Bad London Escort Experiences

[naughtyxing]

Hi All.  I'm from New York, and this is my first time visiting London, and the escort scene here shocked me.  I arranged to see quite a few escorts.  First was Samantha (External Link/Members Only).  Quite well reviewed, and not cheap at 250 GBP.  However, when I finally got to her flat, she was perhaps 10kg heavier than she looked in the pictures.  Not attractive at all!  I left. 

I also scheduled an appointment with Kimberley (External Link/Members Only).  Also very well reviewed at various review sites, and also not cheap at 350 GBP.  Again, the girl who opened the door was 10kg heavier, and was definitely NOT the girl in the pictures.  She was also unfriendly and rude to boot.  I left again. 

The last bad experience is with Presley (External Link/Members Only).  The girl who opened the door was most definitely NOT toned.  She just smoked a cigarette and it smelled on her breath.  She had stubbly legs, and was slightly chubby (maybe 5-8kg heavier than she looked in the pictures).  I didn't leave, but perhaps I should have.  The service was very very mechanical.  She seemed more concerned about getting herself off than me.  I had paid for an hour but left after 30 minutes.

My only good experience was with Diana (External Link/Members Only).  She has a very pretty face, and was very willing to please.  Her body was not great, but she more than made up for it with personality and desire to do her job well.

So, my question is this: is this just bad luck on my part?  I tried to see girls who were well reviewed, but apparently a lot of reviews are just outright lies or fakes.  This happens in the US as well, but not to this degree.  Is this a case of me falling victim to bait and switch?  Or are the pictures really just that much better than what the girls will look like in person and I need to adjust my expectations accordingly?  As a comparison, here are some girls I've seen in NYC.

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These girls all looked like their pictures would lead you to believe, in some cases even better.  Sure, they aren't all made-up or dressed up, but you can tell that it's them.  They are in good shape, immaculately groomed, are charming and can carry a conversation.  For some reason, I haven't encountered that in London.  Now I'm afraid to believe in any pictures I see, or any reviews.  Any thoughts or recommendations here?

[manc36]

Well the girls from the US look photo shopped to fuck. You should check out the London reviews on here.

Yall av a good day now

[fredpunter]

Welcome to our world. Read the reviews sections, for what you are willing to pay you should find someone nice.

[NightKid]

How can you say that London's bad if you have to pay a minimum of $500, for a mere hour, to get a decent shag in NYC? 

On a serious note, do have a look at the London Reviews board indeed. They're the closest thing to honest information you can get when it comes to prossie reviews, in this neck of the woods.
Also, I hasten to add that if you aren't too obsessed with agency WGs ... there's a lot of better and cheaper fucks to be had with independent girls.

Edit: Look for the one with Michelle on the thread title, in particular.

[charming_red]

So, my question is this: is this just bad luck on my part?

Seems like it. Its the same problem anywhere - research cautiously as many reviews are misleading. You also need the right place (UKP) to get views that are as close to genuine and the truth about a WG than anywhere else.

Theres plenty of good recomendations on this site for girls that genuinely deliver for your good money to be spent on.

[Thepacifist]

stop looking at these stupid agency sites.. look on AW, check out HOD, check out LMP. check out the london reviews section and good luck.

[yellowhite]

I know this was an old thread, but I just wish I could still share my bad experience here too of last weekend.

I was a Hong Kong punter and traveled to London last week. Before I traveled, I have been doing some researches in the AW, and also the local forum, and ended up visiting here as well. I did try to contact the girls in AW, but the girls in AW were either hidden their faces or really not my cup of tea around the areas I would like to visit in Central London or Surrey, so I ended up going for an incall service by "Admiral".

On the day of visit,  the "admiral" gave me the reminder of the address, its in central London west. As I am new to the area, I dont have any clue of the area until I visited . When I tried to visit it around the time of meeting, the building was so old and a lot of rubbish outside the building, so I decided not to go in due to safety and hygiene concern.

I managed to get some help from my local friend, and then called "Playful escort". I called to make a booking for an outcall meeting at around 22:30 in my hotel room in Central London; the agent called back to confirm at around 19:00. However, strange enough, the girl ended up did not show up even I called them at around 22:45 again; the agent said she were coming too and indeed nothing showed up even at 23:30. I was too tired to make a second chance at that night.

I should have given up, but I did. I finally go to "Diva" for another incall at noon the day after. This time the apartment building was very nice and new as it was just next to commercial area and the regent canal.
However when I turned up on time, I was disappointed......As naughtyxing mentioned, it was just a Romanian lady which was at least 10Kg heavier than the photos of the agency website, I should have left but I did not....

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The attitude was no good, she kept on texting messages with the next client even she provided massage to me. And she was just too fat to be going for lady-top position. And towards the end of the service, I heard a male voice outside the room. I was quite scared because I never expected another male also inside the apartment. She said it was just her boyfriend. I dont know what is going to happen, so I got back all my stuff (money of course) and go to take a quick bath and leave ASAP.

Never trusted any online booking service, no matter its local or international one. Most of the photos are just photoshopped artificial ladies pictures. I should have better spent the money in Macau in which I was allowed to make "real" selection of the ladies.

 Nowadays with all the tourist attacks and also worry about theft  and personal safety concern, if I were traveling to foreign countries again, and I have to go punting alone, I would definitely go for outcall service as I would feel much more safe than visiting escort located in somewhere completely new to me. You just dont know what will happen inside the apartment of the area around.

Wish you guys a better luck on punting when you were travelling.

[FlyingBreadMan]

Sorry to hear of you experiences...I have punted abroad many times and amazing I got away with my life and a victorious punt! I went into skin head territory in Poland, to gangster territory in south Africa, to Latino gang territory in the us.
I consider my self stupid for taking such risks
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