All the more reason not to book me don’t take the risk of finding out. Save your hard earned money.
Interesting question. How would you tell if a member on here booked you? This isn't a membership that carries a badge with individuals bound to an oath of allegiance of "come what may I must defend my membership to the world!".
Let's put it this way, I will book you, your ass is enough, I don't care about your face, its fucking you that I want to do. You will accept the booking because, hey lets face it, your job is to fuck for money and I have the spare cash, you need it. You will ask me if I'm a member and in one form or another I will feign total ignorance of UKP. I will then fuck you, as that's what I'm paying you for. Finally I will come back on here and review you.
Now this is the thing. I will leave out enough details so you wouldn't be able to identify who I am, which wouldn't be hard to do as I can see you aren't really that bright.
There is literally nothing you can do to stop these sequence of events. Unless of course you go all paranoid on all customers which will in turn drive down traffic as punters in general would not want the hassle. Already seems you having a dusty phone.so will only get worse for you. Imagine, you might have to get a job!!! The Horror!
Anyway,I'll be executing my part of the plan and will be seeing you some time in August as your profile says you are "fully booked" (yea right) till the second half of the month. Might be even sooner, depending on your desperation