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Offline EddieThead669

Hi guys,

I am just interested in how you find out whether a masseuse does HE or not?

Is it a case of booking up for a massage and casually asking when you are on the table??

The only ones I have been to are ones that have been mentioned on this forum so know the provider offers it, I am not sure I could just book one up and ask at the time as I wouldn't want to embarrass myself or the girl, but interested in what you do. 

Online Jonestown

If you have it in mind to go to a shop, either TCM or massage/beauty, do not ask them on the phone as they will say no, massage only. If you are planning on going to a flat then you can ask on the phone and you will get a good idea of what's available.

Then, as you say, casually ask when you are on the table, certainly no later than half way through your booking.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2017, 10:50:18 am by Jonestown »

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OP - on here for 2 years & 17 reviews
And you ask this question  :sarcastic:
Really ?
Ask your mum  :lol:

Offline EddieThead669

OP - on here for 2 years & 17 reviews
And you ask this question  :sarcastic:
Really ?
Ask your mum  :lol:

Yeah, got to ask otherwise you don't know :D
I really enjoy massages sometimes better than "normal" meets but there just aren't many places around that do it.
It is nice to just lie there and be fettled with.

Offline Kriss

Some of the thrill is in not really knowing, but if you want to be sure, you need to ask before you book or look at some FRs. IMHO, most masseuses will give you a HE if you ask nicely  :)
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Offline Stapler

Wickerman,

I can't believe you are asking this question! We have several threads running in the West Midlands about FBSM which you have contributed to! You have even left reviews after receiving a massage and a happy ending!

C'mon man!  :hi:

« Last Edit: May 18, 2017, 12:20:52 pm by Stapler »
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Offline EddieThead669

Wickerman,

I can't believe you are asking this question! We have several threads running in the West Midlands about FBSM which you have contributed to! You have even left reviews after receiving a massage and a happy ending!

C'mon man!  :hi:

Hey Stapler,

I knew I would get a bit a tattering on this one.
All of the massages I have received (where HE has been given), I have knew about them from the forum so I knew 100% that they gave that service.
My question was directed more at the, let's say, standard massage places that offer sports massage etc...(I do apologise if it hasn't come over as well as it should have) and just arranging a massage and being there on the table thinking will she, if I ask her....?
It was all from a review that I had read somewhere on here, whereby the guy was on the table having just had the massage, on his back, with a stiffy. The woman was about to leave the room and then asked if he would like finishing off....It just got me thinking that's all.

I have never been to a masseuse for a genuine massage it has always been on the I am going to get wanked off type thing..
I think some might agree on here  as some have been to visit Karen and didn't even know she offered HE.

(Sorry for the long reply here).
It is kind of knowing what to say through fear of not wanting to embarrass myself.
So...do you offer HE then?
Oh I am sorry, what is that then....

It is more me being a pussy really...

Offline Fishface

If a masseuse advertises using her real identity then a text or call from an unknown prospective client is unlikely to get a positive to a HE question, you could be her husband, friend, dad, anyone.

If her name is Wendy and she works in a TCM shop you know you are going to get wanked off anyway ;)

A client asking during a massage when the lady is working home alone could be very frightening as, if she doesn't do HE, she may fear she is about to be sexually assaulted even if that is unlikely.

Unless you are prepared to play the long game with an unknown its not worth it just go to a reviewed provider.

Clues to no HE, keep underwear on, draped, doesn't do the glutes or abdomen, doesn't go above the knees, whacks the towel right into the gap between your thighs, all under the offer of a 'full body' massage lol.

So unless you get off on scaring ladies be a gentleman, play the long game and eventually reveal that yes you are a pervert who wants a HE!

Cues that a HE may be a possibility, she stays in the room and watches you get undressed, doesn't cover you with a towel, starts telling you about all the guys who ask for a HE, keeps touching your balls and cock accidentally, is really crap at massage and makes you think she must do HE or what's the point, apologises for rubbing your cock accidentally at which point you say oh that's OK I like it. Trouble is this hardly ever happens and you spend a small fortune finding out.

« Last Edit: May 18, 2017, 02:01:27 pm by Fishface »
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kamu

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Lay on your front. Raise your bum in the air and toot loudly with 3 puffs.

Failing that do what you usually do and stop being a moron :hi:.

