https://www.adultwork.com/7682756

Location - SW5, Earls Court
Girl - 5ft5, Brazilian, Bleach Blonde hair, enhanced breasts, cleanish feet, thicc body and big bum
Cost - £200 for 1 Hour which included OWO, FK, DFK, RO and unprotected sex.

I saw Zaya few weeks ago, she used to have a maid/pimp mind her phone on a different number but I saw the number changed when I saw her AW profile. Originally had seen her on kommons but I am starting to not trust kommons profiles much nowadays. Anyway, I text the new number and I got more of a personal response.
The previous number was asking me my race, asking me to send a photo and video call which I declined.
We arrange a mid-week afternoon booking for 1 hour which was easier/discreet on the new number.

I arrive and was buzzed in.
Usual behind the door trick and she was wearing a black robe plus some pink underwear. The pictures are airbrushed and she is chubbier in real life. She was friendly but doesn't speak much english so we talk in portuguese.

Paperwork was sorted, no shower offered but I was freshly showered and she starts with OWO which was decent but she can't deep throat. It got a bit toothy the longer she went. She was fresh down below and RO she was responsive. I asked her for a condom but she said "You black guy, you don't need one with me". I got a bit caught up in the moment then just went for it. Maybe due to bad influence but I didn't think about the consequences.
I hadn't had bareback sex in a while so I came pretty fast but managed to pull out while coming to avoid ejaculating inside of her.
I felt a bit anxious afterwards but she was kissing me and trying to converse with me.
I decided to go home so I can shower and get myself tested. The punt was going well until I reminded myself that I am having unprotected sex with an escort. These things can happen unexpectedly so I just got myself tested and will be responsible for my own sexual health.



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So haven't punted for a while searched and found daisy looked decent  and she was available.
Comms very good agreed time and price which was one hour owo cim  £160.
Arrived at the location very easy to find parked around and the corner and walked up to the address.
Daisy opened the door and up we went to the room, she's hot nice face and and decent body with lovely pair of bangers. Sorted out the paper and we got down to business lots of kissing and touching.
She sucked me off which was very good and then we did 69, she had a decent pussy looked and tasted like peaches.
On went the Mac she rode me reverse cow girl and honestly she was tight and she made me bust my nut within 10 minutes!
She gave me a deep tissue massage for 15 minutes it was fucking amazing I needed that.
Then on to round two she started kissing me and sucked me off , she went down to edge of the bed and came in her mouth, had a shower and off I went.
Overall a solid 8 definitely would go back.

https://www.adultwork.com/6343631

 https://www.adultwork.com/6611644

Location - London, east region
Cost - £170/45 minutes with OWO included.
Girl - Short, 5ft4, chubby, big breasts, big round bum, belly fat, brownish dark hair and average face. Her current form makes the pictures on her profile look laughable. All at certain angles which create mystique but the reality is not as good. Think I built her up too much in my head.

Service - Was booked in to see her day before. No deposit requested and text confirmation.
On the day, I  was directed to a hotel I have not been to before which I was surprised about. I had to take a lift up to her floor and meet her close to the lift. She was texting me where to meet her in the hotel.
She meet me on her floor in a tracksuit.
Got inside handed the money and went for a shower. She got changed quickly into a blue playsuit then started with a massage.
No effort in the massage she gave me and she used this time to ask me questions like an icebreaker.
She asked me to massage her but I declined and told her to give me a blowjob instead. She didn't even have any baby oil or nothing so a massage was pointless.

The blowjob, she put lube on her hands and gave me a handjob for the shaft plus a blowjob for the head. She was not able to get any length in and she struggled for this part. Furthermore, she did not allow any RO, fingering, I didn't want to kiss her as I could smell smokers breath on her and I got a bit bored of sucking her breast as her skin was a bit dry.
The sex was limited to doggy, missionary and side spoon as she said that "she could not ride me due to her cervix being short meaning she will bleed on me" Her words not mine.
In doggy, she was not able to handle penetration at more than slow speed or more than shallow depth so it was very stop and start plus constantly asking her "Are you ok/all good?".
Due to her size and height, we found missionary position was better and she was able to use her toy on herself at the same time in the position.
The sex was a struggle and I think it came down to her general fitness levels. She was unable to make movements as you would expect and she got sweaty/tired very quickly. Think she is suited to someone who likes low intensity punts.

She said it is 1 time cum in bookings up to an hour, I did COB and she asked if she can take a picture of my dick on her breast with all the cum but she said she will not send me a copy of the picture so I did not allow her to take a picture of this.
At the end she mentions a few things which stuck with me:
1. Mia is actually a 34 year old single mother, not 28 years old advertised on her profile and she was born in Plaistow, E13 which is a very rough area.
2. Mia alerted me to some marks on her arms which she said was "not self harm marks but marks from being burned by her hair straightener" I never noticed them prior but it looked like scabs which are in the process of healing but they will leave permanent scars.
3. Mia took a dig at other british escorts quoting "Lot's of other British escorts are struggling at the minute [they give poor service], she doesn't like working with other girls as she doesn't trust other escorts and  I should book for a longer period next time (I won't).
4. She said she can't deep throat because she vomits when she does it.



