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Funtomeet

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This is a review on Lauren 38 from Adultwork.

I met her for the first time but not the last lol!! Just before Christmas - I have posted a review on her page but the girl is so super special I wanted to repeat here.

If you want a fabulous date with a lady you would be privileged to have as your wife then go see Lauren she is amazing beautiful smart and caring. All her services are as advertised and it feels like a date with a lover rather than a booking.

Lauren has a great apartment near the historic dockyard in Portsmouth. Easy parking and safe easy access and the inside is super.

Met Kauren had a little kiss. She was waiting a matching underwear set and silk dressing top xx her hair was wet and that turned me on. Lauren turned me on at first glance. Then talking to her turned me on again.

I undressed her standing up and kissing and she undressed me so we stood holding each other and kissing before moving to the bed. More kissing and touching before I went down on her. Lauren has the most amazing body beautiful eyes and lips purr breasts and the cutest bottom.

So the I was licking her lips and clitoris so I gentle inserted a finger into her tight and very warm vagina and then OMG her pussy gripped my finger and stipples along it! Totally stunning. I had to get my cock in her for the same treatment. So on with the hat and I gently entered her and got into a beautiful rhythm each time I was fully inside her pussy muscles gripped and moved along my cock. I have never experienced anything like it. So we were both happy and then Lauren demanded I kiss her and so we kissed as I orgasmed and had the most amazing grip xx

We then lay on the bed and chatted like friends before Lauren offered to return the favour and go down on me. That was when I received the most perfect BJ.

All in all Lauren is the real deal and the best.

We will be friends and lovers for a long time to come



Offline mh

Having read the review and resisted the urge to throw up, how about some actual useful information instead of a love story? Just a suggestion...

James999

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I have never experienced anything like it.

Did you lose your virginity to her then?

Offline mh

Holy Fuck !!!

The whole thing is so OTT it is not credible. Just count the fucking clichés -

the girl is so super special
If you want a fabulous date
a lady you would be privileged to have as your wife
she is amazing beautiful smart and caring
feels like a date with a lover
a great apartment
inside is super
we stood holding each other
the most amazing body
beautiful eyes and lips
I gently entered her
I have never experienced anything like it
I orgasmed
chatted like friends
Lauren offered to return the favour
the most perfect BJ
Lauren is the real deal and the best
We will be friends and lovers

 :dash: :dash: :dash:

Offline winkywanky

This is a review on Lauren 38 from Adultwork.

I met her for the first time but not the last lol!! Just before Christmas - I have posted a review on her page but the girl is so super special I wanted to repeat here.

If you want a fabulous date with a lady you would be privileged to have as your wife then go see Lauren she is amazing beautiful smart and caring. All her services are as advertised and it feels like a date with a lover rather than a booking.

Lauren has a great apartment near the historic dockyard in Portsmouth. Easy parking and safe easy access and the inside is super.

Met Kauren had a little kiss. She was waiting a matching underwear set and silk dressing top xx her hair was wet and that turned me on. Lauren turned me on at first glance. Then talking to her turned me on again.

I undressed her standing up and kissing and she undressed me so we stood holding each other and kissing before moving to the bed. More kissing and touching before I went down on her. Lauren has the most amazing body beautiful eyes and lips purr breasts and the cutest bottom.

So the I was licking her lips and clitoris so I gentle inserted a finger into her tight and very warm vagina and then OMG her pussy gripped my finger and stipples along it! Totally stunning. I had to get my cock in her for the same treatment. So on with the hat and I gently entered her and got into a beautiful rhythm each time I was fully inside her pussy muscles gripped and moved along my cock. I have never experienced anything like it. So we were both happy and then Lauren demanded I kiss her and so we kissed as I orgasmed and had the most amazing grip xx

We then lay on the bed and chatted like friends before Lauren offered to return the favour and go down on me. That was when I received the most perfect BJ.

