Author Topic: Punting jargon for newbies (Read 3768 times)

Unfaithful · « **on:** March 11, 2020, 07:55:31 pm »

As a veteran punter I know it’s a minefield out there with all the escorts using their jargon to entice you in to sample their wares ! This will hopefully help you make your selection ...

GFE - like shagging your sister/cousin
PSE - as above but £20 more
Loves anal - ‘your too big baby’
Latino - Romanian
Best blowjob - shite blowjob
No extras charged- bring an extra £50
Sexy Spanish - Romanian
Fully shaved- stubbly
Tight pussy - get both hands in and clap
Petite polish - Romanian
Athletic figure- Nae tits
Cosy discrete apartment - shit hole in Stobie
DDF LADY - junkie
Sexy Scottish - Romanian
Curvy - fat minger
Swallows - spits plus £20 extra
Scandinavian - Romanian
Not a clock watcher- pay for an hour out in 20 minutes
Partially shaved/ trimmed- pubes like fuse wire
Sexy ebony- Romanian

Please feel free to add any I’ve missed

EL1M1N8OR · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:05:36 pm »

You got the best blow job one in..

EL1M1N8OR · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:07:50 pm »

New in town - New profile same shit service

sub_marine · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:33:46 pm »

No Timewasters = I'll leave you standing outside my door for 20mins until I'm ready

TKovac · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2020, 10:22:46 am »

Low volume escort = join the queue at the door

Forthports · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2020, 10:51:22 am »

At discretion = never.

J_H · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2020, 11:23:23 am »

Princess/Goddess - grossly over charging narcissist who barely acknowledges your existence.

bigmike32 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2020, 06:55:13 am »

CIM at discretion = no fucking chance.

auldie63 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2020, 11:19:33 am »

BBW = Moby Dick's sister.

EL1M1N8OR · « **Reply #9 on:** March 21, 2020, 11:34:04 am »

Cock Hungry - Money Hungry

Unfaithful · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:46:52 pm »

Independent - pimped Rom

Matrix · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:51:29 pm »

Educated "collage" girl = I quit school at 13.

Unfaithful · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2020, 09:23:48 pm »

Hot body- corona virus fever

rathbone · « **Reply #13 on:** April 09, 2020, 04:58:53 pm »

Quote from: Unfaithful on March 11, 2020, 07:55:31 pm

Cosy discrete apartment - shit hole in Stobie

*The* Stobie, and other shit holes also available in the Hilltoon, Seagate and Dens Road areas.

David1970 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 09, 2020, 07:15:54 pm »

Quote from: rathbone on April 09, 2020, 04:58:53 pm

*The* Stobie, and other shit holes also available in the Hilltoon, Seagate and Dens Road areas.

Save time just say Dundee

Ally McFeel · « **Reply #15 on:** April 10, 2020, 04:59:56 pm »

"realy pic" - not the Romanian in the photos

GlasgowMusicMan · « **Reply #16 on:** April 11, 2020, 09:34:59 pm »

Premium=Same service, premium price

winkywanky · « **Reply #17 on:** April 11, 2020, 09:38:26 pm »

You Scots guys have it sussed

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Matrix · « **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2020, 03:22:13 pm »

Quote from: Ally McFeel on April 10, 2020, 04:59:56 pm

"realy pic" - not the Romanian in the photos

100% real photos... of someone else.

Goldshine26 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 04, 2020, 09:34:47 am »

Sensual Service - Robotic
Natural beauty - makeup applied by shotgun
Luscious lips - lip injections brought to you by Michelin tyres.

Avg_Joe · « **Reply #20 on:** May 04, 2020, 01:16:35 pm »

OWO (if you're clean) - expect your cock to be scrubbed with wet wipes till it's raw
Deepthroat - so deep you'll never get anywhere near it

Name Not Found · « **Reply #21 on:** May 04, 2020, 01:32:08 pm »

This translates to - Fat ugly slob

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Massagetugga · « **Reply #22 on:** May 04, 2020, 06:38:54 pm »

Best Massage - No massage training. Either overly light and unenthusiastic or overly keen and painful.

daviebond · « **Reply #23 on:** May 04, 2020, 06:44:45 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on May 04, 2020, 01:32:08 pm

This translates to - Fat ugly slob

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I thought it translated in to "Rom"

Name Not Found · « **Reply #24 on:** May 04, 2020, 08:54:49 pm »

Quote from: daviebond on May 04, 2020, 06:44:45 pm

I thought it translated in to "Rom"

That too

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Author Topic: Punting jargon for newbies (Read 3768 times)