shenanigans.
We got naked, them down to heels only, I sucked my teeth and drank in the sight of two of the best bodies it has been my pleasure to be undressed with. I was faced by two smiling corkers, eyes and lips locked either on mine or each other, the only enhancements Luciana’s boobs, well done and responsive, both have plump, natural lips, long legs, arses from the arse hall of fame, firm and peachy, soft skin and attitude that would make the head of the gulag burst with pride.
They shared me, concentrated on my cock and balls and gooch, licking and sucking as I shared them, deep tongue kissing, groping, pinching and stroking and they shared each other, it was fucking sensational, for ages.
We got on the bed, Luciana jumped on in cowgirl, I kissed Nicolette and we started slowly and built up a rhythm as she asked me for my power, this went on a long time until we swapped condoms and girls and Nicolette rode me as Luciana oiled her body.
We were nearly 50 minutes in by this stage when in normal circumstances I would be going for my second shot but this whole punt felt so delicious and was so unrushed I’d enjoyed the feeling of being on the edge for ages.
They shared my cock some more and we reconvened to the mirror, they got on their knees, the oil came out again and a combination of sucking, licking an oiled hands along with the view got me to the point of no return as I unleashed a massive load in a cim/facial/cob combo.
We cleaned up and got back on the bed, the three of us naked, one either side, chatted, kissed and caressed for a while until I had to leave, we kissed and groped some more as I got dressed and more kisses at the door as I left, reluctantly. They had made me feel special, I was their first client in London and Nicolette’s first ever, I’m a lucky bugger and will be back.
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