Your choice of lady?

[FLYING BLUE]

Couldn't think what else to title this.

Just been catching up reading a few reviews & started to think about everyone's particular choice of lady (WG) when it comes to a booking - i.e. Age, body size, shape, hair colour etc etc

As I've stated before on this forum, I have very many sexual 'hangups' (for so many reasons....) and this has always determined my choice of lady over several years of getting any kind of sexual gratification purely from punting ( I don't date, I haven't dated since my life changed, I won't be dating in the future).

This means I've always ended up with younger WG's - because for me, they have to be a small size (6-8 preferred), there must be no signs of childbirth at all, boobs should be 'A' or 'B' cup preferred and definitely no enhanced boobs - it's certainly not about their actual age, it's so much about my prerequisites when it comes to a punt - as a consequence, I don't believe I've ever seen a lady above the age of 30 and most were below 25.

Is anyone else as picky, choosy, fussy as me when it comes to a punt or, is it just me?
Cheers
FB

Edited to add - I already know I am weird, don't need anyone on here to remind me of the fact

[scutty brown]

Lady?
They's not ladies, they's whores!!!

[FLYING BLUE]

Lady?
They's not ladies, they's whores!!!

I guess you're kidding, however, you call them what you want, I'll continue to refer to them as ladies 

[Sar-Major]

I guess you're kidding, however, you call them what you want, I'll continue to refer to them as ladies 

Well said that Man. 

Personally FB, I totally agree with you on that one. 

I somehow don't think he's "Joking" at all. So what does that make "Him"  ............   Ah "YES", a "Prolific Prossy User"   

 

[MME]

I like to vary my WG type, sometimes there’s a huge physical difference between the women I see. My only no no is for BBW I just find it a turn off. Otherwise as long as they have a pulse I’ll at lease try and shag them...

[Lingus10]

Personally I like size 10 and small tits

[tynetunnel]

I’m exactly the same as you in this respect FB. Twenties, slim, small natural boobs ideally with bullet nipples rather than saucer type! Little tiny pert bum and slim legs, and long hair with minimal make up completes the picture for me.

The most perfect escorts in this regard that I’ve met have been Alyssia (from Amour, sadly retired) and Daisy Duval (Amour and Indie)

[Edd67]

Seems to be a pattern here...
I also like petite slim SPs. Definitely prefer brunettes over blondes (although wish there were more redheads around). The porn star look, with loads of make up, puffed up lips and false tits does nothing for me.
Have a thing for the more exotic, so quite often go for black or Asian SPs when I can.

[toon972]

Yes FB, very similar requirements for me. If I am paying for sex I want something that would be more likely impossible. 

[jammy273]

Interesting thread

Not that I shy away from the ideal woman type or that looks aren't important but I tend to go for the more attainable types? Enhancements are definitely a negative. And thus far I have only seen native ladies as well.

I can't really put my finger on why...

[jc1971]

I'm not too concerned with age or size as long as they do not have fake tits, 'trout pout' lips or similar cosmetic works. In terms of a good punt, attitude and enthusiasm always trumps looks / age for me. In fact one of my worst punts ever was with a girl who was the spitting image of Joanna Lumley as 'Purdey' in the New Avengers, 1977. To say I left a disappointed man would be the understatement of the decade. Bitter memories that are almost 20 years old.

[MajorPayne]

Seems to be a pattern here...
I also like petite slim SPs. Definitely prefer brunettes over blondes (although wish there were more redheads around). The porn star look, with loads of make up, puffed up lips and false tits does nothing for me.
Have a thing for the more exotic, so quite often go for black or Asian SPs when I can.

Certainly when I started this was my ideal but a number of years on I value quality of service over a particular "type" of lady.  If I can get both then I'm very happy.

[waynekerr600]

Seems to be a pattern here...
I also like petite slim SPs. Definitely prefer brunettes over blondes (although wish there were more redheads around). The porn star look, with loads of make up, puffed up lips and false tits does nothing for me.
Have a thing for the more exotic, so quite often go for black or Asian SPs when I can.

Incredibly similar to my own tastes. I also enjoy the company of the occasional very tall lady too.

[Sar-Major]

Incredibly similar to my own tastes. I also enjoy the company of the occasional very tall lady too.

Any feker with "Sweaty Feet" would do for you ya "Little cunt"............             

 

[AnthG]

This means I've always ended up with younger WG's - because for me, they have to be a small size (6-8 preferred), there must be no signs of childbirth at all, boobs should be 'A' or 'B' cup preferred and definitely no enhanced boobs - it's certainly not about their actual age, it's so much about my prerequisites when it comes to a punt - as a consequence, I don't believe I've ever seen a lady above the age of 30 and most were below 25.

