Author Topic: which politician you like to shag? (Read 10613 times)

Anna Soubry ... I have had the hots for her since she was the Presenter on Central East Midlands News years ago ... have met her a couple of times and there was a definite glint in her eye as I passed her on the escalotors in Marks & Spencer as out eyes met

dude86 · « **Reply #57 on:** December 04, 2017, 03:51:05 pm »

Priti Patel, Louise Mensch and not quite a politician but Karen Danczuk. Utter fuckpig.

jred27881 · « **Reply #58 on:** December 04, 2017, 06:30:23 pm »

Melanie Onn MP for Grimsby. Id insist on calling her mel-on though

BillGoldberg · « **Reply #59 on:** December 04, 2017, 06:52:52 pm »

Quote from: MrMatrix on December 04, 2017, 09:25:22 am

Is she really a politician- Bet the guys around her dont get much work done

Hell yes!!

YidArmy · « **Reply #60 on:** December 04, 2017, 07:03:51 pm »

Alina Kabaeva.

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Grumbleguts · « **Reply #61 on:** December 04, 2017, 08:18:23 pm »

Liz Truss would be worth a thrust or two, i love the bimbo look

whiskyfan · « **Reply #62 on:** December 04, 2017, 09:05:45 pm »

Does Ivanka Trump count?

Chorley · « **Reply #63 on:** December 04, 2017, 09:05:56 pm »

Nicole Minetti. All. Day. Long.

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bristolqwerty · « **Reply #64 on:** December 05, 2017, 10:59:14 pm »

Has to be...... Corbyn’s loosened her up already.

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mrdiamond77 · « **Reply #65 on:** December 05, 2017, 11:11:09 pm »

Quote from: Londonqwerty on December 05, 2017, 10:59:14 pm

Has to be...... Corbyn’s loosened her up already.

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scutty brown · « **Reply #66 on:** December 05, 2017, 11:22:07 pm »

the new Icelandic PM must be in with a shout - she has her own thread at https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=173047

she used to sing with a band named Bang Gang

Grumbleguts · « **Reply #67 on:** December 06, 2017, 11:44:33 am »

Quote from: Keema on February 21, 2016, 09:40:46 am

Priti and her sister Priya

Grumbleguts · « **Reply #68 on:** December 06, 2017, 11:47:21 am »

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Or maybe not !

That is fucking gross

Grumbleguts · « **Reply #69 on:** December 06, 2017, 11:51:21 am »

Quote from: Londonqwerty on December 05, 2017, 10:59:14 pm

Has to be...... Corbyn’s loosened her up already.

Suddenly, i have wood

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bigbadirish · « **Reply #70 on:** December 07, 2017, 01:47:20 am »

Heidi Allen.
Liz Kendall
Caroline Flint

WillsonH · « **Reply #71 on:** December 07, 2017, 04:01:03 am »

Heidi Allen

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Acheekymonkey · « **Reply #72 on:** December 07, 2017, 05:33:19 am »

Ex wife of Simon Danzuk, Karen Danzuk who also used to be a councilor (does that count).

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Strokemeplease · « **Reply #73 on:** December 07, 2017, 06:16:48 am »

Priti Patel, definitely the most fuckworthy of current MPs.

Marmalade · « **Reply #74 on:** December 07, 2017, 10:32:03 am »

Quote from: Grumbleguts on December 06, 2017, 11:51:21 am

(Fuck all)

It might be a load-a-shite thread but you grumblefucks seem only to post shite. Do you intend to contribute one day?

Robinh191 · « **Reply #75 on:** December 07, 2017, 10:53:14 am »

Quote from: Marmalade on December 07, 2017, 10:32:03 am

It might be a load-a-shite thread but you grumblefucks seem only to post shite. Do you intend to contribute one day?

+1. What amazes me is that posters, serial or newbies, with zero reviews actually get replies.

paulub45 · « **Reply #76 on:** December 07, 2017, 11:09:49 am »

Edwina Currie and her daughter

Marmalade · « **Reply #77 on:** December 07, 2017, 11:13:30 am »

Quote from: Robinh191 on December 07, 2017, 10:53:14 am

+1. What amazes me is that posters, serial or newbies, with zero reviews actually get replies.

Yep. At least two useless trolls banned so far just on this thread. I reckon grumblefucks must be disappointed waiting so long for his turn.

HKS15 · « **Reply #78 on:** December 07, 2017, 02:19:21 pm »

Ivanka Trump. I would give her the best 5 seconds of my life.

Essex.Fella · « **Reply #79 on:** December 07, 2017, 08:59:58 pm »

Theresa May.
I bet behind closed doors, thats one DIRTY bitch in the bedroom!!

rubric · « **Reply #80 on:** December 07, 2017, 10:15:31 pm »

Mara Carfagna. Berlusconi may have been a corrupt fuck but he had taste.

cash2spare · « **Reply #81 on:** December 08, 2017, 12:37:59 am »

I'd fuck Donald Trump up his arse the idiot lol

Keema · « **Reply #82 on:** December 08, 2017, 07:24:16 am »

I've met three of those mentioned in real life - tbh wouldn't fuck any of them.

