Your briefest ever punt?

[Charliehutton]

Just been reminiscing about a punt I had last year, which I reckon was eleven minutes, start to finish, made up thus:

Two minutes exchanging pleasantries (before I dived for her tits). Two minutes sex, including one minutes foreplay (sucking those tits), thirty seconds oral (enough to get me fully primed) and thirty seconds actual sex (full throttle, no prisoners taken). Add three minutes post-coital recovery/clean-up, and four minutes getting dressed - had I worn slip-on shoes I could have trimmed a minute off - and that was that. I'd booked her for half an hour, too.

Might be fun to hear the stories of other, similar, 'whirlwind romances'.

[bigbird]

My first ever punt with Sexysal of chesterfield. I was shitting myself, I could hardly breath when i spoke to her on the phone, arranged the meet, knocked at her door and she let me in, lovely house, lovely girl. A bit of a chat, a drink and then upstairs..
Kissing, then she blew me off and i was rock hard, i went down on her, i was ready !
Climbed on, 2 pumps and squirt and i was done... Sexy girl, heart racing experience, i was satisfied but also glad to get out as my nerves and heart rate needed to settle down...
It was over a year before i dare do anything again...!

[shagmore]

No, fortunately not had that issue,

[threechilliman]

7 minutes when I failed the Sheridans 3 girl challenge. The aim was to last half an hour and you get your money back.

[nigel4498]

10 minutes. Prossie messed me about with address location so 10 minutes late.
Nothing like her photos but what the heck I'm here so I'll fuck her.
Not allowed to touch her, don't like this don't like that, sex in one position.
Had her on the bed spread her legs wide and pounded way until I shot my load in the mac.
Dressed and out in 10 minutes.

[GeorgeForeman]

I was told by an escort (no names and she is retired now anyway), that one of her clients used to drive
up to her house, knock on the door and when she opened it and invited him in, would undo his trousers,
pull out his cock, which was already hard and jacketed, and she would pull up her skirt (she didn't wear panties) and he would fuck for
a couple of minutes in the hallway, cum, pull off the condom, leave the money and disappear again.
He always paid for 30 minutes. She said it was the easiest money she ever made!

[JamesKW]

Sometimes at parties I cum in the first half hour (thankfully this is only 2-3 times a year),this maybe a testiment to how good the girls are on the night, but I am not happy as I am a one cum man and I feel I haven't had my monies worth.This is one of the reasons I avoid more expensive parties as I will feel I have wasted a lot of cash if I cum too early.When this happened on one to ones I used to get the girls to do some mildly fetish activities to fill the time.

[Feeling Hopefull]

Mine was way back when I was 18 (many years ago) and my 1st ever punt, car meet, pulled over picked her up, drove to a dark place, handed over me £10.00 and got my cock out, she went to put the condom on it and I came instantly  , so embarrassed I ended up telling her "erm its ok you can keep the money" as if she was going to give it back 

[thekingreturns]

Ok.. so its not about me its about a mate.... honestly its a mate!

Went to Amsterdam with some mates and 1 was a bit of a boy scout.... was totally against going with a WG.

First night walking down the old RLD I see an absolute stunner... I point her out to the lads and low and behold the Boy Scout is smitten... asks me what to do so I tell him and before he goes in we say we will wait in the pub next door.

We walk in the pub I nip upstairs for a pee and it was a quick pee.. order a pint and sit down at the window... as my fat arse touches the seat in walks Boy Scout... he told us she tossed him off then told him to go.... so he was 50 euros down.

Personally I think h blew his load.

All in all I reckon 5 minutes tops!

[Horizontal pleasures]

Just been reminiscing about a punt I had last year, which I reckon was eleven minutes, start to finish, made up thus:

Two minutes exchanging pleasantries (before I dived for her tits). Two minutes sex, including one minutes foreplay (sucking those tits), thirty seconds oral (enough to get me fully primed) and thirty seconds actual sex (full throttle, no prisoners taken). Add three minutes post-coital recovery/clean-up, and four minutes getting dressed - had I worn slip-on shoes I could have trimmed a minute off - and that was that. I'd booked her for half an hour, too.

Might be fun to hear the stories of other, similar, 'whirlwind romances'.

did you write a review?

