Cali Manyana Birmingham

[mikexxlong]

MANYANA Bristol Road South in Selly Oak

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On a spur of the moment driving past, I decided to Pop into manyana, as I had not heard much lately on the goings on there, wasn’t even sure it was still operating to be honest, anyway parked at the back in the car park, walked up to the steel gate in the corner with a small sign with manyana 27 on. Pressed intercom buzzer greeted by a pleasant female voice etc. , pushed the steel gate open ,walking up to a white door on the left ,pushed that  open once inside ,another steel gate that was opened etc.

In the hallway I was greeted by I presume the manager ,who was very pleasant ,friendly & polite .she informed me that there was 4 girls working today but 2 are currently busy and if I would like to take a seat in the lounge/waiting room and the available girls would introduce themselves

 Cali & Abbey came in one at a time and introduced themselves both very friendly, smiles & hugs were exchanged etc.

 Abbey is a BBW type average looks, having now looked on the website she looks a lot hotter on there than when I met her on that particular day she had minimal makeup on and was dressed casual & she did nothing for me but she seems like a nice person who would be fun to be with and has a nice vibe about her, if she appeared like in her photos I may have been persuaded even though BBW is not really my thing
 I chose Cali an aussie she has a pleasant face, slim ,her figure is as you see it on the website ,although she has a lot more tattoos than what is shown on the web pictures, I would put her age around the mid –late 40s

The service

Firstly they have a strange pricing system I haven’t come across it anywhere else before that just causes confusion they break it down as room fee, basic service fee, then extras etc.  Fee, everywhere else just says x amount per hh/ hour etc. plus any extras if offered!

Anyway I paid in total £100 for one hour GFE

Cali is very chatty, so there we are making all the usual small talk and inevitably the conversation turns to the exchange of money, she rattled through the costs
She asked for the room fee first £20, so handed that over and
I was offered a shower before we got started which I accepted and was given a fresh towel to use she left the room for about 5 minutes
 
Now I’m not sure what her idea of a GFE involves ,maybe she thinks like a real girlfriend you have been with for a while, where most of the time you just listen to her chat shit, moan about life ,bitch & moan about people etc. because all she did was talk about trivial matters, herself and moan about punters, every time I tried to initiate some sexual activity it would briefly happen but would quickly resume back to chatting shit .at one point she went to give me OWO and I thought thank fuck for that, that’ll shut her the fuck up .i got about 4-5 sucks  and she went back to talking complete bullshit yet again

So a good 20 odd minutes into the punt and fuck all has happened apart from some very brief light kissing and 4-5 sucks off my bare knob & a bit of cock stroking

I’m thinking maybe I should of asked for a PSE, but then again she might of spent the whole fucking time snorting coke of the bed side cabinet, while bitching about how free porn websites have ruined the industry and how she got robbed at the adult awards by some skank and have a fucking melt down for me not Cumming on demand

I’m getting a little frustrated by now as none of what has gone on so far is sensual or erotic in nature, just simply someone sitting & lying on the bed, chatting crap, throughout this time, I had been giving plenty of little hints that I was not really interested in talking anymore and wanted to get down to business as things were getting awkward
 
Time to get assertive  so I suggested we get start to get in on, she recoiled slightly and gave me a look as if I just requested that I wanted to skull fuck her great grandmother while she stuck a pineapple up her arse while watching me rattle her grandmothers dentures out of her face 

Well To cut it short ,I managed to actually get some sex ,so I rutted away until I cum ,cleaned up, was offered a shower I declined as I just wanted to go ,so started to get dressed , she then started to chat some fucking more, about if I came back & wanted to become a regular etc.

As she was leaving the room she said, when your finished just come out of the room & walk to the gates and I will see you on CCTV and let you out etc.

So after getting dressed I came out the room, and not a soul around, not even a sound could be heard you could of heard a mouse fart I kid you not, all very fucking weird .so i walked to the first steel gate, my footsteps seemingly echoing as I walked, half expecting some cock sucker to jump out saying BOO

Got to the first steel gate, pulled it and it opened with a squeaky sound that echoed around the seemingly deserted premises
Then out through the white door, into the court yard to the second steel gate
,pulled on it nothing fuck heart rate going up slightly ,tried again still locked, shit my escape has been thwarted ,getting slightly concerned now gave it a good yank didn’t budge , starting to feel a bit desperate, resisting the temptation  of grabbing the gate with both hands ,feet on each side of the frame and heaving with all my might , okay give it another go ,success it opened, freedom

Overall thoughts

The premises are clean, well-kept and everything is in good repair & working from what I could see and what I used plus it all looks nice

All the staff I had contact with was friendly & polite 

The way the fee/ costs are explained is just silly & confusing unsure why they do it like that 

Don’t know if Cali is normally like that she was very pleasant, but punters go to a brothel for sexual gratification, not for a chat, sure a little small talk at the start can be fine, to relax etc. but if you want to chat do it on your time not the punters time do it at the end .plus she did not perform the services paid for huge negative, bad business
Put it this way, if you bring your car to a garage and say you want it given a full service, but all the fuckers do is top up the washer fluid & give the car a quick wash, you have just been ripped off

Would I go back again yes probably if the urge takes me, but to see another girl. As I don’t think the establishment is at fault this particular time, but the individual WG i

[Westney]

Manyana is one of the oldest establishments in Selly Oak, I first started using it in the 1980's, when the only way in was through the front door. Some great memories back then, before the influx of EU and Thai girls. Having said that, my last visit was about 18 months ago, 'for old times sake', and my experience echoes yours. You always take a risk to see who is available, but I dropped lucky with Chloe, a young 'English' brunette with a stunning body, pert bum, and natural breasts. I paid £60, unfortunately I didn't give her the attention she deserved, and I was too busy suckling her nipples...when I asked her if I could 'taste her pussy', she said that was £10.00 extra, and usually I go in with enough cash for the fee, so I had her give me a hand job whilst she stuck her bum in the air and gave me a good look of her fleshy 'purse'. Pity, I don't think she works there anymore, it was a Wednesday afternoon, just after lunch. I vowed never to return, and your review doesn't make me change my mind, so thanks for the heads up.

[Night king]

Just looking at the website, Abby works at blueicegirls under the name of terry don't know if she still works there.