All in all Lauren is the real deal and the best.

We will be friends and lovers for a long time to come


Hello Lauren  :rolleyes:

Offline winkywanky

...or perhaps Hello, Lauren's pimp  :D

Online Derrick101


You forgot... Treat her well lads!   :vomit:

I know she's good, I've seen and reviewed her myself, but her 'services' are now very limited.


Offline Davede

I think we've all met Lauren now!! Lol

Offline timsussex

That's unbelievably good -  I've had some great punts but nothing that comes close to that !

Not a single thing that could have been improved on - as I said UNBELIEVABLE

Offline Sweettunes


Online Jamboney

This is a review on Lauren 38 from Adultwork.

I met her for the first time but not the last lol!! Just before Christmas - I have posted a review on her page but the girl is so super special I wanted to repeat here.

If you want a fabulous date with a lady you would be privileged to have as your wife then go see Lauren she is amazing beautiful smart and caring. All her services are as advertised and it feels like a date with a lover rather than a booking.

Lauren has a great apartment near the historic dockyard in Portsmouth. Easy parking and safe easy access and the inside is super.

Met Kauren had a little kiss. She was waiting a matching underwear set and silk dressing top xx her hair was wet and that turned me on. Lauren turned me on at first glance. Then talking to her turned me on again.

I undressed her standing up and kissing and she undressed me so we stood holding each other and kissing before moving to the bed. More kissing and touching before I went down on her. Lauren has the most amazing body beautiful eyes and lips purr breasts and the cutest bottom.

So the I was licking her lips and clitoris so I gentle inserted a finger into her tight and very warm vagina and then OMG her pussy gripped my finger and stipples along it! Totally stunning. I had to get my cock in her for the same treatment. So on with the hat and I gently entered her and got into a beautiful rhythm each time I was fully inside her pussy muscles gripped and moved along my cock. I have never experienced anything like it. So we were both happy and then Lauren demanded I kiss her and so we kissed as I orgasmed and had the most amazing grip xx

We then lay on the bed and chatted like friends before Lauren offered to return the favour and go down on me. That was when I received the most perfect BJ.

All in all Lauren is the real deal and the best.

We will be friends and lovers for a long time to come

This is brilliant  :lol: Dusty phone Lauren?

Offline sensualencounter

I think we have the early contender for soppiest cunt-struck EAS twat of the year! Or self-promoting hooker. One or the other.

That was unbelievable!!!

He even got turned on by her wet hair!!! Not even her wet pussy!!!

Fucking drip.

Offline wylie anchor

This is a review on Lauren 38 from Adultwork.

I met her for the first time but not the last lol!! Just before Christmas - I have posted a review on her page but the girl is so super special I wanted to repeat here.

So you copied & pasted from AW? Does she know you couldn't be arsed to do another more informative review? Or did she suggest the copy & paste? Nothing here to make me want to see her, does her face look better in the flesh, pics that were on her profile looked like she had over-done the botox!  :thumbsdown:

Funtomeet

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Dude bit offensive I never did a copy and paste this is a different post with a reference to the first x Lauren is the best out there and I wanted to share so that genuine punters can benefit ;)

Funtomeet

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Did you lose your virginity to her then?

Dude - your loss I wrote the review to help genuine punters. Of course there will be people that do have have the imagination to meet such a great girl ;)

Offline Steve_c

The use of dude suggests also that it's still half term for some.

Offline winkywanky

Dude - your loss I wrote the review to help genuine punters. Of course there will be people that do have have the imagination to meet such a great girl ;)


Oh, so now it's are you good enough and clever enough to meet the very lovely Lauren?  :lol:

Offline webpunter

Quality  :lol:

Did you lose your virginity to her then?

