Anyone ever persuaded civvies to take cash for favours?

[Matrix]

"Soliciting".

[webpunter]

Obviously not 

Once knew a woman work colleague who told me she used to give HJ's to a widowed next door neighbour for spare cash...she swore nothing else was on offer and this was a one off weekly arrangement...don't know if she was pulling my plonker but I did find it horny...anyone experienced similar?

[webpunter]

Some women turn this into an art form & do it all the time.  And are naturals at it.  They are called 'wives' 

[fredpunter]

Some women turn this into an art form & do it all the time.  And are naturals at it.  They are called 'wives' 

No .... they're good at the first bit .. not so good at the second bit.

[fredpunter]

messaged a cleaner on gumtree the other day and asked if she did naked cleaning and would offer massage, she said yes, kind of the same I suppose.

i've also thought about offering the odd chav girl a bit of cash for a favour, pretty sure most would be game on.

One thing to note, is when watching line of duty the other night, they commented about it being a crime to offer a random chick money for sex, can't be sure any police force would pursue it, but maybe not do it in your own town.

When are you seeing  the cleaner?

[Shearer1955]

I used to give a young woman a lift home from work some years ago (she was 20 years younger) - I now wish i'd asked for "other benefits" in lieu of cash for the lift

[webpunter]

Good point
I've long since given up on the latter with the OH - hence one of the reasons why I am on here

No .... they're good at the first bit .. not so good at the second bit.

[mediumjoe]

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When are you seeing the cleaner?


 Please don't say were starting this one again. But at least Ryandunn has had the balls to pop the question.


 I think I know how this is going to pan out!

[Thecunninglinguist]

When are you seeing  the cleaner?

As soon as she has worked out her notice round Zack's place. She says she fancied him but he was too scared to do anything about it 

[hungrypunt]

 

Does the ex-wife count?  I paid the bitch hundreds a month for years.  I think I got fucked on the deal!

[TPreston]

One thing to note, is when watching line of duty the other night, they commented about it being a crime to offer a random chick money for sex, can't be sure any police force would pursue it, but maybe not do it in your own town.

Soliciting isn't it. Im sure there are those on here who'll know the law better. But imagine that online dating has made this an impossible to police. The likes of SA operating in a grey area.There'll be hundreds of lads who send dailly messages of this nature on POF as well.

[sparkus]

It's basically her word against yours - you could say the main part of conversation was your offer to assist and she got the wrong end of the stick.  I think you could intimate the kind of favours you had in mind rather than just blurt it out.

Another similar incident came to mind: about a decade ago I was queuing to pay the excess fare at Barking as I was out of zone.  In front of me was a youngish African girl who was a pound short - the staff berated her for ages but to speed things up I just paid both fares cash.  When she got to the other side of the ticket barrier she looked at me plaintively (like "Erm, wtf?"), it was hot on my mind to suggest she owed me but I doubt a quid would have got me more than a peck on the cheek, sadly. 

[TPreston]

It's basically her word against yours - you could say the main part of conversation was your offer to assist and she got the wrong end of the stick.  I think you could intimate the kind of favours you had in mind rather than just blurt it out.

Another similar incident came to mind: about a decade ago I was queuing to pay the excess fare at Barking as I was out of zone.  In front of me was a youngish African girl who was a pound short - the staff berated her for ages but to speed things up I just paid both fares cash.  When she got to the other side of the ticket barrier she looked at me plaintively (like "Erm, wtf?"), it was hot on my mind to suggest she owed me but I doubt a quid would have got me more than a peck on the cheek, sadly.

On a dating site it would be pretty clear cut. And im guessing guys arent treading on eggshells with their subtle language.

[catweazle]

Recently had an experience that made me think "she could be up for it".   I often use  the same coffee shop (one of the big chains) and have got to know some of the staff quite well. Theres a cute Polish girl, who I enjoy chatting with; I've learnt that she came to England on her own and lives alone.

I had been to Asda and restocked with little blue helpers. They didnt have the generic sildenafil, so gave me "real" viagra.

I has binned all the packaging, and just had the bubble pack in my pocket. I was stood chatting to.this girl, and when I put my hand in my pocket to pay for my coffee, a four pack of viagra tabs flew out and landed on the counter between us.

Before I could grab it, she'd picked it up, noting the big blue "viagra" on the foil. She passed it back to me with a knowing grin and said "you wouldn't need those with me"

"Oh, really?" I said."Yes but it would cost you much money" she answered.