Would I return?
No
Would I recommend?
No unless you are a submissive punter

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https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/barnsley-s75/100---no-rush-service/322750862

Details

Incall
30 minutes
£70

Pre meet

I had a spare few hours mid week, and I thought I would take a chance that the pictures were accurate, and I would be seeing a very attractive young Asian girl. The appointment was arranged by text, and the lady was prompt in replying with services, prices, and list of extras (DFK and OWO both £20), which I declined. I agreed a 30 minute appointment with a massage followed by full service.

Meeting

I arrived at the agreed time on the outskirts of Barnsley town centre and was given the house number when I let her know I was there. The lady that answered the door was attractive and greeted me with a kiss, but unfortunately she wasn't the girl in the pictures and aged 10-15 years older than the advertised age of 21. Form here on out is is going to be a negative, and maybe I should have walked, but I was horny as hell and the girl was still attractive and friendly, so I decided to stay.

I was ushered upstairs to the bedroom, removed my clothes and lay down on the bed ready for the massage. There was no real attempt at a proper massage, instead she just rubbed her breats on my back, licked ans kissed my ear and neck, and gave my back a little rub.

After I five minutes or so minutes of this I decided to instigate the main event and move things along, which she was obviously hoping for. Now the main event itself was pretty good. She was attractive, had a nice body and put effort into this, firstly giving me OW, and then climbing on top to ride me whilst giving the occasionally unexpected mouth kiss (very light FK). When I sensed she was getting a bit tired I moved us into missionary and put some work in. Again, this part was better than expected, as she maintained eye contact and pulled me in for the odd kiss. I could feel I was getting close, so then flipped her over and pounded away in doggy before filling the bag.

I was offered wipes and the use of the facilities afterwards, and there was a bit of chit chat. I found out that she had been in Barnsley for just over a week, far shorter than the profile had been up. This is obviously a shared profile with ever changing Asian girls there.

Rating

This is a negative for me. It was a bait an switch, and as a result I will not be returning.

Gloucester Road
250 for an hour
Happened a few weeks ago

Now and again I prefer an hour massage and happy-ending and always choose this company. I have been with a few ladies on their books and never had anything bar a great time.

Serena has a nice place in a well-known street 5 mins from Gloucester Road tube. it is a really nice flat with soft lighting.  Serena was so sexy and attentive. She was chatty and friendly from the off. She is short, super pretty and her body is all natural. Curvy with large soft breasts. An extra 50 to touch and squeeze.

It was a very erotic massage and, unlike most of the tantic massages I have had,  75% of the attention was on my cock and balls.

An hour of oily sliding all over me and a huge explosion at the end made it really memorable. In some ways better than an escort where I find I have less connection and it is over in half the time

Will return for sure

xxx Sweet Jessy xxx
https://www.adultwork.com/7652298
1 hr £ 130
Location Derby well know place for WG's
Parking on road, metered but very cheap

Contacted in morning as had the horn and fancied a good fuck, had seen her profile for some time and as she was available gave a quick txt just before 9am. By 10.05 was in and at it
Comms very good, her English is excellent.

Think she is a bit older than the stated 31 but arnt they all, also the photos show her a few pounds lighter, but she had a great body, nice tits, and firm thighs - she wasn't fat by any means

Gave a neutral as paid for the hour be was out by 10.50am

Very pleasant lass, good kissing. Said that oral was with as she was on antibiotics for a tooth issue. (Again another slight -ve)
She was very good at OW
Plenty of touching and feeling
Went down on her, and I think the is why things ended earlier than the 1hr, within a few mins had her coming, and kept it up for at least 15mins, poor lass was shattered, but had a very radiant smile.
Fucked in CG, mish and Doggy. Kept saying it was time for me to cum, said had over 20 mins left, but she said more like 10 (hence why not a +ve)
She got nice and wet
Pussy tasted great, plenty of enthusiasm.
Finished off by walking whilst fondling her tits, kissing and her cradling my balls
Cleaned up and out
All in all did what I wanted, she was a very nice lady, would I go back - not sure, there are others who dont kick you out the door.
Would I recommend, yes, she was a delight to have squirming on my face and cock

Gumtree advert 'Best massage in Northampton '
Date: February 2024
Cost: £60 - 1hour plus £30 HE. Total £90.
Phone number: 07379211519

Comms.
All done by what's app, price list sent seeming just legit but I'm sure I've seen something on here saying more was on offer but just can't seem to locate it now. Good instructions given to find location which is NN1 part of Northampton.
There's a side door next to a hair & beauty salon which your told to enter & go upstairs to 1st floor and knock on a certain door. I had parked a 5 minute walk away in a retail car park which was free for me because of the day/time I visited, reasonable hourly rates other times I believe.

