Southampton: very highly recommended 30 minutes for £50 ("Girlfriend Monica")

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Whenever I access a private gallery on AW I make a few notes for quick future reference. As I was writing this I looked back at them, and the reservations I’d made were proved completely wrong.  Great body from top to toe, especially her arse, and beautiful eyes.

Location is as good as it gets: easy to find but discreet, parking right outside, free after 6.   Quick and efficient on text. Her English is very limited, but good enough.   

On a first visit I always prefer an hour, as a half hour can turn out to be a false economy, so I went for an extra £40. So we started with massage. She’s not great at this. But when the fun started it was explosive. Her response to RO was magical, she gave great head, and before I knew it I'd positioned her for doggy - but was on the brink.  She wiggled herself on to me, and I lost control – five pumps and I was done.  I don’t know the Italian for “I’m sorry that’s never happened before”, but with a WG you’ve only embarrassed yourself, so it’s up to you if you regret it.  I didn’t.

Then for one of the few times in my life I found myself ‘reverse clock-watching’ - should I make my excuses like some character from a Richard Curtis film?  And round 2 is rarely in my repertoire.  So I just enjoyed the back-stroking, let my mind wander, and chalked the extra £40 up as an investment in establishing what to expect for a follow up ½ hour. 

And next time I needed a quick, local, short-notice fuck she was top of my list – and I couldn’t have asked for more.   RO seemed even better, BJ even better, and this time we ended up in a position that I’d have to look up in the Karma Sutra to describe.  Again I was enjoying it so much I was straining to hold back, but the fucking-huge-rush-ball-drainer of an orgasm is one I will remember for a long time.

A giggle, goodbye, then I went on google translate to send her a grateful text.

If you’ve read enough AW feedbacks, you’ll have read some soppy git saying ‘I want her all to myself’. But if I was a sultan with a harem of 30 (WG) wives she’d make the short list.   Most importantly I want her make enough money to stay in town.   

So, I can’t recommend her highly enough for a 30 minute superb value for money session.  Really great.

[oring123]

Noe 1st post 1st review of op other review paints a different story

[Sea Fever]

Call me a (experienced) cynic but this report is total bull sh*t.

Ove rmany years I have read a few reports or two and any genuine first time OP is tentative, cautious, concerned and careful.

This is full on advertising - and there are many Romanians - but few Italians - for starters.

[longshanks101]

I have seen her once before and it wasn't anything special

[Jamboney]

I'm fairly confident that this wasn't even written by a bloke

[Cunning Punt]

I'm fairly confident that this wasn't even written by a bloke

I was thinking the same thing. A few choice phrases made me laugh. 

Great body from top to toe, especially her arse, and beautiful eyes. (perhaps they were glistening?)

So we started with massage. She’s not great at this. (token neutral point) But when the fun started it was explosive.

Her response to RO was magical


Should I make my excuses like some character from a Richard Curtis film?

Ohh, purrleeease... 

And here we have it:

Most importantly I want her make enough money to stay in town.   

[James999]

I don’t know the Italian for

What the fuck has Italian got to do with anything, she's Romanian 

[Cunning Punt]

Admin's been quick off the mark! 

[MrKeen]

I have no idea who the person was who started this review.  Most of it accords with my experience with Monica.  I have seen her  I think maybe 10 times. So let me share what I know.
She has a Romanian passport, (her Father is Romanian) but was brought up in Italy by her mother. Monica speaks italian with limited English (but she speaks enough to not make having fun a problem)
I like her because:
her location and parking could not be better.
She is very attractive and I agree with the comment about her eyes
She has had a child but her body is in very good shape,she has nice tits and a taut backside.
The pictures are accurate, although I think she is better in the flesh
She is enthusiatic, giggles and laughs a lot
She is very flirtatious  and does not seem to have many inhibitions.
She does not hold back and I always find time spent with her invigorating and  very satisfying
She is completely useless at massage because she goes at everything with so much energy, but I can do without that because of her other skills
I was nervous the first time I saw her because of the language, but she deals with it. One thing is for sure there is no way she could have written the review that started this thread.

I am not certain if she has a pimp/manager but am pretty sure there is someone in the background.

I hold no brief for Monica, but I do think some of the comments are unfair and do not accord with my experience

[oring123]

Post a review then simple .

[Jamboney]

Not surprised to see the OP get banned. Admin must have set a record for quickest banning!

[Cunning Punt]

I hold no brief for Monica, but I do think some of the comments are unfair and do not accord with my experience

Eh? The escort herself has not been criticised; the issue was about the suspect review itself. There was only one comment in this thread concerning the escort and that was merely a very brief statement from one punter that she was "nothing special" and another pointing out she was Romanian not Italian.

So instead of needlessly whiteknighting  , just post a review, as has been suggested.

[MrKeen]

Eh? The escort herself has not been criticised; the issue was about the suspect review itself. There was only one comment in this thread concerning the escort and that was merely a very brief statement from one punter hat she was "nothing special".

So instead of needlessly whiteknighting, just post a review, as has been suggested.

I beg your pardon, firstly I confess I thought I had posted a review at an much earlier date. In fact I had replied to an earlier review by another punter and comments made at the time.  My response in this thread was as much about the negative comments that followed that earlier review by another punter.  I will post a review, it will have to be a combination since I have now seen Monica many times. The only thing I will add here is that for me she gets better each time,  she does seem to remember my likes and even tries the occasional pun in English. I can fully understand she might not be to everyones taste, she is very lively, laughs and giggles a lot and when excited babbles in Italian.