East London saunas

[sparkus]

As this gets routinely asked on here from time to time, I see that Mermaids (Leyton) and Relax (Hackney) both have ads up on Vivastreet with near identical text, offering 24/7 services at £30 starting price:

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Not been near either in years but I suppose at that price I (or anyone else) could afford to TOFTT.

[LLPunting]

As this gets routinely asked on here from time to time, I see that Mermaids (Leyton) and Relax (Hackney) both have ads up on Vivastreet with near identical text, offering 24/7 services at £30 starting price:

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

Not been near either in years but I suppose at that price I (or anyone else) could afford to TOFTT.

I'm guessing this is your "Pretend to be a tout day" posting?   
Go on, you know what to do, one foot in front of the other, stick your knob in the doorway and hope the lovely ladies at these establishments don't SLAM it shut!

Good luck fella!

[sparkus]

I'm guessing this is your "Pretend to be a tout day" posting?   
Go on, you know what to do, one foot in front of the other, stick your knob in the doorway and hope the lovely ladies at these establishments don't SLAM it shut!

Good luck fella!

What do you mean 'pretend'? How do you know I've not changed my name by deed poll to Sergei and haven't been headhunted from here?

[pewpewpew]

This can't be legit. The Ad says that the girls have an NVQ in massage so should be charging waaaaaaaaay moooooore

[sparkus]

This can't be legit. The Ad says that the girls have an NVQ in massage so should be charging waaaaaaaaay moooooore

I remember when Annabels over the road from Mermaid had individual profile pages for some of the masseuses, listing their ITEC qualifications.

[Titti Tatti]

Never having heard of the Chatsworth Rd place, decided to swing by. Th I s is a classic 'improving' st and their shop is holding it back. It looks rough and has a sign up 'under offer'

Non merci.

[sparkus]

Never having heard of the Chatsworth Rd place, decided to swing by. Th I s is a classic 'improving' st and their shop is holding it back. It looks rough and has a sign up 'under offer'

Non merci.

Their last throw of the dice, that ad?

[axel123]

Talking of east London saunas, credit for those that actually had the guts to go to dreams, when u got a whole load of traffic staring at u opposite

[sparkus]

Talking of east London saunas, credit for those that actually had the guts to go to dreams, when u got a whole load of traffic staring at u opposite

The one in Walthamstow?

[axel123]

Yep

[sparkus]

Yep

As I recall, you could just walk in at speed from the street and they had a rear entrance too (I used to call up first and agree to enter through the rear entrance fnarr, fnarr).  Going in via the rear (OK, I'll stop now) had the advantage of walking past the girls when they were just slouching, which gave a more honest POV than a line-up at the door of a room.

Of the three Bonnie and Clyde saunas it seemed to have the worst girls on offer (which was some effort as they rotated them).  They were never busy.  Enjoyed a good long sesh with a slim Lithuanian with pointy tits in their VIP suite.

[axel123]

As I recall, you could just walk in at speed from the street and they had a rear entrance too (I used to call up first and agree to enter through the rear entrance fnarr, fnarr).  Going in via the rear (OK, I'll stop now) had the advantage of walking past the girls when they were just slouching, which gave a more honest POV than a line-up at the door of a room.

Of the three Bonnie and Clyde saunas it seemed to have the worst girls on offer (which was some effort as they rotated them).  They were never busy.  Enjoyed a good long sesh with a slim Lithuanian with pointy tits in their VIP suite.

lol, never knew they had the rear entrance. Was put off going to the now "body, mind and soul". You ever been there sparkus??

[sparkus]

lol, never knew they had the rear entrance. Was put off going to the now "body, mind and soul". You ever been there sparkus??

Yes and no.

Leyton: rocked up, two old gents covered in gold jewellery exiting and kissing the two EE staff (cabbies?), sour-faced EE then says "What do you want? If you think is Annabels then it's £100 price now." Ta and good night.

Wanstead: lured by the £50 massage and HJ price mentioned on the 'Anna of Wanstead' website advertised widely, I get there and it's just Body, Mind and Soul" false flag operation.  Bored leggy blonde EE in reception says "You took your time." (after an actual cab journey, albeit in a Prius) and marches through the door, I didn't follow.

Quite amusing all this legwork when you have newbies asking for risk-free b2b and longer in the tooth members calling me a wannabe tout.  I'll set up a crowfunding page...

[scutty brown]

This can't be legit. The Ad says that the girls have an NVQ in massage so should be charging waaaaaaaaay moooooore

Wrong

NVQ = Not Very Qualified

[sparkus]

Wrong

NVQ = Not Very Qualified

NVQ has Levels 1 and 2 etc. not A Level 

Was pleasantly surprised a few years back by a girl studying ITEC massage diploma at a local FE college who had quite agreeable rates (£40/hour) for 'training' oily massage followed by the rest on her living room floor/sofa.

[Mr Farkyhars]

I'll set up a crowfunding page...

It needs money for its flights

[LLPunting]

NVQ has Levels 1 and 2 etc. not A Level 

Was pleasantly surprised a few years back by a girl studying ITEC massage diploma at a local FE college who had quite agreeable rates (£40/hour) for 'training' oily massage followed by the rest on her living room floor/sofa.

So is the NVQ a scat specialism given the 1s and 2s involved?

How did you find this trainee masseuse?  Is she still in the business and did you train her well?  Did you give her an NVQ as well?

[sparkus]

So is the NVQ a scat specialism given the 1s and 2s involved?

How did you find this trainee masseuse?  Is she still in the business and did you train her well?  Did you give her an NVQ as well?

It was a one-off, she was on AW and working Holland Park area. She disappeared from AW afterwards as I would have returned (but I didn't quickly enough).

She wasn't great but I always enjoy seeing a woman laid back on her living room floor and getting carpet burns.

[axel123]

If u think about it the way annabels and dreams done up the storefront, they were asking to be caught. So bait it was a brothel.  If you look at the Chinese/Thai shops nowadays , the words used in their storefront would easily throw police off the scent, like you wouldn't think they offer extras.

That Clyde standing guy certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the draw was he??

[sparkus]

I'm guessing the local police turned a blind eye or may have even been enthusiastic users after heavy shifts dealing with all kinds.

I've once seen the staff of Mermaids clocking on as they troop off a 69 bus and do their make up, all decked out in designer wear and handbags.  I also rocked up at Annabels to see them skulking out all into a black minivan.  These days they'd probably have the Home Office there in a flash, so yeah, asking for it really.

As someone said, both brothels lower the tone of neighbourhoods where the newcomer populations worry too much about house prices.

[axel123]

Quite enjoy your stories sparkus on them brothels, keep em coming if any interesting lol