Emma:
A good looking Romanian girl mid to late 20s I would guess. About 5' 5" or 5' 6", Blonde hair and probably a slim dress size 8-10. She was wearing black Tee shirt & black shorts.
Overall a good looking girl with very nice legs.

Meeting:
Went upstairs and knocked on door at the agreed time of appointment  - no answer.
Opened door which led into a reception room with desk, chairs, sort of beauty treatment chair & a few beauty products but no one there. Knocked on another door & Emma came out looking a bit surprised. She said she was running a bit late with her previous customer and could I wait 10 or 15minutes. She then asked me to go back out to the landing where there was another chair to wait because she had forgotten to lock the 1st door into the reception area.
Because I had got a look at her especially in her shorts I was ok to wait.
Note:
Lucky I didn't open the 2nd door as I might of walked in on one of you guys getting tugged off by Emma?
As the guy came out he turned right to go down the stairs & I'm sat slightly around the opposite side so you don't see each other. Not a problem for me as I don't live in Northampton but just thought I'd mention it as if you were sat in the reception area you would see each other!

There are pictures on Gumtree advert which show you the treatment room.
The girl in the Gumtree advert is not Emma. I would guess from the advert it could be Lilly the other therapist that works there as they do 4 hands massage too.

Emma invites me in apologising for the mix up, wait & showing me that she has definitely locked the main door this time.
Asked to undress, lay face down while she went out to the reception area to put my £60 away. It seemed like an age until she came back in, but probably about 5minutes. Asked me how I wanted the pressure to which I said firm swedish on my back & lighter relaxing on my front.
She then started on my feet & calfs. This is where the neutral comes in because this went on for a ridiculous length of time & I noticed she had sat herself down on a small chair with wheels whilst she was doing this!
I could of obviously said something but I tend to let massage therapist do what they want to a certain degree on my 1st visit, hoping not to spoil the atmosphere & hoping things improve as the hour progresses?
She then asked if the pressure was ok, so I lifted my head to have a look at the clock on the wall whilst saying it was fine. Saw that she had been doing my feet/calfs for at least 20minutes.
Finally moved onto my back, shoulders, upper thighs/hips & butt.
Forgot to mention that I was undraped & no towel in place from the start.
Her massage was ok once she got away from my feet, not the best I've had but certainly not the worst. I think she's probably had some training but she just came across as not particularly enthusiastic about what she was doing. She wasn't frightened to give my butt a good massage & got very close to my tackle when doing my inner thighs to the point of I felt som 'accidental' brushing of my sac, certainly enough to start getting me hard.

The massage picked up when she asked me to turn over. She continued the massage on my legs going very close to my now fully erect cock whilst doing my thighs. She then popped the question of did I want a HE ?
Obviously your not going to say no to a slim, good looking girl with really nice legs on show.
She poured some more heated oil on my cock and to start with she began really gently & slowly which felt absolutely great, I was thinking wow she's turned this massage around & I'm going to really enjoy getting tugged off by this good looking girl  - then all of a sudden she spoit it by going 100mph to bring me to a finish.
Helped me a little to clean up before going into a small bathroom to wash her hands. I asked her how much I owed her for the HE & she said £30.
Dressed up, a few pleasantries exchanged & I was off back to my car.
Quick check on the watch & Emma had given me the full 60min once she got started.

Summary

Positives:
She is a good looking girl with a nice slim figure & oh did I mention her lovely slim legs??
Good sized treatment room with a comfortable massage table.

Negatives:
Spent too much time wasted on my feet/calfs  - I think she done this so she could spend some of the hour seated , maybe she'd had a late night?
No shower  - I knew this before attending but the oil used really did have a very strong smell to it. I was fortunate that I could put my clothes straight into the washing machine when I got home. Be aware if your OH is around because you are not going to get away with it. Yes the oil was that strong of an odour!
£90 for a clothed HE is probably at the higher end of the going rate?

Going with a neutral mainly because I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say I might have caught her on an off day? No excuse I know if I'm handing over £90 I hear a few of you say! But she did have great legs.....!

Question for other members...
Has anyone visited the other girl who is pictured in the Gumtree advert and I'm guessing is Lilly & does all the communications. Is her massage treatment better?
Thanks in advance.


Treatment room is a good size with a comfortable massage table

Saw EnglishMissMicha last week. She has a AW profile here.
Booked a half hour incall. Comms were organised and meet was easily arranged.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=4289071

Meet arranged via txt, address in Nottingham outskirts was a bit hard to find but she rang me and guided me to the door. Paid 120 for half an hour.
First impression was a little negative - she seemed to have a bit more weight than on profile photos, and house smelt a bit. I jumped in the shower to freshen up before getting down to action in the bedroom.
This is when I discovered she has a really positive attitude and is very enthusiastic. Lots of DFK, touching, and she gave an amazing BJ. Finished with sex in cowgirl, she has a nice tight pussy too. Really enthusiastic throughout and we ended up running over by at least 10 minutes.
Overall a strong positive.

