Cienfuegos -
Just skip this city, there's nothing really to do, and as far as i could tell there isn't much in regards to punting. A couple good looking well dressed black girls catcalled me in the main square, not sure they were hookers though. There's probably some action in the posh hotels at night.
Viñales -
Nice place, also not much to punt, I got closer to fucking a couple spanish tourists after a little Salsa in the open air nightclub next to the church in the main square. So this is good if you got looks and game, and want to fuck a 20 year old on her gap year.
Trinidad -
Good party scene, cheap drinks, fuck all to punt. The mrs overheard some women propositioning some blokes at the local beach, but other than that I would say just stick to Havana.
Varadero -
In Varadero apparently they crack down on in pretty hard, so i didn't see much action. Went to a few bars and clubs at 12 ish and again, not much, just drunk stuck up German, Dutch, French and Mexican tourists. A few guys independent of one another said the Casa de la Musica was the place to go, alas it was far too busy and crowded for my liking and no real way to distinguish the working girls from just girls on a night out, and as a latino looking tourist I got the feeling the White tourists were probably the Sex Workers' priority. So i called it quits.
Got talking to a Cabbie and he guaranteed me the city west "Matanzas" was the place, he took me to another club, this one busier and filled with cubans, smoking hot girls, his cabbie friend was also entertaining some obnoxious American-persian tourists... So it clicked that this was the ploy: bring horny tourists to the next city over, if they manage to pull ok, but if they dont even better they get to go home sooner and charge the expensive rate sooner.
Cabbie did say however that most Cuban girls would get with tourists for money if they could get away with it, usually students, just hang around public places like wifi spots and try stand out as a tourists and in time some girl would get close, and that was your chance to say hello and come to an agreement, again providing you weren't repulsive to them, only black women being aggressive in getting clients. So the cab ride from Varadero to Matanzas and back cost me 40 CuC total. Plus drinks spent, it was a major waste of time.
Another guy I got chatting to at a bar in Santa Marta (outside of Varadero) confirmed this, thats what cabbies do. That I should have gone to Cardenas which was the punters capital. The Cabbie said as much but he didn't reccomend it as it wasn't as safe a city, was a fair bit more ghetto and too many of the girls had pimps. So do what you will with that information what you will. Also he laid out, its 20 cuc for an average punt, 40 if she's pretty, 60 if shes a real bombshell... I asked about the 100 cuc chicks? Dont even bother he said, just stick to the 60 onesm
There was a little action it seems in Santa Clara in a little club called Ria, but the girls all came pre-booked with their patrons, and it was the bottle of Whiskey, the Hookah pipe, the little vip corner... You know the format? Splash and gash. Not for me. No idea where the girls were acquired.
Havana again -
Went back to Havana with blue balls from my travels. I wanted to fuck three girls before flying home the next day. This time I knew where to go, back to Manzana bar I went around 10pm, empty. No girls, you lazy Cuban sluts... Went to the fountain, immediately saw to sexy mulatas in red fuck me dresses sat there, eyed them up and down to signal my approval. Got playing with a cute kitten that was there while I waited to make a move. No bother, they got up and sat next to me. Threesome time i thought, how much is this gonna cost me? They tried making small talk but I cut to the chase, how much? They looked at each other and said 40 cuc each, and 15 for the Casa as standard... Fuck that other jinetero took even more, for a finders fee for the casa.
Seems fair, we make a move, these girls are blazé and didnt want to maintain a distance, weren't they afraid of the police I asked, it was still kind of light out, they didnt worry because they had already paid the weekly bribe apparently. Door pops open to the casa as if they had a remote, but likely there was a guy on the balcony on the second floor keeping an eye out. We go in, as a stupid mug of tourist i pay 25 because there were two girls, should have just said no and walked and he would have no doubt relented.
I pay the girls, they undress, im really impressed with Jessica, she's got a great ass, perky C cup tits and a firm body, she's got a cute nervous tick so she's always blinking rapidly which combined with her long eye lashes and doe eyes, its a nice treat. Maria im less impressed with, despite both of them being apparently 20, Maria has had three children already, and while shes slim her tits aren't firm and body is nowhere near as firm as Jessica's. Maria looks like a scaled up (not grown up) Parker Mckenna Posey. Jessica like Raquel Villar. They pee and douche taking their time.
Jessica did dfk but not much, and she was a smoker, not my cup of tea. Both sucked my cock but one at a time, jessica was a pro, Maria really lackluster. They really rushed me, so onto Jessica cowgirl, 3 minutes and apparently it was my turn. Tried fucking Maria to compare but apparently Cuban Sex Workers know you dont double dip with the same condom, so i stuck to Jessica, wasn't in a hurry anyway. Onto missionary, while maria is playing with my nippled, and rubbing her tits giving me a show, didn't really want instructions, nor did she want fingers inside her cunt. Jessica was all round great, sexy as fuck. So after 20 minutes i want to move onto Maria, fresh condom goes on, but apparently she's in pain and cant fuck, she's actually too dry, i suspect from using soap to douche, we try but it hurts, she wants to go down on her to lube ber up, i don't call bluff, I'm not getting throat cancer. So Jessica grumbles and gets back on all fours and back in i go, and make María get into doggy style so i can play with her ass, that was fun. She's so tight im having to go slow, they initiate a conversation in Cuban Spanish, I cant understand a word, but i think they were getting high after... So i said fuck it, im done, all the while they kept asking me come... So even in Cuba you have clock watchers. So i said you want me to come? Both suck my cock like in a porno and i will. It was nice having two girls on my cock and balls, but they weren't into it enough to be super hot, it was a chore and they wanted it to be over asap. I said fuck it, you'll wank onto both your faces. Maria refused, but Jess ever the champ was game, just dont get it on hair hair. Challenge accepted you time wasting sluts. They had me straddle her at the waist and start going, they obviously just wanted me to come on her tits, but i know myself, those blue balls incurred from touring Cuba, i knew I would go off like a shotgun. The first volley went sailing over her head, the second heavier artillery landed true, in her hair, the rest on her chin and tits, and i just kept cumming, spurred on by her screaming in panic trying to flee, i left a nice last payload on her pubic mound. We had a giggle and they called me a terrorist, or women and hair. Fair dos, it must be difficult to remove cum from streight hair let alone curly hair.
We had agreed it was for a two hour session, it was too good to be true, they put their clothes on and said they would be back with more condoms, but i knew they wouldn't be back, didnt really care, only Jessica had been worth the money.
They had offered scissoring for 20 Cuc, but lesbo shows dont really do anything for me. I think if i had just wanted Jessica I could have negotiated for 30 Cuc, the room would have been the standard 15 cuc. But all in all, a Threesome for £85, never gonna happen in the UK.
The night was young, went back to Manzana and at 11.30 there still wasnt any life, went back to the fountain and there only black women past their primes. So i decided to try the premium women of Havana. I got a Taxi to Q'Bola lounge which is actually further out in Vedado, not an actual far distance, but the cunts wanted 20 cuc, i went from cabbie to cabbie till i negotiated down to 10.
