5 or more separate WG incall meets in one day - fun or folly?

[DocJohnson]

So I’m a horny fucker and have no problem ejaculating multiple times a day.  My sexual appetite is voracious.  I’m think about a blow out in the City/East London when all this shit is a little more settled.  I know I could handle 3 separate meets easily - perhaps a couple of half hours followed by a longer sesh for lucky no. 3. 

But then I’m pretty fucking horny so tempted to raise the bar and challenge myself.  I also reckon I’d get a kick out of notching up a tally with 5 or 6 WGs, all independent of each other.  A few years ago, I fucked 4 girls in the space of 5 hours at a German FKK.  Memories of that day are great but the logistics were not challenging in the least, and I think I want the challenge.

Due to punting drought, cost isn’t really a factor.

Has anyone done this before in London? If so what lessons did you learn? Any regrets or was it as spectacular for the wank bank as I think it could be?!

For example, some of these beauties are on my HL and I reckon these timings might work:

Breakfast

10am KinkyEllie 1/2 hr
11:30am RubbyBrazil 1/2 hr

Lunch break

1:30pm MiaBubble 1/2 hr
3pm MiaHoxton 45 mins

Coffee & cake

5:30pm Oliva-Diva 1 hr

Dinner

8pm BeautifulDayana 1hr

Bed.

 

[Liverpool]

So even with breaks in between your cock is going to be red raw. Good luck to the girls you plan on seeing later that evening.

In answer to your question I've managed two in the same day (lack of funds rather than lack of swordsmanship) well before being a member here. The first one was rubbish in a brothel near Liverpool Street I think it was and so went to a girl I saw regularly in Soho at the time. I left the second one wondering why the fuck had I wasted money on the first girl.

Your time, your money, but surely booking a threesome or just a couple in the day would be more fulfilling instead of constantly having to work through a schedule?

[SamOmar]

I've had 3 in a 12 hour period once upon a time when I had more energy, however the 3rd punt just sucked because by that time its just meh. Good luck with 5

[smiths]

Years ago at my punting peak I did 2 Indie punts of an hour plus two 2 hour LMP sex parties on the same day. Great fun, 1 punt in a day is fine for me nowadays.

[Stevelondon]

I would love to think I could manage 5 a day. (Isn’t it supposed to be good for you)

I’ve done twice a day before, but so long ago I can’t even remember why.

Yeh, good luck fella.

[myothernameis]

A all you can eat buffet 

[Malvolio]

I'd suggest you have dinner after the last punt, not before.  You may be younger than me (I'm mid-40s), but I find dinner after a day with a lot of exercise (which is what having four separate punts and travel between will be) leaves me lethargic and not in the mood for sex.  I've also found that any hunger pangs I have mysteriously disappear when I'm confronted with a naked WG.

[SpaceRaiderDave]

One thing that wasn't specified was if the intension was to finish every punt ejaculating. Since I started using ED meds not only do I get hard and stay that way easily my control is much better. I used to be a regular at the Phoenix parties when they had five girls and often had all five but only shot my load once at the very end. At the 4 hour Sutton daytime parties i've fucked more than five but again only filled the bag once. If the requirement was to cum each time then 3 over a day would probably be my limit. 45 years ago with a new girlfriend I came 6 times during an all nighter but at that age I was also wanking 2 or 3 times every day.

Thank op for this post as it has got me thinking of setting up a treat for myself when lockdown is over. I won't be as ambitious as you but maybe a punt in the morning a massage in the afternoon and another punt in the evening would be a reasonable target for me

[Billy no mates]

One thing that wasn't specified was if the intension was to finish every punt ejaculating. Since I started using ED meds not only do I get hard and stay that way easily my control is much better. I used to be a regular at the Phoenix parties when they had five girls and often had all five but only shot my load once at the very end. At the 4 hour Sutton daytime parties i've fucked more than five but again only filled the bag once. If the requirement was to cum each time then 3 over a day would probably be my limit. 45 years ago with a new girlfriend I came 6 times during an all nighter but at that age I was also wanking 2 or 3 times every day.

