Author Topic: Anyone heard from Sar-Major (Read 8552 times)

Sar-Major · « **Reply #50 on:** March 27, 2020, 08:47:48 am »

Quote from: daviemac on March 26, 2020, 05:05:01 pm

good to see you back S-M.

Cheers DM,

I count myself to be very fucking lucky indeed to still be here. As well as not having some really serious injuries, the ones I have are friggin bad enough. I'm not superstitious but some bugger was watching over me that day, and I take my hat off to whoever it was.

catweazle · « **Reply #51 on:** March 27, 2020, 08:47:53 am »

Welcome back SM, probably not a bad time to be laid up!

Sar-Major · « **Reply #52 on:** March 27, 2020, 08:49:54 am »

Quote from: waynekerr600 on March 26, 2020, 06:17:56 pm

Pleased to see you back SM I heard your lawyer was so good he got Stevie Wonder a driving licence.

Cheers ya "Little Cunt", now fuck off and get a new script writer like I told you last friggin year................

Sar-Major · « **Reply #53 on:** March 27, 2020, 08:52:27 am »

Quote from: oldrockingchair on March 21, 2020, 06:00:01 pm

He may have found it althought think he would prefer a golden track pin.

"Me Thinks" you've done ya share of "Track Bashing" in ya time ORC?

Sar-Major · « **Reply #54 on:** March 27, 2020, 08:56:06 am »

Quote from: Moresomes on March 26, 2020, 06:19:06 pm

Kinky owld bugger.

When I wrote it, I knew "Some Twat" would turn it around and bring the "Kinky" stuff to the board..............

Sar-Major · « **Reply #55 on:** March 27, 2020, 08:59:57 am »

Many Thanks to all you chaps for the "Well Wishes" and "Speedy Recovery" messages.

Really Appreciated.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #56 on:** March 27, 2020, 09:05:25 am »

Quote from: FLYING BLUE on March 27, 2020, 08:30:56 am

Good to see you're back SM.........even if you are from the wrong part of the 'Forces'

Cheers FB,

.....................

But just to let yo know that the "British Army" was established long before you "Crabfats" on April Fools Day 1918.

Some feker was having a right old laugh forming you fekers up on that fekin day...............

Sar-Major · « **Reply #57 on:** March 27, 2020, 09:12:05 am »

Quote from: catweazle on March 27, 2020, 08:47:53 am

Welcome back SM, probably not a bad time to be laid up!

Cheers CW.

Try telling that to the snake with nearly 2 months worth of venom built up, it'll blow some lassies heed off when it goes.

Kev3773 · « **Reply #58 on:** March 27, 2020, 09:15:49 am »

Quote from: Sar-Major on March 27, 2020, 09:12:05 am

Cheers CW.

Try telling that to the snake with nearly 2 months worth of venom built up, it'll blow some lassies heed off when it goes.

Does the ceiling not need a new coating

Welcome back Sar

Sar-Major · « **Reply #59 on:** March 27, 2020, 09:18:17 am »

Quote from: Kev3773 on March 27, 2020, 09:15:49 am

Does the ceiling not need a new coating
Welcome back Sar

Ya never know Kev, ya never know.

Cheers mate.

Lingus10 · « **Reply #60 on:** March 27, 2020, 10:07:51 am »

Who would have thought such a grumpy twat would be so popular - world has gone truly mad

Mansell · « **Reply #61 on:** March 27, 2020, 06:02:36 pm »

Quote from: Sar-Major on March 27, 2020, 09:12:05 am

Cheers CW.

Try telling that to the snake with nearly 2 months worth of venom built up, it'll blow some lassies heed off when it goes.

2 months SarMag it'll be more like 4 or 5 by the time we all get punting again I'm afraid. She's in for a treat whoever the lucky lassy is.

winkywanky · « **Reply #62 on:** March 27, 2020, 06:03:44 pm »

She'll be in for a right 'drilling'

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Sar-Major · « **Reply #63 on:** March 27, 2020, 07:14:38 pm »

Quote from: Lingus10 on March 27, 2020, 10:07:51 am

Who would have thought such a grumpy twat would be so popular - world has gone truly mad

Friggin Hell!!!!! Looks like I've got a "Bloody Stalker" as ya seem to know me so well..................