I don't know if she meant wining and.dining or straightforward P4P, and as they were busy I didn't get a chance to explore further.

[TPreston]

Recently had an experience that made me think "she could be up for it".   I often use  the same coffee shop (one of the big chains) and have got to know some of the staff quite well. Theres a cute Polish girl, who I enjoy chatting with; I've learnt that she came to England on her own and lives alone.

I had been to Asda and restocked with little blue helpers. They didnt have the generic sildenafil, so gave me "real" viagra.

I has binned all the packaging, and just had the bubble pack in my pocket. I was stood chatting to.this girl, and when I put my hand in my pocket to pay for my coffee, a four pack of viagra tabs flew out and landed on the counter between us.

Before I could grab it, she'd picked it up, noting the big blue "viagra" on the foil. She passed it back to me with a knowing grin and said "you wouldn't need those with me"

"Oh, really?" I said."Yes but it would cost you much money" she answered.

I don't know if she meant wining and.dining or straightforward P4P, and as they were busy I didn't get a chance to explore further.

I can see this becoming the new version of Zak and his cleaner!

Updates please ha. Maybe johnnies and a money clip drop out your pocket next time.

[threechilliman]

I can see this becoming the new version of Zak and his cleaner!

Updates please ha. Maybe johnnies and a money clip drop out your pocket next time.

Or just ask her if she has an AW profile?

tcm

[ryandunn]

currently deciding if having a random cleaner on gumtree knowing my home address is a good idea, seemed a good idea when i was pissed browsing gumtree.

Another one is girls selling used underwear on there, they can be game to take things further, unfortunately cant find any that live close to me at the moment 

[fredpunter]

currently deciding if having a random cleaner on gumtree knowing my home address is a good idea, seemed a good idea when i was pissed browsing gumtree.

Another one is girls selling used underwear on there, they can be game to take things further, unfortunately cant find any that live close to me at the moment

You could always watch her clean her own house 

[scutty brown]

Recently had an experience that made me think "she could be up for it".   I often use  the same coffee shop (one of the big chains) and have got to know some of the staff quite well. Theres a cute Polish girl, who I enjoy chatting with; I've learnt that she came to England on her own and lives alone.

I had been to Asda and restocked with little blue helpers. They didnt have the generic sildenafil, so gave me "real" viagra.

I has binned all the packaging, and just had the bubble pack in my pocket. I was stood chatting to.this girl, and when I put my hand in my pocket to pay for my coffee, a four pack of viagra tabs flew out and landed on the counter between us.

Before I could grab it, she'd picked it up, noting the big blue "viagra" on the foil. She passed it back to me with a knowing grin and said "you wouldn't need those with me"

"Oh, really?" I said."Yes but it would cost you much money" she answered.

I don't know if she meant wining and.dining or straightforward P4P, and as they were busy I didn't get a chance to explore further.

Well......have you checked AW and Vivastreet for her?

[sparkus]

Recently had an experience that made me think "she could be up for it".   I often use  the same coffee shop (one of the big chains) and have got to know some of the staff quite well. Theres a cute Polish girl, who I enjoy chatting with; I've learnt that she came to England on her own and lives alone.

I had been to Asda and restocked with little blue helpers. They didnt have the generic sildenafil, so gave me "real" viagra.

I has binned all the packaging, and just had the bubble pack in my pocket. I was stood chatting to.this girl, and when I put my hand in my pocket to pay for my coffee, a four pack of viagra tabs flew out and landed on the counter between us.

Before I could grab it, she'd picked it up, noting the big blue "viagra" on the foil. She passed it back to me with a knowing grin and said "you wouldn't need those with me"

"Oh, really?" I said."Yes but it would cost you much money" she answered.

I don't know if she meant wining and.dining or straightforward P4P, and as they were busy I didn't get a chance to explore further.

FFS, just say "Prove it!"

[Shearer1955]

I'd be back in to that shop like a terrier digging at a fox hole - you have to go further with this!

[sparkus]

I'd be back in to that shop like a terrier digging at a fox hole - you have to go further with this!

Not sure I'd have left!

[Happylad]

I managed it a couple of months or so ago.  In the New Year my regular of some 6 years standing decided to stop having full sex with her clients and rely on other practices, and (mainly, I suspect, because of my age) indicated that she didn`t want to see me again. I know I`m getting on a bit, and a bit dodgy healthwise, but I`m not ready to give up yet and I started to look around.
 