Thank op for this post as it has got me thinking of setting up a treat for myself when lockdown is over. I won't be as ambitious as you but maybe a punt in the morning a massage in the afternoon and another punt in the evening would be a reasonable target for me

I’ve managed 5 cums in one night (4pm- 7am), once, with a friend with benefits, in my 40’s. Now once a day is plenty (not that I get sex once a day).

[bedhedred]

I did 5 a day stuff like that in the Dam.

Nowadays I won't do more than 3 over a 6 hour period. And nearly always I would do the 3rd girl because I have not managed to jizz in the second one. If I had already come twice, the third visit could be risky performancewise.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=286853.msg3015681#msg3015681

[DocJohnson]

I'd suggest you have dinner after the last punt, not before.  You may be younger than me (I'm mid-40s), but I find dinner after a day with a lot of exercise (which is what having four separate punts and travel between will be) leaves me lethargic and not in the mood for sex.  I've also found that any hunger pangs I have mysteriously disappear when I'm confronted with a naked WG.

Good suggestion Malvolio.  My sexual apetite always outweighs my gastronomical one, especially if there’s fresh pussy in front of me.  Food also tends to slow my body down.   

But then, even I might need a bit of a break between 5 & 6. Maybe I’ll just hit a bar and down a redbull based cocktail or two.

 

[Convince Me]

Thank op for this post as it has got me thinking of setting up a treat for myself when lockdown is over. I won't be as ambitious as you but maybe a punt in the morning a massage in the afternoon and another punt in the evening would be a reasonable target for me

Great idea. Some pre training would need to be thought out. Increase the fluid intake in the days leading up & ensure good diet. There's lots of advice here on boosting spunk levels. Abstaining from porn & wanking the week prior is probably recommended.

I'm in my 50's & if the planets align at Phoenix or Sutton parties I can achieve three cums, but I need to find the right girls who give good head, know how to use their hands, have a tight vag & provide DFK. As others have said blue pills make it easy to bang away for hours but don't necessarily deliver on the cum front.

[Colston36]

So I’m a horny fucker and have no problem ejaculating multiple times a day.  My sexual appetite is voracious.  I’m think about a blow out in the City/East London when all this shit is a little more settled.  I know I could handle 3 separate meets easily - perhaps a couple of half hours followed by a longer sesh for lucky no. 3. 

But then I’m pretty fucking horny so tempted to raise the bar and challenge myself.  I also reckon I’d get a kick out of notching up a tally with 5 or 6 WGs, all independent of each other.  A few years ago, I fucked 4 girls in the space of 5 hours at a German FKK.  Memories of that day are great but the logistics were not challenging in the least, and I think I want the challenge.

Due to punting drought, cost isn’t really a factor.

Has anyone done this before in London? If so what lessons did you learn? Any regrets or was it as spectacular for the wank bank as I think it could be?!

For example, some of these beauties are on my HL and I reckon these timings might work:

Breakfast

10am KinkyEllie 1/2 hr
11:30am RubbyBrazil 1/2 hr

Lunch break

1:30pm MiaBubble 1/2 hr
3pm MiaHoxton 45 mins

Coffee & cake

5:30pm Oliva-Diva 1 hr

Dinner

8pm BeautifulDayana 1hr

Bed.

 

Anything else you'd like to boast about while you're at it?

[DocJohnson]

One thing that wasn't specified was if the intension was to finish every punt ejaculating. Since I started using ED meds not only do I get hard and stay that way easily my control is much better. I used to be a regular at the Phoenix parties when they had five girls and often had all five but only shot my load once at the very end. At the 4 hour Sutton daytime parties i've fucked more than five but again only filled the bag once. If the requirement was to cum each time then 3 over a day would probably be my limit. 45 years ago with a new girlfriend I came 6 times during an all nighter but at that age I was also wanking 2 or 3 times every day.

Thank op for this post as it has got me thinking of setting up a treat for myself when lockdown is over. I won't be as ambitious as you but maybe a punt in the morning a massage in the afternoon and another punt in the evening would be a reasonable target for me

  You’re welcome! You’ve mentioned some things I need to research. My FKK experience sounds a bit like what you describe and that lives long in my memory. There, I only came 3 times but it was fun having the last girl try to get a fourth pop out of me. 

