Isn't it ironic.

[standardpostage]

Isn't it ironic, how working girls, want us punters, to have, short, well manicured, non sharp and clean finger nails. Yet they have long, pointy, sometimes studded and sharp as stiletto knives ones. All the better to scratch you with if you upset them :-/

[Bogof60]

Yeah
And they show movies of them wanking themselves with those great big long nails inside, but if we were to as much as touch their honey trap with a well manicured clean nail they screech like fuck.

[shagmore]

Its called double standards...