IMO OP is cunt-struck & suffering from EAS

"We will be friends and lovers for a long time to come"    Yeah right  :lol: :sarcastic: :lol:    Well while the meter is running

She looks fit & has got 555 Awank FB entries which look pukka [doesn't happen often]

Thus don't think the burd needs this Mills & boon story bollox so if self marketing she's shot herself in the foot

More likely she'll be dreading FTM getting in touch again, rocking up with a ring from Ratners / Argos  :scare:

Offline winkywanky

The use of dude suggests also that it's still half term for some.


Or perhaps Lauren trying to sound like a geezer  :rolleyes:

Funtomeet

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Haha very funny. It’s you haters that are the losers but then that is a win Winn;)

Offline webpunter

Defiantly so


Or perhaps Lauren trying to sound like a geezer  :rolleyes:

[definitely in burd speak]

Offline winkywanky

Haha very funny. It’s you haters that are the losers but then that is a win Winn;)


No hating at all, merely healthy scepticism (and more than a little disbelief) at a frankly fawning first review, and first ever post  :hi:

Online andyw1969

...or perhaps Hello, Lauren's pimp  :D

Having read this so called review i’m Sure it’s not the 1st time Lauren has reviewed herself.

This site is the only site we punters can normally trust luckily there are enough of us out there that can spot a fake review .

Stupid cow as these ballshit reviews are more likely going to put people off - I know it has me .

Offline Hantsolo

Jesus! This is going to be entertaining!

To the lucky “punter” who had the best experience of his life, I’d quit now

a) because you are obviously never going to get better than Lauren (in your opinion) and
b) because that review is the biggest load of bollocks that I’ve seen on here.

Well done sir/Lauren!

Funtomeet

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You are missing out not me ;) watch for my next review after I meet her again - then you can have done more bollocks to amuse you - meanwhile I will be fucking with the best ;)

James999

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You are missing out not me ;) watch for my next review after I meet her again -

So we have to wait a whole year for yoru next advert  :sarcastic:

Offline sensualencounter

You are missing out not me ;) watch for my next review after I meet her again - then you can have done more bollocks to amuse you - meanwhile I will be fucking with the best ;)

You’re a fucking cuntstruck twat, suffering from EAS.

And you can’t post 2 positives within 12 months. You can, however, post a negative after she fucks you off out of it for ruining her business with this bollocks.

Dude.

Online Waterhouse

meanwhile I will be fucking with the best ;)

Nah.

You need to get out more   :hi:

Offline Hantsolo

You are missing out not me ;) watch for my next review after I meet her again - then you can have done more bollocks to amuse you - meanwhile I will be fucking with the best ;)

If she’s that good, I doubt any of us will be able to get through on her dusty....sorry...red hot phone for months anyway  :lol:

Offline winkywanky

You are missing out not me ;) watch for my next review after I meet her again - then you can have done more bollocks to amuse you - meanwhile I will be fucking with the best ;)

Just be sure to not post a new review, that's against UKP rules. Update this review.

Also this means we all know where to come for a good laugh  :lol:


Online Jamboney

Lauren is the best out there and I wanted to share so that genuine punters can benefit ;)

EAS is a shitter.

I can't help but think you won't be around for long  :bomb:

Funtomeet

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Many a true word in a nick name mate ;)

I have over 30 feedbacks on my AW punting history and they are all positive I am a regular field report writer on AW and will be here now. If you think it is made up rake a peek at my feedbacks

As for Lauren it is only you missing out she will have a q of guys and I will be one at the front as in over 10 years punting around the world Lauren genuinely is the best

Offline webpunter

OP
Bed soon
Bath time beckons
If you are lucky mummy will wash your very small cock

Anyways the footy is on now
Will be back just before 10 to see how much more of cunt you have managed to make of yourself
You are making an impressive start  :lol:

Online Jamboney

You were stupid enough to use the same nick on AW, so we're now aware of your feedback on there. Which means fuck all any way as does your fluffy field reports.

Write genuine, informative, well balanced reviews and then you might get taken seriously.

I can't see it happening though.