First Review so if I miss anything, let me know.

https://birchplace.com/@ts_contessa

Met Contessa in Milton Keynes about a week ago, £120 for half an hour. Communication by text and no issues at all. Looks like her profile, nice body, fake tits, small cock which got hard no problem. She was very pleasant, very chatty, french kisses and enthusiastic when we got down to business. At one point she moved off the bed and bent over, hands against the wall and encouraged me to fuck her hard and told me to look at us in the mirrored wardrobe, giving me lots of eye contact and noises etc, which was a nice touch and didn't take me too long to cum after this. She didn't cum, don't know if she does, wasn't offered any extras.

Definitely recommend.

https://www.premium-escorts.com/british-chinese-newcastle-slim-escort.html

£70/30 mins

As normal with Premium, initial comms were good. They respond quickly to texts and give clear instructions.

The venue was a seafront apartment. I got the flat number and tried the front door but it was locked (with no bell). A quick text to Premium, who confirmed I was in the right place (a major relief) and said Cali would come down. Ten minutes later I’m still standing at the door like a suspicious-looking lemon! Eventually another resident let me in (thanks to another UKP member’s advice, I said I was waiting for ‘our lass’) and I went upstairs.

Cali opened the door in jeans (showing off her lovely bum) and top (sadly she didn’t take it off, so I never got to see her boobs). No, she wasn’t on her way down at all: she was waiting for me in the flat!

Money exchanged, she told me to undress and lie on the bed. She used her hands to get me hard, then on with condom for OW. Then climbed on top. Then doggy. I came far too early for my liking, but it was obvious that a second round was off the table.

Cali looks exactly as described - can’t fault her looks at all. But the whole punt seemed brusque, rushed and business-like. She later said she didn’t do GFE, but rather ‘fuck and go’, which is exactly what I received.

Afterwards, I toyed with giving this a negative. But I’m choosing neutral because some of the issues were nothing to do with her (eg door fiasco). And the others were more to do with me: I came too early so didn’t get a chance to enjoy the punt more, and it made me realise that most of my enjoyment is the fantasy that a beautiful woman WANTS to be with me. For someone who wants the service that Cali provides, I’d absolutely recommend her. Just not for me.

https://www.adultwork.com/6101781

Exceptional service from Ivana. Dressed as requested in nurses uniform and really delivered. Her body is exactly as pictured and if you like the fake pornstar look just the ticket. She has a routine but that didn't detract from our meet. Let her take the lead but then took over to fully explore her talents and body.

30mins @ £100. Usual location for ladies opposite Liverpool Station.

I saw this one first on VS:

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/leeds-ls1/brooke-new-in-your-town-fun-time-english/324243771

and more or less dismissed it as probably too good to be true for the price, but then saw it on AW:

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7303041

plus noted a couple of reports on here.  This set me wondering as one was glowing the other negative.  But if the pix were accurate she was good looking with an ideal body type for me, so I decided to go for it.

Comms were fast and efficient, and led me on the day to a place Leeds punters are clearly familiar with, a pile of scaffolding off Wellington St.  I rarely punt in Leeds because I'm from here, and always concerned that there's a family member or colleague about to pop up.  As mentioned in the other threads, parking is dire so I chose public transport which was quicker and cheaper than parking.

Text directions led me through a button box controlled door, was buzzed in and arrived at the flat.  Knocked and was let in.  All efficient.

Brooke was behind the door and greeted me in a very friendly and quite loud manner, but was smiley and set me at ease straight away.  Not much need for a description as she's exactly as depicted, even wearing the same maroon coloured thing she has on in the pix. She's no more than size 6, about 5' 5'' and her age is probably about accurate. Based on some of the (rather unkind) comments I'd read I was on the alert for signs of drug use or weird behaviour, but there were none.  She is indeed very skinny, with a very handsome face that could have been stunning 10 or 15 years ago.  Only downside was that she could have taken better care of her teeth over the years, but that was it.  Handed over £70 for 30 mins.

A bit of light kissing and she was straight into owo, which was so good I seriously thought of just laying there and let it happen, but as we were only ten minutes in I decided to pause, cover up and go for a session of gymnastics before returning for an owo/cim finish, which I hadn't discussed with her but felt it was defo on the cards.

So into mish first, and remarked to myself how tight she felt, and nicely lubed up, which might even have been natural.  Changed position a couple of times and this was so good as well that I eventually just flipped her back to mish and came in the bag.   Had a cuddle and a no-rush chat during clean-up and dressing, during which she was very (probably too much) forthcoming about her private life.  I had been offered a shower both before and after but didn't need either.  So I returned to the street after the full 30 mins and was quite happy.  I found her likeable, if a bit over talkative, attractive and excellent at her job, and wouldn't hesitate to return.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=5513149

Came across Baby.dolls profile today She's well reviewed on here based up north but down for the weekend.