 A young woman whom I have known socially for about 4 years (and liked) through a common interest in gardens, mentioned that she was being made redundant and was struggling to find a decent job, and I asked her if she would be prepared to earn £200 for an evening in my bed.  Rather to my surprise she agreed and I had a very enjoyable evening.  It was obvious that she had not had much sexual experience, and only knew the basics but I found her very responsive sexually, she obviously enjoyed it, and we quickly built up a rapport. She now visits me regularly.

I know that she hasn`t got a boyfriend and I`m pretty sure that the only sex she has is with me, which saves a lot of worry over STDs

[stampjones]

Recently had an experience that made me think "she could be up for it".   I often use  the same coffee shop (one of the big chains) and have got to know some of the staff quite well. Theres a cute Polish girl, who I enjoy chatting with; I've learnt that she came to England on her own and lives alone.

I had been to Asda and restocked with little blue helpers. They didnt have the generic sildenafil, so gave me "real" viagra.

I has binned all the packaging, and just had the bubble pack in my pocket. I was stood chatting to.this girl, and when I put my hand in my pocket to pay for my coffee, a four pack of viagra tabs flew out and landed on the counter between us.

Before I could grab it, she'd picked it up, noting the big blue "viagra" on the foil. She passed it back to me with a knowing grin and said "you wouldn't need those with me"

"Oh, really?" I said."Yes but it would cost you much money" she answered.

I don't know if she meant wining and.dining or straightforward P4P, and as they were busy I didn't get a chance to explore further.

In the words of captain jack sparrow - if you were waiting for an opportune moment, that was it

[sparkus]

 A young woman whom I have known socially for about 4 years (and liked) through a common interest in gardens, mentioned that she was being made redundant and was struggling to find a decent job, and I asked her if she would be prepared to earn £200 for an evening in my bed.  Rather to my surprise she agreed and I had a very enjoyable evening.  It was obvious that she had not had much sexual experience, and only knew the basics but I found her very responsive sexually, she obviously enjoyed it, and we quickly built up a rapport. She now visits me regularly.

We all have a common interest in ladygardens 

[catweazle]

In the words of captain jack sparrow - if you were waiting for an opportune moment, that was it

Yes probably missed the chance there. I was so taken aback by the remark (although we chat, there's never been anything even remotely flirtatious).

Had a quick scan of AW etc and she doesn't seem to be active there.

[scutty brown]

Yes probably missed the chance there. I was so taken aback by the remark (although we chat, there's never been anything even remotely flirtatious).

Had a quick scan of AW etc and she doesn't seem to be active there.

I presume you're based Darlington area or thereabouts? Funny thing is, a check on AW last night found no Poles at all in the "North East" area. Seems hard to believe

[vt]

Recently had an experience that made me think "she could be up for it".   I often use  the same coffee shop (one of the big chains) and have got to know some of the staff quite well. Theres a cute Polish girl, who I enjoy chatting with; I've learnt that she came to England on her own and lives alone.

I had been to Asda and restocked with little blue helpers. They didnt have the generic sildenafil, so gave me "real" viagra.

I has binned all the packaging, and just had the bubble pack in my pocket. I was stood chatting to.this girl, and when I put my hand in my pocket to pay for my coffee, a four pack of viagra tabs flew out and landed on the counter between us.

Before I could grab it, she'd picked it up, noting the big blue "viagra" on the foil. She passed it back to me with a knowing grin and said "you wouldn't need those with me"

"Oh, really?" I said."Yes but it would cost you much money" she answered.

I don't know if she meant wining and.dining or straightforward P4P, and as they were busy I didn't get a chance to explore further.

This story reminded me so much of this Harry Enfield sketch...    

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You missed a trick, she might have had an even tastier younger sister!!     

[Knny]

This story reminded me so much of this Harry Enfield sketch...    

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You missed a trick, she might have had an even tastier younger sister!!     

nice one! LOL

[Chooser]

Um - interesting one - was driving into town today and as I stopped  at traffic lights, there was a bus stop. Noticed good looking milf who lives in road behind me. She smiled and waved as she does each time she walks past my place when I am gardening.

As passenger window was open, I instinctively asked her if I could give her a lift anywhere - ooh yes please she said, the buses into town seem to be on strike!