If I was in control of all the variables (eg rented a penthouse and drip feeding the girls into me for the day), then 5 pops might be a possibility.  In this case I want the fresh air and exercise so want to move about and stick to incalls. 

You’ve sensible made me adjust my expectations though. I think I’d set out aiming for 4 pops but being very happy with 3.  I’d probably get one of my less preferred 1/2 hour girls to massage and suck only, to prime me for the 3rd or 4th.

 

[DocJohnson]

Great idea. Some pre training would need to be thought out. Increase the fluid intake in the days leading up & ensure good diet. There's lots of advice here on boosting spunk levels. Abstaining from porn & wanking the week prior is probably recommended.

I'm in my 50's & if the planets align at Phoenix or Sutton parties I can achieve three cums, but I need to find the right girls who give good head, know how to use their hands, have a tight vag & provide DFK. As others have said blue pills make it easy to bang away for hours but don't necessarily deliver on the cum front.

Good advice. Hydration won’t be a problem.  No orgasms for more than 24 hours before could be. I’m not one for avoiding temptation. Probably should try harder on that front.

I think the quality of girl and service to make it all possible is very important too. Their skills and physique (including, as you said, tightness) will be a factor when I lay the table.

You’ve made me realise that if I did commit to this, I should acquire and keep a blue pill on my person - just in case.  I also need to look up these parties you and others have mentioned.  They’ll probably be more convenient than a day trip to the FKKs in Frankfurt. 

[DocJohnson]

Years ago at my punting peak I did 2 Indie punts of an hour plus two 2 hour LMP sex parties on the same day. Great fun, 1 punt in a day is fine for me nowadays.

Fuck that’s hot. Well played Smiths.  I’ll get to your stage in life, hopefully. I want to have done what you did - i.e. have some hot memories to look back on fondly and tell the grandkids about  .  It sounds like you’re fond of the memories so thats an encouragement for
me.

[DocJohnson]

Anything else you'd like to boast about while you're at it?

I’ll give it some thought and come back to you 

[DocJohnson]

I did 5 a day stuff like that in the Dam.

Nowadays I won't do more than 3 over a 6 hour period. And nearly always I would do the 3rd girl because I have not managed to jizz in the second one. If I had already come twice, the third visit could be risky performancewise.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=286853.msg3015681#msg3015681

Nice BHR.  I’d be fibbing if I said I hadn’t seen that post and taken a little inspiration!  You certainly brought Dayana to my attention but I wasn’t able to get to see her quickly enough and gather she’s not back in service yet.  Hopefully she will be at some point. I could do with a piece of that.

re: potentially not cumming. I’d normally be frustrated by that but I think I would go into the day in a different mindset. I wouldn’t want to hold back with the first couple of WGs but I certainly wouldn’t be greedy/stupid enough to try for more than one pop per girl. 

I’m actually scheming to use at least one as a fluffer.  I’m not sure whether I’d tell them that or not though!   

[bedhedred]

For example, some of these beauties are on my HL and I reckon these timings might work:

Breakfast

My views

10am KinkyEllie 1/2 HR - in my experience she's not worth any longer, and rushed me before. Changes her mind about Fk.
11:30am RubbyBrazil 1/2 HR - worth doing one hour. Good dfk and deep ow.

Lunch break

1:30pm MiaBubble 1/2 HR - worth doing one hour (I've never done less) excellent dfk and nice deep owo
3pm MiaHoxton 45 mins - don't know, but anal is possible.

Coffee & cake

5:30pm Oliva-Diva 1 HR - don't know, but 1 HR is minimum. £200 plus DFK.

Dinner

8pm BeautifulDayana 1hr - I've only just persuaded myself to try this duration. Will be no kissing. Owo extra £20.

Bed.

[lillythesavage]

Boasting or not there was a tinge of jealousy reading the first post, being an older guy I could not even consider this, had 3 meets at the weekend, 2 overnights and an afternoon with the first overnight, the second overnight had to wait for Monday morning glory for my load lol.

I think I am spent for the week, and my sore dick is in recovery, 5 sounds great in the head, maybe more difficult in practice with whores these days, a bad first or second punt, getting double booked or ghosted, 5 lots of service negotiations and all the other usual problems might scupper your plans or fuck with your head. Seems like a mission I would mot like to attempt even if I could.