Meet took place tonight Paid £60 for 30 mins. Good comms before and once I had arrived. Location was easy to find and access. Plenty off street parking.

She let me in and was wearing stockings , sorted out the paper work. I thought she looked better than the pics - nice, slim, natural body with cute face. Spoke fluent English and could hold a good conversation most off all no attitude and very friendly.

Lay down on the bed and started with LK before moving onto a covered BJ. Could feel myself getting close and ended up popping in the bag. I couldn’t mange another round so laid there just talking to her and having banter. Profile is accurate. Very responsive on text.

First time with a lovely Romanian lass with great friendly and willing attitude. Price reasonable for 30mins.

Only asked for a bj as I just needed a good release. She’s only here till Sunday evening.

Happy punting lads!

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/longfleet-bh15/sexy--slutty---very-willing--new-thai-girl--come-and-get-me/326423596

Saw this one on vivastreet, couldn't find her on AW,and was immediately attracted to the big naturals, 42 DD said the advert.

Fired off a text ,sure enough it's the flat opposite Poole Park (see previous 3  reviews)

Booked the usual 30 minutes for £80.

Arrived and was let in by a slim quite pretty thai girl early 30s at a guess ,in a dressing gown and slippers (not the most alluring this seems to be a theme here?

Introduced herself as Laila ,she was very  smile and friendly .

Paperwork sorted I stripped off ,as did she to reveal the humongous tits and yes they were big and natural,if slightly going south.

Had a nice naked lip kiss and cuddle before getting on the bed and having a good old grope and more kissing.

This got me to attention and the bag was fitted on.

I stood up and she got on her knees to suck,good deep technique and no teeth.

I knew this wasn't going to last long as I hadn't had sex since my last visit here so back on the bed ,legs on my shoulders in mish and pounded her until I finished.

Had a bit of a post cum cuddle and a chat ,really friendly and cheerful girl would liked to have took her out on a date in different circumstances.

So to summarise,good if vanilla punt with a big titted unicorn Thai girl,shame I was so horny and it didn't last too long.

My only gripe about this place is they never wear any nice lingerie, always dressed in dressing gowns .

No doubt I'll be back in a few more weeks.

Edit : can administrator move review to Escort section as I've posted in massage,was not a massage punt.

Here’s a link to the brothel: https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/south-croydon--cr2/thays----new-new-in-croydon/326264560

The post code took me to Broughton Road. Parked my car down, using Ringo. 1.70 for an hour. After calling them, was redirected to no. XXX London Road. Mamasan came out, to welcome me. The place is in a groundfloor flat just by the main door. After going in, there were 2 girls to choose from. I went with this girl called Victoria. Very nice figure and HUGE tits.

After selecting the girl, I was asked how long I wanted to stay.
15m for. BJ for 60
30m includes 1 time sex and BJ for 80
45m including 2 times sex and BJ for 100
60m including 3 times sex and BJ for 120

As the girl I picked was stunning, i went for 60m. Then extras included French Kiss for 30, owo for 30, fingering for 30 and anal for 70. I repeat the girl was stunning so went for a french kiss extra.

About the girl. Her name is Victoria, she’s about 175cm tall. Size 10, HUGE tits and beautiful face. Unfortunately doesn’t speak any English.

I was redirected to an ensuite room. After showering we started cuddling and kissing before she started licking all over my body before putting on a condom and started giving me a BJ. Oh my she was good! Afterwards i started playing with her titties then she started on top, rided me like there was no tomorrow. I was about to cum when i told her to swap positions. She bent over and we started doggy. OMG she had such a nice Arse. After giving it to her from the back, i told her to turn over and we did missionary. I could tell she was enjoying it and whilest i was giving it to her, she was also rubbing her pussy. She smelled so good. Then i cummed……

She wiped me and then we layed down and she was tickling my balls and kissing my ears and neck. Tried asking how long she has been in London, and boy…. She didnt speak a word of English. I eventually gave up…..

She got me hard again, so she started giving me another round of BJ. I was so worn out from the first round that I couldnt go very hard, so I told her to take off the condom and just wank me off and play with my balls. I eventually wanked myself off with her help rubbing my balls.

I looked at the clock and I have only been there for 30 minutes but was ready to leave as I had to go to Ikea 

As I was getting dressed, she pulled her phone out and on google translator she said she’s 22 years old and has been in London only for 2 weeks and is at the place until sunday.

I highly recommend anyone to give them a visit before Victoria leaves this Sunday.

Very tempted to give her one more visit before she goes elsewhere.

Looks: 9/10
Location: 8/10
Atmosphere: 5/10 the bed was very squeaky and the springs in the mattress were gone.
BJ: 7/10

EDIT Door number removed.

When she toured the area:

https://www.adultwork.com/7136686 or https://www.adultwork.com/Naughty+Thai+Nesta

She was in the normal Thai place above the shops. The entrance is discreet enough.
Comms were OK.
Free to park just round the corner.

