First time seeing an escort

[Dick Dastardly]

I'm thinking of booking an escort. After doing some reading the advice given is not to tell them your name. your occupation or any other personal information. Which is good advice of course. The thing is this makes it difficult to talk and settle in and have a laugh - after all it is best to make a good first impression and get her to relax and like you.
With all this in mind, what's the best way to get a convo going?

[arrow0404]

I think your on the wrong site, try tinder, POF or match if you want to chat or have a laugh.

[vw]

I'm thinking of booking an escort. After doing some reading the advice given is not to tell them your name. your occupation or any other personal information. Which is good advice of course. The thing is this makes it difficult to talk and settle in and have a laugh - after all it is best to make a good first impression and get her to relax and like you.
With all this in mind, what's the best way to get a convo going?

Try these

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[Dick Dastardly]

Isn't establishing a good rapport with the wg the best way to get the most out of her?

[vw]

Isn't establishing a good rapport with the wg the best way to get the most out of her?

Turn up clean, on time with the correct money, works every time unless the possie is shit or dodgy. 

[vw]

I get a feeling you are pretending at being new rather than being new Dick dastardly. 

Have you been here before?

[timsussex]

they don't want to know your life story and they certainly don't want to tell you theirs

[arrow0404]

they don't want to know your life story and they certainly don't want to tell you theirs

+1, all they want is your ££££.

Come back with a review i need a good laugh

[Dick Dastardly]

I get a feeling you are pretending at being new rather than being new Dick dastardly. 

Have you been here before?

No.I'm serious. You can't just walk in, say nothing and hand her the money then fuck and leave.
What If you want to see her again?

[vw]

What If you want to see her again?

you call again, turn up clean again, with the correct money again and pay again.   

[James999]

have a laugh -

Just show her your cock / fanny (delete as applicable) that should do the trick   

[Ali Katt]

I'm thinking of booking an escort. After doing some reading the advice given is not to tell them your name. your occupation or any other personal information. Which is good advice of course. The thing is this makes it difficult to talk and settle in and have a laugh - after all it is best to make a good first impression and get her to relax and like you.
With all this in mind, what's the best way to get a convo going?

Two serious questions have you spoke to a woman before? Are you on the asperger's spectrum?

[NigelF]

Isn't establishing a good rapport with the wg the best way to get the most out of her?

The most for some is still utterly shit. Good escorts don't need much or frankly any chat. Those that do will ask questions to get something out of you anyway.

As VW says, make sure you're clean, on time, you've got the correct money, be polite, smile and just let her do the rest. You don't need to do anything else. If you really want, you can talk about whatever you fancy but don't let any chat take over the punt and make sure she doesn't turn what should be paid sex into just paid chat!

[mrsheepish]

If the girl has experience she will break the ice/ make conversation to get things going, but as long as you turn up clean and pay that's all shell care about.

[NIK]

Two serious questions have you spoke to a woman before? Are you on the asperger's spectrum?

He’s from Wacky Races!   

[horneyboy]

Mate welcome the wonderful of pussy awaits .
You sound like a freak you either want a shag or not it would be helpful to of let us know what county you close by and what budget you have .A pump and dump parlour or half an hour to a hour session your choice good luck you pay for what you get.

[brianthedog21]

No.I'm serious. You can't just walk in, say nothing and hand her the money then fuck and leave.
What If you want to see her again?

Good questions Dick!

I didnt know about this site when I had my first paid encounter. The prossie was really chatty and friendly. Being eager to please and get into conversation I made the mistake of telling her my date of birth, mothers maiden name, first school i attended, favourite colour, real name, address and Twatbook login details. In fact we spent so much time chatting there was no sexual contact.

I think I made her cum.

[Ali Katt]

Good questions Dick!

I didnt know about this site when I had my first paid encounter. The prossie was really chatty and friendly. Being eager to please and get into conversation I made the mistake of telling her my date of birth, mothers maiden name, first school i attended, favourite colour, real name, address and Twatbook login details. In fact we spent so much time chatting there was no sexual contact.

I think I made her cum.

In all seriousness on my first punt she did talk away half my time. Luckily the second escort I saw was sexy and enjoyed my company.

[BarryProudfoot]

I'm thinking of booking an escort. After doing some reading the advice given is not to tell them your name. your occupation or any other personal information. Which is good advice of course. The thing is this makes it difficult to talk and settle in and have a laugh - after all it is best to make a good first impression and get her to relax and like you.
With all this in mind, what's the best way to get a convo going?

Read my review and get started

[Sticky]

Be British man!

Talk to them about the weather and then tell them your a Spurs fan after they've taken the money.






But joking aside, just talk to them about what you're doing or what you like to do in bed or would like to do. Most will expect some small talk to break the ice and after you've had your fun will likely ask you what you've got planned for the day etc if there's time left.