Good luck trying.

[joninbristol]

Alternative thought: Why not do a party and see if you can manage five in a few hours first?
That way your outlay is minimised, and you can judge how feasible it is, as well as your recovery time.
If you hit 3 and you're wilting (metaphorically speaking, of course.....), then at least you've either not wasted £300, or dropped out of two meets and risk getting a bad reputation amongst the SP community.

Of course if you find you're up to it (also metaphorically speaking!), then you can go for it with separate SPs later.


All the above said, if you're gonna do this, do it whilst you're young.
One to tick off the bucket list for sure!

[bedhedred]

Inadequacies! Hardly. Let’s actually take a moment and look at what you’ve been up to this past 12 months (and recorded!). No inadequacy as far as I can tell.   

Everyone’s on their own journey in life.  Mine, at this point in time, is sex focused and cum filled. In a few years I expect/hope it will have dialled back a little. Although I do think I want to die of a heart-attack balls deep in my favourite WG. Hmm, maybe that’s a bit harsh on her. Although I could write something in my will to compensate her 

In terms of telling the girl she is a fluffer... In October I had already booked a 90 minute romp with O Sweetie to commence around 4pm.

I was in town at midday and noticed that Blaire was on duty. I had not been expecting her, but quickly got a 1pm slot.

Towards the end, I withdrew my dick saying that I couldn't jizz. She took the piss saying "what! are you going to wait and cum on your own, instead of with me?"
I said no and explained the follow on plan and if I jizzed I'd be risking wood failure in an expensive 90 minute session. I even saved the blue pill for the hotel meet, leaving nothing to chance.

Blaire
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=289039.0

OLIVIA SWEETIE
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=289192.msg3019605#msg3019605

[boredtryst]

Coffee & cake


 

you gotta make sure you get in the coffee and cake for this,

write a review once you have done this

[bedhedred]

I find it is better to eat as little as possible during a punting day out.

Be careful not to develop "breath" if you want to have the best chance of snogging.

Lunch should not be a vindaloo and 3 pints of cobra. 😂💥💨
The next girl in the schedule might start to gurn a bit! 🤨🙄🤢

[boredtryst]

Lunch should not be a vindaloo and 3 pints of cobra. 😂💥💨

I think if was being in a vindictive mood i would try this 

[lillythesavage]

I find it is better to eat as little as possible during a punting day out.

Be careful not to develop "breath" if you want to have the best chance of snogging.

Lunch should not be a vindaloo and 3 pints of cobra. 😂💥💨
The next girl in the schedule might start to gurn a bit! 🤨🙄🤢

Travel kit from boots or the like would sort that problem, if they are still selling them, small enough to keep in a coat pocket.

[bedhedred]

Travel kit from boots or the like would sort that problem, if they are still selling them, small enough to keep in a coat pocket.

I wish it were that simple. I've had occasions where the mouth may be clean, but the burp is definitely not.

I don't know how to deal with that other than letting it settle, which can take hours.

[lillythesavage]

I wish it were that simple. I've had occasions where the mouth may be clean, but the burp is definitely not.

I don't know how to deal with that other than letting it settle, which can take hours.

Lol, I guess all these things have to be taken into consideration as well as flaky whores, getting everything perfectly right seems impossible, maybe 5 whores in walking distance of home would work and cover most eventualities.

[Stickitin]

I’ve managed 5 cums in one night (4pm- 7am), once, with a friend with benefits, in my 40’s. Now once a day is plenty (not that I get sex once a day).

Can’t say I’ve ever counted the number of cums in 1 night 🧐

[lillythesavage]

Can’t say I’ve ever counted the number of cums in 1 night 🧐

I do not have to count lol, it is usually one, maybe 2 in a longer session with a woman that hits the spot or two women spaced out over the whole day. I blame it on my boredom threshold 

[bedhedred]

I'm fairly certain that I jizzed into each one of these ladies and it might have been the last time I managed such a feat over and 8 hour period.