[skiman]

This happened quite a few years` ago....I was sent by my company with another engineer to Amsterdam to work at one of our clients`for a few days. On the way over my (married) colleague, Mick, was telling me how the red light district was a great place to hang out. Being a bit proud, I told him there`s no way I was going to pay for sex. Anyway, one evening after work, we wandered past all the windows with all the beautiful girls there trying to entice punters in. Mick kept saying `Cor look at this one, look at that one..`. After a short time, my eyes nearly popped out; there in the window was a tall, gorgeous oriental girl grinning and waving. I love orientals (since this experience, I`ve been to Japan, Thailand, Hong Kong and Malaysia..). Anyway, without a second thought, I said to Mick `wait here and don`t move - I`m `aving this one!` I could hear him laughing as I made my way in and upstairs to the beauty. To cut out the details, I came out of there, tapped Mick on the shoulder and said `right then - I`m done - let`s go`. His face was a picture. He looked at his watch and said `Was everything alright? You were only in and out of there in 7 minutes..`. I assured him that it was great and that she let me do her doggy-style. Despite having a condom on, I came my lot in no time. The swine told quite a few other colleagues back at base and from thereafter my nickname was `The Seven-Minute Man`.

[Marmalade]

about 5 minutes

[Anadin]

Yeah about 12-14 mins in and out with a regular but I was stupidly horny that day, I think I lasted all of 5 mins.

[Malvolio]

I have punted in Soho walk-ups, so ten minutes as that was what I paid for.

[welshpunter17]

Yummy Emma. She was touring in my area, staying in a hotel literally opposite where I worked for one night only.

Snuck out of work, crossed the road and up to her room, was expecting a quick 15 min BJ when she said "Fuck it, if you're sneaking out for work might as well do it properly". She put a condom on me, stood up turned around bent right over and spread with her hands. Turned to me said "Fuck me as hard and fast"

Who was I to deny that! 15 minutes later I was back at my desk and no one was any wiser.

Still one of the most memorable punts I've had!

[hw189]

About 10 minutes? Long time ago with a conveyor belt type Romanian girl. It was supposed to be a half an hour meet and I paid for it, but I got booted out after my first shot (cum once only, as is always the case with these scheming / scamming Romanians). Most of the time was spent on sorting out money, getting undressed, then dressed and only about a minute or 2 on actual play.   

[Rifte]

Singapore.

I had acquired a girl from the Brix (a known prossie hangout) for an overnight session.

Very average face and I have no idea why I chose her, but I lucked out because till date I haven't seen a body like hers. Fucking fantastic

She took her clothes off, I  was hard instantly. I refused OWO and opted for a rubber and started riding me reverse cow girl.

From her taking her clothes off to me shooting my bolt was 10 minutes maximum......

I dont regret it either.

[GreyDave]

I have punted in Soho walk-ups, so ten minutes as that was what I paid for.

 
Usually its 5-8 mins for me for the first pop  :cry:I used to be able to pop several times in a day but now find with aid of blue pill hard the little fellas up and again 20-30 mins latr but it wont pop for at least 4-5hs plus   ah well that's life be warned if youre the same as me last week on a second try the fat bird I saw tried to wank me like shaking a ketchup bottle ( thank god she didn't thump the end too) it went on till she just said "it no work" ....fast forward 3hrs my knob had impressively  swollen in size in girth no pain just a bit puffy looking

[catweazle]

Years ago, l went to the infamous Fingertips parlour in Stretford Manchester to see the legendary Chelsea. Two other guys waiting so sat in the lounge with Connie the owner. Chelsea came in and sat down. Connie was out of the room making coffee when the phone rang. Chelsea answered it and was giving the caller some real wank fodder, talking very dirty to him.

Then she said "there's 3 guys in the room here, and not one of them has put his cock in my mouth" and she looked round pointedly at the three of us.  The other two fellas gazed at the ceiling and pretended they hadn't heard. "Can't believe a man would turn down a free blowjob" she said down the phone.

The two words "blowjob" and "free" grabbed my attention so l thought 'fuck it why not?' stood up, walked over to her unzipped and put my cock in het mouth. She took it out for a moment to say "hang on l've finally got a cock to suck, just listen in" then went back to sucking me off, holding the phone near to catch the slurping and gagging noises.

The situation was so off the wall for me l lasted about 30 seconds, and came in her mouth. "He's just spunked in my mouth and l've swallowed it" she said down the phone thrm laughed as the caller had gone.

