good to see you back S-M.
Pleased to see you back SM I heard your lawyer was so good he got Stevie Wonder a driving licence.
He may have found it althought think he would prefer a golden track pin.
Kinky owld bugger.
Good to see you're back SM.........even if you are from the wrong part of the 'Forces'
Welcome back SM, probably not a bad time to be laid up!
Cheers CW. Try telling that to the snake with nearly 2 months worth of venom built up, it'll blow some lassies heed off when it goes.
Does the ceiling not need a new coating Welcome back Sar
Who would have thought such a grumpy twat would be so popular - world has gone truly mad
She'll be in for a right 'drilling' .
"Me Thinks" you've done ya share of "Track Bashing" in ya time ORC?
Nice to see you back SM
Welcome back SM good to hear you’re ok you owld twat
Only in a CAT 360
Good to see you back SM, looks like most of us are having a break anyway.
Haha SM is still around. Sorry To hear about your accident, but glad you are still doing well! Take care and get well soon.
Which part are you talking about, or shouldn't we ask?
Flamin' 'eck. A fall?
“Poor auld bugger” is most likely getting a bit infirm WW. It’s to be expected at his age really...
Bet it was like the singing detective.
All parts of the back of my body, had a few good ones on the backs of my legs and shoulders. The lumbar region is where the friggin pain is the worst, and have had no bruises there "YET". Also had a couple of smallish ones on my arms.
perhaps a rename is in order - Senile Major?
Did you not mean the Stinking Defective ..?
He was pissed as a fart at the time though.His kebab took the brunt of the impact.
Aye about 6 foot flat onto my back............. Ouch.
Wow. You're still able to walk, that's a plus.
Well I suppose we can do one for you too FB....................... Take your pick. Friggin LieutenantSquabbling BleaderWank CommanderGrope Captain
I think he would prefer penile major.
I am sure all the compliments on here are doing him the world of good.
I think 'Grope Captain' suits me rather well