Becoming a sex tourist

[Fkk]

Yes I would go back.  For sure there might be many there who I don't fancy.  But with 50 mostly naked girls walking around there is always gonna be one that I fancy enough for a quick fuck.  Then after a break, rinse and repeat. Actually, in some ways the pick up bars in HK are similar.  And greater chance of OWO, DFK and extended time (or overnight).  But HK is a bit far for a 1 or 2 day trip!

I would be over in FKK land in a shot.
Easy to do 4 punts in 12 hours.

[Home Alone]

And then this bloody virus interferes with my plans.  

I don't fancy having to self-isolate for a fortnight after a trip to FKK-land. I can afford a week away but it's the isolation when I got back that would do my head in.

So goodness only knows when I'll get to Berlin. 

[Malvolio]

At the moment you don't have to self-isolate if you go to Germany - but as far as I'm aware the FKK clubs haven't reopened yet.

I've rebooked my German punting trip for October - if the FKKs are still shut it will have to be a beer-drinking trip instead.

[LLPunting]

With the FKKs shut are the girls off work completely or are they available via escort sites etc. perhaps at a good rate? 

Any German speakers who can have a root to see how the WGs are coping in Deutschland?

 

[Home Alone]

At the moment you don't have to self-isolate if you go to Germany - but as far as I'm aware the FKK clubs haven't reopened yet.

I've rebooked my German punting trip for October - if the FKKs are still shut it will have to be a beer-drinking trip instead.

Trying not to be ungrateful, Malvolio - you were my original inspiration, after all! - but that first sentence reads as "Good news"; bad news!" If I can't sample one of the clubs, which I'd never heard about before I joined Ukp, I'd rather postpone a visit to Berlin till it can be on my itinerary. Which will probably mean next year, now.

[Malvolio]

Frankly I'm not optimistic that the FKKs will be back in October.  Problem is, I booked my hotel on booking.com last year and being cheap didn't pay the extra for the option to cancel 24 hours beforehand.  Contacted the hotel once my flights were cancelled - they wouldn't give me a refund but did give me the option to move my stay to later in the year, which is why I'm heading to Germany in October.

Good job I have the fall-back plan of drinking beer...

[webpunter]

+1
On a shorter trip you can increase the budget flights / hotels etc doesn't cost loads
or take ages & leaving you jet lagged when you get there
After three / four days on the bounce it starts to lose its attraction
I usually try & roll these into business trips if the opportunity arises
Like turning a one / two day trip into longer & weekends are ideal for this
And punting venues are usually busier with a better vibe / more burds etc
I've done Berlin [Artemis], Budapest, Warsaw & Munich - all good & plenty of intel on here
To get some sun at the same time, i'd go for Barcelona or Marbella [Estark]
City locations to avoid IMO.  In order of being most shite: 1/ Paris  2/ Amsterdam  3/ Rome 

I understand that extending the trip spreads out the travel costs, but I would be jaded after 3 days
its much more fun to do short weekend trips

If you want to see how good things are in the places i've mentioned try doing a Blackpool trip for comparison purposes 

[AlwaysLooking]

I did have a plan for a motorcycle tour of northern England/Scotland, largely just to visit a number of escorts who I'd spoken to (either through AW, or ukescorting) and there was no way I'd normally have got to see them. I had it all planned out, with some of the WG's pencilled in for certain days (they all knew what I was doing, so knew it was a pencil in to be confirmed).

Didn't happen in the end as SWMBO'd got grumpy I was going to have a week off work, and not take her anywhere.

[Home Alone]

Didn't happen in the end as SWMBO'd got grumpy I was going to have a week off work, and not take her anywhere.

I'm sure it's blindingly obvious to some - many? - on here; but SWMBO???

Help an old man out here, please, AlwaysLooking!!

[tynetunnel]

I'm sure it's blindingly obvious to some - many? - on here; but SWMBO???

Help an old man out here, please, AlwaysLooking!!

She Who Must Be Obeyed   

[Home Alone]

Ah, thanks, tt. Obvious when you spell it out!

Mind; as I haven't had one if those for 17 years or more, I could perhaps be excused for not having recognised the acronym.

[webpunter]

What about going to a Harvester for sunday lunch ? to save her cooking 

Didn't happen in the end as SWMBO'd got grumpy I was going to have a week off work, and not take her anywhere.

[Home Alone]

What about going to a Harvester for sunday lunch ? to save her cooking 

Take her on Monday; last day of the 'Eat out to help out' scheme!!

[bhudda]

Take her on Monday; last day of the 'Eat out to help out' scheme!!

Best book in advance ... theyre all going to be busy on monday i reckon

[myothernameis]

Take her on Monday; last day of the 'Eat out to help out' scheme!!

It looks like some restaurants extending the eat out scheme for the month of Sept

[webpunter]

You are on good form Sir ! 

Take her on Monday; last day of the 'Eat out to help out' scheme!!

[Marmalade]

Anna definitely an (ex-)bloke, not my scene, can anyone with knowledge give an indication as to how popular and profitable ladyboys are cf cis-women SPs?

I did thailand solid every year for a few years and then went off it. One trans p4p who befriended me (non-sexual relationship) both during and after transition said that the aspiration is to work in Germany (where apparently ladyboys are very appreciated).

Considring that RLDs in Thailand are a bit shitty, and many German towns outdo even New Zealand for high standards, quality of life and liberal attitudes, it sounds a sensible option for them.

[Home Alone]

You are on good form Sir ! 

It's my inherent frugality reading its cautious head, webpunter!

[magnetico]

It looks like some restaurants extending the eat out scheme for the month of Sept

Without getting the difference from the taxpayer. Not going to happen.

[Home Alone]

It looks like some restaurants extending the eat out scheme for the month of Sept

And it's only a few weeks since we were hoping that some SPs would lower their prices to attract more custom!   

As magnetico points out, it ain't gonna happen without restaurants being subsidised by the taxpayers. Aka us!!

[cunningman]

Without getting the difference from the taxpayer. Not going to happen.

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To me, the most interesting bit is Grosvenor helping.

[Home Alone]

Well that is a bit of a turn-up for the books! So why didn't it work for us?!

[Steve2]

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To me, the most interesting bit is Grosvenor helping.

Anything to get some rent coming in from their tenants

[webpunter]

I wonder if the owner of ten floors of whores in south ken has done the same?
The tenants business has taken a downturn
Nothing better than a 'helping hand'
Especially when you have a hangover horn rager

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Luv the use of the words:  reportedly & unwittingly.  To quote the DM:

" Describing how to find the building, the website says: 'You can't miss it. It's the building teeming with escorts and rosy-cheeked men with empty wallets.' "

& more importantly empty balls 

Allegedly

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To me, the most interesting bit is Grosvenor helping.

A bit like my last AMP session.  I unwittingly got tugged off.  If as reported i hit the wall behind me ......... i'm going to claim it 

[webpunter]

Timing to perfection

Anything to get some rent coming cumming in from their tenants

[HERTSBLUE]

People who find pattaya boring are only there for birds and booze
Great golf scene there play 3 times a week great restaurants the girls are the icing on the cake.

[webpunter]

Punting & [some] golf is ideal
I do like playing the back nine in the evening 
Its ace with mates, comparing notes on the previous days activities during the round
And to discuss what's the plan for later

People who find pattaya boring are only there for birds and booze
Great golf scene there play 3 times a week great restaurants the girls are the icing on the cake.

[lostandfound]

People who find pattaya boring are only there for birds and booze
Great golf scene there play 3 times a week great restaurants the girls are the icing on the cake.

What is it they say about golf? A good walk ruined?