In she jumped and during 10 minute drive into town we swapped first names and she was very chatty and laid back and when I pulled up to drop her off, she let her hand rest on upper part of my thigh which she squeezed and jumped out saying "see you around!"

Never encountered this before. Am I reading something that isn't there?

[scutty brown]

Um - interesting one - was driving into town today and as I stopped  at traffic lights, there was a bus stop. Noticed good looking milf who lives in road behind me. She smiled and waved as she does each time she walks past my place when I am gardening.

As passenger window was open, I instinctively asked her if I could give her a lift anywhere - ooh yes please she said, the buses into town seem to be on strike!

In she jumped and during 10 minute drive into town we swapped first names and she was very chatty and laid back and when I pulled up to drop her off, she let her hand rest on upper part of my thigh which she squeezed and jumped out saying "see you around!"

Never encountered this before. Am I reading something that isn't there?

Can you see her back door from your house?

[Steely Dan]

Um - interesting one - was driving into town today and as I stopped  at traffic lights, there was a bus stop. Noticed good looking milf who lives in road behind me. She smiled and waved as she does each time she walks past my place when I am gardening.

As passenger window was open, I instinctively asked her if I could give her a lift anywhere - ooh yes please she said, the buses into town seem to be on strike!

In she jumped and during 10 minute drive into town we swapped first names and she was very chatty and laid back and when I pulled up to drop her off, she let her hand rest on upper part of my thigh which she squeezed and jumped out saying "see you around!"

Never encountered this before. Am I reading something that isn't there?

This thread is about cash for favours.  Ask her if she'll give you a fuck for £100, and then we'll know.   

[TPreston]

Um - interesting one - was driving into town today and as I stopped  at traffic lights, there was a bus stop. Noticed good looking milf who lives in road behind me. She smiled and waved as she does each time she walks past my place when I am gardening.

As passenger window was open, I instinctively asked her if I could give her a lift anywhere - ooh yes please she said, the buses into town seem to be on strike!

In she jumped and during 10 minute drive into town we swapped first names and she was very chatty and laid back and when I pulled up to drop her off, she let her hand rest on upper part of my thigh which she squeezed and jumped out saying "see you around!"

Never encountered this before. Am I reading something that isn't there?

Maybe shes just a touchy feely person.  But explore further for sure. If she continues with the flirty make a move.

[NigelF]

Um - interesting one - was driving into town today and as I stopped  at traffic lights, there was a bus stop. Noticed good looking milf who lives in road behind me. She smiled and waved as she does each time she walks past my place when I am gardening.

As passenger window was open, I instinctively asked her if I could give her a lift anywhere - ooh yes please she said, the buses into town seem to be on strike!

In she jumped and during 10 minute drive into town we swapped first names and she was very chatty and laid back and when I pulled up to drop her off, she let her hand rest on upper part of my thigh which she squeezed and jumped out saying "see you around!"

Never encountered this before. Am I reading something that isn't there?

Her doing that you = normal (and rather unlikely to be an indication of sexual interest)

You doing that to her = sexual harassment

[King Kenny]

Her doing that you = normal (and rather unlikely to be an indication of sexual interest)

You doing that to her = sexual harassment

Sad but true.

[mediumjoe]

 Yes true,   but, touch you on your arm she's just touchy-feely,   squeeze your thigh  and she is declaring an interest, still go carefully though.   What's the perceived age difference between you ?

[stevethebroker]

I wouldn't dwell too much on it otherwise it might drive you insane thinking is she or isn't she. However if you bump in to her again and she does something similar or more then that's different

[Solidrock]

Slightly off topic but this thread reminds me of a time 20 years ago when I was a steward at a Pavarotti gig in Hyde Park. I was on the admissions gate when this Milf came up to me, looked me in the eye and said "I haven't got a ticket but I'll do anything if you'll let me in". Me being the inexperienced youth that I was, it took me a minute to realise exactly what she meant but by this time I had already sent her packing saying sorry there was nothing I could do if she hadn't got a ticket. 

[Home Alone]

I managed it a couple of months or so ago.  In the New Year my regular of some 6 years standing decided to stop having full sex with her clients and rely on other practices, and (mainly, I suspect, because of my age) indicated that she didn`t want to see me again. I know I`m getting on a bit, and a bit dodgy healthwise, but I`m not ready to give up yet and I started to look around.
 