[Professor4]

My first punt with Reyna oriental, now sadly retired. Booked 15 mins as she had another booking in 25 minutes. I walked in paid she rubbed herself against me and within literally 30 seconds I cum. £50 I thought wasted but no she proceeded to give a nice wank and then a covered blow job and in about 10 minutes I was shooting into the condom. Brilliant girl and even in mid 50’s i can still come twice easily but I think now it would take  awhile to come three times.

[Health and Fitness]

About 10 minutes? Long time ago with a conveyor belt type Romanian girl. It was supposed to be a half an hour meet and I paid for it, but I got booted out after my first shot (cum once only, as is always the case with these scheming / scamming Romanians). Most of the time was spent on sorting out money, getting undressed, then dressed and only about a minute or 2 on actual play.

It's like they are plucked from an assembly line in a factory. I assume she said something along the lines of "you cum now babe".

[Health and Fitness]

I recall one horrible time a few years ago when I was studying at a University in London. I had foolishly booked a Romanian girl that was local and had some feedback so I thought I'd give her ago.

Turned up for a 30 minute booking that cost me £60.00, got undressed and it was a combination of "don't do this", "don't do that", "you need to cum now". A very rushed service and while keeping me at arms length I remember her giving a nasty toothy blowjob that put me right off, I ended up storming out after 5 minutes.

This was long before I knew about UKPunting, had I known about this site before chances are I would have opted out beforehand. Think her name was Christina something, she's probably long gone by now anyway.

[DrConners]

SexiMorgan, a WG in the SE, I turned up confident & cocky as I normally like to 'run things' - quick chat & paperwork ect, when she stipped off I was pretty in awe & immediately on the back foot as it soon became apparent she was going to be running the show. One self assured WG !!

She tore my clothes off & proceeded to administer an epic blow job, we hadn't discussed CIM or cumming on her tits so I'm stood there whilst she's noshing me off desperately trying to think of something to stem to rising urge to blow my load (this was pretty much at the start of my punting experience, I think she was the 3rd girl I'd seen so I was still inexperienced with WG's & what is appropriate ect - my ex-civvie GF would never have tolerated a mouthfull of cum & I was still going by that set of rules I guess) I glanced down and she was maintaining eye contact as she gagged on my equipment - she knew exactly how to play a cock and she knew it too. 

I got her to pause and said "Let's fuck!" - at this point she pushed me back onto the bed, mounted me CG & absolutely rode the fuck out of me till I blew my load in the bag in what felt like all of 55 seconds! I felt like she had fucked me & it wasn't an overall satisfying experience. If I knew then what I know now the encounter would have been different.

I'm a cum once guy & I'd booked an hour FFS. Spent the rest of the time chatting as I recall. Never wrote a review as I wasn't a member of UKP then.

Not my finest sexual performance, one I did learn from though so there's the positve. I have yet to revisit, I kept her in my HL though.

[hw189]

It's like they are plucked from an assembly line in a factory. I assume she said something along the lines of "you cum now babe".

True. I've heard that same line many times myself with other Romanians. But in this case the WG shot up immediately after blowing my load, threw a wet wipe at me and started to get dressed. When I asked her "is that it?" her reply was "yes, cum once only. Next customer coming". Of course, like yourself, all of this was at a time when I was a bit naive and long before discovering UKP too.

[lostandfound]

A couple of minutes in a German walk up. Corridors of rooms with girl sat in open doorway. All Thai, and I was not feeling attracted, but thought I must try one before giving up. Handed over a 50 Mark note, clothes off, condom on, and inside her in seconds. After a minute or so, I thought, no, this is not working for me, so zipped up and left.

[Charliehutton]

did you write a review?

I did; it was for Delia, at Massage Northampton, posted in December. I don't know how to do a link. I mention in the review that I was there no more than 15 minutes - that includes 4 minutes chatting with the receptionist and awaiting Delia's arrival!

[Health and Fitness]

But in this case the WG shot up immediately after blowing my load, threw a wet wipe at me and started to get dressed. When I asked her "is that it?" her reply was "yes, cum once only. Next customer coming".

Sounds like standard Romanian service to me. No effort to satisfy the customer and just plain money grabbing rip off skanks.