Offline Kriss

If she makes a lot of eye contact it's a good sign. Try "accidentally" touching her when she asks you to turn over. Try getting a hard on (not too difficult) and see what happens.
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Offline Stapler

Hey Stapler,

I knew I would get a bit a tattering on this one.
All of the massages I have received (where HE has been given), I have knew about them from the forum so I knew 100% that they gave that service.
My question was directed more at the, let's say, standard massage places that offer sports massage etc...(I do apologise if it hasn't come over as well as it should have) and just arranging a massage and being there on the table thinking will she, if I ask her....?
It was all from a review that I had read somewhere on here, whereby the guy was on the table having just had the massage, on his back, with a stiffy. The woman was about to leave the room and then asked if he would like finishing off....It just got me thinking that's all.

I have never been to a masseuse for a genuine massage it has always been on the I am going to get wanked off type thing..
I think some might agree on here  as some have been to visit Karen and didn't even know she offered HE.

(Sorry for the long reply here).
It is kind of knowing what to say through fear of not wanting to embarrass myself.
So...do you offer HE then?
Oh I am sorry, what is that then....

It is more me being a pussy really...


Try our FBSM CHALLENGE :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=80997.0

Places that don't openly offer HE.
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Offline snaitram99


I have never been to a masseuse for a genuine massage it has always been on the I am going to get wanked off type thing..


As long as you definitely want a massage, Chinese or Thai massage shop can be a good option with HE often available. Speak to the girl directly preferably shortly after "turnover", not on phone or in reception - they are not going to want to compromise their legit custom (including ladies) by openly admitting they do other things.

If Chinese TCM advert says "new girl every 2 weeks" or similar you will get HE. For Thai shops in particular, be discreet. You may have to see someone a few times to win their trust. Often done (supposedly) without knowledge of management.

Don't bother if you don't actually want a massage though.

James999

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I am just interested in how you find out whether a masseuse does HE or not?

Start wanking and then point at her hands and your cock, put your hands behind your back and offer your cock to her   :hi:

Online webpunter

 :lol:

Start wanking and then point at her hands and your cock, put your hands behind your back and offer your cock to her   :hi:

Or roll up a 20 [standard HE currency] & stick it in the end of your japper.  That should do the trick

Offline myothernameis

Get your self a t-shirt, and think this would be a cracker of an idea,

Manic Street Preachers, have a song called happy ending

Offline stampjones

Mate, part of the fun is not knowing!

Of course its only fun if you actually get something in the end but there is the risk reward thing. If you want guaranteed go to the places you know its guaranteed. Otherwise you always risk not getting anything. On the otherhand when you go to a seemingly legit place and walk away drained - well nothing beats it. Just dont expect to be lucky every time.

As to the how? Well I find the well known ways work. Lie down naked - even if asked to keep pants on. When she gets close to erogenous zones, make appropriate noises, move your legs apart when she massages the tops, conspicuously adjust yourself, turn over with a raging boner. Its not rocket science - if you make it obvious and she's up for it, she'll ask you.

Online Jonestown

This might be considered a fairly good representation of a massage session ending in fs, demonstrating the perils of a narrow massage table. Note how shite the girl is at massage. It starts to get interesting at + 20.00

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Offline rubric

Most girls who offer HE as an extra aren't going to be exactly backwards about coming forward, as it represents an extra they can charge for within the same time frame.

If you book plain massages off the classifieds then you can always ask them if they advertise anywhere else.  Otherwise you are down to (mis)reading body language and dropping hints.

Offline myothernameis

Hi guys,

I am just interested in how you find out whether a masseuse does HE or not?

Over the last 3 weeks I have been for Thai aromatic massages, the thing I enjoy about these massages, there so good, so who cares if I don't get a happy ending, as I think the massages them self, do something to the organs

L leave feeling relaxed and happy, but find when I go to see an escort that week, I ejaculate more than usual, now I putting this down to the massage

Now I often wonder, what do you think goes through to person head doing the massage, especially when you turn over, and have an erection; they wont massage any where near the groin, but will massage the thigh area, and usually for me that triggers an reaction with my erection, which I pretty sure she can see it

There was even one time, turned over but I had no erection, but the minute she began to massage my thighs, that cause me to get an erection, and they use a very flimsy sheet to cover you, well that sheet came off, and my erection was sticking out, well she covered it up, and nothing said

I cant be the only guy that goes to a legitimate place for a massage, and gets an erection, there must be plenty of others