Offline webpunter

Can't wait
Tingling with anticipation

I am a regular field report writer on AW and will be here now

Hope you ain't banned too soon.  Coz i can see the rest of us havin a right laarf in the interim


Offline Hantsolo

Can't wait
Tingling with anticipation

Hope you ain't banned too soon.  Coz i can see the rest of us havin a right laarf in the interim

Please Admin, don't ban him yet as this is getting better as the evening goes on!  :sarcastic:

Offline timsussex

The use of dude suggests also that it's still half term for some.

can't be - she only sees over 40s

unless he's a teacher ??  but he isn't likely to teach anyone here

Online contentguy

Many a true word in a nick name mate ;)

I have over 30 feedbacks on my AW punting history and they are all positive I am a regular field report writer on AW and will be here now. If you think it is made up rake a peek at my feedbacks

As for Lauren it is only you missing out she will have a q of guys and I will be one at the front as in over 10 years punting around the world Lauren genuinely is the best

If that’s your profile, change your name to prove it.  Put an ‘s’ on the end or something like that.

Guy

Offline glamourtog

What an absolute load of fucking horse shit. If this isn’t a prossie doing the worst job of advertising herself - even the ‘accidental’ mis-spelling of her own name!! or at the least a ‘friend’ writing the review - then I’m the Virgin Mary.
‘Privileged to have as your wife’. Fuck me....how lucky would that make me? If I was married I’d always  imagined the Mrs to be a wide legged spunk gobbling, cock Hoover for the masses.
You fucking tool.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2019, 08:59:39 am by glamourtog »

Offline BestofBritish84

Came for the review, stayed for the lols.

She's been on my HL for a little while but I'm still not 100% sure though...

Offline mh

I have over 30 feedbacks on my AW punting history and they are all positive I am a regular field report writer on AW and will be here now.

30 AW feedbacks! Thirty????!!!! Well, why didn't you say - that changes everything:sarcastic:

Shit love stories are not welcomed in the UKP review sections, keep them for AW.  :thumbsup:

cyberstrider

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C'mon, lets be fair folks.
I've met Lauren several times in the distant past; she's an OK punt, getting oldish now, does play cocky on arrival as you're kissing her.
BUT she does back to back bookings, that's why her hair was fucking wet.
One punt with her, I slightly overstayed, she had a shower, and suddenly her entrance bell rang and she told me I'd better go, I hopped it fast and met her next fuck walking along the passageway, yep, big fucks.
She doesn't shave, just trims, and pushes her pube hard against your mouth, so much so I had a problem with wifey when I returned home as my upper lip was red and sore due to prickly pube stubble, my upper lip inside was cut due to pressure.
Decided enough was enough. Don't get me wrong, she's good for beginners, knows the ropes. If she orgasms then a pigs pussy isn't pork. Once finished she's up and shows you pictures of her intended buys from a magazine, fast change of subject. A good professional.

Offline CheeseBoard

She was waiting a matching underwear set and silk dressing top xx her hair was wet and that turned me on.

Come on, one of you, own up.. Who shot in her hair with a misjudged facial before he turned up??  :D

Online Derrick101

Come on, one of you, own up.. Who shot in her hair with a misjudged facial before he turned up??  :D

Come on...… Facials isn't on her likes list.... In fact, not a lot is !  :hi:

Offline timsussex

Saw Lauren a while ago - it was an OKish punt - did not really feel she was interested in me.  Ok I know that a WG is only interested in one thing but the better ones at least pretend that its not just a messy job

I put it into the "we  just didn't click" basket as I noticed the number of positive reviews grow - not I'm not so sure that they were all real

Funtomeet

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They are real because she is an escort not a whore and if the meeting is a pleasure not a mess then it’s winnwin. Guess some of us have it and some don’t - hence several of the poor taste hecklers out there. Heckle all you like. If you know how to treat a girl right then it becomes a great time for all not a sad time for a looser ;)