[Baise-moi365]

3 mins tops! Arranged a meet at a Warrington hotel with ‘ravennorth’ Used to be in AW.. stopped by the overly eager guy on reception.. tosser. Texted said WG we have a problem. So I hatched a plan I pretended to be her brother who was picking her up. She came down in her civvies and I said I’m going with her to the room to carry her bags down.. he even came up with us wtf! Got in the room locked the door and fucked like rabbits for 3mins it was kind of urgent!
Asked her how much do you want agreed on £50.. I left the room we were both in stitches as I went past reception I blew the tosser a kiss. Winner

[megaman]

All mine are quick because I ejaculation far too fast but I was told that's not a problem as long as I do ejaculation. Im lucky if i ever get too 15mins because of the cum once rule, I pay for 30mins but really I'm paying for a quick orgasm.
Last punt put it in her cum right away in 2secs then tryed too carry on like that, over in under 5mins.

[itk]

Travelled 45 miles to see a WG who I’d seen before, from start to finish it was probably 2 minutes. Talking absolute filth and OWO after she said she’d do CIM and it was over straight away. To be fair to her she allowed a 2nd round which I lasted slightly longer 

[jok32]

From being let in to being told that's it, the quickest was 6 mins with a Romanian WG who I paid for 30 min. Spent as much time afterwards arguing about being told afterwards of cum once and generally poor service. 

[mrdiamond77]

About 10 minutes.  A punt a few years ago which was the worst punt I have ever had.

[PuntGuy]

10 minutes. It was a specific blowjob only service though and the time allowed as advertised. I did this quite a few times as it was good!

[stevedave]

Probably about 5 minutes. Soho walk up about 12/15 years ago when I slight breeze would get me going 

Probably only cost £20 though, so I were happy.

[munterhunter]

About 4 or 5 years ago a neighbour of mine whose wife had died a couple of years previously was telling me how he missed having sex. I told him I punted suggested he try a parlour but he didn't fancy that. I introduced him to AW. He booked a woman off there for a 2 hr outcall to his place £150. Apparently she rolled up took the cash went to the bathroom undressed they had a kiss & fumble she gave him a blowjob he came in her mouth. She nipped back to the bathroom he waited on the bed for 'round 2' he heard his front door slam. She'd got dressed and done a runner 15 minutes in and out a quick blowjob 150 quid!!
That was probably his first and last punt!

[Health and Fitness]

About 4 or 5 years ago a neighbour of mine whose wife had died a couple of years previously was telling me how he missed having sex. I told him I punted suggested he try a parlour but he didn't fancy that. I introduced him to AW. He booked a woman off there for a 2 hr outcall to his place £150. Apparently she rolled up took the cash went to the bathroom undressed they had a kiss & fumble she gave him a blowjob he came in her mouth. She nipped back to the bathroom he waited on the bed for 'round 2' he heard his front door slam. She'd got dressed and done a runner 15 minutes in and out a quick blowjob 150 quid!!
That was probably his first and last punt!

That is truly awful, think the prostitute saw him as an easy mark to rip off and it's unfortunate that these things happen. Although I have to say booking a 2 hour out call to your own home with an SP sounds way to risky for my tastes. The thought of a prostitute knowing your address and then finding out your identity just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. You give a prostitute an inch and they'll take a mile.

Hope your friend recovered well from this ordeal.

[candec]

I remember one in Soho some years back. She gave me the minimum of foreplay before having sex in missionary position. I was only in for less than a minute before she said "have you come yet"? She the told me I took longer than most men to come and that my time was up and had to pay more. I couldn't believe it and got dressed and left. I walked to another walk up and had a normal punt.

[MelissaHoney]

Just been reminiscing about a punt I had last year, which I reckon was eleven minutes, start to finish, made up thus:

Two minutes exchanging pleasantries (before I dived for her tits). Two minutes sex, including one minutes foreplay (sucking those tits), thirty seconds oral (enough to get me fully primed) and thirty seconds actual sex (full throttle, no prisoners taken). Add three minutes post-coital recovery/clean-up, and four minutes getting dressed - had I worn slip-on shoes I could have trimmed a minute off - and that was that. I'd booked her for half an hour, too.

Might be fun to hear the stories of other, similar, 'whirlwind romances'.

Did you have a stop watch to time each stage of the rally sex?!?