I was logging the costs for this week and I looked back to an entry for mid December 2018. It said:

Po Diane / C Sa / Y Camil
Prices 100, 120, 100

Thinking about it now, the targets for that day that must have been:

Breakfast:  Diane. I'm guessing a 45 minute punt
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=239018.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=278448.0

Lunch: Curly Sandra https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=250803.0
60 minutes

Dinner: Young Camilla
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=273243.msg2795127#msg2795127
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=275212.0
45 minutes.

[Pikston]

Did the FKK thing, managed 6 pops with 7 girls over a 10 hour or so period. This was Wellcum in Austria and was staying in the connected hotel, so could just go for a lay down for a few hours between each.

I think the biggest challenge with London outcalls would be the energy required travelling and filling the time between meetings, 10 hours in London is exhausting enough without the meetings! But fair play if you do manage it!

[Wankingdead]

Well good luck with your 5 a day plan, please check your heart, lungs and prostate before you embark on this endeavour and your knees after.

[DocJohnson]

I’ve decided to do this. I’m going to call it my “5 a day” diet.

I’ll share the events with you all by way of a detailed review, come what may.

It might be a TOFTT for all being in London, all being incalls, and all being separate.  Correct me if anyone knows different and has written about it.

It could well be a disaster and I’m prepared for that.  Few things in life are easy.  Some will think I’m looney.

Or it might just be one of the best experiences of my life.

I’ll need a bit more encouragement & advice first. A critical friend (or several) to help me iron out the details and avoid stumbling at the first hurdle. 

You’ve been champs so far. Much appreciated. You’ve definitely given me some useful pointers. Such as-

1. Avoid fapping a day or two before.
2. Eat and hydrate well in advance.
3. Purchase & take a blue pill with me, just in case needed.
4. Be satisfied if I don’t jizz with every girl. In fact, plan not to.
5. Book only reliable and well reviewed SPs.
6. Don’t go for 6. Stick to 5. I did 4 at FKK Sharks a couple of years ago so can build on that.
7. Liquid lunch (like a protein shake) and no curries or cobras.
8. Carefully time my caffeine in-take.
9. Take my ramipril that day.
10. Book at least one thats capable of giving a good massage.
11. Allow respected members here to help me with the roster - or lay the table so to speak.

Who, how long, what order, what services and which SPs will be my fluffer(s) or back-ups...

I’ll drop a draft roster on here in coming hours or days.

The first punt can be at 9 am earliest. The last should be finished by 7pm latest. 10 hours in London needs to be enough.

You’ve seen an example roster with the sorts of girls on my HL.  For logistical reasons, I’m sticking to easy reach of the City / East London.

My budget is £800 incl travel & expenses.  That’s the same amount I dropped on my one day trip to FKK Sharks in Germany (thank you Ryanair).

I am sure there will be some haters out there but they won’t deter me.

 

[joninbristol]

On a few practical points, I'd say plot out a few alternatives for places to eat.
That way you're not hunting for an empty sandwich shop at 1pm.

Keep yourself well hydrated not just before, but *during* the day, as you're going to be losing a lot of body fluids (as well as working up a sweat!). Also consider eating something digestible whilst on the go. It'll save you flagging and prevent a banging headache by 5pm.
Avoid heavy, large or hard to digest meals - you know best what suits your body.

Likewise, if it's sunny, take shades, great way to end up with a headache, especially after we've all not seen the bright orange thingy in the sky for a year. A packet of aspirin never goes amiss.

Have a contingency plan with tube, buses etc, and head for the next punt as soon as practical after the last one. At least that way if a tube line is down, you have some contingency time, or can use a bus or taxi, which will be slower.

On which note...if you've not got it already, pop the Citymapper app' on your smartphone. Awesome way to find alternative ways around London. And make sure you know which tube stop or postcode you're heading for in advance - easier to enter than road names, which are also frequently not unique.

Finally, try to avoid eating and travelling at peak times (remember those?!), and check for SP availability if you choose to do this on a bank holiday. If you're starting at 9am, this will be impossible, so consider either a later start, or using a hotel room the night before, assuming you're not already based in central London.

Tap me up with a message if you want me to go over your plan in private, I deal with this kind of logistical nightmare stuff in my job on a daily basis, especially getting across London.
Telling some chump I used to work with that there was no way in hell he was going to get a 40 tonne wagon from Reading to Ilford at 08:00 in 45 minutes on a weekday morning has been my career highlight, nothing you can plan, suggest or say will ever top that amount of embarrassment !

