Happy ending massage in a normal massage place?

[berkshire.bloke]

Hello all,

I'm a newbie.  Recently I've been obsessed with getting a proper massage that ends with a "happy ending" but I'd like to achieve this in the most clandestine way possible, by hiding in plain site.  Does anyone know of a normal high street massage place that has a female masseuse that will offer this kind of thing in or around Berkshire?  If so, what is the protocol, is there some kind of special code word or something?

Thanks.

[berkshire.bloke]

So, I've been looking around and I found this lady, has anyone here seen her her or know anything about her?

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I think I may have found some magic keywords but this lady is in Kent, I'm not going there any time soon.

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[slowhand]

There are many Chinese and Thai massage shops around Berkshire were you will be offered what you are seeking ie a proper all over massage, followed by the magic words. “You want a happy ending, £20 tip please”.     

 

[JamesFD]

There are many Chinese and Thai massage shops around Berkshire were you will be offered what you are seeking ie a proper all over massage, followed by the magic words. “You want a happy ending, £20 tip please”. 

Can you give any clues where to find these places in the Reading/Maidenhead area?

[flybynightpm]

I've no experience of these... but ace massage advertise various places in Berks..

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I've been to Ego's in Milton Keynes (Fenny Stratford really) and was impressed with the place/service/girls.. if you want a massage.. but...i'd save you money and go for a proper punt.. a massage to me was just a stepping stone to something much more rewarding..

btw a few of the Ego girls end up escorting proper in the HOD/Anabellas/MKE parlours so you can fuck them another time.. not all mind..

[scottpeters]

95% of the ones on Gumtree will offer a happy ending for £20 tip.

[sailor3]

Berkshire Bloke, did you visit Abbi? I would be interested to hear about it. She has a link on AW External Link/Members Only

[jimmyinreading]

There's a place in Caversham, just on the outskirts of Reading, that gives good massage and HE. Think it's just called Relax.

[nevam27]

Any suggestions of a good massage + HE in Slough?

[JamesFD]

There's a place in Caversham, just on the outskirts of Reading, that gives good massage and HE. Think it's just called Relax.

This one? The reception area looks a bit posh!
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[webpunter]

This one? The reception area looks a bit posh!
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The giveaway clue for extras is the availability of 4 hands massage

[JamesFD]

There's a place in Caversham, just on the outskirts of Reading, that gives good massage and HE. Think it's just called Relax.

Thanks, i had an interesting visit. For comparison purposes I'd be interested in knowing what you were charged.

[Silver Birch]

Just did a street view of Relax Massage on google maps. You might want to time your entry/exit when there isn't a bus full of people outside   

Anyone able to tell me what Thai Yoga Massage is compared to Full Body Oil Massage, apart from £10?
Very little info on the website 

[Han2707]

Thanks, i had an interesting visit. For comparison purposes I'd be interested in knowing what you were charged.

Could you please let me know how your visit was? I am trying to arrange a massage and he for my partner. (His fantasy)

[FFC47]

Hello mate, visit this website.
They offer everything except SEX!

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[bungry]

Can you provide a bit more info on the slough massage place?  What are the girls like and the room?  Are they totally nude and is touching allowed?  Thx

[yv74]

The Camberley branch of External Link/Members Only does it beautifully

[aj12345]

Hello mate, visit this website.
They offer everything except SEX!

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I'd be interested to know what this place is like aswell

[bungry]

FFC47, any more details on the slough massage place you recommend?  What is the girl like?  Any mutual touching allowed?  Thx