External Link/Members OnlyPrice - £50 for half an hour (I think), although it might have been 55. Not 100% certain.
Another cheap and quick punt, this time at Barons, only 2 minutes or so from the railway station. Of all the Lancs Massage chains, this is the only one I'd recommend for a quick pump and dump. Mainly as they at least have a selection of ladies. Of the three on offer, none were that amazing, but I thought I'd go for the mature black charms of Rose. She is extremely black as well, and not just a shade of brown. Dark fruit! She has a decent body on her as well, if ageing a little bit.
Good set of tits, a very dark brown labia. Think she's Scouse or from somewhere over that way, and she certainly likes a natter. Nice woman.
A comedic start to the proceedings began when I was told to go to Room 3. Upon entering the room, I was greeted with the sight of an oap in the process of changing. Slightly bewildered, after a quick "alright mate", I tactfully waited outside while (I presumed) he completed his post-punt arrangements. After a while, it seemed like his patience withered as he popped his white head around the corner, saw me still standing there and then slammed the door. All righty then. After going downstairs and telling the ladies that I'd just seen a naked pensioner, they fluttered around like headless chickens, claiming he'd gone to the wrong room and so on. No doubt, they messed up and were trying to pretend it was his fault. Anyway, within two minutes I was in the very room I had been directed to before, sans johnny punter.
Got naked on my front and the usual ten second massage commenced while Rose said the right things ("ooh...you're lovely you are, gonna fuck me are you, you naughty, naughty boy!) which had the desired effect. Although in my early forties, I'm always happy to be called a naughty boy.
She turned over and annoyingly wiped lube on herself - annoying, as she would soon jump into the 69 position - and affixed a hood. Not sure if owo was available, only remembered afterward that I'd forgot to ask. A nice oral session followed, at least once I'd told her to go easy with the teeth, and then she proffered her dark maroon cave to my face. I had to wipe off the lube first, and then got stuck in. She tasted nice and was already wet. Soon had to stop as she said she didn't want to come. "I want to fuck you first". Whatever. Into reverse cg and she rides well. Leaned back like in the pornos so I could grab a hold of those titties. Doggy followed, when I gave her quite the pounding, with the very loud and creaky bed going ten to the dozen. Into mish, and happily pounded away at this old black bird, who really knows how to take a cock.
All in all, an enjoyable experience. Cheap and cheerful, and once I'd wiped her makeup off my face (?) I was off to enjoy the rest of my day, with my bollocks emptied. Plus, how often do you get to see an old bloke undressing looking in complete shock at your appearance? I think I found it much more comical than he.
WIR? Sure, it's cheap and you can choose a girl, so one out of three is likely to be good enough for most guys. I think it was £50, but can't be sure as it was £55 at Raffles, and I remember just giving them 60 and they gave me some change.