Abut 5'2.
Face 5
Body 5.5
In her early to mid 30s.
Back tattoo.

Friendly and fairly bouncy personality.
Had some enthusiasm but it was a little boring.
Wasn't great at anything, surprisingly, though it was functional.
Price was good.

Pros
Attitude
Personality
Price

Cons
Abilities
Services

Summary, just not involved enough. Doesn't provide the things she says she's good at.

Overall, 5 out of 10.
Would I return? No.

***** Overall*****
- Kelly's skills were very good but face and body were simply below average.
- I will return to this shop but would certainly not pick her again.


*****Logistics / Location / Looks*****
- Website: http://reborn-massage.com/
- 5 min walk from Paddington station. Some paid parking slots nearby.
- Entrance on quiet street, next to a restaurant.
- It looks like a normal shop from the outside but had no signs.
- The entrance is a shop on the ground floor, with massage rooms in LG.
- Very good and quiet rooms. Some rooms have ensuite, good sized shower.
- The room and message tables feels slightly bigger than other places (8/10).
- Arranged with the reception lady Grace to meet with Kelly via whatsapp, who is new and I haven't met.
- I met her first week of Apr.
- Kelly is Chinese and speaks poor English.
- She is in her early-40s. Face and body (with some belly fat) are both below average.
- However, she has natural D tits.
- For more information about how and why I came up with this review, please see the background reading at the end.


*****Price & Services*****
- Paid Grace £70 for an hour, and agreed with Kelly on £60 to do shower together, B2B massage, and OW (total £130).
- Shared bath.
- Professionally massaged me.
- Body to body massage and licked my body
- She sucked my balls and OW.
- Finished with hand and COB.
- Shared shower again with her before leaving.


***** Positive *****
- Entrance on a quiet residential street so it was discreet.
- Her tits are big and soft.
- Very good body licking / OW skills.
- Very patient - not rushed and no clock watching at all.


***** Neutral *****
- B2B massage was good but could have done more.


***** Negative *****
- Face, body, and make-up were all below average. I simply didn't have enough interest in her.
- Shared shower was not erotic at all. I don't think it was worth it.



Ever wondered how and why I came up with this review? Continue reading:

***** Background reading*****

The services I seek
- Services I seek as a minimum: B2B/FSBM and HE/HJ.
- Services I would prefer if available: shared/assisted shower, soapy massage, shared bath/bath ritual, light lips kissing, OW, mutual massage, nuru massage, balls licking & sucking, COB/COT, tit job/wank, and Dirty Talk.
- Services I sometimes seek: FS.
- Services I never seek: BB, OWO and rimming.

My preference on bookings
- Length: 60 mins (95%).
- Budget: £120 to £200 (median £150), always cash.
- WGs’ age preference: 25 to 40 (median 30).
- WG style preference: long-haired, wears nice but light perfume, medium to heavy overall make-up, extravagant eye lashes, height below 175cm, B+ natural tits, and fit to medium body shape and weight.
- Types: Agency (60%) / Walk-in shops (30%) / AW (10%).
- Area I specialise in: Paddington/Bayswater (40%) / Liverpool Street/Aldgate (40%).
- Areas I am exploring: London Bridge, Notting Hill, and Central London/Soho.

Telephone - 07588 3586496
When: This week
Comms: Rang ahead on the day
Lady: Numfar is late 30's, attractive, petite
Cost: 1hr massage £50 + £70 B2B

The Meet: Not met before, though seen others at this establishment, Linda and Katie and wanted to try Nina but her day off.
The massage was pretty well delivered but not the best (6-7/10)
Her English is pretty decent, 10 years in UK & has another career / skills which she can tell you about.

On turnover she asked what I wanted, so didn't get full menu but BJ, RO, sex seems off the agenda as values her health.
I fancied B2B, she wanted £80, I'd suggested £60 & made it clear we would leave it at that and finish the massage. She countered with £70 ( £60 next time & never paid more than latter there). Away we went! She has a cracking petite figure with C/D tits which might be real - slow reveal of nice red lacy underwear. Touching allowed but not inside. The b2b could have been more rigorous, but she's keen to give pleasure and take some instruction & a further visit may deliver more. Great finish and took time to clean me up. I used the very good shower and she suggested we did that together next time, possible but cosy!!

She's a funny girl, cheeky, terrific smile and good banter & I expect to return. The Reception area has a had a good refresh.

I've got to be quick as OH roaming the house.

Can't find any other reviews on here so maybe a TOFTT
Very pretty mixed race 21yr old, cracking eyes.
Size 10, 5'6 as per her profile seems about right, cracking body with, nice curves with juicy tits and ass.

Price £150 1 hour
Location: behind Digbeth coach station near the white swan pub.