A young woman whom I have known socially for about 4 years (and liked) through a common interest in gardens, mentioned that she was being made redundant and was struggling to find a decent job, and I asked her if she would be prepared to earn £200 for an evening in my bed.  Rather to my surprise she agreed and I had a very enjoyable evening.  It was obvious that she had not had much sexual experience, and only knew the basics but I found her very responsive sexually, she obviously enjoyed it, and we quickly built up a rapport. She now visits me regularly.

I know that she hasn`t got a boyfriend and I`m pretty sure that the only sex she has is with me, which saves a lot of worry over STDs

Not being disrespectful, happylad [there's only 16 years between us & there are WGs I'd like to see who have a "No over-60s" rule.]; how old's the woman in question?

Please feel free to reply, "None of ur fooking business!😉", if you want to!!

[Home Alone]

Um - interesting one - was driving into town today and as I stopped  at traffic lights, there was a bus stop. Noticed good looking milf who lives in road behind me. She smiled and waved as she does each time she walks past my place when I am gardening.

As passenger window was open, I instinctively asked her if I could give her a lift anywhere - ooh yes please she said, the buses into town seem to be on strike!

In she jumped and during 10 minute drive into town we swapped first names and she was very chatty and laid back and when I pulled up to drop her off, she let her hand rest on upper part of my thigh which she squeezed and jumped out saying "see you around!"

Never encountered this before. Am I reading something that isn't there?

Sounds promising but, . . .

What's the OH situation for each of you? Oop North, we say, "Don't shit on your own midden!"

[Chooser]

Sounds promising but, . . .

What's the OH situation for each of you? Oop North, we say, "Don't shit on your own midden!"

I'm single, she lives with her 3 kids so not worried about that one.

[Chooser]

Yes true,   but, touch you on your arm she's just touchy-feely,   squeeze your thigh  and she is declaring an interest, still go carefully though.   What's the perceived age difference between you ?

I'm a randy old goat who can't resist a big boobed, slim built milf with longish blonde hair. I'd put her at around 40 ish. I reckon She is 20 years younger than myself. Anyway, I'm off to do some gardening!

[Home Alone]

Thanx 4 those 2 answers, Chooser. Sounds like a 'nothing ventured, nothing gained' 2 me!

Who knows; u mIght not have 2 pay!

[rubric]

Thanx 4 those 2 answers, Chooser. Sounds like a 'nothing ventured, nothing gained' 2 me!

Who knows; u mIght not have 2 pay!

I personally would assume - unless the conversation comes up - that he wouldn't have to pay (apart from in the socially accepted way) and that offering to pay would probably make things go pear shaped.

[Chooser]

Well, developments this afternoon! Was tending to my front garden when the lovely Emma (not her real name of course!) walked by on her way to the corner shop. She stopped and thanked me again for the lift which had really helped her out. She also mentioned that she does various "light domestic" jobs to help people out who either don't have the time or the inclination to do the jobs themselves. She said if I ever needed any jobs done then to just ask - she charges what I thought a reasonable £10 per hour.

Never one to miss an opportunity and not being backward at coming forward, I told her that my pet hate was ironing - especially shirts. "Not a problem " she said, "I can help with that anytime!"

Anyway, she is coming round on Wednesday so will update then. In the meantime, I need to draw up a plan of action methinks!!   

[NW_Guy]

I can sense an excellent 'Carry on up the garden' script coming together...   

Showing her how your dobbing stick works, some pricking out, trimming the bush a little, deep seed drilling, the importance of moisture when planting etc etc...

Have fun!

NWG

[BP96]

Reminds me of a certain thread about a cleaner. I just hope you have the balls to strike while the iron is hot. So to speak.

[Home Alone]

Reminds me of a certain thread about a cleaner. I just hope you have the balls to strike while the iron is hot. So to speak.

And me! PLEASE let's not have another Zakk saga!!

The difference seems to be that 'Emma' sounds as though she could well be up for it!

[mediumjoe]

Quite agree, last thing we need is another long drawn out saga of bugger all happening,
 Light domestic work , you'll have to ask her what that includes with a wink, and does she do any other services.

[rubric]

Quite agree, last thing we need is another long drawn out saga of bugger all happening,
 Light domestic work , you'll have to ask her what that includes with a wink, and does she do any other services.

The thing is, if shes inclined to pay for cashed the poster is golden. If she is flirting and open to a friends with benefits style relationship then it may well not.