Sar-Major · « **Reply #64 on:** March 27, 2020, 07:16:20 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 27, 2020, 06:03:44 pm

She'll be in for a right 'drilling' .

Too friggin true mate..............

oldrockingchair · « **Reply #65 on:** March 27, 2020, 07:30:52 pm »

Quote from: Sar-Major on March 27, 2020, 08:52:27 am

"Me Thinks" you've done ya share of "Track Bashing" in ya time ORC?

Only in a CAT 360

CELICA GT · « **Reply #66 on:** March 27, 2020, 09:14:23 pm »

Nice to see you back SM

Halcyon Dave · « **Reply #67 on:** March 27, 2020, 11:54:49 pm »

Welcome back SM good to hear you’re ok you owld twat

Sar-Major · « **Reply #68 on:** March 28, 2020, 09:32:35 am »

Quote from: CELICA GT on March 27, 2020, 09:14:23 pm

Nice to see you back SM

Cheers C-GT.

Glad to be back home, even tho I'm limited as to what I can do at the moment.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #69 on:** March 28, 2020, 09:35:00 am »

Quote from: Halcyon Dave on March 27, 2020, 11:54:49 pm

Welcome back SM good to hear you’re ok you owld twat

Cheers HD,

But steady on a Mo.............. I friggin "Resemble" that comment.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #70 on:** March 28, 2020, 09:37:03 am »

Quote from: oldrockingchair on March 27, 2020, 07:30:52 pm

Only in a CAT 360

Ah, I see, one of them "Posh" yellow jobbies..................

toon972 · « **Reply #71 on:** March 28, 2020, 10:24:08 pm »

Good to see you back SM, looks like most of us are having a break anyway.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #72 on:** March 29, 2020, 09:49:23 am »

Quote from: toon972 on March 28, 2020, 10:24:08 pm

Good to see you back SM, looks like most of us are having a break anyway.

Cheers T.

Well it makes me feel a bit better you boys having a break, as I can't even be arsed to have a wank at the Mo.

Ahmedhutan · « **Reply #73 on:** March 30, 2020, 09:25:42 am »

Haha SM is still around. Sorry To hear about your accident, but glad you are still doing well! Take care and get well soon.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #74 on:** March 30, 2020, 12:57:07 pm »

Quote from: Ahmedhutan on March 30, 2020, 09:25:42 am

Haha SM is still around. Sorry To hear about your accident, but glad you are still doing well! Take care and get well soon.

Cheers for the well wishes matey.

Its a slow process, and still waiting for more bruises to appear.

winkywanky · « **Reply #75 on:** March 30, 2020, 12:58:14 pm »

Which part are you talking about, or shouldn't we ask?

winkywanky · « **Reply #76 on:** March 30, 2020, 12:58:32 pm »

Get well soon by the way SM

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Sar-Major · « **Reply #77 on:** March 30, 2020, 01:22:23 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 30, 2020, 12:58:14 pm

Which part are you talking about, or shouldn't we ask?

All parts of the back of my body, had a few good ones on the backs of my legs and shoulders. The lumbar region is where the friggin pain is the worst, and have had no bruises there "YET". Also had a couple of smallish ones on my arms.

winkywanky · « **Reply #78 on:** March 30, 2020, 01:23:54 pm »

Flamin' 'eck. A fall?

tynetunnel · « **Reply #79 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:03:34 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 30, 2020, 01:23:54 pm

Flamin' 'eck. A fall?

“Poor auld bugger” is most likely getting a bit infirm WW. It’s to be expected at his age really...

FLYING BLUE · « **Reply #80 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:12:17 pm »

Quote from: tynetunnel on March 30, 2020, 02:03:34 pm

“Poor auld bugger” is most likely getting a bit infirm WW. It’s to be expected at his age really...

perhaps a rename is in order - Senile Major?

winkywanky · « **Reply #81 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:22:52 pm »

Quote from: tynetunnel on March 30, 2020, 02:03:34 pm

“Poor auld bugger” is most likely getting a bit infirm WW. It’s to be expected at his age really...

No comment (because I'm pretty sure I'm older

).

MME · « **Reply #82 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:42:14 pm »

Quote from: waynekerr600 on March 26, 2020, 06:21:57 pm

Bet it was like the singing detective.

