London visit and abject failure booking a hooker

[Diehard]

not sure if I should have posted this in off topic, so apologies to admin if I should have done.

Had to go to London today, known for a while I was going down, and I thought I would indulge my sex addiction and see a few British hookers in London. The Midlands is a disaster zone so I was excited that in London Id have loads to choose from and lots of replies to texts and emails.

The reality is however that it was a disaster.,I managed to book nobody, not even the much vaunted Ameera. It has nothing to do with hookers working out who I am as I have a number of aliases and different numbers, and I know nothing is linked.

So, the question is, what is going on! Why is it so hard to get a decent British hooker, seemingly anywhere? Has the austerity measures hit escorts that hard that the British hookers do not see whoring as a good income generator? Or is it the proliferation of Eastern Europeans doing it at lower prices that has forced the British girls out by and large.

I found today thoroughly depressing. I thought the problems I was facing was simply due to living in a shit hole city. However not being able to book a hooker in London takes things to a whole new depressing level. And what made it worse was on the tube having to be in close proximity to so many absolutely stunning women dressed to impress!! It was agonising!

I'm never using the tube again if I haven't got a bona fide dead cert hooker lined up. It is too frustrating!

I did start another thread asking for info on any  recommended girls and a few of you replied, so please accept my thanks for trying to help to those of you who replied.

[RedKettle]

I stay over in London on business on an infrequent basis and punting is almost always a disaster - the last time I had a girl booked who just never turned up and then claimed she had thought I was a timewaster!!  The best punt I managed down there went OK only for the girl to be outed on here a week or so later as a thief, lucky escape for me.

I had decided to give up in London and just enjoy a film and a pint - but as ever the mind is weak and I ran an RB have have a woman booked for my next visit.  I am a idiot 

[fredpunter]

Theres quite a lot of decent girls in London but they aren't all right in the middle of town. Also, there's a lot of punters in london. so any girl who gets a few reviews saying she is good and doesnt charge stupid money and is easy to get to is likely to be busy. So if you want to be sure if seeing them sometimes you need to book in advance.

Regarding specifically British girls .....  can't really comment cos nationality has never been one of my search criteria.

[johnnyboy61]

Had to go to London today, known for a while I was going down, and I thought I would indulge my sex addiction and see a few British hookers in London.

There's probably fewer British WGs in London than elsewhere in the country. Plenty of great EE girls, but not the place to come looking for a decent homegrown one on spec, unless you have come down for a specific girl.

[shagbambi]

I punt in London when there on business. I have found everything goes pretty smoothly. I book, primarily outcalls, weeks in advance and have found the girls to be very reliable.  The more popular girls are hard to book but if you are on a business trip you should know your dates in advance so it's quite easy.  On the occasion where things have gone pear shaped I have resorted to agency girls, which are an expensive way to scratch an itch.  If you are a vanilla GFE type punter then my reviews will be useful to you.  They cover a broad selection of outcall girls in terms of age and body types who are pretty reliable (with me anyway!).

[NelsonH]

Milton Keynes, my friend, Milton Keynes.

[pking_paul]

Some great British girls in Bristol / Bath area too

[RimJobBob]

Milton Keynes, my friend, Milton Keynes.

I've had a similar experience in London but didn't find MK to be great either. Head to Manchester!

[threechilliman]

+1. Plenty of decent girls in Manchester and no great issue booking them.

[JamesKW]

I don't think anyone has said London is good for English girls it is all about Eastern Europeans and South Americans and I am perfectly happy with these.

[Sylvester]

I've seen plenty of girls in London, but only 2 English girls - Miss KDD and Lindsey. 

Given that locally grown, organic produce is seriously scarce in London, you would do well to explore some of the very high quality imports that are available in abundance...!!

[cueball]

+1. Plenty of decent girls in Manchester and no great issue booking them.

The problem with Manchester is that there are too bloody many and I can't get round them all, I'm doing my best though

[Diehard]

Problem for midland based guys is we have had that many bad experience with foreign ladies that going to London and booking a foreign hooker is a bit of a shot in the dark unless the London review thread is studied in detail beforehand, but my planning has never been good as I am a spur of moment type punter, which as some Have mentioned above is not the best way to punt in London. Partly my fault for not being more organised.

What made things worse other than the multitude of hot women in office wear looking like real filth, was the number of guys clearly out with hookers. There has been another thread on this point, but it is so noticeable. And so many guys are out and about with hookers. Up where I am, you just don't see it at all.

Some of you have mentioned manchester. Some of my best punts have been with Manchester girls who have travelled down to see me at short notice. I also find manchester girls to be probably the friendliest in replies to messages as well.

I am somewhat jealous of guys up in Manchester, not only do the indies seem the most accessible, they also have sandy superstars, which is probably the best parlour in the country?

[Hyperchicken]

The reality is however that it was a disaster.,I managed to book nobody, not even the much vaunted Ameera. It has nothing to do with hookers working out who I am as I have a number of aliases and different numbers, and I know nothing is linked.

Are you blacklisted or something?

[Owwhatanight]

It could also be the aliases...they show up and some wg are put off. 

[Cuntminion]

You had no luck in London !?

Fuck me op never sending you to the shops for milk

[willmo1]

Try a visit to norwich then op.Fuckin hells bells.

[Silver Birch]

A search of British United Kingdom in London on AW throws up 1088 to choose from today. 

Most punters outside London would be happy with half that number to choose from. You really were unlucky 

[akauya]

You had no luck in London !?

Fuck me op never sending you to the shops for milk

Quite! 

And what made it worse was on the tube having to be in close proximity to so many absolutely stunning women dressed to impress!! It was agonising!

Most likely 90% of those stunning women were foreign too.

[Diehard]

It could also be the aliases...they show up and some wg are put off.

They don't show up as aliases one hooker I get on well with showed me on her PC. Believe it or not there is a hooker who doesn't hate me. I amaze myself sometimes!

[Diehard]

The problem with Manchester is that there are too bloody many and I can't get round them all, I'm doing my best though

You lucky fuck!!!!!!