[Liverpool]

Perhaps also make sure you know how to get from each girl to the next leaving enough time for hold ups etc.

[lillythesavage]

I’ve decided to do this. I’m going to call it my “5 a day” diet.

I’ll share the events with you all by way of a detailed review, come what may.

It might be a TOFTT for all being in London, all being incalls, and all being separate.  Correct me if anyone knows different and has written about it.

It could well be a disaster and I’m prepared for that.  Few things in life are easy.  Some will think I’m looney.

Or it might just be one of the best experiences of my life.

I’ll need a bit more encouragement & advice first. A critical friend (or several) to help me iron out the details and avoid stumbling at the first hurdle. 

You’ve been champs so far. Much appreciated. You’ve definitely given me some useful pointers. Such as-

1. Avoid fapping a day or two before.
2. Eat and hydrate well in advance.
3. Purchase & take a blue pill with me, just in case needed.
4. Be satisfied if I don’t jizz with every girl. In fact, plan not to.
5. Book only reliable and well reviewed SPs.
6. Don’t go for 6. Stick to 5. I did 4 at FKK Sharks a couple of years ago so can build on that.
7. Liquid lunch (like a protein shake) and no curries or cobras.
8. Carefully time my caffeine in-take.
9. Take my ramipril that day.
10. Book at least one thats capable of giving a good massage.
11. Allow respected members here to help me with the roster - or lay the table so to speak.

Who, how long, what order, what services and which SPs will be my fluffer(s) or back-ups...

I’ll drop a draft roster on here in coming hours or days.

The first punt can be at 9 am earliest. The last should be finished by 7pm latest. 10 hours in London needs to be enough.

You’ve seen an example roster with the sorts of girls on my HL.  For logistical reasons, I’m sticking to easy reach of the City / East London.

My budget is £800 incl travel & expenses.  That’s the same amount I dropped on my one day trip to FKK Sharks in Germany (thank you Ryanair).

I am sure there will be some haters out there but they won’t deter me.

 

Not sure a liquid lunch is going to be enough, little and often seems a better plan and on long working trips the Tesco 3 quid meal deal gives plenty of choices of drinks, snacks, fruit, even energy drinks and Lucozade in some, though the Small fruit and veg drinks might suit you and fit easily into a pocket for later.

They are everywhere, the deal is available in the Metro ones, they never run out of stock but sometimes choices are gone and are open long hours. For 3 quid no worry about not using it all.

Cannot be beaten for choice and value, those natural smoothie thing are usually 2.50 a pop and so are most decent Sandwiches.

Never thought I would be recommending planning punts around Tesco stores  , but it might be a good idea to know where they are near your punts.

[joninbristol]

Never thought I would be recommending planning punts around Tesco stores  , but it might be a good idea to know where they are near your punts.

Sick, sick, sick !!
One day, when I've won the lottery, I'm going to come back and do 5 in a day, and restrict myself to M&S Food and Little Waitrose !   

[DocJohnson]

On a few practical points, I'd say plot out a few alternatives for places to eat.
That way you're not hunting for an empty sandwich shop at 1pm.

Keep yourself well hydrated not just before, but *during* the day, as you're going to be losing a lot of body fluids (as well as working up a sweat!). Also consider eating something digestible whilst on the go. It'll save you flagging and prevent a banging headache by 5pm.
Avoid heavy, large or hard to digest meals - you know best what suits your body.

Likewise, if it's sunny, take shades, great way to end up with a headache, especially after we've all not seen the bright orange thingy in the sky for a year. A packet of aspirin never goes amiss.

Have a contingency plan with tube, buses etc, and head for the next punt as soon as practical after the last one. At least that way if a tube line is down, you have some contingency time, or can use a bus or taxi, which will be slower.

On which note...if you've not got it already, pop the Citymapper app' on your smartphone. Awesome way to find alternative ways around London. And make sure you know which tube stop or postcode you're heading for in advance - easier to enter than road names, which are also frequently not unique.

Finally, try to avoid eating and travelling at peak times (remember those?!), and check for SP availability if you choose to do this on a bank holiday. If you're starting at 9am, this will be impossible, so consider either a later start, or using a hotel room the night before, assuming you're not already based in central London.