Did you not mean the Stinking Defective ..?

waynekerr600 · « **Reply #83 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:46:12 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 30, 2020, 01:23:54 pm

Flamin' 'eck. A fall?

He was pissed as a fart at the time though.

His kebab took the brunt of the impact.

johnny34 · « **Reply #84 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:49:45 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 30, 2020, 01:23:54 pm

Flamin' 'eck. A fall?

He tripped over his snake

winkywanky · « **Reply #85 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:51:15 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 30, 2020, 01:23:54 pm

Flamin' 'eck. A fall?

I'll set 'em up, you finish 'em off

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Lingus10 · « **Reply #86 on:** March 30, 2020, 04:23:30 pm »

Quote from: Sar-Major on March 30, 2020, 01:22:23 pm

All parts of the back of my body, had a few good ones on the backs of my legs and shoulders. The lumbar region is where the friggin pain is the worst, and have had no bruises there "YET". Also had a couple of smallish ones on my arms.

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

Seriously tho SM glad your on the mend

Sar-Major · « **Reply #87 on:** March 30, 2020, 05:51:35 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 30, 2020, 01:23:54 pm

Flamin' 'eck. A fall?

Aye about 6 foot flat onto my back............. Ouch.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #88 on:** March 30, 2020, 05:58:36 pm »

Quote from: FLYING BLUE on March 30, 2020, 02:12:17 pm

perhaps a rename is in order - Senile Major?

Well I suppose we can do one for you too FB....................... Take your pick.

Friggin Lieutenant
Squabbling Bleader
Wank Commander
Grope Captain

Sar-Major · « **Reply #89 on:** March 30, 2020, 06:00:24 pm »

Quote from: MME on March 30, 2020, 02:42:14 pm

Did you not mean the Stinking Defective ..?

Now Now just because your a "Friggin Soap Dodger" MME...............

Sar-Major · « **Reply #90 on:** March 30, 2020, 06:02:41 pm »

Quote from: waynekerr600 on March 30, 2020, 02:46:12 pm

He was pissed as a fart at the time though.

His kebab took the brunt of the impact.

I bloody wish, I probably would have walked away with a couple of little bruises.

winkywanky · « **Reply #91 on:** March 30, 2020, 06:08:30 pm »

Quote from: Sar-Major on March 30, 2020, 05:51:35 pm

Aye about 6 foot flat onto my back............. Ouch.

Wow. You're still able to walk, that's a plus.

tynetunnel · « **Reply #92 on:** March 30, 2020, 08:27:19 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 30, 2020, 06:08:30 pm

Wow. You're still able to walk, that's a plus.

Is that a typo WW?

winkywanky · « **Reply #93 on:** March 30, 2020, 09:06:52 pm »

Might be misconstrued as such, true

northface · « **Reply #94 on:** March 30, 2020, 09:45:51 pm »

I am sure all the compliments on here are doing him the world of good.

toon972 · « **Reply #95 on:** March 30, 2020, 10:40:55 pm »

Quote from: FLYING BLUE on March 30, 2020, 02:12:17 pm

perhaps a rename is in order - Senile Major?

I think he would prefer penile major.

FLYING BLUE · « **Reply #96 on:** March 31, 2020, 08:34:49 am »

Quote from: Sar-Major on March 30, 2020, 05:58:36 pm

Well I suppose we can do one for you too FB....................... Take your pick.

Friggin Lieutenant
Squabbling Bleader
Wank Commander
Grope Captain

I think 'Grope Captain' suits me rather well

FLYING BLUE · « **Reply #97 on:** March 31, 2020, 08:35:24 am »

Quote from: toon972 on March 30, 2020, 10:40:55 pm

I think he would prefer penile major.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #98 on:** March 31, 2020, 09:36:57 am »

Quote from: northface on March 30, 2020, 09:45:51 pm

I am sure all the compliments on here are doing him the world of good.

There friggin "NOT"as it hurts like fuck when I laugh, ya "Pack of Bastards"....................

Sar-Major · « **Reply #99 on:** March 31, 2020, 09:38:40 am »

Quote from: FLYING BLUE on March 31, 2020, 08:34:49 am

I think 'Grope Captain' suits me rather well

Fucking "Perv"..................

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