Essex.Fella · « **Reply #83 on:** December 08, 2017, 08:04:03 pm »

Quote from: Marmalade on December 07, 2017, 10:32:03 am

It might be a load-a-shite thread but you grumblefucks seem only to post shite. Do you intend to contribute one day?

Please accept sincere apologies with regards to amount of reviews posted, due to low level of income vs high rental market and trying to keep a household afloat on one income, oh righteous one.

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #84 on:** December 08, 2017, 09:09:42 pm »

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CHEAP SEX: Greek hookers now charging just £1.40…they'll even do it for a SANDWICH
GREECE’S economy is so knackered that hookers have had to cut their prices and are now selling sex for as little as 2 euros (£1.40).

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LanceVance · « **Reply #85 on:** December 08, 2017, 10:02:23 pm »

For some reason I don't tend to think of politicians in this way, but I must say Laura Pidcock does make my balls swell. She comes across as one of those girls who seem quite innocent, but are total filth in the sack.

hornyguy19891 · « **Reply #86 on:** December 08, 2017, 10:05:15 pm »

Katrín Jakobsdóttir - free new PM of Iceland...!

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #87 on:** December 09, 2017, 07:31:31 am »

Not quite a pm but Lee Seol-ju the First Lady of North Korea. Interesting she has the prossie age problem born anytime between 84 and 89. :
D looks hot but mainly cos I could say “North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, I fucked your wife”
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Grumbleguts · « **Reply #88 on:** December 09, 2017, 08:52:33 am »

Quote from: Essex.Fella on December 07, 2017, 08:59:58 pm

Theresa May.
I bet behind closed doors, thats one DIRTY bitch in the bedroom!!

Well she is fucking the whole country

Sheer Tights · « **Reply #89 on:** December 09, 2017, 03:01:46 pm »

Quote from: WillsonH on December 07, 2017, 04:01:03 am

Heidi Allen

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Heidi Allen. With 4 votes now she is clearly in the lead.
Milf Martina has more than a passing resemblence

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Marmalade · « **Reply #90 on:** December 09, 2017, 03:07:49 pm »

I’ve only ever shagged one politician (a very ‘lesser’ one, I hasten to add), and as far as I can remember, but it was concomitant with a party political conference. My general feeling would be, who on earth would want to shag a politician??????

I mean, maybe from behind over the dustbins, but otherwise.... would you really want to listen to their shite and still maintain an erection? Theory is quite different to when they open their gobs for sonething other than a big fat meaty wad of cock.

Marmalade · « **Reply #91 on:** December 09, 2017, 03:14:48 pm »

Who lies more, prostitutes or politicians?

Marmalade · « **Reply #92 on:** December 09, 2017, 03:21:27 pm »

Here’s one for the lefties (apologies, but on-thread since Heidi Hi would be a pump and dump and leave in my books)

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So she gets all girly upset over a genuinely heartbreaking tale of starving families (and crying women can have a fuckabikity appeal) but does the lying cow mean it? Of course she fucking doesn’t.

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She’d probably say she was on the pill and then say she’s so sorry, she ‘forgot’. Cunt.

rebelscum · « **Reply #93 on:** December 09, 2017, 04:27:28 pm »

With so many rants on so many threads today, someone shit over your cornflakes this morning Marmalade?

leegomery15 · « **Reply #94 on:** December 09, 2017, 04:32:39 pm »

I would happily shag Liz Kendall. She is sometimes on TV with Andrew Neill on a Thursday night, and she crosses her legs very nicely on that sofa.

Grumbleguts · « **Reply #95 on:** December 09, 2017, 05:12:58 pm »

Quote from: rebelscum on December 09, 2017, 04:27:28 pm

With so many rants on so many threads today, someone shit over your cornflakes this morning Marmalade?

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #96 on:** December 09, 2017, 08:56:05 pm »

Don't quite know who these Vietnam ministers are but it does remind me of one of those porn vids where 1 young guy fucks a bunch of milfs and gilfs.
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Catmann · « **Reply #97 on:** December 09, 2017, 10:19:25 pm »

Diane abbott

Marmalade · « **Reply #98 on:** December 10, 2017, 01:24:26 am »

Quote from: Londonqwerty on December 09, 2017, 08:56:05 pm

Don't quite know who these Vietnam ministers are but it does remind me of one of those porn vids where 1 young guy fucks a bunch of milfs and gilfs.
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A bit like Thais that lot. Fuck one of them and you’d be hard pressed to pick her out from her Patpong crowd next day. All out of the same mold. Or as Mr Jimmy Redcab said a tad uncharitably in one of his more famous lines, “ They all look they’ve been hit in the face with a wok”.

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #99 on:** December 10, 2017, 08:19:40 am »

Anybody BUT Diane abbott

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