Tap me up with a message if you want me to go over your plan in private, I deal with this kind of logistical nightmare stuff in my job on a daily basis, especially getting across London.
Telling some chump I used to work with that there was no way in hell he was going to get a 40 tonne wagon from Reading to Ilford at 08:00 in 45 minutes on a weekday morning has been my career highlight, nothing you can plan, suggest or say will ever top that amount of embarrassment !

Legend.  This is the sort of advice that will keep me safe and on-track.

You can be a Director on the 5-a-day H&S and Logistics Board. 

So, building on my tips list -

12. Citymapper app and note down all postcodes etc
13. Sunglasses/baseball cap
14. Avoid peak travel times/congested routes that are often delayed
15. Hydrate throughout the day
16. Contingency time in case of overruns or delays despite best laid plans - calculate travel times in advance.
15. Contingency SPs.
16. Actual places to stop, sit and recover whilst hydrating/eating. I can’t be on the move all day I have to plan for British weather.

SPs will be the subject of the Quality Control and Customer Service Board. Bedhedred is nominated by me for a Directorship of that one, as we’ve had some overlap and he’s already contributed.

But there’s no Limit on Directorships.  They just happen to be unpaid 

[DocJohnson]

Sick, sick, sick !!
One day, when I've won the lottery, I'm going to come back and do 5 in a day, and restrict myself to M&S Food and Little Waitrose !   

Classic. You can be a Catering Director on the Logistics and H&S Board.

Joking aside, I think the availability of accessible eating and watering holes (pun intended), selling the type of sustenance required, needs to be considered.  When the roster is a little more developed. 

We can’t have the tail wagging the dog with this shit.  But I am setting aside max £40 of the £800 budget for catering.

 

[Alexmck]

Try energy bars instead of "meals" and hydrate with water/lucozade

Maybe also find out where you can sit and catch your breath during the day in case you need a little breather (or time to think back to the past hour with a smile)? No pubs or cafes or Starbucks etc open for sitting in.

[joninbristol]

Legend.  This is the sort of advice that will keep me safe and on-track.

You can be a Director on the 5-a-day H&S and Logistics Board. 

So, building on my tips list -

12. Citymapper app and note down all postcodes etc
13. Sunglasses/baseball cap
14. Avoid peak travel times/congested routes that are often delayed
15. Hydrate throughout the day
16. Contingency time in case of overruns or delays despite best laid plans - calculate travel times in advance.
15. Contingency SPs.
16. Actual places to stop, sit and recover whilst hydrating/eating. I can’t be on the move all day I have to plan for British weather.

SPs will be the subject of the Quality Control and Customer Service Board. Bedhedred is nominated by me for a Directorship of that one, as we’ve had some overlap and he’s already contributed.

But there’s no Limit on Directorships.  They just happen to be unpaid 

Brilliant, non-paid executive directorship of H&S/Logistics accepted, will take my fees in the knowledge of a job well done and top SP tips 

[Payyourwaymate]

I would not recommend doing it to be honest. I reckon after the 3rd you'll be feeling to go home if you really put in a serious shift on the girls. If it's more you relaxing and the WGs do all the work then I can see it being possible.

[joninbristol]

Classic. You can be a Catering Director on the Logistics and H&S Board.

Joking aside, I think the availability of accessible eating and watering holes (pun intended), selling the type of sustenance required, needs to be considered.  When the roster is a little more developed. 

We can’t have the tail wagging the dog with this shit.  But I am setting aside max £40 of the £800 budget for catering.

 

Actually, a good point, made by by Alex too. Not all on-the-go eateries are going to survive the shutdown, so a bit of on-the-ground legwork as a warm up might be a good thing instead of relying on Google maps. Carrying your own food and drink is equally fine, but just thinking this will probably be a lunch and dinner time excursion/marathon, so turning up with a bulging Tesco bag full of yoghurt bars and Monster energy drink at the SPs might not be acceptable!

[DocJohnson]

I would not recommend doing it to be honest. I reckon after the 3rd you'll be feeling to go home if you really put in a serious shift on the girls. If it's more you relaxing and the WGs do all the work then I can see it being possible.