I sent a text and within an hour i was entering her apartment, amongst other openings.
Kissing(lovely lips), RO,OWO,CG, Doggy and missionary.
No tongues on kissing but wasn't shy to kiss or shove her tits in your mouth.
 
Exchanged the cash and straight onto my dick( freshly showered previously), she had her ass to a mirror so you get a glorious view,
Reciprocated with RO, fully shaved and a nice neat pussy, where she pulled her legs up so i could get stuck in.

Rubbered up and moved into CG, no lube in sight and a nice firm fit, she came in for kisses,
She also propped up my head with a pillow then proceeded to put her tits into my mouth

Onto doggy and she has a great ass to waist ratio , whilst being firm yet just the right amount of jiggle.

Switch to missionary as i was tiring and enjoyed the view.

Needed a hand job to cross the finish line, as i normally have to these days.
She gave me some wipes to clean up while she went to wipe the juice off her hands.

Now for the downsides.
No hand towel in the bathroom, nor any toilet roll if you needed it.
When i came back to the room she had put her lacy gown back on, so guessed that was it.
 
It was around the 45 minute mark and once i've popped there's no round 2 these days.
Maybe worth asking if there's a cum limit if you pop more than once.

The pics on her profile are very accurate.
https://www.adultwork.com/6810241

If i've missed anything just ask.

ps. She says she tours but is here for a while

https://www.adultwork.com/1601444 or https://www.adultwork.com/AlexxaVice+

BLUF - Wow. This was a bucket list punt for me. It hurt the wallet but i'd wanted to do it for a while and it did not disappoint.

Price - 4 hours for £2500

Date - Tail end of last year

Comms - Not great. Messaged way in advance and kept a delayed string of messages for updates on AW. Got given a number thankfully and 2 weeks before messaged on AW just to check all was good, not read. Then a week before i messaged to check and eventually got a response and all was cleared up but as i had initially booked so long in advance she had forgotten so thankfully i persevered.

Girl/Looks - Not much more to add really. She is all over the internet and what you see is what you get. A pretty girl ready for filth.

Location - Hotel Zone 1

Meet/Services - DFK, OWO, DT, Face fucking, Spanking, Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, sub games, toys, butt plug, floggers/paddles, nipple clamps, fucking outside (balcony),

Particular Highlights
- Got her to bring her cow outfit/bikini from her twitter and by god she looked great bursting out of it. I don't know when the cow thing came in, but i am on board.
- Her arse is a sight, by her own admission, constantly squatting on cock has helped her.
- Her DT and face fucking was spectacular.
- As my sub I had her on her knees pleasuring herself before she could suck my cock, and she was desparate to have me, begging me.
- Had her on a lead and crawling around for me.
- Took her and fucked her on the balcony. It was cold and we couldn't for a long time but we both wanted to.
- She just generally seemed to down to earth and eager to fuck. It complimented the time so well.

Negatives
- oddly enough no watersports. I asked and she seemed genuine when saying she does it for scenes but it isn't her number one thing and as i like to focus on the woman's pleasure we left it. Not a negative for me, but highlighting for those interested.

Conclusion - Would i vist again - in a heartbeat. Will my wallet let me - sadly not. This was a bucket list that i had to tick and i'm glad i did and sad i did as i would love to see her again but fear it will be a while until i have the funds to do so again. She is like she is on screen but probably more genuine with you in person, and was an absolutely fantastic punt.

https://www.adultwork.com/6519039 or https://www.adultwork.com/British+Katie+G

BLUF - Pretty Milf type blonde, but just held back and held me back.

Price - 2 hours £360

Date - Couple weeks ago

Comms - All good via AW and then whatsapp on the day.

Girl/Looks - Blonde Milf type, very very slight resemblance to Emma Starr, mainly on hair and fake chest.

Location - Incall in elstree hotel

Meet/Services - LFK, Multiple sex positions, OWO, outfits, toys, spanking, roleplay.

Particular Highlights
- By no means faultered at anything we did.
- Made some suggestions and could tell she wanted me to be pleased.

Negatives
- Not quite as submissive as i was lead to believe.
- She would keep angling herself during doggy to prevent a good rythym.
- Had a going through the motions vibe.

Conclusion - I wouldn't visit again. It was an ok meet and there was nothing major to put me off and it was almost a neutral, but the constant angling during positions to prevent us having sex to the best we could always really annoys me, and not what i'm paying for. Other than that she is a pretty milf but i guess just isn't for me.

https://www.adultwork.com/3208190 or https://www.adultwork.com/HornyNikki

BLUF - Pretty buxom girl, eager to please as a sub, great OWO and leans into her pleasure well.

Price - 3 hours £600

Date - Late last year

Comms - Professional, on AW and then whatsapp on the day.

Girl/Looks - Pretty eastern european girl with a very large chest, on the curvy side.

Location - Hotel in Zone 1

Meet/Services - DFK, OWO, Spanking, Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, sub, toys.