You have basically repeated what I bang on non-stop about as my ideal girl. I love short/tiny studious girls. 5ft, tiny frame, wears glasses, never stops talking, and doing this while at university is my absolute perfect girl.

I often said I would never see girls over 27 due to the above being what I am after. But I will say as a side addendum on that. I think easily the best girl ever in the northeast was 34 when I seen her and she still was the best girl in the northeast and better than pretty much every other girl I have seen combined.

So that just goes to show age is not that important.

Or saying that it could be my other thing. I find the Irish accent sexy as hell. It's like the biggest turn on ever the Irish accent over everything else. An Irish girl could just read out her weekly Morrisons shopping list and I would be a massive turn on for me.

I also agree I do not ever want to see anyone with fake breasts. or whoever touches class A drugs. Those two are my biggest no-no's. I would also rather not see anyone who has any tattoos or smokes.

But the problem is. It seem every WG has one of the above 4. Trying to find a WG who never touches drugs, smokes, has tattoos or has real breasts would be as hard as finding a 3ft professional basketball player.

[FLYING BLUE]

Having given this a little more thought, I guess I've seen at least 2 ladies over the age of 30 - Bethany & Keeva both of whom were lovely.

If I remember properly, Bethany actually dared me to come & see her in a PM and sent me an unblurred photo of herself in an Ice Cream parlour in Newcastle City, looking absolutely stunning, along with a money back guarantee, plus the tag line;

"just so you can see, I'm not an old bag"

I found this approach hilarious and although taking me out of my comfort zone, booked her immediately..... and wasn't disappointed

[tynetunnel]

But the problem is. It seem every WG has one of the above 4. Trying to find a WG who never touches drugs, smokes, has tattoos or has real breasts would be as hard as finding a 3ft professional basketball player.

Oh like it’s that difficult Anth! 



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[waynekerr600]

Having given this a little more thought, I guess I've seen at least 2 ladies over the age of 30 - Bethany & Keeva both of whom were lovely.

If I remember properly, Bethany actually dared me to come & see her in a PM and sent me an unblurred photo of herself in an Ice Cream parlour in Newcastle City, looking absolutely stunning, along with a money back guarantee, plus the tag line;

"just so you can see, I'm not an old bag"

I found this approach hilarious and although taking me out of my comfort zone, booked her immediately..... and wasn't disappointed

I think Keeva was very special. Only lucky enough to see her once but she still amuses me on uke.

[Edd67]

I think Keeva was very special. Only lucky enough to see her once but she still amuses me on uke.

I missed out on Keeva. She was on my HL but moved to Jockland before I had the pleasure. She seems quite a character. Sounds like a BJ is the only way to shut her up!

[daviemac]

I think Keeva was very special. Only lucky enough to see her once but she still amuses me on uke.

Saw her a few times years ago, before I was very active on here and before my enforced abstaining from punting, in fact before she was Keeva as well.

Excellent punt, one thing I remember, and some other escorts should take note, is she wouldn't take indi bookings when she was on agency shift. I first tried to book her on AW but she directed me to the agency as she was down as available through them at the time I wanted.

[Mansell]

Great topic FB, I think you know my perfect size of WG.

But a more serious answer is I'm not too fussy. size 8 to 12. prefer slightly taller girls. Attractive looking a big plus for me. Good craic and not just the silent type. Prefer mid 20's to 40 now.

Do wish I had seen Keeva, really enjoy her craic on UKE, mind I did see the rest of the ELKS and they were all great. 

[AnthG]

I just had a fantastic idea. What we should all do is all chip in to put an advert in an Irish newspaper saying Irish people, please all come live in Newcastle. As for one escorting is illegal there now, and legal here. And Northerners all love Irish people.

It would be cool if Adultwork was full of Irish women.

[The Outsider]

It would be cool if Adultwork was full of Irish women.

Dead on! 

[scutty brown]

I just had a fantastic idea. What we should all do is all chip in to put an advert in an Irish newspaper saying Irish people, please all come live in Newcastle..........................

You'll get several thousand caravans parked in the town centre and ponies racing up and down the roads

[waynekerr600]

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It would be cool if Adultwork was full of Irish women.

Little mix are in the North East. I guess by the name they are all Irish?

[Sar-Major]

Little minx are in the North East. I guess by the name they are all Irish?

There ya go ya "Little Cunt" I've amended it for you.......................