This is a good point. I’m not going to be able to go at it hammer and tongues all day. Some of the girls are going to have to put in a shift, so I don’t need to.  Not all of them, but realistically two of three need to be good at riding, or have expert oral skills.  The roster needs to account for that.

Welcome to the Customer Experience & Quality Control Board.

[Discoballs]

I once took a regular  shag buddy to manchester for the weekend to a sex club. Met friday fucked her twice then went to the club and fucked another 3 times . The next day fucked her a couple of times and then back to the same club for another 3 fucks then on the sunday back to the same sex club . Tbh it sounds good on paper but by Sunday I was spent and totallly disinterested only got through it will the blue pills .  All the joy was gone and it was just mechanical. Wouldn't do it again . To do 5 in one day I wouldn't bother as the expectation  would be far too much and youd end up just fucking for the sake of it .

[Absolutman]

Have found that with window girls in the Netherlands and Belgium when there on business, I sometimes have endurance after taking a pill. If I am out of time after 15 or 30 minutes, instead of prolonging, I move on. But three would be the limit. In once case, I had an Asian who was apologetic she could not make me come after 30 minutes. Went back a few days later and she made sure I did not need to move on. Sadly she moved on too and was not there on my next trip.

[bedhedred]

Example of what can be achieved with no real planning.

This day out began around 10am at Wembley Central. This was done deliberately early to leave enough time to transfer to Central London and allow dick recovery.
Then 1 or 2pm near Fitzroy Sq (Warren Street). I reckon this was booked first because Sandra was in demand.
Finishing at 4 or 5pm near Hatton Garden (Chancery Lane). This was spur of the moment.
Nobody has mentioned chewing gum and mouth wash in the day bag.

I was logging the costs for this week and I looked back to an entry for mid December 2018. It said:

Po Diane / C Sa / Y Camil
Prices 100, 120, 100

Thinking about it now, the targets for that day that must have been:

Breakfast:  Diane. I'm guessing a 45 minute punt
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=239018.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=278448.0

Lunch: Curly Sandra https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=250803.0
60 minutes

Dinner: Young Camilla
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=273243.msg2795127#msg2795127
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=275212.0
45 minutes.

First target: OLIVIA SWEETIE. I met her in a hotel. Edgware Rd about 2pm
Jizzed

I could have headed home at that point with a successful VFM session under my belt, but it wasn’t late. I felt I could take a risk with some R&D budget so...

Second target: Clarissa at HoD. Victoria at 4pm
No jizz

I was feeling a bit confidence-dented as I headed across town.

Third and Final roll of the dice: Dayana
I was cruising between London Bridge, via Monument about 5:30 - 6pm
Jizzed

[bedhedred]

I have an idea to build a day out to Milton Keynes.

Start with a big bang duo: Adrienne and Dollar 45 minutes or 1 hour.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=285554.0

Then fit 2 or 3 more opportunities in around the Hub. Maybe use a minicab to get to Fenny Stratford.

I'll look into this more when lock down is over.

[DocJohnson]

Example of what can be achieved with no real planning.

This day out began around 10am at Wembley Central. This was done deliberately early to leave enough time to transfer to Central London and allow dick recovery.
Then 1 or 2pm near Fitzroy Sq (Warren Street). I reckon this was booked first because Sandra was in demand.
Finishing at 4 or 5pm near Hatton Garden (Chancery Lane). This was spur of the moment.
Nobody has mentioned chewing gum and mouth wash in the day bag.




First target: OLIVIA SWEETIE. I met her in a hotel. Edgware Rd about 2pm
Jizzed

I could have headed home at that point with a successful VFM session under my belt, but it wasn’t late. I felt I could take a risk with some R&D budget so...

Second target: Clarissa at HoD. Victoria at 4pm
No jizz

I was feeling a bit confidence-dented as I headed across town.

Third and Final roll of the dice: Dayana
I was cruising between London Bridge, via Monument about 5:30 - 6pm
Jizzed

Thanks BHR.  Yup, my 5 a day diet is a serious endeavour requiring proper planning. 

17. Chewing gum and mouthwash in day bag.

I’m rejigging my Draft roster too, based on your earlier feedback.