Particular Highlights
- Really great oral, wet, sloppy and deep.
- Good curvy woman who can take it well for long periods and gets into it.
- Good dirty talk.
- Kept her heels on which i never thought much of normally but enjoyed it, did end up ripping though the sheets as she writhed in pleasure.
- She got so into it, found her pushing me and getting more out of me.

Negatives
- Can talk a lot, wasn't too bad as i had a lot of time booked but is hard to control.

Conclusion - Was a great meet, and watching her writhe in pleasure was a great sight. I would visit again, but i think there is better for not as much (my favourites).

Right, I have some time so time to catch up on some reviews.

https://www.adultwork.com/3641872 https://www.adultwork.com/victoriaroselondon Old links for indexing

https://www.victoriaroselondon.com/

BLUF - Beautiful girl, great bum who loves a roleplay and great to please. Does clearly want to cater to more of a "date" vibe.

Price - £500 for 3 hours (i think)

Date - Last year

Comms - Well managed, little delay initially but all handled professionally on AW.

Girl/Looks - Beautiful redheaded pocket rocket sized girl with a really great arse. She is a dancer/performer so is flexible and toned. Quite a few pics out there of her.

Location - She was hosting one of her rare incalls and it was an apartment in central London.

Meet/Services - DFK, OWO, Spanking, Roleplay, Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Spoon, submissive a bit, toys.

Particular Highlights
- Her arse in doggy is magnificent.
- She roleplays well.
- Happy to use toys and shows she is being pleased well.
- She definitely can dance/perform.
- Good kisser.

Negatives
- Anticipation built up I was keen to get started. I brought some red wine for us to enjoy throughout, and we sat with a glass and then chatted for a while. It was evident that this is part of the experience and the fun would be delayed. This was a slight shame to an otherwise great meet, and clearly I think she caters for the high end date then fun experience. But for me, when i'm paying for the time, I want to use it as best as possible. I'm not punting to date...

Conclusion - Really beautiful girl and is good fun but there is a date element, from what i think stems from a "high end" experience, but high end depends on the service and not a defined type of meet.

Not much in Hatfield. Brazilian, Romanian, Russian and now Polish are baiting and switching. Nothing tasty.
One positive review on Polish Ana and i was tempted to try 30 minutes for £80. www.adultwork.com/7673180

Communications were good and i guess that was the maid as Ana had issues with English, more on this later.
Flats near Aldi and I was given the flat number just before my start time. The flat itself was tidy though a bit tired. The bathroom functional. I wonder if she shares with others?

Behind the door and i was pleased to see Ana in high heels and wearing lingerie. She took me by the hand to the bedroom and gave me a towel. I got the message though mindful re time usage. After that was done, taken by the hand and we had some kissing no DFK. She is not 19 i think, more mid to late 20s. Atttractive and the pictures are hers.
She is about 5ft 2in and size 6 with natural, not toned breasts. She has a lovely pussy which she waved at me as she moved doggy like on the bed, woof woof.

She was clean down below and her nipples were nice. She wanted me to put the condom on myself. I asked for oral without BJ which she then gave. Then some lovely moments of cowgirl, spoon and Mish. She said, time to finish and i showed my watch to her - I still have 10 minutes i said. You need shower and i have next person. Nearly there i said and after a few more thrusts, i came and was a bit disappointment as i lost the moment. Guys do not allow her knickers to fall on the floor as she makes an issue on this. Overall, I was patient and i got my rewards. I left after 25 minutes.

I would be tempted to return as there is little Aw competition out there. Like Polish Katie a year ago, she might get more business and she is here for a few weeks. Enjoy.
 

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This was last week, and I went a bit over the top. I shouldn’t go to these things half cocked!!

I’d had a good result at the bookies and wanted another relaxing massage, possibly four hands.

Text and booked an hour before. Four girls working and I could choose on arrival. Discreet’ish entrance up stairs but a busy Turkish barbers clearly knows what’s going on!!

Rang the bell, nothing, stood like an idiot for three minutes but thankfully didn’t meet anyone whilst waiting. Door opened by a trans woman. A worrying start! Up the stairs and asked to see the girls but now only two available, each said hello round the door for a few seconds and not amazing looking I thought why not take both for an hour £90 all in.

One seemed experienced in massage the other nervy and not so! After half hour the offer of more. Body to body £40 each and I went for it. Clothes off. Both 25/30 years old small petite, slim and small breasts. Massage was good, body to body was very good from one, shy from the other. Played away with both. Got that thigh wank too which someone has mentioned then I asked for a blowjob too…. Another £20 each 😮 what was I thinking?!?

Anyway owo from one which was so so and a few licks from the other, asked about sex but no not allowed apparently.

Shot my load, shower and clean up then gave them the extra £20 each.

So £90 plus £80 plus £40

£210 all in. I need to get the horn under control and have a game plan, but it was Ladbrokes that paid or at least that’s how I’m trying to play it so it’s less painful.

I’d go again but not for four hands at that price.